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Chapter 29 SpongeBob SquarePants' Lethality and Funny Comparison
Chapter 29 SpongeBob SquarePants' Lethality and Funny Comparison
Fang Yu, who was ignited by the anger and went berserk in the small universe, explained in an all-round way what it means to be unreasonable!
"What are you all doing here? Be a door god for me? One looks uglier than the other, and I will have nightmares at night after watching it! You, let's just say you! You don't look very good, you wear glasses and pretend to be deep! You Do you understand how to pretend? The hair is not even grown yet, do you think you can pretend to be an elephant by sticking two green onions in your nose? Without that hardware, no matter how much software you put together, you are just a fart, **be careful not to pretend to be a tiger and be careful to turn into a pig!"
Qin Yi looked at Fang Yu, who was spitting all over his face, with emotion. Fang Xiaoyu, who was fully fired and randomly blasted out the map cannon, hadn't seen Fang Xiaoyu for a long time!Every time I see Fang Xiaoyu like this, my mothers can't help but want to sigh...
Sure enough, the little idiot Fang has the most fun when he is jumping!
The young second lieutenant had a bad luck today!Finally, when the end of the world is coming, I turned around and tasted the wonderful taste of being bossy, and I encountered two stalks today!First, he was belittled by others, but now he is pointed at his nose and scolded!
The young second lieutenant felt that his endurance had reached its limit!
"Arrest everyone! If you dare to resist, kill them all!" At first glance, these guys are from good backgrounds, but these idiots don't understand when they are about to die. Now is the end of the world. After killing them, who can talk to him?
To say that the young second lieutenant is actually pretty badass, the world has suddenly entered the end of the world, the powerful and powerful, especially the pampered second and third generations have long been trembling in the safe area.Those who are still wandering outside are either abandoned or powerless.If it weren't for this, the young second lieutenant wouldn't have challenged Qin Yi and Fang Yu without any scruples.
"You want to kill me? Just because you are such a little second lieutenant? You look like a potato bump. If I looked like you, I would have found a corner to die, so as not to jump out and scare others !" Fang Yu's mouth fluttered, and the words he said were even more vicious, every sentence was ginseng and cock!
The young second lieutenant was so angry that he completely lost his mind, and screamed, "You're looking for death!" At that moment, he directly took out the pistol/gun he was equipped with, aimed at Fang Yu and wanted to shoot!
"Luo Ming, stop!" Before Qin Yi and Zhan Lan could make a move, they heard someone yelling angrily.
The young second lieutenant, apparently he was Luo Ming, was startled when he heard the familiar voice, and his subordinates moved a beat slower!
He will stop, but Fang Xiaoyu will not let it go!
Paralyzed, my young master, who is so handsome and unparalleled in Yushu Linfeng, is in bad luck today!He was almost smashed and fell, his car and house were destroyed, and there was a bastard with no eyesight who dared to point a gun at the young master and want to kill him?
Nima, what's wrong with this world, do you have to look up the almanac when you go out in the future?
What a mess!
As the prince of the Fang family, although Fang Yu is not doing a proper job, he has been trained since he was a child.Under the blow-up, he was full of hostility, relying on Qin Yi and his sister-in-law to watch the scene and sit in charge, he was so courageous that he could break the sky!
At that moment, there was an angry roar, and he charged directly at the blunt second lieutenant!
Of course, as we all know, the prince of the Fang family was afraid of pain since he was a child, and he cried when he returned home after being thrown into the army drill.Therefore, every time there is a fight, the prince of the Fang family likes to touch some weapons.
So, before the poor second lieutenant came back to his senses, he was slapped on the forehead by the Fang family's prince with his mobile phone!
Snapped!
The phone was broken, and the second lieutenant was honorably wounded as soon as he came back to his senses, and his eyes went black for a while!
Fang Yu smashed his phone and felt relieved!Seeing that Second Lieutenant Luo Ming hadn't reacted for a while, he squinted at the person who had just stopped with his nostrils upturned: "Is this person under your command, Brother Xing?"
The visitor was a middle-aged man, with a burly figure, and he walked like a dragon and a tiger.
