Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 581 Foreigner's Strange Calligraphy Inscription
Bangchui's rich second-generation body was like sifting through chaff, and then he pretended to faint, so he was supported by others, and Su Dechang finally gave him a critical blow.

He stopped Bai Feng on the spot to ask for compensation, and forced himself to pull out a huge check.

After the farce ended, Bai Feng smiled and wanted to step down.

The people below became lively and booed one after another.

"Boss Bai, the handwriting is so good, write a copy for us all, and we will give you money!"

"Yes, Boss Bai, let's take a few more pictures, and we're not short of money anyway!"

"We also want those from the United States!"

"We in Yingguo also like calligraphy. Write for us too. We are not short of money. I never eat hotpot bottoms when I go to the first floor of the world to eat hotpot!"

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Bai Feng nodded with a smile, and then began to write again.

The pen started and the pen fell, and the four big characters were written again. Incheon Tiannan next to him was suddenly dumbfounded.

"You you you...you can still write regular script?"

"Huh? You don't know how?"

"I I I..."

Tiannan in Incheon is a bit speechless, and he is proficient in calligraphy. Generally, people who study will choose one to practice to the extreme. Who will be distracted to practice all the fonts?
For example, he only practiced a big seal script. He is better than others only because he has written his own style, such as cursive script.

Cursive script is just a general term. If you can write your own style, it means you have created a font, and you have reached the pinnacle of calligraphy.

Because Huai Su has his own style, he has left Huai Su Kuangcao, also known as Dacao, to future generations!Representatives include Zhang Xu, who is even called the Grass Sage by later generations!
In addition, there are small grasses. In Qing Dynasty Feng Ban's "Du Yin Shu Yao" talks about learning cursive calligraphy: small grasses learn from Xianzhi, big grasses learn from Xizhi, and Kuangcao learns from Zhang Xu rather than learning from Huai Su.Huai Su's cursive characters are easy to recognize, the handwriting is thin and visible, and the joints of the characters are also clear and easy to draw.

Although they are all in cursive script, there are dozens of different styles of writing, which is why Incheon Tiannan is so surprised!
Bai Feng put down the pen, showed the paper to everyone, and smiled.

"Chinese friends should like this word more, the starting price is 10 US dollars!"

The people below were stunned for a moment, and then they all understood that it is purely a friendship auction now, and how much they give depends on their will. For them, 10 US dollars is not even a fart. I can buy a lot of calligraphy and paintings with my pocket money.

"Blooming on the bar? Haha, Mr. Bai, I like to play mahjong. I want this word. I'll offer 100 million. Don't shoot it. Brothers, help me, I'm begging you all!"

The others laughed. Of course, the business circle is all about multiple friends and multiple sources of income. Unless you are in a hurry, the kind of thing just now is absolutely impossible to happen.

No one asked for a price. The mahjong lover excitedly came to the stage to accept the calligraphy and painting, and also begged Incheon Tiannan by the way.

"Master Incheon, give me your chapter too!"

He had a good idea. Although Baifeng's calligraphy is good, it is not well-known in the calligraphy and painting circles. It is not face-saving to buy it back. If it is stamped with Incheon Tiannan's stamp, then the calligraphy and painting will be worth a lot of money. It can be sold at auction. How many times.

Incheon Tiannan waved his hands in shame.

"Don't dare, my seal is not qualified to stamp this word..."

Bai Feng didn't know what the other party was thinking, so he spoke with a smile.

"When it's lively, you can build it..."

"Then...then I should have a free text seal..."

The so-called "Xian Wen Yin" refers to free chapters with clear and beautiful words, idioms, common sayings, aphorisms, etc. as the printed text.

Speaking of Xianwenyin, I have to mention a few words here.

Qi Baishi worked as a carpenter in his early years. After he became famous, he carved a seal of "Under Lu Ban's School" and often engraved it on calligraphy and painting works to show that he did not forget the poor life of the past.

This "Under Luban's Men" is Xianwenyin. Although it is not named, people who love calligraphy and painting will know that it is Qi Baishi after seeing it. In a way, Xianwenyin is somewhat similar to the pen name of a novel author.

Of course, Xianwenyin also has some vulgar ones, such as...

