Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 592
[The most anticipated movie release list for the Spring Festival this year:]

[NO.1: "Dragon Trainer"!Reasons for the list: Foreign epic fantasy blockbusters, the world's top special effects team, Hollywood's top cast, definitely worth looking forward to! 】

【NO.2：《未来战神5》！上榜理由：国外顶级的制作团队，耗资1亿美金精心制作，拥有《未来战神1-4》良好口碑的铺垫和世界各国的粉丝群体！】

[NO.3: "After the Doomsday"!Reason for listing: Produced by a top foreign special effects team, it is a rare classic disaster film, worth looking forward to! 】

……

No.10 on the ranking list is the domestically produced "March of Flowers". The reason for the recommendation is even more speechless. There is no other reason, just because the director is Xu Dao, that's all.

Bai Feng really wants to reply to this post and ask, is the foreigner your real father?You know foreign blockbusters are good without even watching them?

But the later posts can make her angry ancestral grave smoke.

If the first post can piss her off, then the second post can piss her off.

[This year's Spring Festival bad movie list! 】

The first one is hers!
[NO.1: "Spirit of War"!Reasons for the list: new directors, new actors, military themes, the filming period is only one month, it is difficult to arrange the film visually, if there is a film, please bring your own lightning rods to facilitate lightning protection! 】

[NO.2: "There are ghosts in the toilet and elevator"!Reason for listing: Just because it is a domestic ghost film! 】

[NO.3: "Ghosts come and go"!Reason for listing: Same reason as above! 】

……

With these two posts fueling the flames, movie fans in China are yelling at bad domestic movies, and even the most ironic thing is that there are already a large number of movie reviews on a certain wind review website before the movie is released...

Bai Feng laughed angrily after reading the film reviews of "Spirit of War".

[Spirit of War Film Critic: Disgusting, bad domestic film is worthy of its name, and it is another anti-Japanese drama, everyone don't watch it! 】

[War Soul movie review: I have seen the ugliest domestic movie, not one of them, a widow Li Shuangshuang actually went abroad to become a mercenary, she was blind and could use a sniper rifle...]

[Spirit of War Film Critic: The plot is completely illogical. At the beginning, Xu Fan joined the army, and then went to jump in the queue. I am speechless! 】

……

Bai Feng was even more speechless, and said to herself, you are all screenwriters, right? Who is Li Shuangshuang?Who the hell is Xu Fan?
She wanted to reply a few words, but found that she had to register an account, and ran to register an account, only to find out that she had to watch three movies before she could release the news...

There are still three days before the Spring Festival, the employees in the store are on vacation, Bai Feng closed the store, and began to look forward to the unprecedented hot scene of her Virgo "Spirit of War".

then……

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, as soon as the film schedule for all the theaters came out, she felt that it was going to be cold...

There is no "Spirit of War" in the 24-hour film schedule of all the studios!
Seeing the film schedule, she was stunned, so she hurriedly called several film studios, but she didn't know whether it was because of the holiday or something else, but no one answered the calls.

Then he went to check the film schedule abroad, and Bai Feng felt a little relieved.

In several big countries such as the United States, the Eagle Country, the India Country, and the Bangmai Country, the film schedule is quite satisfactory. Only in Japan, because of the heart of the world——Japan, the film schedule has reached 50.00%. A movie theater, Almost half of the time it was playing Spirit on loop!
On the first day of the new year, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon...

In the headquarters office of Star Cinemas, the largest movie theater in China, Secretary Xiaoqian is reporting the filming situation.

"Mr. Kang, this is the film schedule for this week. According to the audience's expectations, we did not arrange a film for "Spirit of War". Of course, the main reason is that there are too many films for the Spring Festival this time."

Mr. Kang nodded weakly.

"Well, you can do this kind of trivial matter as you see fit. Is there anything else? I have to go back to spend the holidays with my family in the afternoon..."

"Also... Boss Bai called you three times this morning, but I didn't answer. It should be about arranging the film..."

"Tch, a cook who doesn't know her last name with two filthy money, even wants to make a movie? Leave her alone. Schedule more time for foreign blockbusters these days, after all, the box office is guaranteed."

"Good Mr. Kang!"

……

Kang Tongqiao hummed, got up and went home for the festival, but the secretary was still hard at work watching the real-time box office, not daring to relax.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the domestic film review forum once again ushered in a peak.

The discussion on the forum is in full swing...

"Wow, "How to Train Your Dragon" is amazing, and the special effects of foreigners are awesome. It's worth the ticket price. I strongly recommend it to everyone!"

""Future God of War 5" is also very good, the original cast, I will watch it again tomorrow with my wife and children!"

""Scent of the Flowers in March" is not bad, it didn't embarrass the domestic film, it's rare..."

"S upstairs, it's a rare fart. Of the dozen or so domestic films released this time, only "Flowers in March" can be watched. The rest are rubbish. All fucking bad movies!"

"It's a good thing I didn't arrange a film for "Spirit of War", otherwise there would be another bad film..."

……

And the domestic media can't wait to let "Spirit of War" slaughter the list, reporting one after another as if they don't want money.

