Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 627 Bai Feng's Keep 1 Hand
Chapter 627 Bai Feng's Keeping One Hand (Burst 3)
Lunar calendar, February [-]st...
The Global Top [-] list has changed again, this time, everyone is stupid...
NO.1: "Shading the Sky", with a box office of 152 billion US dollars!
NO2: "Fights Break the Universe", with a box office of 130 billion US dollars!
NO3: "Spirit of War", with a box office of 112 billion US dollars!
NO4: "Shano's Trouble", with a box office of 100 billion US dollars!
NO5: "Heroes, Spare Your Life", with a box office of 98 billion US dollars!
NO6: "Heroes, Spare Your Life 2", with a box office of 93 billion US dollars!
NO7: "Heroes, Spare Your Life 3", with a box office of 93 billion US dollars!
NO8: "Heroes, Spare Your Life 4", with a box office of 92 billion US dollars!
NO9: "Heroes, Spare Your Life 5", with a box office of 90 billion US dollars!
NO10: "The Post-90s Abbot", with a box office of 88 billion US dollars!
……
After a while, someone broke everyone's collective ignorance in the comment area below...
"I, Cao, what's the situation? I haven't read the Top [-] list for a long time. Is Baifeng already so cruel?"
"MD, from the second "Fights Break the Universe" to the ninth "Heroes, Forgive My Life 5" are all films directed by her. If you don't watch it, you don't know it. It scares you..."
"It turned out that this was all shot last year. Whoever dares to say that it will be bad if it was shot in a short time will use the story of Bai Feng to slap in the face!"
"The Chinese are so great. They are really excellent directors. I just realized that I, an old black man, have watched Chinese films for a whole year..."
"It's a pity that the last one and the first one are not Baifeng's, otherwise I would really be able to get the top ten in the world!"
"What the hell is this "Shading the Sky"? Why is it ranked No.1 all of a sudden?"
"Why don't you see "Dark Clouds Cover the Sky" in Japan? Isn't the box office higher than Baifeng's?"
……
Cursing, yelling, complaining, making noise, and then, these people clicked on the number one video file...
Immediately, everyone stood there in a daze for another 3 minutes...
"Covering the Sky":
Translated title: "Dark Clouds Cover the Sky"!
Director: Bai Feng!
Screenwriter: Baifeng!
Special Effects Team: Poker!
Starring: Qianfeng!Frost!Wang Jun!Malzahar...
"Fuck me! "Dark Clouds Cover the Sky"? It's actually "Covering the Sky"? Is there a mistake?"
"Covering the sky...English translation of "Dark Clouds Covering the Sky"? The director... is actually Bai Feng? Produced by Japan's Glory Anime? My Cao, this is also Bai Feng's property?"
"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, Baifeng actually appeared in two films at the same time! "Shading the Sky" won the world's number one in such a low-key manner, and it was not released in China or Japan,"
"It's been released for so long, we fans don't even know it, what a failure..."
"So... the first to ninth in the top [-] list are all directed by Bai Feng..."
……
On the second day of the second lunar month, the dragon raises its head!
The long-awaited Bai Feng finally posted on Weibo...
[Crack, crack!Two videos!One respects the bright moon and the other respects the sun.One respects tomorrow and the other respects the past.One respects oneself, and the other respects the distance. 】
"Boss Bai is mighty! Pa, two sounds, the verb for slapping the face! Pa, pa! Silence is better than sound, this face slaps loudly!"
"Haha, Da Niu, you have brought glory to the people of China. Hollywood is completely cowardly this time, and it is completely cowardly!"
"Today we come to the people, really happy, hahaha..."
……
Before everyone was happy, Bai Feng posted on Weibo again...
[Warmly celebrate the box office of "Fights Break Universe" breaking through 130 billion US dollars!I would like to thank all the actors who played the role, and I will also fulfill my promise. From now on, all 130 billion US dollars will be used for charity, and the national serious illness relief project will be carried out! 】
"Boss Bai, don't you care about foreign Chinese?"
