Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 651 The Essay Call Begins

The call for essays started, and then all kinds of weird doggerel came, and the people watching couldn't help laughing...

The first player was a white hand, so he wrote a doggerel: "The Phantom of the Raptor draws the sword, and I am the most coquettish in the PK field."

Unexpectedly, the second player caught it perfectly, Red Dog: "If you flirt, I will use double knives, and you can make two or three moves at most in seconds."

Then it became a national doggerel solitaire...

Blind man: "Evil light cotton wave eye, PK has to be shameless."

Red Dog: "Da Beng sucks and adds anger, Blind Man fluctuates pure fart.

Devil May Cry: "The tombstone ghost flashes Carlo, you're not my fault."

Exorcist: "My super body is the most powerful, and everyone in the PK field is afraid.

Summoning: "Elder sister Knight Elf King, you are so stuck that you want to hit the wall."

Element: "Ice wall thunder and black hole, it depends on your temper."

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While making people laugh, no one expected that there was someone full of talent who wrote a perfect article that would be handed down to future generations!

Bai Feng was also stunned when he saw this article, and then he was speechless for a long time. The title of this article is "A Fool's DNF Journey"

The full text is excerpted as follows:

His game is called Fool, because all his friends in real life call him that, so he chose this name for himself.

A fool rarely goes to Internet cafes, and of course he never plays games. He plays DNF, but many people around him are playing.

He chose the sharpshooter as a career just because he thought the sharpshooter was handsome.

So, the fool started his DNF journey like this.

After entering the game, he didn't know how to shoot. He played hide-and-seek with goblins (level 1 mobs) for a long time, and died countless times. Of course, he may be the first one to die in a level 1 copy, and he is still dead Players who have played many times.

Finally, after clearing the customs, the fool rescued Celia MM.

NPC Celia used to say "thank you, warrior", and the fool typed and said no thanks.

He was stupid, it took him hours to get into the town of Hermaton when others took minutes.Along the way, many NPCs greeted him. He was very happy and happy to meet so many new friends.

After a few days, the idiot slowly reached level 16, learned to go to Master Kaili to learn skills, and helped everyone complete the task seriously.He will be very happy whenever the NPC sends him some equipment after completing the task.

He was about to upgrade that day when he saw a little girl shouting at the door of the dungeon.

"Which brother take me, I'm only level 3..."

The idiot thought she was pitiful, so he took the initiative to send a team application. He took the girl into the Vicious Thunder Ruins to upgrade. Because the idiot is already level 16, killing monsters is easy.

The fool asked the girl to stand far away, lest the monster hit her, the girl praised him for being considerate, but the fool just laughed.

The girl will fall down when walking, the fool said be careful, what a child, so he called her child, the girl said...

"I like it when you call me baby..."

She was always jumping up and down with the fool, and occasionally fell down, looking embarrassed.

She said that she likes the strawberries that the fool knocked down from the tree. The fool said that I would pick more for you, and the child said that you are so kind. In this way, the fool felt very happy.

The next day, the idiot went to the Internet cafe without eating, because he had an appointment with the child. When they were taking the child to upgrade, they met a magician in fashion, and the child showed envy.

"Wow, so beautiful, if only I had one too..."

The idiot just smiled, he really wanted to buy a suit for his child, but unfortunately, he was so poor that he didn’t even have an Internet fee, let alone such an expensive fashion, but he still wanted to buy a suit for his child, because he felt that he already liked it I love this silly child who can fall down even when I walk, I like her sticking to my side, I like to pick strawberries from the tree for her, I like to do everything for her.

From then on, they made an appointment to level up together every day. The fool took the child and carried all the monsters for her. Even if he died, he would pick all the strawberries he came across for her.

The child told the idiot that she actually has a large size of level 50, and when the idiot's level is higher in the future, she will give the idiot the equipment.

The fool was very touched, because it was the first time someone treated him so well.

She told the fool, in fact, DNF is very big, there is a beautiful city in the sky on the west coast, where there are dragon people and wizards.The evil leader GBL lives in the ruins of the giant beast in the sky; there is a frozen boy in the snow mountain of ten thousand years; in the dark castle, there are many headless horsemen who cannot rest in peace after death, etc...

