Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 790 You Are in Prison

Seeing this situation, the onlookers immediately lost interest and left one after another. At this time, Liu Ming gathered around, just about to say a few words of comfort, when a fortune-teller old man in a long robe and coat and sunglasses leaned over with a smile ask.

"Hey, brother, it's just your first day here? No one took you?"

Jin Tiehammer didn't say a word, and wiped the saliva off his face sadly. The man wasn't angry, but he was even more proud when he lit a cigarette, and laughed softly.

"Hehe, isn't our job delicious? You, you are too stupid, listen to my brother's persuasion, let's change careers..."

Jin Tiehammer remained silent, but Liu Ming smiled sarcastically and asked the other party in a low voice.

"Uncle, we were originally beggars here and wanted to make a living. You are an expert, so just give us some pointers. Don't worry, we will never compete with you for business."

The man looked at Liu Ming carefully, and smiled.

"Hehe, robbing business? I'm not afraid of robbing business. There are more than 100 fortune-tellers in North Park, and there are not many of your family. Well, I think we are destined, so I will give you four words!"

"Speak and learn to sing?"

"Fart, that's cross talk, our fortune-telling words are touch, listen, set, and scare!"

Jin Tiehammer curled his lips slightly, as if he didn't take it seriously, but Liu Ming listened seriously. Seeing this man showing off, he felt nothing on his body. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the vegetable basket on the ground that the old lady forgot to take, and took out a stick from it. Pass up the cucumber.

"Uncle, please tell me quickly, what do you mean by touching, listening, tricking, and scaring?"

This person was not polite, he picked up the cucumber and rubbed it happily, took a bite, and explained to him by the way.

"The so-called touch refers to the situation. If you want to hang out in this area, at least you have to go to the nearby communities, streets, and shops. It is best to go to the squares and chess and card rooms of each community. In this case, the fortune teller From time to time, you are likely to meet 'acquaintances', and their situation, how many times you are in the chess room or square, will be known through other people."

"Then listen?"

"The so-called "listening" means to try every means to make the person who seeks the calculation speak first and speak more, and then prescribe the right medicine after clarifying his mind. The snake is attached to the stick. As for scaring, that is the last link, scaring her and asking her to give money."

Liu Ming nodded half-understood, the man took a bite of the cucumber, smiled and spoke again.

"Actually, it's easy to get involved in fortune-telling. Remember one sentence, talk to people when you see people, and talk to ghosts. You have to have a high EQ, you can talk, and you have to be able to read words. For example, Aunt He just now. She is famous nearby. He loves to be cheap, to save face, to listen to good words, and to be vain.

If it's me doing the calculations, don't worry about anything, just pick the good ones, praise her for half an hour, she will definitely throw you 100 yuan generously, and even spread the word all over the world that you are accurate!If you are lucky, she will pull other old ladies to tell your fortune the next day!What a pity, this fat sheep..."

Jin Tiehammer snorted and said unconvinced.

"I'm just seeking truth from facts, her son is indeed in prison!"

"Prison fart. His son is the big boss of Huayuan Financial Company. He lives in a villa and drives a luxury car. How could he be imprisoned? Brother, I know you want to scare her, but don't say that. Today's loss is a big deal." Girl, if it's a man, I'll beat you to death... you you you... what do you think I'm doing? Crazy!"

Seeing Jin Tiehammer staring at him blankly, the man thought he was insane, so he shivered in fright and swallowed the words that followed.

The golden hammer said leisurely.

"I see that you are surrounded by black energy, and your bad luck will not disperse. I am afraid... you will also be imprisoned..."

"What a psycho!!!"

The man was half-dead by Jin Tiehammer's words, so he turned his head and simply ignored him, but half a minute later, he heard someone yelling at the end of the park.

"The police are coming!!!"

"Run!!!!"

"Catch someone!!!"

……

Then Jin Tiehammer saw the little old man next to him groan, and wanted to get up and run, but he got up too much, the recliner turned over, and he fell to the ground.

When he and Liu Ming were hesitating whether to help, they saw more than a dozen policemen surrounding them!
"Don't move, put your head in your hands and squat on the ground!"

……

In the police station, a large group of so-called fortune tellers and experts gathered together in a gloomy manner at the moment, each crouching against the wall in a row with their heads lowered and dejected, taking turns to take notes.

The little old man scolded the golden hammer in frustration.

"Your second uncle is really a crow's mouth, but you are so good at counting, why didn't you count that you will also be imprisoned?"

"Doctors don't heal themselves, and those who do calculations don't do calculations by themselves. You don't understand this?"

The little old man was choked to death, rolled his eyes and was about to argue with him, when he turned his head, his eyes widened.

He saw that Aunt He, who had been telling fortunes in front of Jin Tiehammer, now appeared in the Public Security Bureau, with a sad face, as if she was eagerly talking to the police in the distance.

He stroked a bunch of beard, looked at the golden hammer in surprise, and asked in a low voice.

"Hey, you can't be sure, right? Why did Aunt He come to the Public Security Bureau?"

……

In the end, this group of fortune tellers were criticized and educated, and some experts and fortune tellers who entered the palace were fined 1000 yuan.

After leaving the gate of the Public Security Bureau, Jin Tiehammer shook his head and sighed, even more dissatisfied with this world.

The two of them had no income for a day. Luckily, Liu Ming was very excited. When he was arrested, he hid Aunt He's vegetable basket in the holly bushes in the park.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the two ate tomatoes and baked potatoes, and finally went back to sleep under the overpass.

I just weighed the pros and cons the next day, and Jin Tiehammer said that I don't have money to punish me, so I don't care if I get caught, I'm afraid of a ball.

As usual, I took the cardboard I picked up and went to North Park to set up a stall. I didn't expect that the group of fortune tellers who were arrested on the first day were all squatting in their original positions.

"Hey, master, are you here? Come on, haven't you eaten yet? Here, warm meat buns!"

Yesterday's little old man, after seeing the magic of the golden hammer, had been waiting for him for a long time. When he saw him coming, he quickly took out the prepared 'love breakfast' and handed it over.

According to Jin Tiehammer's original temperament, he would not eat the food that came from him at all, but he was hungry, so he could only accept the meat buns, four buns, and two with Liu Ming.

After eating, the little old man handed them two bottles of mineral water, and after they had a sip, he politely leaned over and asked.

"Brother, steady, you are too steady! I went back yesterday to inquire, and this Aunt He's son was really arrested. It seems to be suspected of illegal fundraising. I guess, Aunt He has to find you today..."

Just as she was talking, sure enough, Aunt He came over staggeringly. Seeing the golden hammer, she was already crying before she could speak.

"Master... woo woo... I, I, I... I beg you, please save my son... Please show me the way..."

"cough……"

The little old man winked at Jin Tie Hammer and signaled him to ask for money. After all, this was a rare opportunity. He believed that as long as Jin Tie Hammer asked, no matter it was [-] million, Aunt He would definitely give it for her son.

(End of this chapter)