My sister is so cute
Chapter 94 The Beach
Chapter 94 The Beach
The scene Wang Wu is facing now reminds him of a topic discussed in the dormitory.
One day Li Shan asked: "If you took your girlfriend to open a house and you happened to encounter pornography, how would you explain it?"
After hearing this, Wang Wu said with disdain: "Don't worry, this kind of situation won't happen, and you don't have a girlfriend."
"It's just that they don't exist now. You can't tell in the future. You can't practice in advance!"
Wang Wu said with a smile: "Then you can explain that the school does not allow evening self-study, we come here to review our homework."
Yi Meiren also said, "If it were me, then I would tell JC, look carefully, would I spend money to find such an ugly one?"
"Pfft, you said that, JC let you go, but he will be beaten to death by his girlfriend! If it were me, I would say that we are practicing the Jade Heart Sutra, and we have to take off our clothes to practice." Li Shan said badly .
"I was sleeping just now, and a frog jumped in through the window, saying that she was a princess who had been enchanted by a witch and needed a kiss from a prince to change back into human form. I tried it, and she really became Princess. Uncle JC, I'm telling the truth, don't catch me!"
Wang Wu's last explanation made everyone laugh out loud, and it spread throughout the boys' dormitories.
Now Wang Wu can't laugh anymore, because the scene he encounters now is much more complicated than having a room with his girlfriend and encountering pornography.
One man and four women, three of them were hiding under the bed and one was on the bed.
No one can tell who saw this scene!
Wang Wu can only say that we are playing hide-and-seek, but this explanation is not as accurate as that of the KTV princess...it is less reliable than the explanation of the frog princess!
Then when Wang Wu was in a state of desperation, he suddenly figured it out.Why should I explain?I have nothing to lose, let the four of them find their own way to explain.
It was originally caused by the four of them, and Wang Wu himself was still the victim.
So Wang Wu made himself a pot of tea very comfortably, took it to the balcony outside, and lay on the wicker chair on the balcony, enjoying the cool sea breeze, listening to the sound of the waves, and enjoying the night of vacation.
The four girls chatted inside for a while, then came out one by one and glared at Wang Wu before fleeing back to their room.
The next morning, the red sun rose from the sea.
The group of people from Beijing University made an appointment to gather in the hotel lobby and had a simple breakfast together.
It turns out that no matter how nice a hotel is, the breakfast in it is never good.
However, Li Shan, who is the most picky about food, did not express his opinions on these foods at this time.He just kept looking at Wang Wu, making silly smiles from time to time.
"You laugh!" Wang Wu picked up a piece of bread and stuffed it into his mouth.
While swallowing the bread, Li Shan gave Wang Wu a look of "you understand".
It seems that the misunderstanding cannot be shaken off, and Wang Wu himself does not want to explain anything.
After breakfast, everyone came to the beach.
The sand is very white and delicate, and it is very comfortable to step on it with bare feet.Whether it is the sea or the sky, they are all the same clear and blue, and people can't help but chant a poem:
O sea, you are all water!
The four beauties changed into their swimsuits early.
Tang Xiaoxian was the most daring. The small palm-sized pieces of cloth on the front and back were only tied with a thin rope, and they could be completely taken off with a light pull.Of course, if someone dares to stretch out his hand to pull the rope, he might not be able to see the sun tomorrow.
Michelle and Tang Xiaoxian were just the opposite. They didn't wear a bikini, but a white one-piece swimsuit. Although relatively conservative, Michelle's fairy-like face was enough to instantly kill all the beauties on the beach.
Teacher Luo Na's figure is the hottest, especially the pair of heavy meatballs on her chest, which feels overwhelming!
The rest of Ellie, well, she's wearing a kid's swimsuit, which is cute too, but let's ignore her!
Li Shan looked at these four stunning beauties, and said to Wang Wu with great envy: "Captain, you are really my idol. My admiration for you is like the endless river, or the flood of the Yellow River... No, It's like the sea in front of you, vast and boundless, full of water!"
