Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 635 Spring Festival Set (Explosion 4)

Every day, in the game forums of various countries, the most discussed is what equipment has exploded, and then there is the problem of disconnection...

The game customer service department on the first floor of the world...

"Hey, Damn, let no one play with me, I'm getting disconnected every day..."

Every day, 90.00% of the calls received by the customer service are dropped. Of course, not all of them are complaints, and most of them are just complaining for a few words...

But the more complaints, the more people play...

The peak period is reflected in the Spring Festival...

DNF game official announcement...

[In order to welcome the first Spring Festival after the birth of DNF, this game is about to release the first Spring Festival costume set - the tutor set! 】

After the system announcement was issued, all players celebrated together!
"Wow, the pictures posted on the official website are so beautiful..."

"Salan's set is the most beautiful, which big brother can buy me a set, and I can eat it for you..."

"I use the rice cooker and induction cooker at home and add 10 catties of bacon to exchange for a Spring Festival set. If you agree, add me..."

"399 yuan, so expensive, I have to work an extra hour..."

……

After the Spring Festival set went online, there were countless posts on the major game forums that day...

[Excuse me, my child came back today and said that the school needs to pay the exam fee, which costs 399 yuan, but isn’t it forbidden to charge arbitrary fees now? 】

"Lord, DNF Spring Festival set 399! Hit it lightly, don't kill it..."

"Thanks, his dad is beating..."

……

[I am an elementary school student who was kidnapped and trafficked to other places. After my continuous efforts, I finally escaped from the hands of the bad guys. Now I beg all my brothers and sisters to help me go home. The bus ticket is 390 yuan, and I can buy lunch for 9 yuan. I haven’t eaten for a few days!So hungry... a good man is safe in life! 】

"Lord, your mother is on her way to the Internet cafe. I hope you run away from the back door as soon as you see it. Don't thank me. My name is Lei Feng!"

"Sun Qingqing, you actually went to the Internet cafe again. I'm Zhu Dalei, your head teacher, take me to upgrade quickly, or you won't be able to pass this year..."

"Zhu Dalei? Hmph, I'm not teaching well, but I'm raising my students to level up. I'm your principal, Wang Nima, and I'm going back to school immediately!"

"I'm a Chinese teacher, come and form a team..."

"It just so happens that my physical education teacher is also here..."

"Come, come, let me, a math teacher, take you to explore the continent of Arad together!"

……

[Woooooo... I was abandoned by a cruel scumbag, and I was pregnant and asked for 399 to have an abortion. I have never played dnf, and I don't know what kind of Spring Festival set.Kind people please contact me]

"Are you rubbing my IQ against the ground?"

"Where is the beauty? Leave a contact information, I'm a veterinarian, part-time abortion!"

"I'll take you to have an abortion, and I'll give you a physical examination by the way!"

……

[Hello, I am the reincarnation of Qin Shihuang. Back then, my 5000 tons of gold and 800 million Qin soldiers were sealed. Now it only costs 399 yuan to unseal it. As long as you send me money, I will accept it when I unseal it. If you are a godson, then the whole country will be yours.Interesting private chat, I just reincarnated, IQ development is not high, please don't lie to liars...]

"Your IQ is already very high. If I hadn't been in the third grade of elementary school, I would have been cheated by you!"

"399 is an IQ tax, right?"

……

[I am in the 5th grade of elementary school. Because I am diligent and eager to learn, I want to sign up for the Mathematical Olympiad training class during the winter vacation. The registration fee needs to be 399 yuan.But my parents didn’t believe it, they were afraid that I would cheat money to play DNF, so I asked kind people in the group to help me, as long as 399 yuan, I can realize my dream of Peking University and Tsinghua University, if not, I will ask again later, if not, I will report this Group involved in pornography! 】

"It's so scary!"

"Are all elementary school students mature now?"

"Nimma, I really did what I said, I Cao... Qun just received a warning notice, I say!"

……

All kinds of complaints, complaints, and ridicules are flying all over the sky, and then...

Seven days before the sale: Labor and management have just finished shopping for the National Day, so where is the money left?
Six days before the sale: Damn it, labor and management have paid so many tickets and still haven’t exploded, so buy your paralysis gift pack?
Five days before the sale: Nima is offline again, this garbage server still wants me to recharge?

Four days before the sale: How much is the monthly salary of labor and management?Want me to charge money?dream!
Three days before the sale: Unexpectedly, all my friends would not buy the same idea as me. It seems that I am really smart!
Two days before the sale: Fuck, the exposure is so rubbish, it's so bad, I'll buy it!

The day before the sale: I went to Nima, and said it was the strongest gift bag. Is this the only way to deceive people?

On the day of sale: network administrator, recharge 399Q coins!
……

The Chinese scolded them badly, but the Japanese server was even more cheating...

After the Spring Festival gift pack was put on the shelves, all the game dead houses paid attention immediately, but after seeing the price, they immediately collapsed...

"My Cao...what the hell is 499RMB? Isn't Huaxia only 399?"

"Buy it, it's a bit of a scam, don't buy it...a piece of equipment with a lot of attributes..."

"Why are our 499 attributes not as good as Huaxia's attributes..."

"It's so unfair..."

"Why don't we protest..."

……

As a result, a large group of gamers went online, and they just yelled 'Resist the Spring Festival...', and then all of them were banned...

[Dear player: Due to your violation of the DNF game agreement in the game, this account will be suspended for 1 day. Welcome to Arad Mainland! 】

Then all the boycotting players vomited blood and filled their money...

Of course, it was mainly the posts of American players that made Japanese players cancel the boycott...

On the well-known international game forum [Game Base], as soon as the Spring Festival set was logged in, American players cried...

"Why? Are we getting caught while lying down? We don't celebrate the Spring Festival, why should we buy a Spring Festival set..."

"Then you don't have to buy it..."

"Don't buy it? How can you make up for it if you don't buy so many attributes from different people?"

"Hahaha, then buy it, anyway, you are not short of money..."

"It's not bad for your sister, you are 399 yuan, we are 199 yuan, but you are RMB, we are US dollars..."

……

But the Americans laughed before they cried, and then everyone laughed because people from Bangmai country posted...

"I'm sorry, Americans should be more expensive if they have money. Why is our Bangchui country so expensive, $399...why not Bangchui Yuan..."

"The people of Huaxia sent a congratulatory message..."

"The Japanese people sent a congratulatory message..."

"The people of the United States sent a congratulatory message..."

"Bangzi of the Bangmai country, this means that your country is the richest, and you should be proud..."

"I think Bai always raises the price on purpose, for fear that the Bangmai Kingdom will say that this game is theirs again..."

……

Another Spring Festival is coming. This year, the first floor of the world is closed, but the store is singing and dancing. Baifeng has distributed great benefits to all employees. All employees enjoy the benefits of eating, drinking and playing for free in the store for seven days.

From the first day of the New Year's Eve, although it was closed, the restaurant was already full...

(End of this chapter)