Back to the third grade

Chapter 139

When Tu Hai knew that He Qi was going to marry Zhou Yu, he was overwhelmed with envy.For several days, I couldn't help thinking about what would happen if he proposed to Lin Mei?

Generally, when a little girl receives a marriage proposal from her boyfriend, if she is more emotional, she will rush over and hug her tightly and cry!Like a lively bungee jumper, he rushed over.Tuhai saw a lively girl on the street from a distance and saw her boyfriend screaming and rushed towards him and jumped into his arms. The girl’s boyfriend’s chassis was not stable enough and she was almost taken down by her. Fortunately, a bunch of classmates beside him laughed. He pulled up with seven or eight hands before hitting the ground without hitting the back of his head.

Although I feel a little sympathetic to the man, but seeing the girl throw herself into her boyfriend's arms and keep bouncing and stomping, not letting go, this enthusiasm is no wonder that the man was stepped on by her several times and did not let go. Oh my good boy you trampled me to death.

Tu Hai didn't expect either of these two reactions.If he proposed to Lin Mei in person, and added a bouquet of red roses and a diamond ring, Lin Mei would probably take it with a smile, come to hold him, and kiss him again.

Imagining and imagining, Tuhai laughed like a dream.

The buddy on the other bed in the dormitory was wearing an old man’s vest and tropical underpants. He just woke up and saw Tu Hai sitting on his bed making this gesture. The buddy admired it for a while, then took a piece of dirty clothes from the bed and threw it over: "Fa|Sao Woolen cloth?"

Tu Hai came back to his senses, saw that what his buddy threw over was unwashed underwear, opened the window and threw him downstairs, and after a while, someone downstairs scolded: "Who is so vicious! When you drop your underwear, you also drop an unwashed pair! !"

The buddy couldn't save the underwear at this time, so he had to shrink his neck and scold him, and didn't stretch his head to recognize the pants.But my buddy is open-minded. If you lose your underwear, you don’t want it. If you pick it up and wash it, it’s a bit disgusting. While getting dressed, I leaned over and said, "What did you make a fuss about just now? Let me tell you, buddy can give you some advice."

Tu Haitian said, "If you get married, should you tell your family first, or your girlfriend first?"

Although the buddy has no such experience, the words are on the lips, and he said authoritatively: "Of course tell your girlfriend first! Don't tell others who you married with!" After speaking, he looked at Tu Hai, "Did you kill yourself?"

"Get out!" Tu Hai grabbed a shoe from the ground and threw it over.

But before Tu Hai continued to dream, He Qi came to him with a sad face to ask him for advice.The beautiful youth was knocked down by reality, almost broken.Tu Hai also wanted to save some living expenses and buy a ring for Lin Mei. Although he can't get married for the time being, he can propose marriage first, but He Qi came over and said, "Seven things to do when you open the door in the morning, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea" Hit him in the head.

The two of them sat face to face for an entire afternoon, and in the end He Qi went back, and Tu Hai didn't know what to say.

I went back to chat with my buddies in the dormitory at night.

In fact, there are only three girlfriends in a dormitory.Tuhai is one of them, and they are talking about long-distance love. I heard that he is a girlfriend I met in junior high school, and we started talking after graduating from high school. When it comes to the present, everyone in the room wants him to cherish it.

"It's not easy..." The fat man who was sleeping on the upper bunk sighed long and long while fanning himself with a waste report.Lao Pang counted, basically all the boys they knew had talked, even if it was only a week or two.Like Tuhai, there are a few who started talking about it in high school, and even earlier, they started talking about it in junior high school.But there are not many people who can persist "clean and clear" until now.

The innocence in Lao Pang's mouth refers to those whose girlfriends are thousands of miles away, and they have more or less been mentally active.Some are found in school, and some are found in games.Some talk well with newcomers, but find fault with their ex-girlfriends.Some have a bad conversation with newcomers, or even if they are good, the overall conditions are still dominated by the former girlfriend, and they are not interested in the new girlfriend after talking for a while, so they find fault.

There are also boys who don't change their love here, and girls who blow it after mental activity.And so on.

"You are so rare. I heard you say that you are not an easy girl, and I think you will not be able to lower yourself in the future." The old man shook his fan and said, no matter how you hear, this girl is not a little bird, but Wu Zetian.

Tu Hai didn't like to hear this. After skipping this topic, the topic began to turn to a more dreamy angle.

Because there are many without girlfriends, Tuhai found that everyone's thinking is more divergent.

Some said that after having a girlfriend, they should immediately meet and learn Japanese courses, so as to win her over as soon as possible.

Some said, don't ask for anything in this life, and find a Bai Fumei to reach the sky in one step.What do women love now?I just love fools like Guo Daxia.Then he published some thoughts on how to act stupid in front of the woman he likes (he doesn't have a girlfriend yet).Tu Hai listened to it for a while, including if he was slaughtered when he went to a restaurant to eat, he must pretend that he didn't understand anything and take out the money. Girls love to bargain, and they will definitely not be able to hold back their voices at that time!

Tu Hai recalled it for a while, as if he had never encountered such a thing when going out with Lin Mei?But he could feel that sometimes Lin Mei didn't like him spending too much money, but she never stopped her in person.He had talked with He Qi about this, about how to spend money for his girlfriend.He was afraid that Lin Mei would think that he was being extravagant, but he didn't know how to handle it, because it would be even worse if he appeared stingy!
He walked away for a while, and this buddy had already started to teach the key to hooking up girls on QQ, and the secret was to play dumb and naive.The guy next to him who likes to play online games sneered and said, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend!Do you know how many wives my buddy has on the internet?Everyone, hurry up and ask this great god to pass on his experience!The master said it was very simple, you have to be handsome!Be cool!Be gentle!want……

Talking about how to treat the girl you like if you catch up with her and become your wife.

A boy said: "If I can really catch someone I like! I'll buy a big house! Hire two nannies! Don't let her do any work! Buy her the best car! The diamond ring should be the biggest Where do you want to go on your honeymoon! She doesn’t need to work anymore, and she has nothing to do every day to go out to find friends and go shopping. Making money is a man’s job!”

A bunch of people clapped and clapped for him, laughing loudly.

Someone behind said: "Then what if the last one you find is someone who likes you? Doesn't it mean that if you can't catch up with the one I love, you should find someone who loves me?"

The boy changed the subject: "That's different. Surely both of them have to work, right? I can't make enough money by myself. For ordinary people like us, two of us can only live by making money. Be filial to the old man." ? Nothing else. Learn a few more dishes that I love, and it’s okay if you really don’t know how to cook them, as long as you can cook them in your mouth, I don’t ask too much.”

This time, everyone hit him with things on the bed.

"You kid is too good at watching people order!" Old Fatty scolded with a smile.

The boy said: "What I said is the truth. If I can really catch up with the one I like, then I must try my best to make her live a better life! Otherwise, what if she runs away?"

The fat man asked, "Who is the person you like?"

The boy said, "Just play Ling'er, Liu Yifei!"

A bunch of people burst into laughter, and everyone scolded him: "Dream!"

"You have to be able to catch up with others!"

Tuhai was left lying there thinking that if he married Lin Mei, what would he give Lin Mei?Sure enough, he still thought too little, too simple.He Qi's parents were right.They also said that if it is a woman they like, they should live a good life for her.He likes Lin Mei.What can he give her?

(End of this chapter)