"Upstairs, where were you when you were exercising and defending your country? Now you think of your country??"
"Hahaha, trust Mr. Bai, the movie tickets are worth it..."
……
In Baifeng's office...
The up-and-coming Mr. Zhang laughed.
"It's so exciting, I can't help but say that I'm so cool, this time it's so cool to beat Hollywood in the face!"
The misty Mr. Zhao nodded and smiled.
"Hehe, I heard that the boss of DreamWorks, Keweier, is mad! Boss Bai, you're so amazing, you even sneaked into a copy of "Shading the Sky". You even lied to us. That's too bad!"
Holding the big tea mug, Bai Feng laughed and said.
"Hehe, it's not that I'm bad. It's passed down from my ancestors. It's a cunning rabbit. Our domestic films are poor and weak. If we want to compete with American blockbusters, we have to grasp it with both hands, and both hands must be tough!"
Huang Li followed suit.
"Mr. Bai, I know this. Is this what you always say, using one film to lure the enemy, and then use another film to kill the enemy? It's called...what's it called...Ming Xiu plank road, secretly hiding Chen Cang!"
"Hehe, that's exactly what I said, but it's a pity that I imagined the enemy to be too powerful! In fact, stripping Hollywood's special effects production, it is really nothing compared to domestic movies. To put it bluntly, it's just that other people's technology is more advanced than ours! In addition, Chinese people stubbornly believe that foreign ones are better than domestic ones. A director once said that, if a foreign director shoots one shot, Chinese people say it is a hero, but if a domestic director shoots one shot, Chinese people say This is a piece of crap..."
Everyone nodded in thought, and Bai Feng continued.
"Actually, if it were the two of you this time, we could win. For example, Mr. Zhang's "The Abbot of the Post-90s" is also No. 15 in the top [-] list, and Mr. Zhao's "Rose Climbs the Wall" is also No. [-]. !"
"Hehe, Boss Bai is really...too polite, but that's what I love to hear..."
"I love to listen too, hahaha..."
……
On the second day, Longfeng Chengxiang, Xinrui, and Misty cooperated to establish the Huaxia Serious Illness Relief Charity Fund!
Facing the disadvantaged groups who look down on diseases across the country, the first batch of funds were invested...
Afterwards, funds continued to be invested one after another, and all the amount invested, recipients of assistance, information, certificates, and materials will all be announced on the dedicated website.
On April 4st, April Fool's Day, the Organizing Committee of the 1th Academy Awards is discussing the details of the awards.
Moderator advice to others:
"This is the 100th session. Shall we invite some famous people to present the awards, such as the owner of DreamWorks, Kevel..."
A person next to him looked at him contemptuously, shook his head and vetoed.
"This is really a bad idea. Don't you know that Keweier has been hospitalized? The only person who can be invited now is his secretary..."
The other person said even more contemptuously.
"Don't you all know? DreamWorks has been sold to Baifeng. If you really want to hire people from DreamWorks, you can only hire Baifeng. Isn't the insult given to us by the Chinese not enough? Although Oscar is the leader of the world , but it's ours too! Isn't it?"
Everyone nodded.
The fight here is not just to invite people, but to invite people who help themselves and boycott Chinese films...
A group of people talked a lot, and then started arguing again.
"I think it's time to invite Srill from Atlantic Universal, their company can be regarded as a representative company of Hollywood..."
"I object. If Srill is invited to come over, he will probably fight Baifeng..."
"That's not right. At that time, we can invite people from all over the world to see how this oriental woman was beaten..."
……
(End of this chapter)
Lunar calendar, February [-]st...
The Global Top [-] list has changed again, this time, everyone is stupid...
NO.1: "Shading the Sky", with a box office of 152 billion US dollars!
NO2: "Fights Break the Universe", with a box office of 130 billion US dollars!
NO3: "Spirit of War", with a box office of 112 billion US dollars!
NO4: "Shano's Trouble", with a box office of 100 billion US dollars!
