Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 641 Painful Strengthening Road (Burst 5)

At this time, a large number of new players who entered the pit during the Spring Festival also grew to level 30, and then, the reinforced pit opened its bloody mouth.

As a result, many new players cried...

Grand Forest on Line 15 in the Southwest Region...

A veteran received a private chat message from a rookie, the conversation is as follows...

Happy Bird: Big brother, are you there?

Juggernaut is very lonely: in!
Happy Bird: Brother, may I ask where to strengthen it?
Juggernaut is lonely: Norton!After clicking on it, put the weapon in it, and then you can attack!

Happy Bird: So powerful?Thank you big brother!
Juggernaut is very lonely: you are welcome!
1 minute later, the news came again...

Happy little bird: Brother, why is my equipment gone?

The Juggernaut is very lonely: Oh, that means the strengthening failed, just a few more times!

Happy Bird: Thank you big brother, you are such a nice person!

……

Then, the happy bird threw all the equipment on his body to Norton one by one, and got a lot of small colorless crystals...

A few months later, when I was in the third grade of elementary school, I learned more Chinese characters and knew that Norton was disassembling equipment, not strengthening equipment.

So he made up his mind that he must study hard in the future and never be deceived again...

Many years later, relying on his unyielding drive, he was finally admitted to the Lanxiang excavator major with excellent results...

Around the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, countless student parties took the accumulated equipment and gold coins to challenge the enhancement master Kaili.

Then, there are people crying in every line, and scolding in every line...

"My Cao, my lucky money..."

"It's too bad, I have strengthened it 100 times, I have spent all the money, and the equipment has not been upgraded to the first level..."

"I don't accept it, the network administrator, give me another 100 yuan!"

……

Due to reasons such as disconnection, strengthening, and Spring Festival sets, when DNF became more popular, various jokes emerged one after another. At that time, the joke about migrant workers in "The Dance" became popular all over the country after it was revised by Niu Ren, and it was even posted on Weibo. hot search.

Some excerpts are as follows:

I am Wang Ergou, and the reason why I am called Ergou instead of Yigou is because my pet name is Yigou.

My dad said that one dog plus one dog is equal to two dogs, so I am called Wang Ergou.

After graduating from elementary school, I worked as a plasterer on a construction site in a big city. I don't have any bad habits, I am diligent and thrifty, I work hard, and I combine the advantages of all men!
Of course, a perfect man like me also has a little flaw. He has no other hobbies in his life, but he likes to play DNF.

It's a pity that the game of DNF is now dominated by the rich, but it doesn't matter.

I am naturally unwilling to admit defeat, and I can definitely keep my eyes on every new district that has just opened!

Today, Northwest District 9 is officially open, this is my chance!
At twelve o'clock that night, I sneaked out of the work shed, braved the pouring rain and ran all the way to the Shinhwa Internet cafe across the street, and took out a six-pocket with a slight body temperature and urine smell from the small pocket my mother sewed for me in my underwear. One dollar coin.

Imitating the unorthodox eyes of those city kids, he stood with his legs crossed, leaned against the bar, looked at the network administrator with his eyes at 45 degrees, and yelled loudly:

"I stay up all night!"

Let's take the coin with my special scent on the bar!

The network manager took a look at me, probably overwhelmed by my domineering appearance and momentum, hurriedly collected the money, and then asked me to choose a seat by myself.

Look, I said earlier that he must have been overwhelmed by my domineering appearance and aura. At this moment, I feel a bit of remorse in my heart. The fur wig was stolen, but it doesn't matter, who told me to have a domineering appearance,

I looked at the empty machine and asked the network administrator with a satisfied smile: Is there any free drink?

The network administrator pointed to the nearby toilet respectfully and said: Yes, there are enough tap water pipes!
I nodded in satisfaction again, went to the toilet and drank about 1 cents of tap water, found a seat near the air conditioner, and started thinking about what a domineering character name I would like to name while turning it on!
In any case, this name is so famous that it is so infuriating that it is uncanny, so after a quick brain run, a name that fits my temperament was born!

"Money is Toilet Paper"!
While drinking the tap water from the toilet, I was thinking about how to find a wife to accompany me in the shortest possible time to spend tonight on this rainy night!

But after thinking about it for a while, I realized that it’s not easy to get along without spending some money!

