Gu Erbai's Pastoral Life

Chapter 409 It's almost done, and I'm addicted to touching

Sirius rose from the east before dawn, and the Nile River began to flood, and some silt overflowed the riverbed with the river water, moistening the surrounding land.

When the tide receded, farmers began to plant seeds on the fertile soil. All agricultural production in Egypt was closely related to the ebb and flow of the Nile.

As a result, the Egyptians regarded Sirius as a god and worshiped it. Even the orientation of the temples they built had to be consistent with the place where Sirius rose.

In the ancient Egyptian calendar, the day when Sirius rose earlier than the sun was specially designated as New Year's Day.

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The man sealed his lips with a kiss, "Wouldn't you have no energy to find someone else if you empty out your husband?"

Yue Baishi, "..." This is a good way.

So, a certain Bai didn't know whether it was the brain that was kissed was hypoxic, the ghost was fascinated, or he was deceived by the beauty of a cunning fairy, and he deeply felt that the method of "emptying the essence of a man so that he cannot hook up with little hooves" is very useful of.

Then, she rolled up her sleeves, regained her true self, stood on tiptoe, wrapped her hands around the man and gnawed furiously.

Shangxian Fengqing didn't expect the little goblin to be so easy to deceive, and if she succeeds in her treacherous tricks, she couldn't wait for it. Pressing the big palm on the back of the little woman's head, the strength only increased, and she wished to pinch her into the bones.

"My husband really prefers the way Madam releases her true nature."

When the ambiguity arose, the man let out a sandy sigh of enjoyment in his voice.

Yue Baishi raised his eyebrows, and a subtle to extreme movement was enough to captivate the soul, "Is it more beautiful and lovely?"

"No, the vigor won the heart of a husband."

Yue Baishi sneered, and turned around to meet his strong offensive, "Be careful that you are so fierce that your waist is flashed."

"I can't ask for it."

When the two people's love is strong, the sky is dark and the sky is dark, they don't distinguish between each other, they forget themselves completely, and there is no consciousness that they are still in broad daylight.

Behind him, a group of pure Tianhe stones desperately covered their noses, for fear that nosebleeds would spurt out and stain Tianhe red.

It's so explosive, I didn't expect that the legendary Fengqing Shangxian, who is pure and ascetic, would have sex like this... Hungry and thirsty, as expected, every abstinent man is not to be messed with.

However, just as the young couple were kissing like glue, the fruit from the big toon tree fell down without seeing it, and hit Yuebaishi's head right in the middle.

All the stones looked suspiciously, holding their breath one after another, "..." What should I do, should I remind Shangxian, will it be crushed by a punch.

Yuebaishi was concentrating on kissing, when he was hit on the head suddenly, his jaw hurt, and when the two rows of teeth were closed, he broke the man's lower lip unexpectedly.

Shangxian Fengqing let out a muffled snort, and when the smell of blood smeared on his lips and tongue, there was a smile in his voice, and the voice of ridicule overflowed hoarsely, "Madam, are you going to eat your husband?"

"..."

Yue Baishi bit his lip in shame, pushed him away slightly, reached out to grab the toon fruit that fell straight on his head, looked up at Grandma Shu, aggrieved, "Grandma, this is..."

Halfway through the speech, she suddenly seemed to catch a glimpse of something. Suddenly, there was a shiver behind her back, her pupils trembled, and she subconsciously pushed the man eight feet away.

Shame, shame, shame!

Shangxian Fengqing's mouth still had a little bit of dark red blood, no matter how I looked at it, I couldn't tell what to say, let alone a push of 300 taels of silver here.

Under the big toon tree, nine feet away, there were three immortal monarchs standing neatly in a row, all of them in rich clothes and feathers, riding phoenixes and cranes, with immortal demeanor, even their movements and expressions were surprisingly consistent—— stunned.

Of course, Immortal Ziwei is quite normal, after all, it is not the first time seeing Feng Qing doing such a beastly thing.

Yuebaishi covered her face in shame and anger, and looked out from between her fingers.

There is a row of immortals, counting from right to left, the first one is Yuehe Xianweng.

Yuehe Xianweng, known as Yuelao in the mortal world, is responsible for attracting secular marriages. The red rope and hemp thread of love between men and women in the mortal world are constantly arguing and chaotic. One of the immortals loved by mortals.

Of course... the premise is that he is not old and dim-sighted, taking a Shaohua woman to an 80-year-old man, treating three people as two people, married people as unmarried, and so on.

The old man loves money. In order to get more money for sesame oil every year, he spends all day working hard under the twigs to untie and tie the red thread. Enshrining, so there is such a saying in the world.

No, even when they came to participate in the flat peach banquet, they did not forget to make tricks with the three-foot red thread in their hands.