Deng San, a master seal carver, woodcarved a bronze seal of "Dung Weng" on a tiger button.Many people were puzzled, and he explained: "Back then, the land was full of blemishes, and I should clean up the dung." Many people both love his characters and fear this chapter.

One of the Eight Eccentrics of Yangzhou, Zheng Banqiao Zhixian Wenyin, is unique and intriguing.Zheng Wei was an upright and honest official, and he was not promoted as a county magistrate for 12 years.In order to show a frustrated literati's contempt and ridicule for feudal power and dark officialdom, he carved a "seven-rank official ear", which was often engraved on his calligraphy and painting works.He also engraved some satirical words such as "wealth and honor are not what I want", "I wish I could fill the world's hunger debt", "Banqiao 20 years ago".

Calligrapher Lin Sanzhi accidentally fell into the scalding pool while taking a bath in the bathroom, causing his ring finger and little finger to be disabled, but he eventually became a master.The seal carver Tian Yuan carved a seal of "Return from Yaochi" for him.

However, there is only one Xianwen seal in Incheon Tiannan, which can be seen in his works basically, and that is "Da Dao Wuwei", which is also his life creed.

Now that Bai Feng has spoken, he can only put a seal of leisure on it.

Overjoyed, the wealthy Chinese left the stage holding calligraphy and paintings.

The other Chinese were bleeding when they saw the jealous ones, and shouted one after another.

"Boss Bai, write me a fortune! I'll pay 100 million too!"

"Boss Bai, I've never been able to have a baby, write me an early baby!"

"I want a man who can conquer the sky!"

"Give me a sesame seed to open the door..."

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Bai Feng then wrote 'Gong Xi Fa Cai', 'Give birth to a precious child early' and so on...

These people undoubtedly found Tiannan in Incheon to stamp the Xianwen seal.

At this time, foreign rich people also came to join in the fun, but they didn't know Chinese calligraphy, so they consulted the nearby Chinese, and these guys became very funny, so Bai Feng wrote this for these poor foreign friends at a price of 100 million U.S. dollars. Calligraphy works...

Regular script [this word is very expensive]

The person next to him explained to him that it means that you are very rich, and anyone who reads this calligraphy and painting will know that you are a local tyrant!

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Lishu【Ugliness is not my fault】

The person next to me explained that this word means not to look at people's appearance, but to pay attention to inner beauty!

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Running script【Older Marriage】

This explanation is awesome. It expresses an urgent hope that more women will like you. After hearing this, the foreigner clenched his fists and shouted YES!

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Cursive script【Don't be cowardly, just do it】

It means work harder, don't be afraid of anything, don't worry about anything, just work work work!The Chinese who translated also told the bearded foreigners that this word can be hung in the office area of ​​their company, so that all employees can see it and work hard!

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In addition, there is another pair that is hard to explain...

Oracle 【Whoever sees who is stupid B】

The Chinese covered their eyes, there was no translation this time...

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Here's another funny thing...

Spielberg, a financial tycoon from the United States, was also spoofed. He bought a pair of words for 100 million US dollars, but after taking it back, he was confused for three months.

This word is Huaxia [I don't know what it means]

After going back, it took him a whole month to understand the meaning of the word, but he didn't think it mattered, since few people could understand it hanging in the office area anyway.

Later, a beautiful girl he had been chasing for half a year finally agreed to visit his company and make a date...

Unfortunately, the girl saw the words.

The girl asked him what did it mean?
Spielberg translated it with the girl very frankly: I don't understand what this means.But this word is very expensive, bought for 100 million US dollars.

The girl is surprised...

"You spent 100 million dollars to buy a pair of words that you don't even know what they mean?"

Spielberg quickly explained, no, no, of course I know!

The girl asked, what does that mean?

Spielberg replied... I don't know what that means.

"Do you know or not?"

"I know, I've said it all, I don't know what it means!"

"Let's break up..."

It is said that this girl has not appeared since then, and later this word successfully made him send away three more girls, who have been single for many years...

There is also an unlucky guy from Eagle Country, who wrote "I am your father". After taking it back and asking many friends, he was beaten countless times, and finally was beaten by his father to the hospital.

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(End of this chapter)