Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 643 The Crazy Beggar
Chapter 643 The Crazy Beggar
The ambulance drove halfway, and the nurse following the car couldn't bear it anymore.
"It stinks, I said, why don't we find a place to throw him? He's a beggar anyway, and he doesn't have an ID, so the police station doesn't care!"
"That's right, the corpse was taken back to the hospital and treated as an unowned corpse..."
The little nurse pinched her nose and leaned in again, sighing uncontrollably.
"Oh, this guy is quite young, why did he mess up so badly... Wait until the driver stops in front, and throw it directly to the Mi Tuo River next to him, so whoever sees it will call us..."
Just as he was muttering, the corpse covered in a white cloth sneezed, and then... sat up straight!
"Oh my god! It's a scam!"
The nurse's hair stood up in fright...
The beggar sat up straight, then grinned foolishly.
"Hey...hey...water...water..."
As he spoke, he took out a dead plant from his chest...
After speaking, he straightened up and lay down again...
After a long time, after confirming that the other party was not moving, the nurse carefully swallowed and came over to check.
She poked the opponent's arm with her finger, and found that the opponent really didn't move, so she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh my god, I was scared to death, Xiaoyun, what did you do, the person is obviously not dead, how did you check just now!"
The other one, Xiaoyun, was younger, his face was pale, his eyes widened, and he spoke in horror.
"I... I checked it, and it is indeed dead. There is no heartbeat or pulse..."
"What about the flowers? Didn't you say he didn't have anything?"
"This……"
The female nurse was a little depressed, so she picked up the flowers that fell on the ground and looked at them for a while...
shook his head...
"They're all dead, but the shape looks pretty good. Didn't you think beggars have such high taste now? Eh, this flower... I'll check it out, we seem to have a pot like it in the head nurse's office..."
As the nurse spoke, she took out her mobile phone, opened it and scanned it, and the result came out, and she read it softly...
[Baifeng, a succulent plant of the genus Echeveria in the sedum family, is a horticultural cultivar, a perennial herb bred by crossing the Frost Crane and Snow Lotus of the Sedum family, the leaf shape is inherited from the Frost Crane, the whole plant Covered with white powder, it inherits snow lotus...]
"It's really a white phoenix, no wonder I think it looks like it... Strange, why does this beggar carry succulents with him!"
"Nonsense, he is not only a beggar, but also a fool, fool, it is normal to do anything, who knows which trash can these flowers are picked from, and you still hold them with your hands, don't get any infectious disease!"
Nurse Xiaoyun shivered in fright, threw the succulent plant Baifeng into the trash can in the carriage, then took out a wet tissue and wiped her hands vigorously.
ask.
"Sister Tangtang, now that he's not dead, what should we do?"
The older nurse pouted and knocked on the carriage. The driver understood and stopped by the side of the road.
Opening the car door, she asked Xiaoyun to carry the beggar down...
"Since he is a fool and has no trauma, we are not very professional. Let's call the psychiatric hospital..."
As he spoke, he took out another mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a series of numbers.
Then He closed the car door, and the group of people walked away...
……
At the same time, Bai Feng was in the office and received an email from Huang Li. She just clicked on it and before she had time to check it, Huang Li rushed in.
"Boss Bai, Zhao Tianyang has made a move!"
"He returned home?"
"No, but I just got the news that the Zhao family's funds have made a big move. They were divided into eight shares and transferred to the private accounts of eight people..."
Bai Feng took a deep breath, leaned back with her chin pinched, eyes narrowed, and after a long while, she burst into laughter.
"Hehe, it seems that this Zhao Tianyang regards me as his master..."
Huang Li nodded and smiled.
"Hehe, his action this time is quite similar to your style. He secretly acquired the shares of eight shareholders of Ma Yun Company. Judging by his determination, he should want to control the shares... But I don't understand why he went to such great lengths Are you thinking about going to Ma Yun's cake?"
"He just wants to grab a traffic platform. As for what he is going to do, I can't guess now, but it should not be far away. At the latest, half a year later, his fangs will be exposed..."
……
Half a month later, Bai Feng once again entered the entertainment industry as an artist!And it's the country of sticks!
In the largest knowledge contest variety show in Bangchui Country "I'm Really a Smart Star", Bai Feng, as a participant, is sitting on the quiz booth and competing with the last opponent for the 100 million Bangchui yuan prize.
The host's forehead was covered with sweat. How could it be possible for a contestant to take away the 100 million grand prize in this kind of program?Therefore, in each competition, very simple questions will be arranged in the front, and difficult questions will be arranged in the back.