NO5: "Heroes, Spare Your Life", with a box office of 98 billion US dollars!
NO6: "Heroes, Spare Your Life 2", with a box office of 93 billion US dollars!
NO7: "Heroes, Spare Your Life 3", with a box office of 93 billion US dollars!
NO8: "Heroes, Spare Your Life 4", with a box office of 92 billion US dollars!
NO9: "Heroes, Spare Your Life 5", with a box office of 90 billion US dollars!
NO10: "The Post-90s Abbot", with a box office of 88 billion US dollars!
……
After a while, someone broke everyone's collective ignorance in the comment area below...
"I, Cao, what's the situation? I haven't read the Top [-] list for a long time. Is Baifeng already so cruel?"
"MD, from the second "Fights Break the Universe" to the ninth "Heroes, Forgive My Life 5" are all films directed by her. If you don't watch it, you don't know it. It scares you..."
"It turned out that this was all shot last year. Whoever dares to say that it will be bad if it was shot in a short time will use the story of Bai Feng to slap in the face!"
"The Chinese are so great. They are really excellent directors. I just realized that I, an old black man, have watched Chinese films for a whole year..."
"It's a pity that the last one and the first one are not Baifeng's, otherwise I would really be able to get the top ten in the world!"
"What the hell is this "Shading the Sky"? Why is it ranked No.1 all of a sudden?"
"Why don't you see "Dark Clouds Cover the Sky" in Japan? Isn't the box office higher than Baifeng's?"
……
Cursing, yelling, complaining, making noise, and then, these people clicked on the number one video file...
Immediately, everyone stood there in a daze for another 3 minutes...
"Covering the Sky":
Translated title: "Dark Clouds Cover the Sky"!
Director: Bai Feng!
Screenwriter: Baifeng!
Special Effects Team: Poker!
Starring: Qianfeng!Frost!Wang Jun!Malzahar...
"Fuck me! "Dark Clouds Cover the Sky"? It's actually "Covering the Sky"? Is there a mistake?"
"Covering the sky...English translation of "Dark Clouds Covering the Sky"? The director... is actually Bai Feng? Produced by Japan's Glory Anime? My Cao, this is also Bai Feng's property?"
"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, Baifeng actually appeared in two films at the same time! "Shading the Sky" won the world's number one in such a low-key manner, and it was not released in China or Japan,"
"It's been released for so long, we fans don't even know it, what a failure..."
"So... the first to ninth in the top [-] list are all directed by Bai Feng..."
……
On the second day of the second lunar month, the dragon raises its head!
The long-awaited Bai Feng finally posted on Weibo...
[Crack, crack!Two videos!One respects the bright moon and the other respects the sun.One respects tomorrow and the other respects the past.One respects oneself, and the other respects the distance. 】
"Boss Bai is mighty! Pa, two sounds, the verb for slapping the face! Pa, pa! Silence is better than sound, this face slaps loudly!"
"Haha, Da Niu, you have brought glory to the people of China. Hollywood is completely cowardly this time, and it is completely cowardly!"
"Today we come to the people, really happy, hahaha..."
……
Before everyone was happy, Bai Feng posted on Weibo again...
[Warmly celebrate the box office of "Fights Break Universe" breaking through 130 billion US dollars!I would like to thank all the actors who played the role, and I will also fulfill my promise. From now on, all 130 billion US dollars will be used for charity, and the national serious illness relief project will be carried out! 】
"Boss Bai, don't you care about foreign Chinese?"
"Upstairs, where were you when you were exercising and defending your country? Now you think of your country??"
"Hahaha, trust Mr. Bai, the movie tickets are worth it..."
……
In Baifeng's office...
The up-and-coming Mr. Zhang laughed.
"It's so exciting, I can't help but say that I'm so cool, this time it's so cool to beat Hollywood in the face!"
The misty Mr. Zhao nodded and smiled.
"Hehe, I heard that the boss of DreamWorks, Keweier, is mad! Boss Bai, you're so amazing, you even sneaked into a copy of "Shading the Sky". You even lied to us. That's too bad!"