Relying on my enthusiasm for DNF, I gritted my teeth and reluctantly recharged 4Q coins in the Internet cafe. Of course, I had to put on a 45-degree melancholy expression in front of the network administrator!

After charging, I bought two speakers, and immediately shouted in yellow characters:

[I am looking for a wife who is beautiful, has videos, and has a good figure.If You Are the One, thank you...]

After sending out twice in a row, no one from TMD actually applied for the job. I was so angry that my nose bleeds. I said MMP in my heart. Well, isn't it just money!

So he endured the heartache, took out another week's living expenses, came to the bar tremblingly, and handed it to the network administrator with extreme reluctance but righteousness!

"Add another 50 yuan of Q coins!!!"

I swear, when I yelled this sentence, at least nine out of ten people in the Internet cafe looked at me, and more than half of the nine out of ten people showed expressions of shock and envy .

The attitude of the network administrator towards me is better, and he is helping me with a smile. It is a pity that he is a man, otherwise I am really afraid that he will stick to me. After all, I am a man like wind...

My face is expressionless, but my heart is bleeding...

When the Q coins arrived, I slammed the speakers one after another in a chic way, and rows of yellow characters rose up and swiped the screen in the game:

Money づ is toilet paper: I am looking for a wife, she wants to be beautiful, there is a video, and I have a good figure, I will continue to shout if no one is there, thank you...

Money づ is toilet paper: I am looking for a wife, she wants to be beautiful, there is a video, and I have a good figure, I will continue to shout if no one is there, thank you...

Money づ is toilet paper: I am looking for a wife, she wants to be beautiful, there is a video, and I have a good figure, I will continue to shout if no one is there, thank you...

Money づ is toilet paper: I am looking for a wife, she wants to be beautiful, there is a video, and I have a good figure, I will continue to shout if no one is there, thank you...

……

A dozen speakers yelled out, and my mailbox exploded!
When I opened it, there were at least 20 women who were close to me, almost stuck me to death!
So I chose someone with a cute and nice name, and asked her to add me on Q!

After adding it, without further ado, I played the video first.

After seeing the other party's video, my heart was full of joy, and I was excited at that time!

"Wow, so beautiful! Be my wife!"

The beauty agreed without even thinking about it!
"Okay, husband, let's chat in the game, can we?"

I said to myself, when you are a man, you are always afraid of being cuckolded by accident, but now it is different, as long as you have money, you can always get a woman easily and without effort, so being a man is very good.

But when I think about it again, my fucking money is not easy to come by. In order to pick up this girl, I squandered a week's living expenses.

But seeing the beautiful woman's expression of admiration towards me, I got an infinite sense of satisfaction.I begged him in my heart, first make today comfortable, and let Wang Daniu's wife take advantage of her tomorrow at worst!
The beauty asked why I couldn’t see me in the video, and I said don’t mention it, the camera in the presidential suite of the hotel I’m staying in is broken, but I paid them 50 for a month, and I’ll let them fix it tomorrow , otherwise no tip!Money, it's toilet paper, no, it's not as good as toilet paper, it's too hard to wipe your butt!

The beauty said in surprise:

"Wow, husband, you are so rich, how can you play when your computer is broken?"

I smiled and waved my hand and said:

"I made a phone call just now, and Computer City sent me another best one, only over 1 yuan. Hey, computers are cheap these days. Unfortunately, I forgot to ask him to bring me a camera, so, you Didn't see me."

It is estimated that the beauty has been fascinated by me at this time, and then she asked me:

"Husband, what do you do for work? Do you live alone?"

I thought there was something to be said, so I responded quickly.

"Yes, my parents are both abroad and have opened more than a dozen listed companies. They asked me to become the general manager directly after graduating from college, but I feel that I have to do things on my own. Now I set a small goal for myself, to make money first. Let's talk about [-] million!

Right now, my nanny and I live in an eight-bedroom, three-living villa, but I don't like this place.I usually have to walk for 5 minutes to eat or go to the toilet, so troublesome!So I live in the hotel opposite my house every day. "

The beauty sent me several dizzy emoticons in a row, and I couldn't help but secretly feel proud.

At this time, the two major guilds of DNF started to quarrel for some unknown reason. They used yellow characters to scold each other in the world. The language was extremely vulgar.
I cursed on World Channel with the speaker that was not used up just now:

"What's the fuss about? A bunch of peasants are influencing me to pick up girls."

