Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 783 Who is the worst
Tang Long nodded earnestly. The two of them left the gate of the police station. After turning a corner, they entered a small restaurant domineeringly. They ordered three plates of fried beef without ordering anything. Tang Long also wanted to order a bottle for himself. Beer, but was stopped by Bai Feng.

Don't mention Tang Long, Bai Feng's mouth has almost faded in the past few days, and the eyes of the guests next to him are straightened after eating a meal, thinking that these two escaped from the refugee camp.

The two ate more than 100 yuan. They originally wanted to take the shuttle bus to school. Because Tang Long didn't have an ID card, he could only take a black car. As a result, the driver's business was not good, so he drove them around from morning to afternoon. Both of them were hungry We set off after a while, and it was already dark when we arrived at school.

In the end, the problem came again. Tang Long had no ID card and was a man, so he couldn’t go to the dormitory. Bai Feng looked at the money in his pocket, so he had to find him a small hotel that was so dilapidated that it didn’t have a house number. 30 yuan, not even a toilet.

Fortunately, this place can be checked in without checking the ID card, otherwise, Tang Long would really have to live under the bridge hole at night.

Fearing that this guy would starve to death outside, he gave him another 100 yuan to eat. When the two of them broke up, Tang Long burst into tears, thinking to God, I never thought in my life that I could be so poor ?

In terms of being poor, he is not the poorest, but the golden hammer who lives on the streets of Qingdao...

In desperation, he helped Bai Feng block a blow, but he was also teleported here because he broke into the teleportation array, but because of a shift in position, he was teleported to land.

At the moment, he was wearing a long robe and gown, with disheveled hair, and was teaching the wild dogs who had been with him for seven or eight days with the last bit of magic.

He killed a wild dog rushing to the front with one move of fireball. While there was no one around, he grabbed the half-cooked dog meat and ran to his usual resting place - under the pedestrian bridge on Miaoyun Street.

I and a few old friends I just made (actually three beggars) skillfully gutted the dog, put it on the grill, and started to roast it.

He was aggrieved to find that after he came to this strange world, he was not as happy as Bai Feng said. Instead, his cultivation quickly faded, and after he threw the last fire bomb, he turned into an ordinary person without any mana. .

Not only that, the most unfortunate thing is that Bai Feng, the local aboriginal guide, has lost contact.

He coveted the scent from restaurants on the street, but he was penniless and dressed in tatters. After being kicked out several times by others, he understood that this world is the same as the world of cultivation, except that there are more poor people. It's just the title of poor dick.

Fortunately, with the last bit of mana, he went out to steal chickens and dogs every day and came back to roast and eat, so he would not starve to death.

He said in his heart that he was also a cultivator at the foundation stage, and he was the head of the Seven Star Pavilion. Why is he in such a miserable situation now?
"Boss, the dog meat is cooked!"

The little beggar Liu Ming swallowed to remind him that other beggars knocked on the bowls and chopsticks one after another.

"Is it cooked? Let's eat it when it's cooked...Come on, let's share..."

Because of the appearance of the golden hammer these days, the three beggars are living a moist life. They eat meat every time, and eat chicken and dog meat in different ways.

When they were full and wanted to sleep, the three of them were called over by the golden hammer.

"Xiao Wu, don't pick your teeth, and you, Gouwa, can you stop picking your feet and learn from Liu Ming... all sit down, let me say a few words...cough..."

The Golden Hammer had an aura of sect master, and with a cough, the three of them immediately sat up straight.

"Starting tomorrow, due to force majeure, I can no longer get dog meat and chicken meat, so I have to find another way. The three of you are older than me. Tell me, is there any way to get money faster? ?”

Whoa!
Gouwa, the oldest one, raised his hand and said proudly.

"Rob the bank!"

Xiao Wu rolled his eyes and cursed.

"Robbing a bank is looking for death. Boss, I think it's better to go to touch porcelain. Once you do it well, you can get thousands of dollars!"

"How much is a few thousand dollars?"

"Buying roast chicken is enough for the four of us to eat for half a month!"

"That's not bad, how do you touch porcelain?"

Gouwa rolled his eyes and cursed back.

"Boss, don't listen to his nonsense. It's too dangerous to touch porcelain. It costs thousands of dollars, and if you don't touch it, it will be tens of thousands of dollars!"

"Is tens of thousands of dollars not good?"

"Tens of thousands of dollars is the funeral expenses for a death!"

Jin Tiehammer was speechless, and Liu Ming, the youngest, spoke in a weak voice.

"Boss, money is not so easy to earn. If it is really easy to get rich, who can be a beggar..."

No one said this right. The four of them sighed together and fell into deep thought again. After a long while, Liu Ming pointed to his disabled leg.

"Boss, how about... let's continue to beg for food tomorrow. At least we won't starve to death. Everyone has money now. If we meet kind-hearted people, we can ask for a lot of money in a day..."

"Are you really begging for food? No, I am the majestic head of the Seven Star Pavilion, how can I beg for food, it is impossible to beg for food in this life!!!"

……

The second day, eight o'clock in the morning.

During rush hour, under the pedestrian bridge, Liu Ming, Xiao Wu, and Gou Wa kneeled in a row...

There is a wooden board in front of Liu Ming, which says...

【I am Liu Ming, who lives in XXX. Due to my physical disability, I would like to trouble all kind people passing by...】

Xiaowu and Gouwa shared a piece of cardboard, on which was written...

[The old father is seriously ill and needs to raise money to see a doctor, good people passing by...]

The two of them sang a double reed, Xiaowu played the son, and Gouwa played the father a little older. In order to be realistic, Gouwa even picked up a bottle of expired women's cosmetics in the trash can and put it on himself.

BB Shuang applied it thicker, and put some on his lips, then turned his dead fish eyes and lay in Xiao Wu's arms. At first glance, it really looked like he was seriously ill, his face was pale and his lips were blue.

It's a pity that pedestrians are in a hurry during the rush hour, and no one pays attention to them. Moreover, they are under the overpass, and all the cars pass by. The three of them knelt for an hour, their feet were numb from the cold, and they didn't ask for a penny.

The golden hammer next to him shook his head, and sighed inwardly, "Baifeng, Baifeng, where are you?"Didn't you agree that when I come to this world, let me eat delicious food and drink spicy food?
Now I'm almost starving to death, I'm forced to kneel down and beg for food...

"Boss, why don't you put some ashes on your face and kneel down too? If you're afraid of the ground, I'll spread some grass for you..."

Liu Ming kindly looked at Jin Tiehammer, Jin Tiehammer's head shook like a rattle drum.

"No, no, I'll think about it again..."

10 minutes later……

goooo...

Jin Tiehammer touched his stomach and sighed.

"Hey, I think I am the head of the Seven Star Pavilion, a monk in the late stage of foundation establishment, a man who is as free as the wind, but now I have to be forced to this point by eating one bite, it's all, I want to eat..."

After sighing, he sat on the ground next to Liu Ming, and Liu Ming quickly reminded him.

"Boss, you have to kneel when you beg for food, and no one pays you when you sit."

"Do I have to kneel too?"

"Boss, just let it go. If you really don't want to kneel, you can go to the side and rest. I'll kneel for you. Anyway, I'm used to it."

(End of this chapter)