Of course, just in case, some of these contestants will also arrange a few of theirs to go in.
But this time, I don't know what happened. The female contestant from Huaxia had already PKed two of the three arrangements arranged, and the last one was barely holding on.
Even so, they added a lot of unplanned questions, but this woman is still invincible, and she can answer almost any question just after reading it, and she is 100% correct.
"Where is the capital of the Republic of Mauritania!"
drop!
"Nouakchott!"
"The answer is correct! Congratulations to Bai Feng from Huaxia for answering another question. Hehe, player Cui Zhizhang, you have to work hard!"
The host smiled meaningfully at the players from the country of sticks.
"Hehe, Bai Feng must be familiar with this question. Excuse me, where are the Pumi ethnic groups mainly distributed among the Huaxia ethnic minorities?"
drop!
"Northwest Yunnan and Southwest Sichuan!"
"Congratulations to Baifeng, the answer is correct! Oh my god, I didn't expect her to know that there are only 2 Pumi people! It seems that Baifeng is really knowledgeable. Cui Zhizhang, you have to work hard!"
……
"Excuse me, who are Coleridge, Southey, and who are called representatives of the "Lakeside" poets in Eagle Country?"
drop!
It was Bai Feng who snatched it again...
"Wordsworth!"
……
The host's eyes were almost red, his teeth were gritted, and he said to MMP Cui Zhizhang, Cui Zhizhang, you are really Zhizhang, can you quickly press the answer button.
It stands to reason that after asking so many questions, the points have already been drawn, and Bai Feng has already won, but how could the program team agree, so I can only fool around and fool around...
"Uh... Now let me take a look at the points of the two of you. Alas, although Bai Feng answered a lot, Cui Zhizhang accidentally triggered the lucky card just now and got 10 points. Now the two are tied! Okay, again We have reached the same starting line..."
The host's explanation obviously did not get the approval of the audience. At this moment, the audience in front of the TV were all scolding their mothers.
"I, Cao, do you really think we are mentally retarded Cui?"
"I'm afraid you didn't press my head on the ground and rub it?"
"What are you doing? This show is too insincere. If they win, they will give them money. They have been delaying time!"
……
(End of this chapter)
The ambulance drove halfway, and the nurse following the car couldn't bear it anymore.
"It stinks, I said, why don't we find a place to throw him? He's a beggar anyway, and he doesn't have an ID, so the police station doesn't care!"
"That's right, the corpse was taken back to the hospital and treated as an unowned corpse..."
The little nurse pinched her nose and leaned in again, sighing uncontrollably.
"Oh, this guy is quite young, why did he mess up so badly... Wait until the driver stops in front, and throw it directly to the Mi Tuo River next to him, so whoever sees it will call us..."
Just as he was muttering, the corpse covered in a white cloth sneezed, and then... sat up straight!
"Oh my god! It's a scam!"
The nurse's hair stood up in fright...
The beggar sat up straight, then grinned foolishly.
"Hey...hey...water...water..."
As he spoke, he took out a dead plant from his chest...
After speaking, he straightened up and lay down again...
After a long time, after confirming that the other party was not moving, the nurse carefully swallowed and came over to check.
She poked the opponent's arm with her finger, and found that the opponent really didn't move, so she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh my god, I was scared to death, Xiaoyun, what did you do, the person is obviously not dead, how did you check just now!"
The other one, Xiaoyun, was younger, his face was pale, his eyes widened, and he spoke in horror.
"I... I checked it, and it is indeed dead. There is no heartbeat or pulse..."
"What about the flowers? Didn't you say he didn't have anything?"
"This……"
The female nurse was a little depressed, so she picked up the flowers that fell on the ground and looked at them for a while...
shook his head...
"They're all dead, but the shape looks pretty good. Didn't you think beggars have such high taste now? Eh, this flower... I'll check it out, we seem to have a pot like it in the head nurse's office..."
As the nurse spoke, she took out her mobile phone, opened it and scanned it, and the result came out, and she read it softly...
[Baifeng, a succulent plant of the genus Echeveria in the sedum family, is a horticultural cultivar, a perennial herb bred by crossing the Frost Crane and Snow Lotus of the Sedum family, the leaf shape is inherited from the Frost Crane, the whole plant Covered with white powder, it inherits snow lotus...]
"It's really a white phoenix, no wonder I think it looks like it... Strange, why does this beggar carry succulents with him!"