The fool admires the girl very much, she knows so much...

After that day, the fool looked for a job for a day in order to buy fashion for his children. He had no diploma, so he could only deliver bottled water to others, 300 a month, and a commission of 5 cents for a bucket of water.

Even so, he is still very happy, because he will soon be able to use his own money to give his child a beautiful fashion.

One day, the child sent a Q video to the idiot. She said she wanted to see the handsome guy, but the idiot didn't dare to answer it. He was afraid that the child would see his appearance and would never talk to him again.

So he lied to the child for the first time. He said that there was no video in the Internet cafe, and the child just smiled and said nothing.

The idiot entered the child's Q-space dejectedly, and he saw a photo of a girl with a ponytail, very similar to the image of the child in the game, standing in a large strawberry field, smiling like following the child.

The fool thought to himself, no wonder the child likes strawberries in the game so much...

He secretly downloaded the child's photos to his mobile phone, and every night when he went to sleep, he always had to take a look...

At this time, the fool is at level 18, and the child is at level 16...

They don’t have many levels, they entered the zombie dungeon, because they have no experience, fools can’t use advanced skills, they hang up for the first time, the child said you are so stupid, she muttered that she was able to single out here at the time King level of difficulty.

The idiot blushed and said nothing. He felt that he could no longer protect the child, so he traded the only 40 gold coins he had to the child, and said with a smirk.

"When I am strong, I will protect you again!"

Before finishing speaking, the child rolled his eyes, withdrew from the team, and entered the Dark Thunder Ruins alone.

Without gold coins, the fool has no money to buy medicine, so he can only rely on his weakness to brush the map, so he starts from the lowest level of difficulty, again and again...

When he changed jobs, he chose Roaming, because he knew that the size of a girl is Roaming.

Slowly, he began to be able to brush the Warrior-level dungeon by himself, although it was a bit difficult.

Every time he encountered a strawberry on the tree on the map, he would pick it off, even if he was about to die, he would not want to eat it, because he remembered that children like strawberries, and when they meet, he will give them to her.

A week later, the idiot reached level 20, and he could easily clear the zombie dungeon with king-level difficulty. The idiot thought he could protect the child now, so he sent a message to the child, but unfortunately, no one replied. For several days, None of the kids are online.

He went to Q space to leave a message for her, but no one replied.

If he couldn't see the child, he would lose his soul. Only then did he realize that the child had become his everything.

A few days later, the fool met the child in the town. From a distance, he saw the general who thought he was wearing high-end fashion standing beside the child. They were walking arm in arm towards the sky city on the west coast. He wanted to call the child, but unfortunately, He opened his mouth, but before he could open his mouth, the child had disappeared at the end of the map.

After going online the next day, the idiot was pleasantly surprised to find that the child was online, so he took the initiative to send a message.

"Why have you been offline for so long?"

"Is there something wrong? I've been playing tuba these days."

"Come on, I can pass the Zombie King level now, I can protect you, and I will take you to level up!"

"Hehe, no, I'm going to Sky City, my friend is waiting for me there, by the way, this is for you, thank you for bringing me to level up!"

Saying that, the child traded a level 20 purple revolver to the fool, then turned and left.

The fool looked at her back in a daze, knowing that the general was waiting for her yesterday. Suddenly, he only felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, and he was afraid that he would never see her again.

Looking at the back that was about to disappear, the fool summoned up his courage for the first time and shouted loudly.

"Son, I like you! I have always liked you!"

The child who walked away froze for a moment, then turned around, showing a trace of disdain, and sneered.

"I wouldn't like a poor and low-level fool. I was with you just to let you take me to level up. Stop daydreaming!"

The fool's heart hurt like a needle, the child only saw the words he typed on the screen, but did not see the tears he left on the keyboard, he begged.

"Give me another chance, I will definitely protect you!"

The child spoke sarcastically and contemptuously.

"Come find me after you get the title of Gunner!"

