Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 602 Looking For The Most Fierce Teacher
Chapter 602 Looking For The Most Fierce Teacher (Burst 3)
Bai Feng turned to look at Lao Zhu, thinking about it, but still shook his head.
"No, it's not serious enough, but I think he'll be more old-fashioned when the time comes, and he can play the role of 'Ma Meimei' in the back!"
Mu Mu pinched her chin and looked at Lao Zhu with hairs, and finally nodded in agreement with Bai Feng's opinion, and then directly pulled Lao Zhu to the back.
The filming took place in a classroom in the teaching building. Except for a few leading actors, the actors were basically students selected by the school.
Even the school uniforms are sponsored by the school, all new school uniforms...
At the beginning of the shooting, Bai Feng sat behind the camera and watched for a few minutes, then frowned...
Waving to the actor who is speaking...
"Pause……"
Mumu hurriedly ran over.
"What's wrong, Boss Bai?"
Bai Feng shook his head and pointed to the one playing the teacher.
"Where did you find this person? Change it!"
"Ah? Why?"
"Because he can't play the... domineering that a teacher should have..."
Mu Mu didn't know why, before he could speak, Bai Feng had already turned his head and left, but he had no choice but to follow behind.
The two looked at each other from classroom to classroom...
first room...
The teacher inside is an old lady, amiable, wearing presbyopic glasses and seems to be talking about mechanical knowledge.
The students below were basically all asleep, only two or three students in the first row persisted and did not fall down.
Bai Feng shook his head.
Then the second room...
This room seems to be teaching an English class. The teacher is a young man who is spitting on the podium. The students below are similar to the previous room, except that there are more students watching movies and novels with earphones besides those who are asleep. ...
After walking through the second room, Mumu finally understood a little bit and asked.
"Boss Bai, don't you want to find a teacher to act? They don't have any acting skills..."
Bai Feng spoke while walking.
"As long as it's suitable, you don't need to act, just find the prototype of the character..."
It's just that it's really hard to find such a teacher...
Baifeng took Mumu and the two up and down the five floors of the school teaching building. The teachers they saw were not satisfied. When they reached the fifth floor, they were about to continue walking up, but by coincidence, they ran into the old teacher. Zhu.
"Old Principal Zhu? This is you?"
Lao Zhu was dragged by Mumu to put on a little makeup just now, and now he looks several years older, smiling awkwardly.
"Hey, didn't I go to practice my lines? Although there are only a few lines, I also want to say something more brilliant..."
Bai Feng burst out laughing, and said with a smile.
"Principal Zhu, you don't need to practice this line, it's mainly about facial expressions and smoking posture..."
As soon as Lao Zhu's eyes lit up, he immediately understood, and when he was about to leave, he turned his head around again.
"By the way, what are you doing here?"
"Hehe, I'm short of an actor, I want to find a teacher to act..."
"Hey, it's not easy. There are 1117 faculty members in our school. Just say which one you like!"
"I...I want to find one...a little...slightly fierce...is there one?"
Bai Feng glanced at Old Zhu, feeling a little embarrassed, but Old Zhu was very happy.
"Haha, isn't it just a bit fierce, this is too much, that Mr. Zhang from our physics department, who was born with a leopard head and ring eyes, has been regarded as a murderer several times! There is also Mr. Li from the software department, who has long eyebrows With vertical eyes and sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, you can see that he is a vicious person at first glance, and Mr. Liang from the Department of Biology, he has some problems with his eyes. You will always feel a strong sense of ridicule and contempt when you look at him..."
Bai Feng was convinced, and said to Lao Zhu, is it really okay for you to say that behind his back...
Lao Zhu said more than a dozen words in one breath, and he wanted to continue, but Bai Feng quickly waved his hands and smiled to stop him.
"Old Principal Zhu...stop for a moment...I'm not talking about the fierce-looking one, I'm talking about..."
Just as Bai Feng was about to refine his request, he heard roars coming from the corridor...
"Today we are talking about...Wang Dachui, stand up! Don't look at others, I am calling you, Wang Dachui! Do you believe that I can beat you to death? What are you muttering down there? You have a small mouth! You go to class every day. ! You can suffocate without talking, right?"
……
"What did we learn in the last class? Who got up and talked? Everyone is dumb? When you are not asked to speak, all of you have broken mouths. When you are asked to speak, the mouth is kicked by the donkey! Chen Xiaotong, get up Tell me the sine and cosine formula of double angle!"
"Speak louder, the sound is like a mosquito, hurry up and transfer to another school, you should go to a school for the deaf!"
……
"Zhang Song, look at your winter vacation test paper, the 10-point short-answer question, your mother's legs are too short-answer, what do you mean by writing a short answer? For the 15-point answer question, you just write an answer? Going to the grave to burn newspapers, are you fooling a ghost?"