"Nonsense, he is not only a beggar, but also a fool, fool, it is normal to do anything, who knows which trash can these flowers are picked from, and you still hold them with your hands, don't get any infectious disease!"
Nurse Xiaoyun shivered in fright, threw the succulent plant Baifeng into the trash can in the carriage, then took out a wet tissue and wiped her hands vigorously.
ask.
"Sister Tangtang, now that he's not dead, what should we do?"
The older nurse pouted and knocked on the carriage. The driver understood and stopped by the side of the road.
Opening the car door, she asked Xiaoyun to carry the beggar down...
"Since he is a fool and has no trauma, we are not very professional. Let's call the psychiatric hospital..."
As he spoke, he took out another mobile phone from his pocket and dialed a series of numbers.
Then He closed the car door, and the group of people walked away...
……
At the same time, Bai Feng was in the office and received an email from Huang Li. She just clicked on it and before she had time to check it, Huang Li rushed in.
"Boss Bai, Zhao Tianyang has made a move!"
"He returned home?"
"No, but I just got the news that the Zhao family's funds have made a big move. They were divided into eight shares and transferred to the private accounts of eight people..."
Bai Feng took a deep breath, leaned back with her chin pinched, eyes narrowed, and after a long while, she burst into laughter.
"Hehe, it seems that this Zhao Tianyang regards me as his master..."
Huang Li nodded and smiled.
"Hehe, his action this time is quite similar to your style. He secretly acquired the shares of eight shareholders of Ma Yun Company. Judging by his determination, he should want to control the shares... But I don't understand why he went to such great lengths Are you thinking about going to Ma Yun's cake?"
"He just wants to grab a traffic platform. As for what he is going to do, I can't guess now, but it should not be far away. At the latest, half a year later, his fangs will be exposed..."
……
Half a month later, Bai Feng once again entered the entertainment industry as an artist!And it's the country of sticks!
In the largest knowledge contest variety show in Bangchui Country "I'm Really a Smart Star", Bai Feng, as a participant, is sitting on the quiz booth and competing with the last opponent for the 100 million Bangchui yuan prize.
The host's forehead was covered with sweat. How could it be possible for a contestant to take away the 100 million grand prize in this kind of program?Therefore, in each competition, very simple questions will be arranged in the front, and difficult questions will be arranged in the back.
Of course, just in case, some of these contestants will also arrange a few of theirs to go in.
But this time, I don't know what happened. The female contestant from Huaxia had already PKed two of the three arrangements arranged, and the last one was barely holding on.
Even so, they added a lot of unplanned questions, but this woman is still invincible, and she can answer almost any question just after reading it, and she is 100% correct.
"Where is the capital of the Republic of Mauritania!"
drop!
"Nouakchott!"
"The answer is correct! Congratulations to Bai Feng from Huaxia for answering another question. Hehe, player Cui Zhizhang, you have to work hard!"
The host smiled meaningfully at the players from the country of sticks.
"Hehe, Bai Feng must be familiar with this question. Excuse me, where are the Pumi ethnic groups mainly distributed among the Huaxia ethnic minorities?"
drop!
"Northwest Yunnan and Southwest Sichuan!"
"Congratulations to Baifeng, the answer is correct! Oh my god, I didn't expect her to know that there are only 2 Pumi people! It seems that Baifeng is really knowledgeable. Cui Zhizhang, you have to work hard!"
……
"Excuse me, who are Coleridge, Southey, and who are called representatives of the "Lakeside" poets in Eagle Country?"
drop!
It was Bai Feng who snatched it again...
"Wordsworth!"
……
The host's eyes were almost red, his teeth were gritted, and he said to MMP Cui Zhizhang, Cui Zhizhang, you are really Zhizhang, can you quickly press the answer button.
It stands to reason that after asking so many questions, the points have already been drawn, and Bai Feng has already won, but how could the program team agree, so I can only fool around and fool around...
"Uh... Now let me take a look at the points of the two of you. Alas, although Bai Feng answered a lot, Cui Zhizhang accidentally triggered the lucky card just now and got 10 points. Now the two are tied! Okay, again We have reached the same starting line..."
The host's explanation obviously did not get the approval of the audience. At this moment, the audience in front of the TV were all scolding their mothers.
"I, Cao, do you really think we are mentally retarded Cui?"
"I'm afraid you didn't press my head on the ground and rub it?"
"What are you doing? This show is too insincere. If they win, they will give them money. They have been delaying time!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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