As for the baby, it was a child with white hair and white beard, no one could tell the age, even the gender... need to be carefully identified, but only the gods and gods have no age, and there are depths of Taoism, no one has been looking into it since then .

Taking a step sideways, the one in the middle is holding the file in his hand, and the high god who looks like he has a thorough understanding of the truth and a serious face, is Immortal Si Ming.

Siming Xianjun, also known as Zhiming Zhangren, is often honored as "Wenchang Xianjun" in the mortal world. He governs the life of the birth year and the slip of life. Simply put, it is in charge of the fate of the three worlds and six realms. Familiar with the affairs of all living beings.

Naturally, except for... typos, wrong words, confusion of duplicate names, misreading and other little-known mistakes, Si Mingxian is really a sweet potato in the Three Realms.

Donghai's Dinghaishenzhen was stolen, Ximan's demon king's daughter was hugged wrongly, Baitu's garlic sprout was pecked by an unknown chick...everyone wanted to look through the file in his hand to see what kind of nonsense he wrote.

But it can be said that the secret cannot be revealed, and the fate book cannot be changed.

As the god who is in charge of the heavenly scriptures, he naturally has to maintain the order of the Three Realms, and the heavenly scriptures cannot be read at will. Therefore, Xianjun Wenchang is good at hiding his funny nature, showing others his selfless and unkind face.

In the end, Yue Baishi narrowed his eyes and carefully looked at the most eye-catching person among the three of them. When he was about to read his gossip from his mind, only a familiar picture flashed in front of him:

The resplendent and spacious hall, the black and white chess pieces with clear positions, the incomparable imperial temperament, the dignified and dignified majestic...a handsome little brother!

Isn't this the friend Sirius showed me that night!
Yue Baishi looked at it, put down his hands, and couldn't help but his eyes lit up, and his eyes gradually became hotter. This little brother is dressed more today than he was in the illusion that day...

"Ow~"

No, she hadn't had time to take a step closer to pay close attention to Xianjun Ziwei's sky, when she was lifted up from behind.

The man picked up a certain white skirt with one arm, and when he saw her squinting eyes, his eyebrows twitched, and the gloomy eyes seemed to be able to goug out a piece of human flesh, "It seems that Madam forgot again." For my husband's instruction."

Being suspended in mid-air, baring his teeth and kicking on the short-legged Yuebaishi, he beat his arm with rascally hands, but the man's words flashed belatedly in his mind, "Look at your eyeballs again!" dig it down! '

He, he dares!Cheapskate, drink cold water, beautiful things are for everyone to share, and he secretly met Xiangnv behind his back!

"Do you want me to give you a long memory now?"

Seeing the unconvinced rebellious light in her eyes, the man's eyes dimmed, and he couldn't help but feel annoyed, so he pressed her against the Tianhe stone wall with his backhand.

"Well... beasts, there are outsiders here!"

Yue Baishi let out a howl, he didn't expect that this animal was not just talking for fun, but it was real in full view of everyone!

Nine feet away, Yuehe Xianweng and Simingxianjun waved their hands together and turned their heads again and again, as if I was just passing by and didn't see anything hot-eyed, it's amazing!

In the future, there is finally a place to laugh at Feng Qing, but he was actually eaten to death by a stone, when did this happen!
The two of them were all indifferent, but Immortal Ziwei straightened the skirt of her chest in a particularly chic way, with a coquettish smile on the corner of her mouth, "Brother Qing, don't be so stingy, your lady likes to watch, let her Take a closer look."

Yuehe Xianweng and Siming Xianjun turned their faces one after another and gave him a thumbs up. If he dared to hate Fengqing, Ziwei was the only one who went to heaven and earth.

Xianjun Ziwei smiled, and turned the jade finger in his hand with extraordinary grace, "Don't worry, he can't hear it."

Yue He Si Ming was dubious, his eyes 'inadvertently' glanced at the stone wall of the Tianhe River, and the old man trembled in shock, as expected, he couldn't hear it.

This Fengqing, I didn't see it, he is the most patient when he usually pretends to be pure-hearted and ascetic.

Now the girl is almost crushed, she is the best actress, the number one actress in Jiuchongtian.

"Is this deity really charming today?"

Immortal Ziwei raised her eyebrows, she was completely fascinated by Brother Qing's women, looking at how Yan'er could escape his cage of beauty.

Yue and Xianweng looked at him carefully, frowning slightly, "I said that you and Fengqing can't give the Queen Mother a little face every year, and every time you make a good peach feast, you make it like a girl's spring festival."

Ziwei chuckled triumphantly, exhaled into Finland, and then her eyes dimmed, "So, how far are you entangled in the red thread between me and Yan'er?"

Yue He waved his hands again and again, "People are all tangled up in red threads, you can't blame me for that, who told you to hold Fairy Baihua the year before last."