[The box office of "Spirit of War" was 0 on the first day, so why are there so many bad domestic movies? 】

["Spirit of War" is not favored, and there is no filming on the first day of the Spring Festival! 】

["Spirit of War", how can a bad movie made in a month resist the footsteps of foreign blockbusters! 】

……

After 24 hours, all the Spring Festival box office will be released!

NO.1: "How to Train Your Dragon", with a box office of 1.1 million!
NO.2: "Future God of War 5", with a box office of 9000 million!
NO.3: "After the Doomsday", the box office is 8300 million!
NO.4: "Watch Before Dawn", box office 5400 million!
……

The top nine are all foreign blockbusters, and No.10 is Director Xu's "Scent of Flowers in March"!But the box office is only 1200 million!

Going down, to the last five, the box office is only a few hundred thousand. The worst one is "Ghosts in the Toilet Elevator", the box office is only 2000 yuan, and it was also taken off the shelves the next day.

Investors are crying...

The next day, the bottom five domestic films were directly removed from the shelves, making time for foreign blockbusters.

At nine o'clock in the morning, entertainment reporter Zhang Suya was rushing to write a manuscript, and just halfway through writing, her phone rang.

Picking it up and looking at it, I couldn't help being slightly taken aback, then elated.

Picked up immediately.

"Hi, Tony? It's midnight over there, why are you calling me so late?"

Tony, who is from the Eagle Country, is her boyfriend she has been dating for three years. He originally agreed to come to China to celebrate the New Year, but because he underestimated the horror of the Spring Festival travel in China, he couldn't buy a plane ticket at all.

In the end, he could only cancel the original plan resentfully.

Even though it was already midnight on the other end of the phone, Tony was obviously very excited and almost roared on the phone.

"Honey! I love Huaxia! I love you! I love Huaxia soldiers! I love Leng Feng! You are really amazing!"

Zhang Suya froze for a moment, wondering if this buddy was taking drugs again, so she quickly asked him.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand at all? Who is Leng Feng? Why do you love Chinese soldiers again?"

Tony was also taken aback by Zhang Suya's question.

"Ah? You...you don't know Leng Feng?"

"Leng Feng? Who is he? A star? Or a certain leader? Or an Internet celebrity?"

"No, no, he's a soldier, a retired special forces member, so cool!"

"Hehe, I'm an entertainment reporter, and I don't care about being a soldier. That's fine, I'll hang up if I have nothing to do. I'm still working on the manuscript..."

Zhang Suya was about to hang up the phone, when the phone yelled again.

"Leng Feng, Leng Feng, how could you not know about the protagonist of "Spirit of War" that just came out over there, haven't you watched it? It's so cool!"

""Fighting spirit"?"

Zhang Suya was stunned for a moment, then looked down at the manuscript she had written halfway. The title was ["Spirit of War", the worst New Year movie in history! 】

The sensitivity of the profession made her pay attention, so she continued to ask.

""Spirit of War" has not been released in China. I heard that it is a bad movie. What's the matter? Is it very good?"

A silent sigh came from the phone for a long time, and then the voice became much lower.

"Honey, why are you Chinese people like this? If even you look down on yourself, who in this world can look down on you? "Spirit of War" is very good-looking, at least we in Eagle Country like it very much, and now we are filming in Eagle Country Both rate and box office are number one!"

"What! Number one at the box office?"

Zhang Suya stood up with a whimper. She seemed to have discovered the New World. She immediately clicked on the firewall tool and started to climb the wall, and then opened the box office rankings of Eagle Country!
The red color of the top three is extremely eye-catching!

NO.1: "Spirit of War"!The real-time box office was 908.3 million US dollars!
NO.2: "How to Train Your Dragon"!The real-time box office was 329.7 million US dollars!
NO.3: "After the Doomsday"!The real-time box office was 203.1 million US dollars!
……

"Oh my god... "Spirit of War" actually pulled down the No.2 "How to Train Your Dragon" by $600 million! It's unbelievable!"

Zhang Suya covered her mouth in surprise and couldn't believe it!After being stunned for a moment, she suddenly came to her senses. She didn't even care about Tony who was still yelling on the phone, and opened the US box office rankings again...

NO.1: "Spirit of War"!The real-time box office was 522.1 million US dollars!
NO.2: "After the Doomsday"!The real-time box office was 424.2 million US dollars!
NO.3: "Future God of War 5"!The real-time box office was 403.8 million US dollars!
……

"Oh my god, how is this possible? "Spirit of War" suppressed so many foreign blockbusters in the United States! What's going on?"

Zhang Suya was shocked again, still didn't believe it, and opened the box office rankings of more than a dozen countries, including India, Bangchui, and Fa, and almost bit her tongue off.

"Spirit of War" has almost swept the box office charts in countries other than China itself, but the most ironic thing is that because China underestimated it, all the movie theaters did not schedule the film...

After finding out the world's 24-hour box office rankings, Zhang Suya was completely stunned.

NO.1: "Spirit of War"!The real-time box office was 8201.35 million US dollars!
NO.2: "After the Doomsday"!The real-time box office was 6533.21 million US dollars!
NO.3: "Future God of War 5"!The real-time box office was 4403.78 million US dollars!
……

And "Flowers in March", only got a box office ranking of 480 million US dollars, ranking 143rd...

(End of this chapter)