She thinks that a fool will retreat in the face of difficulties. After all, her tuba is roaming. She knows how difficult it is to become a gun master. A person with a gun and an ability like a fool are impossible in a lifetime.

Gunslinger is the exclusive title of roaming level 48 professional, this idiot knows it.

He didn't say anything, just traded 999 strawberries and the gold coins he saved for her, said to wait for me, and then left alone.

When the child saw these strawberries, there was a hint of guilt in his eyes...

On this day, the idiot went into the picture alone to brush up the dungeon. He held the weapon given by the child, and his heart was warm.

Just when he finished the last mission of Zombie King, he saw a small magician looking for someone to take her pitifully at the door. The fool thought of the child, and the child was like this back then.

Walking up to her, the fool smiled.

"Let's go, I'll take you."

"how much is it?"

"for free!"

The fool smiled and took the girl into the map, and helped the girl complete the follow-up tasks by the way. After the two broke up, the girl thought to herself, this person can't be a fool, right?Is there anyone still helping others so selflessly?
After going online the next day, the idiot received a message. When he opened it, it turned out to be the girl he took with him yesterday. He replied a message.

"You are also good. Hehe!"

"Are you teaming up?"

"Okay!"

Girls are at level 21, fools are at level 23, fools are low-damage roaming that others hate, and girls are summoners that others hate even more.

The fool is very happy, because it doesn't hurt that others dislike him, and the girl doesn't dislike him.

The girl is also very happy, because others dislike her for summoning the monster Dotaka, and fools don't.

In this way, the two met again the next day. This time, they became friends, and the idiot officially became the first and only friend in the girl's friend list.

Once, the fool hit the scholar's wristband in the picture, and the child was very envious...

"This is very valuable, you are so lucky! I want to buy one when I have money in the future!"

"Hehe, since I got the call, what should I buy? I'll give it to you. I don't need it either."

"No, you should sell it to buy equipment for yourself."

"Hehe, if you can still get it in the future, you should take it."

The girl froze for a moment, and said to herself that he was really a fool.However, she found that she had fallen in love with this fool.

After going online every day, she would find the idiot to level up together, and finally one day, she said to the idiot.

"Be my master?"

"Hehe, I don't have anything to teach you how to be your master."

"You can take me to level up and pass the mission."

So the fool became the girl's master, and the girl became the fool's apprentice.

The two upgraded together, and finally, one day, they successfully entered the Hanging City. The girl said that this place is really beautiful, and the Sky City is so beautiful.

After hearing this, the idiot remembered his child again, and he was a little sad.

The girl asked the fool.

"Master, why did you switch to roaming, which is the most difficult to practice? The damage is low, and there is no one to form a team for leveling up..."

"I do it for a person...a person I like..."

He sighed, and told the girl about the child. The girl was very moved, but felt that the fool was too stupid.

"If someone treats me so well, I will definitely marry him."

"Hehe, you will meet someone you like."

The girl smiled and said nothing, she decided to quickly help the master to change jobs at level 48 and get the title of Gunslinger!

Passing through the Sky City, the two of them upgraded to the Sky Veil Behemoth together, walked through the jungle, purgatory, and climbed over the first ridge together.

The girl praises the fool.

"Master, you are really powerful, it is very easy to fight monsters..."

"Hehe, who made me your master..."

Although the fool smiled, he knew that the reason why he could kill monsters so easily was because of the girl, she was a summoner, but she was also a summoner who was reluctant to draw summoned beasts, because she said that these summoned beasts were hers. baby.

But she didn't know when it started, she quietly picked up the whip, and frantically beat her dear babies, just to make them faster.

At that time, fools were level 36 and girls were level 35.

On this day, the fool was not online yet. The girl saw a beautiful revolver when she was shopping. Although it was a bit expensive, she still bought it and strengthened it to 8.

When the idiot was online, the girl gave the revolver to the idiot. After the idiot refused several times, he finally accepted it helplessly.

This night, the girl sent a video to the idiot. The idiot took her as his apprentice, didn't think too much, and clicked to accept.

In front of the camera, the two met for the first time.

