Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 321 Mania caused by a piece of pastry

Just now when he came over, seeing the host's expression and the evil spirit around him, he was so shocked that he didn't even dare to approach.

The old lady kept watching Gu Erbai's back until she disappeared, and then slowly sat down.

Like a deflated rubber ball, the handkerchief in my hand is already half wet.

Butler Liu followed her gaze, and saw that there were only a few crumbs left on the plate of jadeite bags on the round table, his face was shocked, "Master...have you eaten pastries?"

"I can't think of it either."

The old lady stretched out her hand to pour a cup of tea, her expression didn't seem to change much, but the hand holding the tea was trembling slightly.

Butler Liu fell into a horrified silence.

After a long time, the old lady's trembling voice came, "Liu Yan, I'm a little scared."

Butler Liu didn't know what to reply, he just picked up the empty plate, his face was dazed, as if he was thinking about something.

"You said that my good daughter-in-law will find out one day, will she leave him?"

"Ma'am... probably not."

"But yesterday was an example. After all, my good daughter-in-law is just a child who hasn't grown up. How much can she bear?"

Steward Liu shook his head, "At least, the owner has eaten, and it's just the way it is now, much better than before."

At the end, he added, "If Madam leaves, the owner of the venue is really doomed."

Madam Gu raised the handkerchief in her hand to wipe her tears, "Liu Yan, go and find Wan Rui."

"Old lady, the host has ordered that you and Wan Jia are not allowed to..."

"Go!"

The cane rang three times, and Steward Liu left the Liyuan with a sullen face.

……

When Gu Erbai chased outside, the man had already boarded the carriage. She was just about to lift up her robe and jump on it, but a young servant stopped her with her hand, "Ma'am, forgive me for taking the liberty. Take a carriage."

"Ah? Why?"

Gu Erbai was stunned, full of reluctance.

What happened to Uncle Qing?Ever since I ate that hundred money bag, my whole body has become abnormal.

The guard shook his head, "This... the subordinates don't know about it either, they just conveyed it on their behalf."

"Ah~"

The little woman's disappointed voice came into the carriage.

In the sedan chair, the man raised his painfully clear face, big beads of sweat rolled down, forcing him to speed up the movements of his hands over and over again, and what overflowed from his panting thin lips was Xiaobai Er Character.

The pain was so painful that it was about to explode. Sometimes it swarmed to one place, and sometimes it spread to all limbs, burning like a fire, and falling like hailstones.

After Gu Erbai's aggrieved voice came in, the fire burned his nerves even more, and burned his whole body to the point of exhaustion.

The blue veins on his forehead were convulsing, and his slender knuckles were trembling. He seemed to have reached the peak of comfort, and he couldn't get down for a long time, and he seemed to have fallen into an ice cave, fighting alone.

Gu Erbai doesn't know...

If she had walked one step later, she might have been caught and endured the bruises caused by the violent wind and rain. Whether she survived or not is yet to be determined.

Then... Depressed, Gu Erbai did something that harmed others and benefited himself.

She walked around the royal couple's carriage resentfully, stepping heavily on purpose to show her restlessness, so that the people in the sedan chair heard it, and opened the sedan curtain in a little confusion.

Lin Yan poked her head out and looked at her ambiguously, "Sister Xiaobai, why don't you rush into your uncle's arms? What are you doing here?"

Gu Erbai stepped forward, complaining in a low voice, "I don't know, he seems to be angry, and won't let me touch him at all, and won't let me get into his carriage."

"Ah? It's unlikely..."

Lin Yan rolled her eyes in surprise.

I was so angry when I saw that just now, I was so horny that I was about to explode.

"Did you read it wrong?"

Gu Erbai shook his head in distress, "No, I was chased here by the boy, didn't I?"

Lin Yan took a deep breath, and at this time she still sensibly refused. It seems that the reputation of being cold and abstinent is not for nothing, but why did she refuse?
Lin Yan thought, and looked at the emperor beside her with some inexplicable.

Chu Weiyu silently tied back the jade belt that was untied just now, "I'm afraid I'll hurt her."

"……Um!"

Lin Yan deeply believed that, after all, not everyone is as perverted as the emperor, but...seeing that the emperor gradually restrained his movements, Lin Yan couldn't help but taunt, "Oh~ you are so kind today?"

Chu Weiyu squeezed a cup of tea slightly and poured the fire.

"just wait."