"Xiaoyu, are you okay?" The man just gave Second Lieutenant Luo Ming a cold look, and he was really sincere when he talked to Fang Yu.
Fang Yu shrugged: "It's not bad, I haven't been ordered by anyone!"
The man called Brother Xing sighed, and greeted Qin Yi again: "Young Master Qin!"
Qin Yi nodded lightly, but did not embarrass him.
Brother Xing breathed a sigh of relief, and knew in his heart that as long as Young Master Qin didn't get angry, the prince of the Fang family wouldn't be able to hold on to him.
"Xiaoyu, Brother Xing will definitely give you a satisfactory answer to this matter, okay?"
Fang Yu twitched his lips: "Brother Xing just take people away. But Brother Xing, if such a person works under his hands, it will be detrimental at that time, but Brother Xing's reputation."
Brother Xing's face was a bit ugly: "I understand! I'm the one who failed the two men today. When I have a chance in the future, my brother will definitely make amends to you!"
Now that we've talked about this, Fang Yu didn't intend to really turn against this guy.The reason why he has the courage to call himself elder brother is because the Xing family has some weight.Furthermore, almost all of them have practiced with Brother Xing, and they have a little affection.
Na Luo Ming came back to his senses, and before he got angry, he heard that although his immediate boss was neither humble nor overbearing, everything in his words pointed out that the other party's identity background was extremely profound.
No matter how arrogant he is, how can he still have the courage to jump around now?
After a while, there were only a few of us left inside and outside the house.
Fang Yu felt relieved after smashing a mobile phone, and then remembered his destroyed car and gate, and was furious again: "Fuck, I almost forgot! Who the hell threw the sofa just now? Ah ? If I hadn't thrown it in time, I would have been crushed into a meatloaf... Damn, no! Who the hell kicked me just now? This handsome and miserable face of my father was almost destroyed!" Jumping and yelling It took Fang Yu a long time to remember what he had ignored just now!
Whoops, let me go, it seems like someone kicked me just now?I was almost disfigured, okay?Who the hell is so short-eyed?
A small head protruded from the smashed door, Meng Cailing stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, and honestly admitted: "I lost the sofa!"
"You, I kicked it!" A lazy voice sounded behind Fang Yu. Wearing a camouflage pattern and wearing military boots, the young man had deep facial features, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised. He looked surprisingly lazy, especially outstanding.
Fang Yu felt that he could not scold him enough: "Damn it, why did you throw me? And you, why don't you kick my ass off?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Meng Cailing bowed her head and apologized sincerely.
"Does it hurt? I will pay more attention next time!" Someone apologized insincerely.
Fang Yu put on a smile on his face, and said kindly to Meng Cailing who was honest and admitted his mistake: "Forget it, forget it, be more careful in the future!"
Immediately with a straight face, he rolled up his sleeves and looked sideways at someone as if he was going to fight: "I fucking thought I was SpongeBob SquarePants. It's okay to pinch a few to see if I can be squeezed out of water, right? Today I don't Let me show you how powerful it is, but you don’t know that SpongeBob SquarePants is super lethal!”
Qin Yi raised his forehead speechlessly, a little idiot is a little idiot, no matter how you change it, you can't change it!
Really awesome, why did Mao decide that he is a powerful SpongeBob SquarePants?
True 2B youths can't afford it!
The young man obviously found Fang Yu's logic amused, but he didn't talk nonsense with him, but just passed him and said hello to Zhan Lan who had been standing by.
"Hi Blue! Here I come!"
Zhan Lan nodded, her expression slightly relaxed.
The person who came was naturally the bandit she had been waiting for for a few days, and it was rare to have such a person who could barely be regarded as a friend.Seeing each other in this troubled world, the mood is always comfortable.
Fang Yu was not happy anymore, and didn't know if he had a convulsion. He just snapped the gangster's head back, and shouted angrily: "Hey, hey, I'm declaring war on you, are you deaf? Let me tell you, today I I must show you how powerful SpongeBob's lethality is!"
Zhanlan: "..."
Qin Yi: "..."