It was a thin, but very handsome boy, he seemed a little shy, looked at the camera awkwardly, and never dared to look at her again, the girl smiled, her face was a little hot.

Unfortunately, she knew that fools only like children.

In the snowy area of ​​Ston, the fool rescued the chief of the Bantu tribe, Charlie, and was therefore awarded the title of warrior.Time flies, and the fool is already level 45 at this time.

He is very happy, because the day when he becomes a gun god is not far away, but the girl is even more disappointed, because she knows that the day of parting from the fool is also near.

So she cherishes the days with the fool even more.

One day the girl asked the fool after training.

"Master, if you and the child are really together in the future, will you still practice leveling with me?"

The fool said with a smile.

"Hehe, you can't always follow me, you will have someone you like in the future."

The girl just smiled bitterly, but the fool didn't know that the moment he turned around, the girl's crystal tears fell quietly on the keyboard, slipped into the gap, and disappeared.

Soon, the fool reached level 48, and the girl decided to give him a gift.

She wants to strengthen a +11 rapid-fire pistol for the fool herself!

She used the gold coins she had saved for several months to buy a purple weapon, but it was not so easy to strengthen 11, but she failed three times, and her gold coins were exhausted. Helplessly, she sold everything that could be sold in the warehouse. God bless, she succeeded the last time.

The idiot finally reached level 48. He completed all the tasks required for the awakening of the gun god, but unfortunately, he got stuck at the last level.

According to the rules, he must go to the PK field to defeat the opponent and win 1000 duel victory points.

It takes a lot of effort for a fool to swipe pictures, how could it be possible to win so many people in the PK field?
Just when he was in trouble, the girl went to the PK field to help him brush for him in order to help him, and the whole night.

When the gorgeous beam of light sprinkled on his head, he finally awakened, and he finally became a gun master, but the girl fell ill with a cold because she didn't sleep all night.

When she was offline, the girl left a message for the fool, so miserable and helpless.

"Master, congratulations on becoming a real gunslinger. The mail is the awakening gift I gave you as a disciple. Take it and go find your child. I wish you happiness!"

It has been three months since we separated from the child last time. When I saw the child again, the fool was level 48, and the child was already level 55.

She was wearing a black elemental robe fashion, with radiance flashing faintly on her body, surrounded by nebula, she looked like a fairy in the Heavenly Palace.

The fool walked up to her and spoke with a smile.

"Long time no see, I fulfilled my promise and came to you!"

The child was stunned for a moment, and then he was a little surprised. She had almost forgotten about this person, but three months later, he came to look for her again.

But after seeing him wearing junk equipment, she still pouted.

Seeing that the child was silent, the fool continued to speak.

"Shall we be together in the future? I can protect you now!"

The child proudly lifted the hem of his robe, took a step back, and spoke coldly.

"Look at you beggar, come to me when you have the Black Bamboo Bracelet, the Sage Ring, and the Nima God Beast Necklace! I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first!"

After the child finished speaking, he went straight away.

The idiot is a simple person. He asked his apprentice where he could get these three things, but the girl told the idiot.

"Master, she is lying to you! She doesn't like you at all!"

"Hehe, it's impossible, she said, as long as I get these three things, she will be with me."

"Master, don't be stupid, do you know how expensive these three things are? She's just lying to you! She's a liar!"

"shut up!"

For the first time, the fool got angry with the girl. He didn't allow the girl to say bad things about the child, and angrily terminated the relationship between the teacher and the student.

The girl cried, crying very sadly.

After several days, the idiot didn't contact the girl. The girl missed the idiot very much, so she took the initiative to leave a message to apologize to him, and the two got back together and became apprentices again.

The girl told him.

"Master, these three things are very expensive, we can't afford them, so we have to fight."

The fool nodded.

So, they checked the information and found that Black Bamboo came out of Hanging City, and then they scanned Hanging City, and on the seventh day, Black Bamboo Bracelet came out.

Some people on the Internet said that the sage's ring was released in the forbidden area, so they went to the forbidden area again, one week, two weeks, and finally, the hard work paid off, and they swiped out the sage's ring on the 22nd day.

