Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 176 The Madam Has Already Died

'Ding~bang~la la...'

After running halfway, suddenly at the fork in the main road, there was a burst of eloquent, lively and loud celebration suona sound, followed by a group of guards who looked like officers and soldiers, the head of which was tied with big red flowers. Driving a eight-treasure limousine, all the soldiers looked happy and relaxed.

welcome?Gu Erbai stopped curiously, and stepped aside to get out of the way.

I started to look carefully, no, how can there be an official to greet the relatives?Could it be that the county lord's son got married?
On the side of the road, Auntie A opened her mouth in the same style as Gu Erbai's in surprise, "Oh, where is this going? It's terrible. The county master's sedan chair came to welcome us in person. Who is our Jiacheng high school?"

Aunt B next to her shook her head suspiciously, "No way, the exam is only a few days away, so the rankings probably haven't come out yet."

"Huh? You have forgotten that when we were the number one talented scholar in Jiacheng, we were favored by the emperor in the first test, and he nodded his head as the number one scholar. However, the talented Zheng was so arrogant that he refused to become an official in the court. But this year, he revealed it by himself. His Majesty must be very appreciative of his ability to take part in the scientific examination so swiftly, so he specially sent someone to congratulate him in advance."

Uncle C, a passer-by, has revealed the truth.

"Zheng Yi? Really won the number one prize?"

Gu Erbai raised his eyebrows and muttered to himself, the corners of his eyes and eyebrows couldn't restrain his surprise.

I actually know a champion!
Isn't that equivalent to the existence of a genius?God!

I didn't expect that there would be a character beside me.

"little Master……"

Thinking of the last time I blessed him by the lake, I immediately felt that I was the god of luck, right? !

"little Master……"

Also, the last time I was in Siyuan, I felt that this person was not ordinary, as expected, he had a discerning eye to recognize talents.

"little Master!"

Linglongmu frowned.

"You've almost got it! Is the nymphomaniac the wrong person? The owner of the game is still the emperor's elder brother, why have I never seen you worship so much before!"

"Pfft~ The emperor's elder brother?"

Gu Erbai came back to his senses, and laughed out loud when he heard the words, clutching his stomach and turning back and forth for a moment.

"Wood, this must be the best joke I've heard this year."

"...You don't believe me?" Linglong's face darkened.

Gu Erbai twitched with a smile, and waved his hands at it, "Don't...don't talk about it, unless you want to laugh me to death, so that I can die by the side of the road."

"If you don't believe it, don't believe it. You will find out by asking the owner when the time comes, but you can't fantasize about other men now. Just now, Mu Mu taught you to be a woman, and it was thrown out of the sky so soon!"

Gu Erbai pouted at it dissatisfied.

"Why don't I obey women's morals anymore, unmarried men and women are unmarried, what's the matter with worshiping someone's new champion?"

"..."

Linglongmu felt that this woman was too indifferent, and the host was too gentle.

Gu Erbai glanced at it contemptuously, turned his face, and flatteringly pulled the officers and soldiers in blue square hats beating gongs and drums, his voice was soft and thin, "Brother Bing, is this good news for the Zheng family to deliver high school? "

The officer and soldier turned his face, seeing the little girl smiling like a flower, her appearance was striking, her breathing was stagnant, and she nodded her head embarrassingly.

Gu Erbai pursed his lips and smiled, feeling a sense of relief that my family had a child who had just grown up.

Linglongmu saw that her face was full of spring, and her face was full of contempt, where is the owner?Where is the owner of the field, it is going to tell the owner that there are red apricots in the family who are going to get out of the wall, come quickly and cut the branches, cut the leaves and uproot the roots!

"Well, thank you brother~"

After listening, Gu Erbai threw a sweet smile at him, turned around, and swayed towards the Qingshi River.

Behind them, a group of officers and soldiers who were presenting the wedding all raised their heads, scrambling to look at Gu Erbai's back, eyes full of yearning and envy, "It's so beautiful, there are three great joys in life, meeting an old friend in a foreign country, getting a title on the gold list, and the bridal chamber." Festive night. I didn't expect that Zheng Caizi would be the only one, so he is really proud of his career and love."

……

"Little master, I saw you just grabbed another man's clothes and smiled at him, you will regret it."