Wang Wu looked at Li Shan resentfully: "Things are actually not what you think, nothing happened between me and them."
Li Shan patted his chest and said, "I know, I understand, I won't talk nonsense."
Wang Wu decided to give up explaining, and told Li Shan: "Go and rent two parasols and a few beach chairs and come back."
"Alright Captain, I'll do it right away."
Now Li Shan obeyed Wang Wuyan, Wang Wu told him to go east, but he would never go west.
At this time, several tall white youths walked towards Michelle and the others.
When foreigners see beautiful women, they always go straight to strike up a conversation without hesitation.They can quickly judge whether the beauty in front of them is an easy girl.
When Mi Xue and the others saw them coming, they frowned, showing boredom.
It is common for beauties of this level to be approached by strangers.But they hate these foreigners more than domestic boys.
When domestic boys come to strike up a conversation, if you act colder, they will leave in a sensible way, and these foreigners will not let go easily.
"Hey!"
Wang Wu walked over directly, holding Mi Xue and Tang Xiaoxian's small waists lightly, one in each hand, and looked at the foreigners with contempt, declaring his sovereignty.
Mi Xue struggled for a while, but when she thought that Wang Wu was also helping her out, she blushed and let him hug her.
Tang Xiaoxian's performance was much more generous than Mi Xue's, and she pressed her face to Wang Wu's chest, as if she was a little bird.
At this time, Li Shan had borrowed a parasol and came back. He saw Wang Wu holding a beautiful woman in his arms from a distance, and whistled involuntarily.
Well, now Wang Wu is really convinced that there is no need to explain.
Seeing Wang Wu holding the two beauties in his arms, those foreigners knew that they already had their own lovers, so they had no choice but to turn to Lorna.
The E cup of Rona is more in line with the aesthetics of Westerners.
"They are also mine." Wang Wu pointed at Lorna and Ellie, and then at himself.
After the foreigners heard this, their expressions became very angry, and they babbled a bird's language very fast. Wang Wu's English was not bad, but he hardly understood what he was saying.
One of the muscular men suddenly saw Yi Meiren, licked his lips, pointed at Yi Meiren, and asked Wang Wu with his eyes.
Wang Wu shrugged, with a casual look on your face.
So the muscular man excitedly walked towards Yimeiren.
Yimeiren was studying how to put up the sun umbrella at this time, completely unaware that a pervert was walking towards him.
The muscular man came up behind Yi Meiren and slapped his ass with his hand.
"what!"
A scream spread throughout the beach.
I saw the muscular man clutching his forearm that was broken at 90 degrees, rolling on the beach, screaming like a pig being killed.
~
PS: Xie Xie voted for your cuteness, so please compare your heart.If you like this book, please bookmark it!I created a penguin group: 794036695, everyone can come in and chat when you have time, mainly for the convenience of me urging you to vote.
(End of this chapter)
The scene Wang Wu is facing now reminds him of a topic discussed in the dormitory.
One day Li Shan asked: "If you took your girlfriend to open a house and you happened to encounter pornography, how would you explain it?"
After hearing this, Wang Wu said with disdain: "Don't worry, this kind of situation won't happen, and you don't have a girlfriend."
"It's just that they don't exist now. You can't tell in the future. You can't practice in advance!"
Wang Wu said with a smile: "Then you can explain that the school does not allow evening self-study, we come here to review our homework."
Yi Meiren also said, "If it were me, then I would tell JC, look carefully, would I spend money to find such an ugly one?"
"Pfft, you said that, JC let you go, but he will be beaten to death by his girlfriend! If it were me, I would say that we are practicing the Jade Heart Sutra, and we have to take off our clothes to practice." Li Shan said badly .
"I was sleeping just now, and a frog jumped in through the window, saying that she was a princess who had been enchanted by a witch and needed a kiss from a prince to change back into human form. I tried it, and she really became Princess. Uncle JC, I'm telling the truth, don't catch me!"
Wang Wu's last explanation made everyone laugh out loud, and it spread throughout the boys' dormitories.
