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Chapter 677 Can you tell jokes?
Chapter 677 Can You Tell Jokes
Uncle said calmly: "Put down those two eggs, if you pinch them again, they will break!"
……
Mr. Lian Xu, who was still half-supported and half-carried by the second aunt, didn't recognize him and burst into a laugh, which was out of control, and the second aunt was so headache that she wanted to cover her mouth.
"Little ancestor, you can calm down, you will laugh at the doll any more!"
Not to mention, this method of giving birth is really ingenious!
She really wants to try it!At least it's better than this heart-piercing pain!
Lian Xujun shook his lips and asked, "Second Aunt, I don't want to give birth for a day and a night, do I?"
She, who is not afraid of anything, is really a little scared now.
Regardless of his uncle's obstruction, Ling Xi directly bypassed the second aunt and hugged her horizontally in his arms, as gently as if he was treating a fragile object that would break if touched.
"I will accompany you, as long as you want, life and death, as you want!"
Even if there is no symbiosis contract, he will be with her in heaven and earth!
Mr. Lian Xu knew that his complexion must be very bad at this moment, and his expression was probably very ferocious, but because it was Ling Xi, she had no worries at all, and she couldn't help feeling uneasy as she held her lover's hand tightly. This child——
It shouldn't be an egg, right?It must not be a ball if it is so difficult to produce, right?
Ling Xi, who pointed between her brows in order to empathize with her pain, couldn't laugh or cry.
"Jun'er, our Nuwa clan was born to be..."
His face suddenly changed greatly: "Jun'er! I see the head!"
When you see the head, you see the head!What are you excited about!etc!
"Whose head?"
The second aunt almost knelt down to these two idiots: "Baby's head! Who else could it be! Xi'er, go away! Don't make any trouble!"
Ling Xi stubbornly stood where she was, refusing to leave, her stubborn look was exactly the same as when she was a child, Second Aunt's tone couldn't help softening.
"You don't understand women's affairs, if you don't let me help, you will only suffer more!"
He stepped aside a little bit, thought about it, and simply pushed the bed against the wall away, and stood on one side for himself, while the second aunt stood on the other side.
The second aunt silently took the hot water brought by the fourth aunt, and began to give Mr. Lian Xu... encouragement!
"Come on, one, two, three! Hard!"
Mr. Lianxu wants to cry but has no tears, second aunt, can you do it!For a long time, you are just shouting slogans!Thank you for being so serious about what you just said!
Wait, has Second Aunt ever given birth to a child?I never heard that Ling Xi has brothers and sisters of the same generation!Hello!Is it reliable!
In a daze, a soft force flowed into the body along the hand that the second aunt was holding her, the pain eased slightly, and she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Don't relax! You have to work hard!"
Mr. Lianxu did as he said, and suddenly remembered that when he was chatting with Kenghuo, he had mentioned the topic of having a baby, and Kenghuo told her in a tone of someone who had experienced it: "It's really nothing, it's just a relatively stubborn constipation. , just pull it out!"
Mr. Lian Xu couldn't hold back another burst of laughter.
The second aunt couldn't understand, "Jun'er, your childbirth process is a bit special! I haven't seen it in the book, are you really going to make the child laugh?"
Better than pulling it out, right?Thinking of this, she laughed even harder!
The second aunt was just about to express her feelings, when she suddenly realized that with such a smile, the child really came out again!
"Is it really useful? Then smile more! Can you tell jokes, little girl?"
After delivering the hot water, the fourth aunt stood on guard at the door with a dazed expression:?
The two men were also speechless for a while: "Second Sister/Second Sister, can you do it? It's time to have a baby! You want to hear a joke, let's wait another day?"
The second aunt's head was full of black lines, but fortunately Mr. Lian Xu's weird smile played a role at the right time, and she made herself amused!At least you don't have to tell your baby in the future: It was not easy for your mother to pull you out back then!
Ling Xi, who was paying attention to her mental activities the whole time, turned his head silently and said something——
"Concentrate on pulling!"