Sure enough, it is true that everyone has a douchebag by their side?
(End of this chapter)
Fang Yu, who was ignited by the anger and went berserk in the small universe, explained in an all-round way what it means to be unreasonable!
"What are you all doing here? Be a door god for me? One looks uglier than the other, and I will have nightmares at night after watching it! You, let's just say you! You don't look very good, you wear glasses and pretend to be deep! You Do you understand how to pretend? The hair is not even grown yet, do you think you can pretend to be an elephant by sticking two green onions in your nose? Without that hardware, no matter how much software you put together, you are just a fart, **be careful not to pretend to be a tiger and be careful to turn into a pig!"
Qin Yi looked at Fang Yu, who was spitting all over his face, with emotion. Fang Xiaoyu, who was fully fired and randomly blasted out the map cannon, hadn't seen Fang Xiaoyu for a long time!Every time I see Fang Xiaoyu like this, my mothers can't help but want to sigh...
Sure enough, the little idiot Fang has the most fun when he is jumping!
The young second lieutenant had a bad luck today!Finally, when the end of the world is coming, I turned around and tasted the wonderful taste of being bossy, and I encountered two stalks today!First, he was belittled by others, but now he is pointed at his nose and scolded!
The young second lieutenant felt that his endurance had reached its limit!
"Arrest everyone! If you dare to resist, kill them all!" At first glance, these guys are from good backgrounds, but these idiots don't understand when they are about to die. Now is the end of the world. After killing them, who can talk to him?
To say that the young second lieutenant is actually pretty badass, the world has suddenly entered the end of the world, the powerful and powerful, especially the pampered second and third generations have long been trembling in the safe area.Those who are still wandering outside are either abandoned or powerless.If it weren't for this, the young second lieutenant wouldn't have challenged Qin Yi and Fang Yu without any scruples.
"You want to kill me? Just because you are such a little second lieutenant? You look like a potato bump. If I looked like you, I would have found a corner to die, so as not to jump out and scare others !" Fang Yu's mouth fluttered, and the words he said were even more vicious, every sentence was ginseng and cock!
The young second lieutenant was so angry that he completely lost his mind, and screamed, "You're looking for death!" At that moment, he directly took out the pistol/gun he was equipped with, aimed at Fang Yu and wanted to shoot!
"Luo Ming, stop!" Before Qin Yi and Zhan Lan could make a move, they heard someone yelling angrily.
The young second lieutenant, apparently he was Luo Ming, was startled when he heard the familiar voice, and his subordinates moved a beat slower!
He will stop, but Fang Xiaoyu will not let it go!
Paralyzed, my young master, who is so handsome and unparalleled in Yushu Linfeng, is in bad luck today!He was almost smashed and fell, his car and house were destroyed, and there was a bastard with no eyesight who dared to point a gun at the young master and want to kill him?
Nima, what's wrong with this world, do you have to look up the almanac when you go out in the future?
What a mess!
As the prince of the Fang family, although Fang Yu is not doing a proper job, he has been trained since he was a child.Under the blow-up, he was full of hostility, relying on Qin Yi and his sister-in-law to watch the scene and sit in charge, he was so courageous that he could break the sky!
At that moment, there was an angry roar, and he charged directly at the blunt second lieutenant!
Of course, as we all know, the prince of the Fang family was afraid of pain since he was a child, and he cried when he returned home after being thrown into the army drill.Therefore, every time there is a fight, the prince of the Fang family likes to touch some weapons.
So, before the poor second lieutenant came back to his senses, he was slapped on the forehead by the Fang family's prince with his mobile phone!
Snapped!
The phone was broken, and the second lieutenant was honorably wounded as soon as he came back to his senses, and his eyes went black for a while!
Fang Yu smashed his phone and felt relieved!Seeing that Second Lieutenant Luo Ming hadn't reacted for a while, he squinted at the person who had just stopped with his nostrils upturned: "Is this person under your command, Brother Xing?"
The visitor was a middle-aged man, with a burly figure, and he walked like a dragon and a tiger.
