Chapter 1 Surprise Fart
Lian Xujun found out that his boyfriend of five years was a scumbag.

Not only did she cheat, but she was also discussing with her mistress about sending herself to another man's bed.

Holding the cake with unlit candles in his hand, Mr. Lian Xu, who was hiding in the closet, felt stupid!

Buying cakes, tangling with candles, and hiding in the cabinet because you think you are full of surprises!From the moment he entered the room with Chen Yixin in his arms and went straight to the point—everything is stupid!

She looked down at the cake with hearts painted on it, and couldn't help laughing at herself.

surprise?

There is a surprise, what a fart!

She stretched out her finger and poked the dazzling heart into a lump.

"Are you really willing to send her to that old man's bed?"

The voices of the little girls are so familiar, the old-fashioned fire, theft, and girlfriends!How could she believe Cao Xuan's words, and feel that in his mind, Chen Yixin was really just "girlfriend's best friend"?

Just thinking of this, I heard Cao Xuan's voice.

"No breasts, no ass, no fun, what is there to be reluctant to do? It's not like you, you know how to be interesting!"

The man's hand didn't know where it passed, and Chen Yixin let out a trembling hum!

She remembered the time when she was with Cao Xuan, when the sun was just right, and the vows made by each other, but now, it has become a disgusting lie!

Lian Xujun gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, and felt that one piece of Xiangxiang could no longer describe his mood, so he poked the cream and started to draw the second piece.

Guessing that the two of them were about to get to the point, Mr. Lian Xu decided to wait for a while, even if catching an adulterer in bed wouldn't do much damage to their faces, at least it would be good to scare one of them into paralysis and the other half of his life.

It happened that there was movement on the phone.

The bored Mr. Lian Xu took out his muted phone and opened the Penguin dialog box.

The netizen "cosmic class beauty girl" is asking.

"Brave girl, did you save the world today?"

Lian Xujun gritted his molars.

"No, maybe I need to save my worldview first."

Cosmic Class Girl: Where are you?
Brave teenage girl goes to save the world: In the closet of her ex-boyfriend's house...

Cosmic Class Girl: What are you doing?
The brave girl is going to save the world: meet a scumbag, get raped, and have nothing to love...

Look at my literary talents, how clearly I explain in a few simple words!

Blind!That damn scumbag!

Cosmic-level beautiful girl: Is there really nothing to love?

Before she could answer, the beautiful girl at cosmic level: Is there really nothing to love?Really loveless?Really loveless?

Mr. Lian Xu is angry!Brave girl to save the world: yes yes yes!Come and kill me!

It just so happened that a babbling sound began to be heard outside, the voice was high-pitched and melodious, and it was breath-taking!No wonder Chen Yixin is tone deaf, it turns out that all her talents are used here!
Mr. Lian Xu closed the dialog box, squinted his eyes, spotted a small orgasm, and kicked hard on the wardrobe door.

With a loud "bang", the two people on the bed were directly pulled out of the Paradise of Elysium, completely unable to recover.

Chen Yixin was thrown to the ground by the excitement of Cao Xuan who was raising his waist. He didn't even have time to complain, when he saw Mr. Lian Xu, who was aggressive with his hands on his hips, holding a mobile phone in one hand and a cake in the other, aiming at Cao Xuan's waist below. The part of the body was slapped down hard!

At the same time, when Mr. Lian Xu couldn't see, in the penguin dialog box——

Cosmic Class Girl: Then I can rest assured!
With a slap, Chen Yixin was so frightened that she even forgot to cover the body of the red beet fruit, she asked hesitantly.

"Honey, are you okay?"

How could it be okay!

A vein popped up on Cao Xuan's forehead: "Mr. Lian Xu! Do you know what you are doing!"

Lian Xujun sneered.

"I know what I'm doing, but do you know what you're doing?"

Cao Xuan glanced at her casually, resisting the unspeakable pain, and looked mockingly at the cake that hit the bed.

"What? Did you prepare a cake for me?"

Lian Xujun continued to laugh.

"Yes, by the way, I made a wish for you."

 What, the book friend group is half destined for cultivating the Tao and half destined for the gentleman group number 12730715~ Maybe there will be activities in the future, and there are some uncut chapters. . .Hmm, I'm a decent person, don't get me wrong!
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