Holding the big tea mug, Bai Feng laughed and said.
"Hehe, it's not that I'm bad. It's passed down from my ancestors. It's a cunning rabbit. Our domestic films are poor and weak. If we want to compete with American blockbusters, we have to grasp it with both hands, and both hands must be tough!"
Huang Li followed suit.
"Mr. Bai, I know this. Is this what you always say, using one film to lure the enemy, and then use another film to kill the enemy? It's called...what's it called...Ming Xiu plank road, secretly hiding Chen Cang!"
"Hehe, that's exactly what I said, but it's a pity that I imagined the enemy to be too powerful! In fact, stripping Hollywood's special effects production, it is really nothing compared to domestic movies. To put it bluntly, it's just that other people's technology is more advanced than ours! In addition, Chinese people stubbornly believe that foreign ones are better than domestic ones. A director once said that, if a foreign director shoots one shot, Chinese people say it is a hero, but if a domestic director shoots one shot, Chinese people say This is a piece of crap..."
Everyone nodded in thought, and Bai Feng continued.
"Actually, if it were the two of you this time, we could win. For example, Mr. Zhang's "The Abbot of the Post-90s" is also No. 15 in the top [-] list, and Mr. Zhao's "Rose Climbs the Wall" is also No. [-]. !"
"Hehe, Boss Bai is really...too polite, but that's what I love to hear..."
"I love to listen too, hahaha..."
……
On the second day, Longfeng Chengxiang, Xinrui, and Misty cooperated to establish the Huaxia Serious Illness Relief Charity Fund!
Facing the disadvantaged groups who look down on diseases across the country, the first batch of funds were invested...
Afterwards, funds continued to be invested one after another, and all the amount invested, recipients of assistance, information, certificates, and materials will all be announced on the dedicated website.
On April 4st, April Fool's Day, the Organizing Committee of the 1th Academy Awards is discussing the details of the awards.
Moderator advice to others:
"This is the 100th session. Shall we invite some famous people to present the awards, such as the owner of DreamWorks, Kevel..."
A person next to him looked at him contemptuously, shook his head and vetoed.
"This is really a bad idea. Don't you know that Keweier has been hospitalized? The only person who can be invited now is his secretary..."
The other person said even more contemptuously.
"Don't you all know? DreamWorks has been sold to Baifeng. If you really want to hire people from DreamWorks, you can only hire Baifeng. Isn't the insult given to us by the Chinese not enough? Although Oscar is the leader of the world , but it's ours too! Isn't it?"
Everyone nodded.
The fight here is not just to invite people, but to invite people who help themselves and boycott Chinese films...
A group of people talked a lot, and then started arguing again.
"I think it's time to invite Srill from Atlantic Universal, their company can be regarded as a representative company of Hollywood..."
"I object. If Srill is invited to come over, he will probably fight Baifeng..."
"That's not right. At that time, we can invite people from all over the world to see how this oriental woman was beaten..."
……
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
The Great Arcanist Who Traveled Through the World of American Variety Shows
Chapter 389 10 hours ago -
Survival in the Sea: Awakening the All-Seeing Eye at the Beginning
Chapter 121 10 hours ago -
My girlfriend is a cello player
Chapter 123 10 hours ago -
My Hero Academia: Dark Ages
Chapter 337 10 hours ago -
Longevity begins with marrying your eldest sister-in-law
Chapter 438 10 hours ago -
The Ancient Vast Realm
Chapter 849 10 hours ago -
Primordial Era: I Am the Auspicious Cloud of the Heavens, Creating Infinite Worlds
Chapter 98 10 hours ago -
Farming and raising insects: I have a daily intelligence system
Chapter 108 10 hours ago -
Honghuang: Reincarnation Purple Lotus, I opened up the virtual and real demon world
Chapter 309 10 hours ago -
I, Hierophant Elden, join the chat group
Chapter 266 10 hours ago