Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 625: The Movie Watching Crazy for All (Burst 1)

At twelve o'clock in the evening on the 31st of the twelfth lunar month, after the bell rang, all movie theaters across the country simultaneously issued notifications that "Fights Break the Universe" had already been released as scheduled...

At the same time, "Save Humanity" in the United States went online at the same time...

The gates of various theaters in Japan...

"Is the next game about to start?"

"There are still a few minutes..."

"Oh, the hearts of those who have been waiting are anxious..."

"Why don't you open more movie theaters, oh, I'm so annoying, the tickets are all sold out within a week..."

"It's not about watching, just buy a ticket!"

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Although there are more than 150 movie theaters here in Huaxia, they are also prime-time, and everyone is on holiday. Except for the tickets that can be bought on the night of the New Year's Eve, the rest of the time can't get tickets at all...

So different from Japan, what people discuss is not whether to support or not, nor whether to go to see it, but to discuss which city is easy to buy tickets, so that there are many farces behind it...

A certain restaurant owner's business was bleak, and he posted a notice at the door...

"When you spend more than 500 yuan, you will get a free movie of "Fights Break the Universe"! It can be accumulated!"

As a result, he was beaten and hospitalized in only three hours, because there were too many people eating, and he only had five tickets in total, and the guests behind him would not agree!He just picked up the guy and put him down!
A bathing place...

"With the movie ticket stub of "Fights Break Universe", you can enjoy a bath at the original price of 15 yuan!"

Immediately, the business was booming, and the scrubber suffered from frozen shoulder the next day...

a factory...

"Anyone who has watched the movie "Fights Break the Universe" can enjoy one day's leave without affecting full attendance with valid evidence such as ticket purchase records and ticket stubs."

Then only the boss went to work the next day in the factory, and even the old TM janitor was on vacation.

In a certain commercial street, two shops competed for business, and one made a strange move by posting a notice...

"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!"

Then the business was unprecedentedly hot, and the owner of the shop next door didn't know why. After watching the movie, I regretted it very much, knowing that this is a classic line in "Fights Break Universe"!
Then immediately posted a notice on the door of his store!
"There is Yao Lao in my ring, and his origin is mysterious!"

Then business started to boom!
A small travel agency, on a whim, added a sentence to all the advertisements, and then, within half a year, it became the largest travel agency in the country. This sentence is written like this...

"Where should I travel during the Spring Festival! You are welcome in cities with 'tickets'..."

After the release, those small [-]th-tier cities across the country were also occupied by the army of moviegoers...

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The major WeChat groups, Weibo, forums, etc. are all filled with news like this...

[The few words I have to say in "Fights Break the Universe", I don't think they are from Huaxia...]

[Share and repost the original novel of "Fights Break the Universe", if you repost it in three groups, you can get 100QB! 】

[Appreciation of the classic scenes of "Fights Break the Universe", forwarded 10 times to keep the whole family safe...]

[Brothers came to like, "Fights Break the Universe" likes to win movie tickets, wish me a helping hand! 】

[Everyone help me bargain, 0 yuan to watch "Fights Break the Universe"...]

[Scan the QR code to add a friend, and if you add it, you will get a movie ticket for "Fights Break the Universe"...]

[Move your finger and help to vote for "Fights Break the Universe"...]

[A lot of money to ask for a child, can help me have a child, give a bunch of "Fights Break the Universe" movie tickets...]

[Cure all kinds of male and female infertility, no injections and no medicines, free checkups, free checkups, free movie tickets for "Fights Break the Universe", 24 hours a day, Tel: XXXXXX]

[Xiaonan Road Police Station reminds you: Fireworks and firecrackers are prohibited during the Spring Festival. Violators will be detained for 15 days. By then, it will be even more difficult to buy movie tickets for "Fights Break the Universe"! 】

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On the other hand, "Save Humanity", although it was released all over the world, is as pitiful as him. Movie theaters in various countries are blocked, especially in the United States, where a large number of Chinese have occupied the entrances of major movie theaters...

It was not until the next day that it gradually eased up.

in the cinema...

As soon as the 3D movie "Fights Break the Universe" opened, the white clouds were misty and the mountains were swaying. The whole person seemed to be in the sky. When everyone was amazed, the camera turned and a young man in a white robe hid behind the crowd. ...

Seeing his divorce, everyone was furious!
Seeing him sacrifice his life for training, everyone gritted their teeth and persisted!

Seeing that he got the strange fire, everyone cheered!

Seeing the defeat of Nanan Yanran, everyone breathed a sigh of relief!

Seeing him becoming Douhuang, Douzong, Dousheng, Doudi...

Bai Feng broke through himself, compressed and compressed the original book, and finally compressed it into two hours. The plot advances quickly and the rhythm is very well controlled. After watching this film, everyone will feel in a trance a feeling of.

In two hours, it seemed like I had read a long tome with millions of words.

Fengping.com's evaluation has always been a solid 10 points, and the following evaluations are all rave reviews...

"This special effect is really called a special effect. It is not comparable to bad foreign movies..."

"I have had a dream since I was a child. I hope to walk on a sword, I hope to overturn mountains and seas, I hope to grow wings and fly to the sky. After watching this film today, I feel that my dream has come true."

"Although I know it's all fake, at least I can't see it from the camera. Maybe this is called a special effect!"

"Actors are undoubtedly the biggest highlight. Everyone's lines, expressions, and movements can be regarded as a textbook-like display. Salute! Our great drama artist!"

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After "Saving Humanity" was released, unexpectedly, the effect was not as good as Srill thought...

The official score of Eagle Country Cinema is 6.9...

The comments are as follows:

"Although the special effects and actors are impeccable, the plot is still 20 years ago..."

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The official rating of Faguo Cinema is 7.1...

The comments are as follows:

"Weiwei was a little disappointed. He combined Spider-Man with doomsday themes, but it was still a doomsday series in general. The fusion of the two failed, and it was still the same old style. It was nothing more than a scientist detected a doomsday signal. The government ignored it, and then disaster struck. Spider-man relied on himself. His skills saved his girlfriend, and the two found the only piece of land that was not destroyed..."

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The official evaluation of Stickman Country Cinema is 5.8 points...

The comments are as follows:

"I would like to ask the director, how did the spider-man and his wife reproduce humans in the end? Will the woman give birth to a spider or a human after pregnancy? Please face this question squarely, this belongs to science..."

"Director, I just want to ask, if all these women give birth to girls, or all give birth to boys, how will human beings reproduce? Well, even if they can give birth to men and women, are you going to make them shamelessly inbreeding and inbreeding?"

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The official rating of Indian Cinema is 5.4...

The comments are as follows:

"It's about saving mankind. Nima only saved his girlfriend. This is also called saving mankind? How can two people reproduce? At most decades, after they die, isn't mankind destroyed? Why not call it "Destroy Humanity" It's..."

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(End of this chapter)