"What's the fuss about? A bunch of peasants are influencing me to pick up girls."

"What's the fuss about? A bunch of peasants are influencing me to pick up girls."

However, just after scolding, my heart still hurts a bit, a piece of news is 2 yuan RMB.

I thought that group of people would scold me collectively, but in the end they were all dumbfounded. I was stunned, thinking that I was probably intimidated by my name and the speed at which I swiped the horn just now, right?
I am secretly proud, the beauty sent me a message!

"Husband, you are amazing, they are the two most powerful guilds in DNF."

I was typing and replying to the message proudly, but the sky is not as people wish, and a boss-level figure immediately swiped out ten speakers and said in yellow letters:
"Money is toilet paper, and labor and capital are farmers. If you have the guts, you can take the trumpet of labor and capital."

At that time, I was extremely embarrassed and thought what to do now, but I still wanted to save face and said to the beauty:

"Wife, wait for me, I'll charge tens of thousands of Q coins immediately, I'll kill him tonight."

Sure enough, I was right again, the beauty said very understandingly:
"Husband, don't be as knowledgeable as them. You might as well buy me equipment for the money you spent on playing the trumpet. The money must be used wisely."

Since she gave me a step, of course I had to step on it. I immediately expressed my embarrassment, and only replied to her after about 5.2445 seconds.

"Well, I listened to my wife. The hotel's Internet speed is not very good now. When I go home and go online tomorrow morning, I will recharge [-] Q coins for you first, level up first, and wait for the equipment to be sold later."

The beauty was so moved that her nose was drooling and she wanted to hug me and kiss me.

"Honey, do you have a girlfriend in real life?"

I chuckled in my heart, it seems that this chick is eyeing me, but to be honest, I am a bricklayer, how can I have a girlfriend, but Da Niu and his wife are always secretly taking advantage of me!

So I said to her:

"Wife, I have a lot of girlfriends, but none of them have feelings. They all pester me. I have no choice but to give each of them a Cadillac, so they promise not to pester me anymore. Hey, I want to find someone who really likes me." Why is it so difficult for people like me?
But after I met you, I suddenly discovered that you are the person I'm looking for. "

As soon as he finished speaking, he found that the tap water on the table was gone, so he rushed to the bar and shouted:
"Network management! Another glass of tap water."

The network administrator was dozing off, and after being woken up, he muttered:

"Go to the toilet to pick it up!"

Damn, I secretly scolded that the attitude of the waiters is getting worse and worse these days. They really like money. Now that they don't charge money, even the network administrator doesn't care about me anymore!It's so irritating!

The beauty has been fascinated by me and is unconscious, looking at me obsessively, I said to her!

"Wife, wait for me. I'll call the garage security. The alarm on my new Rolls-Royce Phantom just went off. I'll ask what's going on."

After speaking, I picked up the cup and walked towards the toilet...

Before I knew it, the sky was already bright, and the network administrator walked over to me and said meaningfully:
"Brother, your all-night time is up soon, and there are still 10 minutes."

When it was time to get off the plane, I reluctantly said to the beauty:
"Wife, my mother just called me and said that she will send me 500 million pocket money later. I will go home and drive first. I have to go to the bank later. Tell me your game account number. You charge money!"

The beauty sent a long string of letters, and the network administrator next to me asked me:
"Brother, do you need paper and pen? Take a note?"

"Remember, I don't even remember my account number! Okay, get off the plane. Go back to sleep first, and have to lay bricks in the afternoon!"

After finishing speaking, I stood up gracefully, drank the last tap water I got from the toilet, then walked into the toilet, turned the water into urine and returned it to it, and took the tap to wash my face, and then secretly admired myself again, Even soap money is saved.

Before leaving, he conveniently put the half roll of toilet paper hanging in the toilet into his bosom. Although brother is not short of money, he is short of toilet paper...

After a joke like this was posted to DNF's major game forums and communities, all the dead house players forwarded it radially. The most amazing thing is that the last joke was translated into language versions of various countries, and it became popular all over the world for a while.

And after elementary school students started school, DNF was updated for the first time, and after that, it launched the magic box system that everyone hated to the bone!
magic box!One piece of six one, right click to open, you may prescribe a worthless potion, or thousands of pieces of equipment, pets and so on.

In short, this is a game of luck, but human nature tends to like things related to gambling, so everyone is crazy...

(End of this chapter)