……
"Qin Shanshan, there are 12 multiple-choice questions, you choose A for 8 and B for 4, are you worthy of C and D?"
"Li Hao, you are still called Li Hao, why don't you call Muzi Yuetian? Look at your dog-like name! Next time you can't do it, you can find a migrant worker. It costs five yuan an hour. If you can't, just let him He will give you a brick for 10 yuan, and you can do everything..."
……
Bai Feng listened amusedly, followed the voice and walked a few steps forward, stood at the teacher's back door and listened carefully, Lao Zhu hurriedly introduced.
"Mr. Bai, this is the counselor of the engineering department. He has been in our school for more than ten years. He stayed in school after graduation. He failed the postgraduate entrance examination every year, so he has a bad temper..."
Bai Feng waved his hand to signal him not to speak, and then the three of them stood at the back door like thieves to listen to the lectures of the people inside.
……
"You are the worst class I have ever led!"
"I'll talk from above, you will talk from below, Jia Dabo, come on, come on, you can talk up!"
"Shall I explain this question or you?? Wang Ergou, can you shut your dog's mouth?"
"Look, our class is the loudest in the whole building!"
"This question is definitely not A, C is also obvious, and D is needless to say, so it must be B."
"This is a sub-question, how can you do it wrong?"
"If I were your father, this would be a proposition!"
……
Bai Feng asked in a low voice.
"Old Zhu, this is the counselor, why are you still talking about the questions to the students?"
Old Zhu sighed softly.
"Oh, he's angry. Now he's studying for the postgraduate entrance examination while working as a counselor, so every time he sees poor grades in the class, he will take the initiative to explain the questions to the students. The more he talks, the worse his temper will be, but This is a good thing, so we didn't interfere too much."
Bai Feng nodded...
ding dong ding dong...
The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and then the teacher's voice came to mind again.
"Zhao Ziao, sit down! Hearing the bell for the end of get out of class is like hearing the sound of a pig going into the trough. Why are you in such a hurry? Can staying a few minutes longer starve you to death?"
"Li Huanhuan, are you in your [-]s and [-]s and can't hold back your urine or what? What are you rubbing against the seat? Are there nails under the butthole?"
"Sit down, I'll talk about the last question..."
……
As a result, on the last question, the teacher talked for 15 minutes in a daze, and finally shouted to dismiss the get out of class.
Asking for a monthly ticket, asking for a reward, asking for a subscription, asking for a leader, asking for a recommendation, asking for a book list, asking for diffusion, please...
(End of this chapter)
Bai Feng turned to look at Lao Zhu, thinking about it, but still shook his head.
"No, it's not serious enough, but I think he'll be more old-fashioned when the time comes, and he can play the role of 'Ma Meimei' in the back!"
Mu Mu pinched her chin and looked at Lao Zhu with hairs, and finally nodded in agreement with Bai Feng's opinion, and then directly pulled Lao Zhu to the back.
The filming took place in a classroom in the teaching building. Except for a few leading actors, the actors were basically students selected by the school.
Even the school uniforms are sponsored by the school, all new school uniforms...
At the beginning of the shooting, Bai Feng sat behind the camera and watched for a few minutes, then frowned...
Waving to the actor who is speaking...
"Pause……"
Mumu hurriedly ran over.
"What's wrong, Boss Bai?"
Bai Feng shook his head and pointed to the one playing the teacher.
"Where did you find this person? Change it!"
"Ah? Why?"
"Because he can't play the... domineering that a teacher should have..."
Mu Mu didn't know why, before he could speak, Bai Feng had already turned his head and left, but he had no choice but to follow behind.
The two looked at each other from classroom to classroom...
first room...
The teacher inside is an old lady, amiable, wearing presbyopic glasses and seems to be talking about mechanical knowledge.
The students below were basically all asleep, only two or three students in the first row persisted and did not fall down.
Bai Feng shook his head.
Then the second room...
This room seems to be teaching an English class. The teacher is a young man who is spitting on the podium. The students below are similar to the previous room, except that there are more students watching movies and novels with earphones besides those who are asleep. ...
After walking through the second room, Mumu finally understood a little bit and asked.
"Boss Bai, don't you want to find a teacher to act? They don't have any acting skills..."
Bai Feng spoke while walking.
"As long as it's suitable, you don't need to act, just find the prototype of the character..."
It's just that it's really hard to find such a teacher...
Baifeng took Mumu and the two up and down the five floors of the school teaching building. The teachers they saw were not satisfied. When they reached the fifth floor, they were about to continue walking up, but by coincidence, they ran into the old teacher. Zhu.
"Old Principal Zhu? This is you?"
Lao Zhu was dragged by Mumu to put on a little makeup just now, and now he looks several years older, smiling awkwardly.
"Hey, didn't I go to practice my lines? Although there are only a few lines, I also want to say something more brilliant..."