Sure enough, Gu Erbai immediately shook her sleeves outside the sedan chair, "Empress Empress, please ride in the same carriage as me, I will suffocate if I can't figure it out."

Lin Yan rolled her eyes and looked at a certain emperor with even more admiration, "You are becoming more and more powerful now."

"Okay, here it is..."

Before a certain empress finished speaking, she was pulled into the arms of the emperor, and ruthlessly bit her red lips.

When Lin Yan was put down, her legs were weak and she was unconscious.

Gu Erbai smiled secretly, not realizing that he was the one who caused the trouble, and helped her into the carriage behind.

Unexpectedly, the emperor looks as gentle as jade, and the demand in that aspect is also very fierce.

Lin Yan staggered when she got into the carriage, Gu Erbai was so frightened that she pulled her repeatedly, a certain lady gritted her teeth and finally regained her sanity.

Gu Erbai stretched out five fingers, swayed slightly in front of her, and was hit by Lin Yan, she couldn't wait to ask, "Your Majesty, how many years have you been with the Emperor?"

Lin Yan supported her head, frowned and thought for a while, "About... a year?"

"Huh? Only one year."

After hearing this, Gu Erbai sat aside in frustration.

Lin Yan glanced at her amusedly, "What's the matter? Does it look so much like an old couple?"

"Ah."

Gu Erbai nodded sincerely.

"Tch, let me tell you, he's just pretending. He's always pretending to be magnanimous and unconcerned in front of outsiders. In fact, in private..."

You're not a human being, who can remember all the mistakes you made in front of others during the day, and then "settle the accounts" at night until dawn.

Thinking of this, Lin Yan couldn't help itching her teeth with hatred.

Gu Erbai looked at her rich facial expressions, which seemed to cover a lot of unspeakable bitterness, "Your Majesty, you seem to know the emperor very well for a year? Then do you know men?"

Lin Yan sneered, stretched out her five claws, and gradually retracted them fiercely, "Hmph, thanks to him, I know all the bad roots of men like the back of my hand."

Gu Erbai looked at her, swallowed in surprise,

To be able to describe such a bright gentleman like the moon and the wind like this, it seems that the empress has really experienced something... It is sour to be unspoken.

"Then let me ask you, why was Uncle Qing angry just now?"

Lin Yan stared at her with wide eyes, "...you still ask me? Can't you see it?"

"I……"

Gu Erbai opened his mouth to speak, but the face of that obedient little white rabbit completely showed confusion.

Lin Yan stretched out her hand and touched her head knowingly, "I don't blame you, a man like the owner is really hard to understand, but I will teach you a coup, if he gets angry in the future, you will think to yourself, it must be your fault gone."

"..." Madam, you are probably Uncle Qing's fan.

"But it seems that I didn't do anything wrong just now?"

She couldn't think of what she did wrong just now.

Usually there are three reasons why Uncle Qing is angry: jealousy.I'm jealous again.Still jealous.

But I had both eyeballs on him just now, so what's the point of looking at other men, could it be that I'm jealous of myself?
"Just now... It seems that before you came, the old lady said that the owner of the field should not touch the pastries, as they would get sick if they touched them."

When Gu Erbai heard this, his nerves suddenly became tense, "Sick? What kind of illness? Stomach trouble or asthma?"

"Can't you wish him well?"

"..." I was too nervous.

"Mania."

"Huh?" Touching the pastry is manic, and there is such an operation?
"Then why did he eat just now?"

Lin Yan glanced at her leisurely, full of resentment, "That's enough, you're still showing off, the host eats that piece of pastry that you pushed for a long time, for whom?"

"..."

Gu Erbai was speechless immediately, no, when did Uncle Qing change to such a hypocritical route?

If she knew that he was going to get sick, she could still eat him no matter how dark he was.

"Didn't the old lady say the reason?"

"I said it in a vague way. I said that when I was young, I saw something unclean when I was eating cakes, which left a shadow. Later, I got sick when I ate it. The emperor forced me to ask..."

"Unclean things?"

What else is Uncle Qing afraid of?There are monsters among his friends.

Lin Yan interrupted her wild thoughts, and asked gossip, "Speaking of this... Sister Xiaobai, I'm curious, how did you conquer this iceberg, the host? And now it's turned into a complete finger-twisting Rou, especially today, seeing that you don't like to eat it, and risked getting sick, it's too nasty, isn't it?"

(End of this chapter)