Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 645 The Battle of Geniuses
At the end of May, the first Bangchui Country variety show produced, hosted, and participated in by Baifeng officially landed on the silver screen. Stimulated by a huge amount of money, all major channels of Bangchui Country were promoting it, and it immediately gained the attention of the whole people.

[On May 5, "Brainstorm" officially started! 】

And the subsequent audition scene once again made all the audience shout and marvel!
The first contestant in the audition introduced himself to the camera like this.

"Me? I didn't study much. When I was in school, I installed a router in the classroom, and played TV in the classroom every day during class. The college entrance examination? I only got 670 points in the college entrance examination! Later, I could only go to Peking University for life sciences. The college is enrolled in a doctoral program."

The audience is peeing...

"Nimma, the full score is only 720, and you only got 670 in the exam? Do you want to go to heaven or something?"

"It's so cruel, the first audition is so awesome, what is this show for?"

"My IQ probably can't understand this show..."

……

As soon as the second one came out, all the audience went blind again...

"In fact, I personally feel that I have no musical talent at all. I graduated from Berklee College of Music, the world's number one pop music school. The scholarship I got is basically a full scholarship.

In fact, I didn't think I was smarter than my classmates. For a while, I thought music was fun, so I applied for music. In fact, I like to make some small inventions, and then I started to apply for patents, and then I got six patents.Hmm... that's about it. "

The audience was outraged.

"I, Cao Nima, can pretend to be B too much, even better than Boss Bai!"

"Can you just say that your school can die? You have to say that you have no talent. I went home to raise pigs after graduating from college. What did I say? Am I proud? Really!"

……

The next one will change...

"My exams are all random exams. The score is random. Just pass it. When I was a sophomore in high school, I was recommended to Bangchui University."

In the end, he pretended more than him...

"I am now at New York University in the United States, with a SCT2030 score and a TOEFL score of 102..."

"I didn't perform well in mathematics back then. When I was at Southwest University, I was directly sent to Tsinghua University."

"United World College, I am the only one in our country who has been admitted."

……

The audience continued to curse, cursing and crying...

"If my life were to be made into a movie, the name would definitely be "Participation."

"This is not a show, it's a show of Dihua."

"It's all nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good?"

"You have no room for improvement, and I have no room for decline..."

"I'm squatting at home in the university room and I'm washing pots, washing dishes and sweeping the floor."

"I recall that back then, I was so proud and strong that I could urinate ten feet against the wind. Now, when I am caught by an evil spirit, I urinate against the wind."

"You go to college, I bake gluten."

……

After the first episode of "Brainstorm" started, and after the contestants were introduced, the audience found out that the people who wore B in the audition and the people who participated in the show at the end were still a little different.

On the same day, when the live broadcast started, Li Xiuming, the most famous host of Bangchui Country, took a script and loudly introduced every guest who appeared on the stage.

"Welcome Zhang Xi! I am currently studying in the International Class of Global Environment at Bangchui University, No. 2013 in Science in the National College Entrance Examination in 1."

"Welcome Li Mingming, 12 years old, from Attached Map City, a student at Zhongying Primary School, won first prizes in five national mathematics competitions including the Hualuo Cup Juvenile Mathematics Invitational Competition and the Chen Sheng Cup International Youth Mathematics Invitational Competition!"

"Welcome Cui Zhiqi, master of the University of Melbourne, recommended to Bangchui University for undergraduate, won No.1 in the National Physics Competition."

"Welcome Jin Xiqian, a mathematics major at the University of Waterloo, a member of the High IQ Club. All scholarships from the local government and school."

"Welcome Haojia Cui, the youngest Master of Finance in the history of MIT, who has won the Eagle Country Mathematical Olympiad Gold Medal for five consecutive years!"

……

One genius after another appeared on the stage, and the audience in front of the TV was completely dumbfounded...

"I, Wang Tiechui, Chaoyang Provincial Primary School, 12 years old, the first circumcised person in the whole school!"

"I'm going to set up the National Low IQ Association. Is there anyone to join? There are still three elder positions. I have an IQ of 25. I must be the president. No one will compete with me, right?"

"At the time, I also struggled with whether to go to Peking University or Tsinghua University. Later, I thought about it and let it go. The salary is the same. I can work as a security guard wherever I go. Anyway, it is not far away."

"We exist only to make up the numbers."

"Look, Boss Bai has come out! Boss Bai is mighty, are you going to [-]v[-] this time? Boss Bai is having a rough time in Bangchui Country recently!"

"Boss Bai seems to be binge-watching the various variety shows in Bangchui Country in the past few months!"

……

On the stage, Bai Feng was the last one to appear on the stage. The host held the script, and his originally smiling expression froze. After confirming for a long time, he could only introduce in embarrassment.

"Bai Feng, the most famous chef in China..."

Pfft...hahaha...

There was a burst of laughter at the recording site...

"Are you kidding me, the cook came here to participate in the competition?"

"Haha, is this a wedding egg deliberately made by the show crew?"

"If you can't find anyone, why don't you find a Huaxia cook to make up the numbers?"

……

But domestic viewers who watched Haoyue's video sneered one after another!
"Hey, Boss Bai is going to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger again!"

"I just like watching Mr. Bai sneakily pretending to be B!"

"It is estimated that these geniuses in the Stick Kingdom will be tragic! Just wait and see!"

……

Sure enough, after the host on the stage finished reading the script, he remembered Bai Feng's name, and added embarrassingly.

"Ms. Baifeng, are you the one who challenged other variety shows before and won the first place?"

Bai Feng smiled and waved his hands.

"Hehe, low-key and low-key, it's not good to scare other people..."

gah...

The host shut up with a speechless dry smile...

"Dear viewers, you may have noticed that in the first issue of our "Brainstorm", all the guests invited were high-achieving students in various fields, and most of them were members of high-IQ clubs, so...you should understand that we are What kind of program is it?? That’s right, what we are comparing is IQ!

In each link, we have to test the memory, logical thinking ability, observation ability, concentration and calculation ability of different players!Here, I guarantee that every question we test will make you... amazing! "

Snapped!
The host smiled and clapped his hands vigorously, then spoke.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let's take a look at the strength of each guest! How strong is it!"

After speaking, point to the back!
The huge curtain in the center of the stage was pulled back, revealing a three-meter-high and ten-meter-long wall. This wall is colorful and full of various messy colors. Syndrome patients can definitely see vomiting.

"Now let me tell you, these are two Rubik's cube walls! Each Rubik's cube wall is composed of 2500 Rubik's cubes, a total of 5000 Rubik's cubes! 45000 color blocks! There are no rules in our competition, and all contestants show your as much as possible." Superpowers' go!"

After the host finished speaking, the audience was in an uproar...

"My Cao, who sells the Rubik's Cube and got rich..."

"I won't let the contestants put all these Rubik's cubes back together, it will take several months..."

"I think it should be remembering the color..."

"I think there should be a wrong Rubik's Cube here, let them point it out..."

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(End of this chapter)