It's a pity that the good luck seems to have come to an end here. The last Mani mythical beast necklace, they spent two months in spiders, ridges, and graveyards.

The fool comforts the girl.

"As long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't do..."

But the girl said to herself, there are some things, even if you work hard, there may not be results, just like the fate between me and you...

In the third month, the girl really couldn't bear the fool to persist so meaninglessly, so she spent a few hundred yuan to buy one online, and while the fool was brushing the picture, she quietly threw it on the ground, and then excitedly called him to stop. .

"Master! You hit the necklace!"

The fool looked at the Mani mythical beast necklace, and finally showed a gratified expression.The girl silently blessed the fool in her heart, but there were tears in the corners of her eyes. A drop of tear quietly dripped to the cemetery, and a sad flower bloomed, entangled in the dark corner...

At this time, the fool and the girl are both level 50...

When the idiot found the child again, she was already level 60, and he traded three expensive jewelry to her. The child looked at the idiot in surprise, and immediately, all the guilt came to her heart, and she realized that the idiot I really like myself.

But she already has a husband, the great general back then, and she didn't want to lie to fools anymore, so she smiled.

"You're a good man, I'm not good enough for you, you'd better find a good girl... I'm sorry!"

After speaking, she returned the three jewelry to the fool.

The fool looked at the returned jewelry and was a little dazed...

"You... didn't you say..."

"I lied to you, I lied to you for those words before..."

"No, I just want to be with you, no one can replace you!"

"Don't be stupid, I have a husband, you've seen it before, I'm sorry, let's go..."

Seeing the child turn around, the idiot became anxious and yelled loudly.

"Why, am I not doing well enough? You say, as long as you say, I can do it!"

The child was ruthless, gritted his teeth and said without looking back.

"If you can collect 99999 strawberries, I promise to be with you!"

"wait for me!"

The idiot still said the same thing, and left after finishing speaking, the child was a little dazed, and then a little regretful, she knew that a idiot is a idiot, and he would definitely collect strawberries, even if it was a lifetime.

In the days to come, at the gate of the low-level map Gran's Forest, there would always be a fool over 50 shouting to collect strawberries. Some people took the opportunity to raise the price, and as long as the fool had money, he would buy it.

When he ran out of money, he would go into the map alone, search for every tree, and plant every strawberry...

After his apprentice knew about this, he didn't say anything, but silently accompanied him to collect and beat strawberries.

At this time, she would think, if she met the fool first, it would be great...

When they were hunting strawberries, they would also take some newcomers to upgrade and do tasks along the way, and even selflessly gave them the low-level equipment and gold coins they got.

Despite the fool's hard work, 99999 strawberries are still out of reach. These novices will always ask him why he collects so many strawberries, because strawberries are only for newcomers to add blood, basically after a few levels, they will No one wants it anymore.

The fool told them that because there was a girl who had made an agreement with him, as long as she got enough 99999 strawberries, the girl would marry him.

Since then, novices will give her strawberries they picked up at random.

A few months later, two very high-level people came to the gate of Grand Forest, an elemental mage and a general. The two of them shouted for the guild to accept people here. The fool looked at the elemental mage blankly, and the elemental also with him.

The general was not happy, and pointed at the fool's nose and cursed.

"Fool, what are you looking at!"

The elemental mage didn't let him call him a fool, so the two of them got into a quarrel, and the general became angry, and asked several members of the guild to play the World Channel loudspeaker and call him a fool.

The idiot stood there blankly and was scolded by a group of people. This was the first time he encountered such a situation. His apprentice ran over to argue, and the group scolded his apprentice together.

At this time, someone from the World Channel sent a horn...

[I Cao, the fool and the girl were bullied at the gate of Grand Forest on line 15! 】

A piece of news spread out, and the whole game became a sensation. Although the idiot is low-level and poorly equipped, he has played for a long enough time and brought enough people.

In just a few minutes, Gran's Forest was full of people. There were more than ten-level novices, fifty or sixty-level tubas, and even a large number of full-level masters.

