Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 633 Chinese Test Band 2 and [-] (Explosion [-])

Olshey's approach seems to have opened the door to a new world for other troubled people. Then, almost every day, many foreigners ask for Chinese names on the First Book Pavilion International Forum.

So, the spoof started...

"The surname is Shan, this time it is domineering, polyphonic, pronounced shan, named single dog!"

"Mei Niu, let me get you one. How about calling it Wang Cuihua? When you go to Huaxia, you must be very down-to-earth!"

"Brother Hei, please call me Pippi Shrimp, come with me..."

"Black sister, according to your skin color, I think you can choose to be called chocolate!"

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Then, after getting the test paper, this group of people began to write their own Chinese names first, so various strange names appeared...

Dr. Yang... Yes, his Chinese name is Dr. Yang. As for whether he is a doctor, no one knows.

Dou you play... yes, the surname is Dou, I call you play, the standard Chinese Beijing accent, with the accent...

There is also the most popular name. After seeing the Chinese names given by these people, Bai Feng died of laughter.

Liu Chan, Ji Congliang, Qin Shousheng, Shi Zhenxiang, Bi Yuntao, Zhu Shi...

The most amazing thing is that among these people, there are actually two people with the same name, both surnamed Bai.

Bai Feng covered her face and mourned for 3 minutes in silence for her last name...

Of course, the worst ones should be the four in the corner. They cried when they wrote their names. They took a cheat sheet and wrote it for 10 minutes...

One is called Taotie...

One is called the demon sprite...

One is old...

There is another one named Tao Tie... That's right, he and the one named Tao Tie got it from the same Chinese teacher. At the beginning, he vowed to the teacher that he must choose a name that can represent the Chinese characters of Huaxia, and then the teacher gave them a name. One person became a glutton, and the other became a glutton...

How many of us have been stumped by CET-[-] and CET-[-], and now the opportunity for revenge has come, Qian Chuanzi gloated and looked back and forth with a test paper, not only curled his lips frequently when he saw that the test was so easy.

But when the exam was over, when he was taking the speaking test, he was also confused...

As the chief examiner, Bai Feng announced the rules of the competition with a smile on the stage, and then began to read the questions.

"Chinese Level [-] test questions, the first question!"

"A drop of bird droppings fell on the window sill of our classroom. The teacher asked Xiao Ming to wipe it. Xiao Ming replied, I'll wipe it! Excuse me, did Xiao Ming wipe it? If he did it, how many times would he wipe it?"

The foreign employees below looked at each other in confusion, looking forward to some top students standing up...

Of course, after all, there are so many people who know about Chinese culture. A girl wearing glasses raised her hand and stood up, answering in broken Chinese.

"Although Xiao Ming is reluctant, he will still rub it. I rub it is a virtual interjection in this sentence, which has no practical meaning. It only expresses Xiao Ming's personal emotions..."

Hearing such a profound answer, even Qian Chuanzi knelt down...

……

Bai Feng continued to ask.

"Second question, when Xiao Ming returned to his home, his parents asked him to mop the floor, but Xiao Ming said, I'll go! Mopping, please, did he go to mop the floor? If he mopped the floor, he What's wrong with it?"

Immediately, a middle-aged man with a beard raised his hand!

"This question is very simple. Xiao Ming told him to go, it must be mopping the floor, and he also said mopping hair, there must be hair on the floor. As far as I know, Chinese women often comb their hair in the bathroom, so the floor With hair, his mother asked him to mop the floor..."

Hearing this man's serious nonsense, Qian Chuanzi burst into laughter...

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"The third question, someone asked Xiao Ming, whose book is on Xiaohong's desk? Xiao Ming said, it belongs to your uncle. Excuse me, whose book is it?"

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"For the fourth question, Xiao Hong asked Xiao Ming, do you want to bring a pen to class today, and Xiao Ming said, bring a brush. Excuse me, do you want to bring a pen today, and if so, what kind of pen."

The four questions directly burned the people below, and everyone remembered to scratch their heads, but it was still the same as the Chinese people. Among so many people, there were always a few top students.

After Bai Feng heard the correct answer, she nodded with a smile, and then spoke.

"This is a test question for level four, and the following is level six. In the first question, Xiaohong asked Xiao Ming, did you have breakfast today? Xiao Ming said, eat an egg. Ask, did Xiao Ming eat, what did he eat?"

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"Second question, Xiaohong said, your sister, my aunt hasn't come this month, I'm so worried about my sister, it's just too stupid. Please listen to the options, who is the most anxious in the essay?
A: Xiaohong’s sister, B Xiaohong’s mother C Xiaohong’s sister D, Xiaohong’s father E Xiaohong’s aunt F Xiaohong’s uncle G himself H Xiaohong’s boyfriend! "

When everyone below heard this question, their heads exploded, and they covered their heads and hit the wall.

"There are two reasons for being single. One is that no one has a crush on you, and the other is that no one has a crush on you. Excuse me, who does not have a crush on whom?"

"No one can play Huaxia table tennis, and no one can play Huaxia football. Excuse me, is football or table tennis better!"

"In the past, I wanted to be alone, but now, I want to be alone. Excuse me, how many people does he want?"

Bai Feng's questions came one after another, and a dark-skinned beauty below covered her head and cried out in pain...

"Oh God, I want to be quiet..."

Immediately there was a funny guy next to him who answered.

"Who is Jingjing?"

Then the ordeal was not over yet, Baifeng finally released an epic-level big move!
"Come on, come on, I'll give you another test question for CET-1. Listen carefully, the uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle and said that the fourth uncle was tricked by the fifth uncle to go to the sixth uncle's house to steal the seventh uncle and put it in the eighth uncle's cabinet. Uncle Nine borrowed Uncle Ten’s salary of [-] yuan from Uncle Eleven. Excuse me, which uncle of yours stole the money from which uncle?”

Everyone vomits blood...

When the exam was over, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but Bai Feng said again...

"Everyone has worked hard. After returning home, everyone has to continue learning Huaxia dialect. Next month we will assess Huaxia dialect..."

Everyone faints...

"Free the Witch" was released globally in the middle of the second month, and the box office broke a new record that day, reaching 23 billion US dollars, setting a peak that no one in the history of movie box office can surpass.

And at the end of the day, the long-awaited system prompt finally came to Bai Feng's mind...

ding dong...

[Trigger movie task: Please buy Hollywood within two years, let Chinese movies dominate the world!Complete the task, get the title of movie godfather, and get the heart of the world - the country of America, if the task fails, it will be directly wiped out within 24 hours! 】

【mission completed!Congratulations, you have successfully won the heart of the world - the United States, and won the title of Godfather of Movies! 】

Bai Feng was in a daze, and the female secretary Diss who was reporting to her next to her was suddenly dazed, and then her attitude became more respectful.

At this moment, she smiled...

It turned out that she was handsome for less than three seconds, and the system sounded again. She knew that something was going to happen...

ding dong...

[Because to obtain two hearts of the world, the mission of the heart of the world is specially opened. Next, please get the heart of the world as soon as possible - the Kingdom of Bangchui!Complete the task to get the title of King of Game, failure will be obliterated, completion time limit: one year! 】

"Boss Bai, are you unwell? Shall I ask Dr. Peter to come in and take a look for you?"

(End of this chapter)