Beside her, Linglongmu sneered at her solemnly.

Gu Erbai looked at it provocatively, "Oh? Why would I regret it?"

Linglong Mu's face became more and more official, "Mu Mu probably forgot to tell you that this Jiacheng's gossip spreads very fast, and the owner's tutor is very strict, so you can just keep it up."

"Bah!" Gu Erbai glanced at it disdainfully, he didn't take his words to heart at all, walked briskly on his feet, and before he knew it, he reached the bank of the Qingshi River.

The meandering Qingshi River runs through the entire Jiacheng.

In the middle of the river, the water is full of blue waves, the blue stones are jagged, and the bottom is clear. On the side of the bank with lush grass, there is a large boulder open space, which is full of colorful young girls.

The girls all wore hairpins, powder and daisies on their faces, and beautiful skirts. They showed their charm with their gestures and gestures, and their reserved and swaying laughter was like a butterfly, bewitching people's hearts.

Gu Erbai stared blankly at the scenery at the boulder, then lowered his head to look at his shoddy forgiving expression, and immediately felt that he had gone to the wrong place.

No... No, isn't this a place to wash clothes?Looking in front of them, there is also a basin of clothes waiting to be washed, but why, she feels like she has walked into a talent show?

"Hey……"

Linglongmu floated over, glanced down at the little girls on the bank of the river, and shook her head secretly, "Master, you are really a little yellow flower that has never experienced wind and rain, you really think of these very old girls who are here to wash clothes ?”

"..."

Is it possible to take a shower?
"It's time to take a shower."

Linglongmu raised her chin there.

Gu Erbai was shocked. When he looked over there again, there were already a few young and strong boys standing on the bridge, shaking their heads and stretching their legs in a stance, talking loudly to each other, and from time to time they looked at the little girl at the bottom of the bank. Let's take a look.

At the bottom of the bank, there was a burst of shy and playful laughter from the girls.

It seems that they have been waiting for each other for a long time.

Then... Gradually, the young men on the bridge began to take off their clothes in public!

On a body with healthy wheat-colored skin, the muscle lines are neatly arranged, and there is faintly sexy sweat sliding down, making it extremely attractive.

Wow!Brilliant!

Gu Erbai swallowed his saliva, and unconsciously hid behind a big grass in a wretched posture, his eyes stared like copper bells, and he covered his nose with one hand, for fear of nosebleeds.

Linglongmu looked at her who was in a particularly obscene posture, the corners of her mouth trembled.

"Little master, if you want to see it, just go down and watch it openly. You are still peeping here, is it fake? Anyway, I won't stop you now, you have already pulled the sleeve of other men, the owner is sure I won’t spare you lightly, so you might as well go down and have a thorough look, that way, it won’t be too bad if it gets repaired in the end.”

"..." Gu Erbai stared at it ferociously, "How can you go down and look at it openly, girls, don't you want to be reserved!"

Linglongmu, "..."

……

At the bottom of the bank, as the boys took off their shirts, the girls below screamed.

Pink girl, "Wow~ Brother Qiangzi has transformed into a four-pack abs!"

Gu Erbai: It's only four yuan, so excited, he remembers that a certain wolf is six yuan?Eight dollars?Hmm... not only looks good, but also feels good to the touch.

Red girl, "Wow~ Lian Ge is also good, look at those long legs, so tempting~"

Gu Erbai: Girl, are you serious?That is called long?She must have never seen a man with a height of 1.9 meters. She has, hehe, and even hugged him.

Miss Zi, "Brother Tie Zhu's ratio is good~"

Gu Erbai: It's okay, so-so, the golden ratio is not like this, the specific data must refer to Gu Actor, he does have the strength and appearance to be an actor.

Miss Huang, "Brother Goudan looks a lot thinner."

Gu Erbai: What's wrong with being thin...huh?Dog... Brother Goudan!

Hearing this, Gu Erbai suddenly straightened his wretched figure, and looked carefully.

Misty Grass... is really Goudan!
I thought Brother Goudan was a gentleman, but I didn't expect that his wife was having a hard pregnancy in October at home, but he came to a strip show to hook up with girls? !
If she doesn't teach him a lesson today, she will be sorry for the marinated eggs that Sister Huixiang gave her every day!