……
(End of this chapter)
Uncle said calmly: "Put down those two eggs, if you pinch them again, they will break!"
……
Mr. Lian Xu, who was still half-supported and half-carried by the second aunt, didn't recognize him and burst into a laugh, which was out of control, and the second aunt was so headache that she wanted to cover her mouth.
"Little ancestor, you can calm down, you will laugh at the doll any more!"
Not to mention, this method of giving birth is really ingenious!
She really wants to try it!At least it's better than this heart-piercing pain!
Lian Xujun shook his lips and asked, "Second Aunt, I don't want to give birth for a day and a night, do I?"
She, who is not afraid of anything, is really a little scared now.
Regardless of his uncle's obstruction, Ling Xi directly bypassed the second aunt and hugged her horizontally in his arms, as gently as if he was treating a fragile object that would break if touched.
"I will accompany you, as long as you want, life and death, as you want!"
Even if there is no symbiosis contract, he will be with her in heaven and earth!
Mr. Lian Xu knew that his complexion must be very bad at this moment, and his expression was probably very ferocious, but because it was Ling Xi, she had no worries at all, and she couldn't help feeling uneasy as she held her lover's hand tightly. This child——
It shouldn't be an egg, right?It must not be a ball if it is so difficult to produce, right?
Ling Xi, who pointed between her brows in order to empathize with her pain, couldn't laugh or cry.
"Jun'er, our Nuwa clan was born to be..."
His face suddenly changed greatly: "Jun'er! I see the head!"
When you see the head, you see the head!What are you excited about!etc!
"Whose head?"
The second aunt almost knelt down to these two idiots: "Baby's head! Who else could it be! Xi'er, go away! Don't make any trouble!"
Ling Xi stubbornly stood where she was, refusing to leave, her stubborn look was exactly the same as when she was a child, Second Aunt's tone couldn't help softening.
"You don't understand women's affairs, if you don't let me help, you will only suffer more!"
He stepped aside a little bit, thought about it, and simply pushed the bed against the wall away, and stood on one side for himself, while the second aunt stood on the other side.
The second aunt silently took the hot water brought by the fourth aunt, and began to give Mr. Lian Xu... encouragement!
"Come on, one, two, three! Hard!"
Mr. Lianxu wants to cry but has no tears, second aunt, can you do it!For a long time, you are just shouting slogans!Thank you for being so serious about what you just said!
Wait, has Second Aunt ever given birth to a child?I never heard that Ling Xi has brothers and sisters of the same generation!Hello!Is it reliable!
In a daze, a soft force flowed into the body along the hand that the second aunt was holding her, the pain eased slightly, and she breathed a sigh of relief.
"Don't relax! You have to work hard!"
Mr. Lianxu did as he said, and suddenly remembered that when he was chatting with Kenghuo, he had mentioned the topic of having a baby, and Kenghuo told her in a tone of someone who had experienced it: "It's really nothing, it's just a relatively stubborn constipation. , just pull it out!"
Mr. Lian Xu couldn't hold back another burst of laughter.
The second aunt couldn't understand, "Jun'er, your childbirth process is a bit special! I haven't seen it in the book, are you really going to make the child laugh?"
Better than pulling it out, right?Thinking of this, she laughed even harder!
The second aunt was just about to express her feelings, when she suddenly realized that with such a smile, the child really came out again!
"Is it really useful? Then smile more! Can you tell jokes, little girl?"
After delivering the hot water, the fourth aunt stood on guard at the door with a dazed expression:?
The two men were also speechless for a while: "Second Sister/Second Sister, can you do it? It's time to have a baby! You want to hear a joke, let's wait another day?"
The second aunt's head was full of black lines, but fortunately Mr. Lian Xu's weird smile played a role at the right time, and she made herself amused!At least you don't have to tell your baby in the future: It was not easy for your mother to pull you out back then!
Ling Xi, who was paying attention to her mental activities the whole time, turned his head silently and said something——
"Concentrate on pulling!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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