"Xiaoyu, are you okay?" The man just gave Second Lieutenant Luo Ming a cold look, and he was really sincere when he talked to Fang Yu.
Fang Yu shrugged: "It's not bad, I haven't been ordered by anyone!"
The man called Brother Xing sighed, and greeted Qin Yi again: "Young Master Qin!"
Qin Yi nodded lightly, but did not embarrass him.
Brother Xing breathed a sigh of relief, and knew in his heart that as long as Young Master Qin didn't get angry, the prince of the Fang family wouldn't be able to hold on to him.
"Xiaoyu, Brother Xing will definitely give you a satisfactory answer to this matter, okay?"
Fang Yu twitched his lips: "Brother Xing just take people away. But Brother Xing, if such a person works under his hands, it will be detrimental at that time, but Brother Xing's reputation."
Brother Xing's face was a bit ugly: "I understand! I'm the one who failed the two men today. When I have a chance in the future, my brother will definitely make amends to you!"
Now that we've talked about this, Fang Yu didn't intend to really turn against this guy.The reason why he has the courage to call himself elder brother is because the Xing family has some weight.Furthermore, almost all of them have practiced with Brother Xing, and they have a little affection.
Na Luo Ming came back to his senses, and before he got angry, he heard that although his immediate boss was neither humble nor overbearing, everything in his words pointed out that the other party's identity background was extremely profound.
No matter how arrogant he is, how can he still have the courage to jump around now?
After a while, there were only a few of us left inside and outside the house.
Fang Yu felt relieved after smashing a mobile phone, and then remembered his destroyed car and gate, and was furious again: "Fuck, I almost forgot! Who the hell threw the sofa just now? Ah ? If I hadn't thrown it in time, I would have been crushed into a meatloaf... Damn, no! Who the hell kicked me just now? This handsome and miserable face of my father was almost destroyed!" Jumping and yelling It took Fang Yu a long time to remember what he had ignored just now!
Whoops, let me go, it seems like someone kicked me just now?I was almost disfigured, okay?Who the hell is so short-eyed?
A small head protruded from the smashed door, Meng Cailing stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, and honestly admitted: "I lost the sofa!"
"You, I kicked it!" A lazy voice sounded behind Fang Yu. Wearing a camouflage pattern and wearing military boots, the young man had deep facial features, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised. He looked surprisingly lazy, especially outstanding.
Fang Yu felt that he could not scold him enough: "Damn it, why did you throw me? And you, why don't you kick my ass off?"
"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Meng Cailing bowed her head and apologized sincerely.
"Does it hurt? I will pay more attention next time!" Someone apologized insincerely.
Fang Yu put on a smile on his face, and said kindly to Meng Cailing who was honest and admitted his mistake: "Forget it, forget it, be more careful in the future!"
Immediately with a straight face, he rolled up his sleeves and looked sideways at someone as if he was going to fight: "I fucking thought I was SpongeBob SquarePants. It's okay to pinch a few to see if I can be squeezed out of water, right? Today I don't Let me show you how powerful it is, but you don’t know that SpongeBob SquarePants is super lethal!”
Qin Yi raised his forehead speechlessly, a little idiot is a little idiot, no matter how you change it, you can't change it!
Really awesome, why did Mao decide that he is a powerful SpongeBob SquarePants?
True 2B youths can't afford it!
The young man obviously found Fang Yu's logic amused, but he didn't talk nonsense with him, but just passed him and said hello to Zhan Lan who had been standing by.
"Hi Blue! Here I come!"
Zhan Lan nodded, her expression slightly relaxed.
The person who came was naturally the bandit she had been waiting for for a few days, and it was rare to have such a person who could barely be regarded as a friend.Seeing each other in this troubled world, the mood is always comfortable.
Fang Yu was not happy anymore, and didn't know if he had a convulsion. He just snapped the gangster's head back, and shouted angrily: "Hey, hey, I'm declaring war on you, are you deaf? Let me tell you, today I I must show you how powerful SpongeBob's lethality is!"
Zhanlan: "..."
Qin Yi: "..."
Sure enough, it is true that everyone has a douchebag by their side?
(End of this chapter)
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