Stealing system

Chapter 14 Red Bull in 82, you deserve it (repair)

What, what Red Bull, what are you talking about this month?Fan Xiaojian muttered, ignored the other party, closed the dialog box directly, and then clicked on the next one, which used a pagoda as the profile picture.

"Little Master Tianzun, I am Li Jing from Chengtangguan. Xiaoxian has a request. I implore Tianzun to give me a bottle of Red Bull. When the time comes, I will definitely send my adopted daughter to Tianzun's warming bed."

What's going on with this Li Jing, he's the same as Yuelao's dishonest guy, what's the matter with the Red Bull they are talking about, but this Li Jing is a big deal, he even gave away his adopted daughter as soon as he said it.

Fan Xiaojian closed Li Jing's window in some puzzlement, and then casually clicked on the next one, which was a portrait made of a dog's head. Who is this guy? It couldn't be Yang Jian. He used his pet as the portrait, but when he saw the content Just dumbfounded.

"O omnipotent Tianzun, please listen to the prayer of your most devout servant Roaring Dog, please give me a can of Red Bull, I want to create a nation!"

"Damn it, what's the situation? Why is it Red Bull again?"

Fan Xiaojian swears directly, closes the dialog box, and clicks on the next one, but he finds frantically that those guys all want to ask for it or exchange it for themselves, and the target is Red Bull.

"Who can tell me what's going on with this Red Bull!" Fan Xiaojian broke down a bit, and suddenly had an idea, and clicked on Yuelao's profile picture again.

"Old Yue, let me ask you, what is going on with this Red Bull?" Fan Xiaojian knew that this guy must know.

"Tianzun, you are finally here, Xiao Yueyue has been waiting for your hair to turn white." What is Miaohui, Yuelao's reply speed has refreshed Fan Xiaojian's definition of Miaohui.

"When did your hair turn gray? Don't fix it. Let me ask you, what's going on with this Red Bull?" out of the house.

"Tianzun, you don't even know that everything in Tiangong's sermon has exploded." Yuelao was a little surprised, and then continued: "Tianzun, Xiaoyueyue is a little thirsty, can you give me a bottle of Red Bull first?"

You're still a fairy, you want to benefit without doing anything, so let's go!Fan Xiaojian closed the chat window resolutely, but Yuelao's words woke him up.

Since they were chatting in Tiangong Sermon, there must be chat records, no, asking for help is better than asking for yourself, Fan Xiaojian started something that everyone who looked through the chat records knew, climbing the stairs.

"Damn, are these gods chattering? I've read hundreds of pages, at least thousands of messages. Why is it still about molesting Lei Gong and Dian Mu? How shabby is Lei Gong and Dian Mu? They." Fan Xiaojian nearly vomited blood, complained, shook his sore right hand, and continued to climb the stairs.

After a while, Fan Xiaojian finally saw some changes in the content of the chat, and felt relieved. After turning through dozens of pages, he finally saw what he wanted.

God of Wealth: "Hey, the sun is coming out from the west today, isn't Lei Gong always following behind Dianmu like a wronged little daughter-in-law, why did you two get lost today?" (two surprised expressions)
Lei Gong: "That's it, a man, of course you have to show a masculine prestige. Girls should be virtuous and virtuous, and follow behind men." "Three cool expressions"

Li Jing: "It's a hell of a day. When Lei Gong spoke like that, Mother Dian didn't jump up, but hid behind shyly. It's an anecdote in the world. By the way, Mother Dian, your complexion is not so good today."

Heiwuchang: "Li Tianwang, are you calling me? By the way, your husband and wife have changed a lot. Is there any reason?"

Dianmu: "That's because..."

Lei Gong: "Let's go, men talk, how can you, a woman, intervene (with an angry expression)! Speaking of which, this matter is still related to that little vegetable thief Tianzun."

Fan Xiaojian looked down all the way, and the more he looked, the more frightened he became, not only because he knew more about the secrets of heaven, but also because he knew why those immortals exchanged red bulls with him.

Fan Xiaojian had forgotten it a long time ago, but after being reminded by Lei Gong, he suddenly remembered that he was indeed awakened by a system in the middle of the night last night, and then asked for a reward. It turned out that the reward was taken by Lei Gong, and he sent it It turned out to be a can of 82 Red Bull that I had cherished for a long time and was reluctant to drink.

If this is the same as the reality, it’s fine, it’s not a big deal if it’s just a functional drink, but when this drink goes to the fairy world, it’s a big change. I’m going to say that its function is the same as that of Viagra, and it can strengthen male gods. ability in that area.

If it's just that, it's fine, but here it involves another secret of the heaven.

It turns out that the Heavenly Court has been in the midst of wars against other worlds over the years. As we all know, if there is a war, death is inevitable. Although the Heavenly Court is peaceful now, there are wars happening all the time at the edge of the Heavenly Realm.

Since the Great War, the Immortals have been tired of wars, and the population has dropped sharply. Seeing that the number of people in the Heavenly Court has reached its limit, if it continues to decrease like this, it will definitely shake the foundation of the Heavenly Court. The Jade Emperor has no other choice. Immortals who are able to marry each other must have Yue Lao to match each other, and Yue Lao can have today's status, which has a great relationship with this reason.

In the end, with the efforts of Yuelao (disorderly mandarin ducks), most of the immortals finally got married, but problems also came one after another. You must know that the immortals have lived a life of pure heart and asceticism for tens of millions of years. Some even don't know what love between men and women is, love between fish and water.

Now the Jade Emperor suddenly ordered them to have children. With the Red Bull in his hand, he finally stood up and became a real man for a while, turning himself into the master.

After Lei Gong explained the reason, it was natural that one stone stirred up thousands of waves. The first one to bear the brunt was Yuelao, who was quite old, but there was a beautiful girl who was as beautiful as a flower at home, waiting for...cough cough, What to say, it is because of the will of the Jade Emperor that the most important thing is to add bricks and tiles to the heaven, so that the immortals can reproduce.

It turns out that there is such a thing, Fan Xiaojian has gained knowledge, but he didn't expect the Red Bull to be so easy to use, which is amazing.

It's just that this red bull is not a mortal thing, why it would have such a big effect in the heaven, Fan Xiaojian was a little puzzled, but if he couldn't figure it out, he didn't think about it, anyway, he made it himself, so why waste his brains.

Fan Xiaojian put his doubts behind him, and suddenly realized that he just didn't know whether these things, such as spicy strips, tea eggs, and pulsation, would have such a magical effect in the heaven.

And far away from the 33rd heaven, Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the red bull bottle in his hand, frowned, and murmured: "How can there be the way of heaven?"

Yuanshi Tianzun seemed to realize something, and quickly counted.

Suddenly, the private chat window jumped up again. Fan Xiaojian thought it was Yuelao, and opened it, but he didn't expect it to be blank. When he opened it, he was dumbfounded.

Haotian Jinque is supreme and supreme. Naturally, there is Miluo to the true Jade Emperor God. The Taishang opens the sky to hold the talisman Yuli and contains the real body. One condition to exchange with you, I don't know what the fairy family wants?

(End of this chapter)