Ziwei Xianjun moved his eyes in another direction.

Immortal Siming hurriedly held the file to cover his face, "I'm not afraid to show you, the fate of the two of you, the dragon and the phoenix, is the best in the book today, who asked you to hold the Baihua fairy the year before last."

"..." Immortal Ziwei almost vomited blood from anger, and the misunderstanding of eight hundred lifetimes of jumping into the Yellow River could not be cleared up.

Just as the three of them were arguing about the hot scene, behind them, a delicate, crisp, and melodious female voice came out unexpectedly, "Peach Feast is about to begin, I don't know the three immortals..."

When the wrangling trio heard this, they all stood in front of Tianhe, covering the explosive scene on the stone wall of Tianhe. Their movements were uniform, and they looked at the commander Xiangnv who was stepping on the colorful auspicious clouds with smiles facing the wind.

The visitor holds a jade fan, wears a hairpin tassel on his head, the corners of his mouth seem to be hooked but not hooked into a spring smile, his brows seem to be frowning but not frowning to seduce people's hearts, his eyes are like autumn water, and his skirts are fluttering and surrounded by servant girls.

It is dignified and elegant, exquisite and beautiful, and it stands out from the crowd of fairies.

Commander Xiangnv originally saw the figure of Shangxian Fengqing through the gap between the three immortals, and then her heart moved and she came over to say hello.

But I didn't want to, at this time, I was covered by the three people, my voice seemed to be stuck, and my smile froze, "...I don't know why the three immortals have not entered the palace for a long time. here we go."

Everyone knows that there are four gods in the heaven who can't be messed with and can't be peeped at. The four stand on the top of the nine heavens, detached from the outside world, and overlook all living beings. They seem harmless in peaceful times, but they are actually the chaotic demon kings in the chaotic world. The mainstay in the heavens, the three worlds The existence that cannot be contended with outside.

These four are the invincible Lord Sirius, the Immortal Ziwei who ruled the world, the Yuehe Immortal who is good at emotions, and the Siming Immortal who is in charge of fate.

However, these four still think that others are not weak enough, so they gathered together so as not to die.

In this way, in the eyes of the Emperor of Heaven, it is to keep one side peaceful and protect the people's livelihood. The most powerful force in the Three Realms, in the eyes of the Demon Realm, is to never overcome the obstacle of becoming the boss of the Three Realms. In the eyes of the world, it is to teach you how to live In the eyes of fairies with chest pains, the magic of immortality is the "Four Great Ascetic Beauties in the Heavenly Court".

Among the four, Yue and Xianweng are the ones who are the best at dealing with women.

Hearing the words, Yuehe Xianweng stroked his white beard, and squinted his eyes with a pleasant smile, "Commander Xiangnv please first, I will wait for Fengqing Shangxian to enter the palace together."

After the words fell, Immortal Siming nodded immediately, the two of them were not rude in their words, their faces were not lacking in kindness, and they were very decent.

Only Immortal Ziwei sees nothing. It is never a false rumor that Immortal Ziwei's eyes are higher than the top.

"...I don't know when Fengqing Shangxian will arrive for the banquet?"

Knowing that she couldn't get anything good from the three immortals, Xiangnv couldn't help but ask one more question, after all... Fengqing Shangxian was clearly behind them.

Knowing that she is currently under Nuwa's seat, Yuehe Xianweng kindly explained to her, "Mr. Sirius got up a little late this morning, I'll wait..."

"Aww, Sirius, you're pressing my hair!"

I don't want to, the fairy is holding up his sleeves and talking nonsense in a serious manner, and there is a mournful slapping sound of Yuebaishi behind him.

"..." Mrs. sister-in-law, can you save some face.

Commander Xiangnv's complexion changed very quickly when she heard the sound, but it was also fleeting, as if she understood something, she lowered her eyes and smiled faintly, then drifted away towards Puzhaomen.

"Where is it pressed? Does it hurt? Let me rub it for you."

"Of course it hurts, it hurts to death, don't touch me!"

"Good, don't move."

Shangxian Fengqing broke her body, frowning tightly, fiddled with the three thousand hairs with his long fingers, carefully inspecting the little woman's scalp with his fingertips, there was faint heat flowing in, inch by inch, even the soft tone of reprimand They are all too soft.

The three immortals turned around and sighed.

"Is this still Fengqing?"

"Wannian Ice turned soft around his fingers, and even rubbed his hair. I almost forgot how he killed people without blinking an eye."

"Don't forget, didn't you see that the heart of Commander Xiangnv was invisible just now? If the Commander's ancestors saw the younger generation being bullied by old friends like this, they would be heartbroken."

"It's alright, alright, the Peach Festival is about to start, Feng Qing, you're almost done, and you're addicted to touching it."

(End of this chapter)