Bai Feng burst out laughing, and said with a smile.
"Principal Zhu, you don't need to practice this line, it's mainly about facial expressions and smoking posture..."
As soon as Lao Zhu's eyes lit up, he immediately understood, and when he was about to leave, he turned his head around again.
"By the way, what are you doing here?"
"Hehe, I'm short of an actor, I want to find a teacher to act..."
"Hey, it's not easy. There are 1117 faculty members in our school. Just say which one you like!"
"I...I want to find one...a little...slightly fierce...is there one?"
Bai Feng glanced at Old Zhu, feeling a little embarrassed, but Old Zhu was very happy.
"Haha, isn't it just a bit fierce, this is too much, that Mr. Zhang from our physics department, who was born with a leopard head and ring eyes, has been regarded as a murderer several times! There is also Mr. Li from the software department, who has long eyebrows With vertical eyes and sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, you can see that he is a vicious person at first glance, and Mr. Liang from the Department of Biology, he has some problems with his eyes. You will always feel a strong sense of ridicule and contempt when you look at him..."
Bai Feng was convinced, and said to Lao Zhu, is it really okay for you to say that behind his back...
Lao Zhu said more than a dozen words in one breath, and he wanted to continue, but Bai Feng quickly waved his hands and smiled to stop him.
"Old Principal Zhu...stop for a moment...I'm not talking about the fierce-looking one, I'm talking about..."
Just as Bai Feng was about to refine his request, he heard roars coming from the corridor...
"Today we are talking about...Wang Dachui, stand up! Don't look at others, I am calling you, Wang Dachui! Do you believe that I can beat you to death? What are you muttering down there? You have a small mouth! You go to class every day. ! You can suffocate without talking, right?"
……
"What did we learn in the last class? Who got up and talked? Everyone is dumb? When you are not asked to speak, all of you have broken mouths. When you are asked to speak, the mouth is kicked by the donkey! Chen Xiaotong, get up Tell me the sine and cosine formula of double angle!"
"Speak louder, the sound is like a mosquito, hurry up and transfer to another school, you should go to a school for the deaf!"
……
"Zhang Song, look at your winter vacation test paper, the 10-point short-answer question, your mother's legs are too short-answer, what do you mean by writing a short answer? For the 15-point answer question, you just write an answer? Going to the grave to burn newspapers, are you fooling a ghost?"
……
"Qin Shanshan, there are 12 multiple-choice questions, you choose A for 8 and B for 4, are you worthy of C and D?"
"Li Hao, you are still called Li Hao, why don't you call Muzi Yuetian? Look at your dog-like name! Next time you can't do it, you can find a migrant worker. It costs five yuan an hour. If you can't, just let him He will give you a brick for 10 yuan, and you can do everything..."
……
Bai Feng listened amusedly, followed the voice and walked a few steps forward, stood at the teacher's back door and listened carefully, Lao Zhu hurriedly introduced.
"Mr. Bai, this is the counselor of the engineering department. He has been in our school for more than ten years. He stayed in school after graduation. He failed the postgraduate entrance examination every year, so he has a bad temper..."
Bai Feng waved his hand to signal him not to speak, and then the three of them stood at the back door like thieves to listen to the lectures of the people inside.
……
"You are the worst class I have ever led!"
"I'll talk from above, you will talk from below, Jia Dabo, come on, come on, you can talk up!"
"Shall I explain this question or you?? Wang Ergou, can you shut your dog's mouth?"
"Look, our class is the loudest in the whole building!"
"This question is definitely not A, C is also obvious, and D is needless to say, so it must be B."
"This is a sub-question, how can you do it wrong?"
"If I were your father, this would be a proposition!"
……
Bai Feng asked in a low voice.
"Old Zhu, this is the counselor, why are you still talking about the questions to the students?"
Old Zhu sighed softly.
"Oh, he's angry. Now he's studying for the postgraduate entrance examination while working as a counselor, so every time he sees poor grades in the class, he will take the initiative to explain the questions to the students. The more he talks, the worse his temper will be, but This is a good thing, so we didn't interfere too much."
Bai Feng nodded...
ding dong ding dong...
The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and then the teacher's voice came to mind again.
"Zhao Ziao, sit down! Hearing the bell for the end of get out of class is like hearing the sound of a pig going into the trough. Why are you in such a hurry? Can staying a few minutes longer starve you to death?"
"Li Huanhuan, are you in your [-]s and [-]s and can't hold back your urine or what? What are you rubbing against the seat? Are there nails under the butthole?"
"Sit down, I'll talk about the last question..."
……
As a result, on the last question, the teacher talked for 15 minutes in a daze, and finally shouted to dismiss the get out of class.
Asking for a monthly ticket, asking for a reward, asking for a subscription, asking for a leader, asking for a recommendation, asking for a book list, asking for diffusion, please...
(End of this chapter)
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