On the bridge, one by one, the men jumped into the water smoothly like carps one after another, causing a large splash of water, which aroused the excitement of the little girls.

When it was Goudan's turn, he shook his head displeased.

I didn't want to come out to play with this group of bachelors, but the brothers pulled me, and it was really hard to refuse, so I had to bite the bullet and come, if Huixiang knew...

Thinking about it, he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure in the distance from the corner of his eye, and was taken aback for a moment, then his scalp went numb with fright, "Erbai... Sister Erbai, why is she here?"

An ominous premonition suddenly rose in his heart, Goudan hurriedly picked up the faded clothes, and quickly put them on his body.

"Humph……"

Gu Erbai sneered at him, walked down the river calmly, joined the ranks of the little girls, raised his head and smiled at him, "Brother Goudan, didn't you come to play, jump!"

There was a mocking booing sound, and the little girl below made one sound after another, one after another.

"Jump! Jump! Goudan..."

"Yeah, why don't you jump!"

Goudan stood on the bridge, his face flushed red in a moment of urgency, "Erbai, come up quickly, brother has something to tell you."

Gu Erbai raised his head and sent him a particularly hypocritical smile, "Even if you have candy for me, I will go to Sister Huixiang to expose you."

Goudan's face changed drastically.

"Yo~ Chang Gong, you are still afraid of your wife!"

"That's right, Brother Goudan, you agreed to come and play with us, why are you twitching like a big girl, and you can't get down!"

Goudan looked at Gu Erbai speechlessly, and scratched his head anxiously.

What can I do about this, my daughter-in-law gets angry, it will turn the world upside down, why is she so recited today, she just came across this stubborn stubble once!

It's not like he hasn't seen this Erbai girl before.

After thinking about it, he hurried to the bottom of the river.

In the water, a group of young boys noticed carefully that the new girl on the shore looked so charming.

"Brother Goudan, where did this girl come from? Why haven't I seen it before?"

Qiangzi protruded his shoulders, wiped the water from his face, showed a pair of interested eyes, and looked straight at Gu Erbai.

Tie Zhu swam around in the water, came back and said softly, "Speaking out will scare you to death!"

Brother Lian jokingly followed, "Say it, tell me, it will scare me to death!"

Hearing this, Goudan frowned and scolded them seriously, "Don't make a fuss, this is not something you can covet!"

"Don't talk nicely, I'm going back to tell Sister Huixiang now."

When Gu Erbai saw him approaching, he sneered and pretended to leave.

Now she especially hates this kind of behavior of scumbags who always abandon and flirt with each other.

"Don't... I was really forced, Erbai girl, just let brother off this time, okay?"

Seeing her resolute look, Goudan really couldn't bear to hurt her so softly that she was innocent and pitiful.

But Gu Erbai was willing, "If there is one, there will be two, no way!"

"Sister Erbai?" Qiangzi murmured, looking at her amusedly, "Sister, don't be so serious, my brothers will show you a prodigal son on the water, you are happy watching, so let Goudan go, okay?"

"Do you know this trick? Let me do it!" After saying that, Brother Lian plunged into the water, rushed out after a while, spit on his back, fisted his hands, and beat like a gorilla chest.

The little girls giggled at his funny appearance, and Gu Erbai couldn't help being amused too.

"sinking!"

At this time, an extremely low, thick and cold voice came from the shore. It was so loud that it could be heard like thunder in this hot summer day, and it was so terrifying that people shuddered.

The bustling Qingshihezhou was instantly silent.

On the bridge, behind the man exuding a sinister aura, the officer in green clothes closed his eyes and mourned in silence. It's over, madam, what you did this time is really admirable. Now even the king of heaven and I can't save you.

　Tap four times on the chest, Amen, bless me Erbai can come back healthy, at least keep one hand...

　　Host: Look at the chapter title, how did she die.

　　Brother Nine: To die?
　　Gou Lian: Hehe, don't pretend to be upstairs, it's obviously...

　　Komiya: Do you want to die?I have already thought of it.

　　Linglongmu: My idol is mighty, so I want to use this kind of torture!Whip... caning...

　　Jiugonglian: A whip thicker than a wrist?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)