When they first played the game, they had all received the favor of the fool, and they had all been helped by the fool. At this moment, all of them rushed over.

The world channel is crazy, the speaker is like no money...

[Whoever the hell can't get along with a fool is going to get along with our Sunset Guild! UP! ! ! 】

[Who dares to provoke a fool, don't even think about messing around in the game in the future! 】

[If you provoke a fool, come to room 298 of the PK field and die! 】

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The general who bullied fools only took 5 minutes to complete the title task of Public Enemy. This is not a good thing. Public Enemy refers to being blacklisted by 500 people in total, and the cost of trading items is increased by [-]%. .

It can be said that basically there is no way to mix in the game, because it is impossible for people you don’t know to trust you in the future, let alone form a team with you.

The frequency-scanning abuse that lasted for half an hour was not over yet, the fool used the last speaker, just said a word of thanks, and then went offline...

The girl was angry, so she found the child and questioned him.

"What's wrong with a fool? Why do you treat him like this? Yes, he is not high-level, he can't take you to upgrade, he can't buy you beautiful fashions, advanced equipment, but he loves you very much, she gave you a Q The coins are enough for you to buy several sets of fashions, are you still not satisfied? Do you know how much effort he has put in to save money and give you Q coins?"

The child stood there stupidly, not knowing what to say for a long time, opened the QQ account, only to find that the balance on it was displayed as 1314Q coins!
"Do you know what he's doing for the money?? He only has 1314 cents to move a bucket of water, but he flushed you [-] yuan! You pay back my fool and my master!"

After finishing speaking, the girl couldn't bear it any longer, and lay down on the keyboard and began to cry.

Yes, the kindness of a man to a woman does not lie in how much he spends on you, but on how much money he has and how much he can spend on you!It's a pity that there are people she doesn't understand...

For a long time, the idiot has never been online again, and the girl has left. For the idiot, without the child, the game has no meaning to continue.

But for girls, games are meaningless without fools.

She finally understood the sentence in the novel: The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, but you don’t know that I like you
The child is still in the game, she is waiting for the fool, waiting for him to marry her.It's a pity that she can't wait any longer...

Many people say that the fool is completely disappointed with the child and left the game.

Some people also said that the fool's account was stolen by others. According to the hacker, he clearly saw the strawberries in the warehouse. A total of 99998...

The article was very long, after reading it, Huang Li silently wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and spoke with a smile.

"Boss Bai, I think... it must not have been hacked, because our game protection has not been stolen, right?"

Bai Feng sighed, nodded with a smile.

"Having said that, if this is true, I would rather the fool's account was hacked. In this case, maybe one day, he will apply for a small account and still stubbornly stand at the gate of Grand Forest to continue buying strawberries..."

Huang Li nodded half understanding, and then said with emotion.

"Oh, it's really stupid, but it's really difficult. These two women, who do you think he should be with? Let me tell you, how good it is for him to be with his apprentice..."

Bai Feng shook his head.

"Hehe, this question is actually a question of Taoism, that is, will you choose a person who loves you or a person you love! But we obviously don't need to discuss this right now. Let's choose this article for the grand prize and post an announcement. , in addition to these rewards, this short article has to be adapted into a DNF promotional video! In addition... on July [-]st, the DNF version will be updated!"

"Huh? Update again?"

"Well, this time... I'm going to be serious!"

After finishing speaking, a cruel smile appeared on the corner of Baifeng's mouth!

On July 24st, in the eyes of all players, DNF ushered in its first biggest update half a year after its launch. This time, the update was synchronized globally, and the update cycle lasted for [-] hours.

After going online again, everyone is stupid...

"My Cao! My Cao! My Cao Cao Cao..."

"Oh my god! The data is actually connected!"

"Crazy! What is this for! Is the whole world going to war?"

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Every channel, every server, all the players started to frantically refresh the world speakers, except for exclamation or amazement, before this update, the system did not give any hints.

After the game was normal, everyone was surprised to find that the national server and the servers of Bangchui Country, Japan, and the United States were able to communicate with each other. Servers in multiple countries...

(End of this chapter)