Now Wang Wu can't laugh anymore, because the scene he encounters now is much more complicated than having a room with his girlfriend and encountering pornography.
One man and four women, three of them were hiding under the bed and one was on the bed.
No one can tell who saw this scene!
Wang Wu can only say that we are playing hide-and-seek, but this explanation is not as accurate as that of the KTV princess...it is less reliable than the explanation of the frog princess!
Then when Wang Wu was in a state of desperation, he suddenly figured it out.Why should I explain?I have nothing to lose, let the four of them find their own way to explain.
It was originally caused by the four of them, and Wang Wu himself was still the victim.
So Wang Wu made himself a pot of tea very comfortably, took it to the balcony outside, and lay on the wicker chair on the balcony, enjoying the cool sea breeze, listening to the sound of the waves, and enjoying the night of vacation.
The four girls chatted inside for a while, then came out one by one and glared at Wang Wu before fleeing back to their room.
The next morning, the red sun rose from the sea.
The group of people from Beijing University made an appointment to gather in the hotel lobby and had a simple breakfast together.
It turns out that no matter how nice a hotel is, the breakfast in it is never good.
However, Li Shan, who is the most picky about food, did not express his opinions on these foods at this time.He just kept looking at Wang Wu, making silly smiles from time to time.
"You laugh!" Wang Wu picked up a piece of bread and stuffed it into his mouth.
While swallowing the bread, Li Shan gave Wang Wu a look of "you understand".
It seems that the misunderstanding cannot be shaken off, and Wang Wu himself does not want to explain anything.
After breakfast, everyone came to the beach.
The sand is very white and delicate, and it is very comfortable to step on it with bare feet.Whether it is the sea or the sky, they are all the same clear and blue, and people can't help but chant a poem:
O sea, you are all water!
The four beauties changed into their swimsuits early.
Tang Xiaoxian was the most daring. The small palm-sized pieces of cloth on the front and back were only tied with a thin rope, and they could be completely taken off with a light pull.Of course, if someone dares to stretch out his hand to pull the rope, he might not be able to see the sun tomorrow.
Michelle and Tang Xiaoxian were just the opposite. They didn't wear a bikini, but a white one-piece swimsuit. Although relatively conservative, Michelle's fairy-like face was enough to instantly kill all the beauties on the beach.
Teacher Luo Na's figure is the hottest, especially the pair of heavy meatballs on her chest, which feels overwhelming!
The rest of Ellie, well, she's wearing a kid's swimsuit, which is cute too, but let's ignore her!
Li Shan looked at these four stunning beauties, and said to Wang Wu with great envy: "Captain, you are really my idol. My admiration for you is like the endless river, or the flood of the Yellow River... No, It's like the sea in front of you, vast and boundless, full of water!"
Wang Wu looked at Li Shan resentfully: "Things are actually not what you think, nothing happened between me and them."
Li Shan patted his chest and said, "I know, I understand, I won't talk nonsense."
Wang Wu decided to give up explaining, and told Li Shan: "Go and rent two parasols and a few beach chairs and come back."
"Alright Captain, I'll do it right away."
Now Li Shan obeyed Wang Wuyan, Wang Wu told him to go east, but he would never go west.
At this time, several tall white youths walked towards Michelle and the others.
When foreigners see beautiful women, they always go straight to strike up a conversation without hesitation.They can quickly judge whether the beauty in front of them is an easy girl.
When Mi Xue and the others saw them coming, they frowned, showing boredom.
It is common for beauties of this level to be approached by strangers.But they hate these foreigners more than domestic boys.
When domestic boys come to strike up a conversation, if you act colder, they will leave in a sensible way, and these foreigners will not let go easily.
"Hey!"
Wang Wu walked over directly, holding Mi Xue and Tang Xiaoxian's small waists lightly, one in each hand, and looked at the foreigners with contempt, declaring his sovereignty.
Mi Xue struggled for a while, but when she thought that Wang Wu was also helping her out, she blushed and let him hug her.
Tang Xiaoxian's performance was much more generous than Mi Xue's, and she pressed her face to Wang Wu's chest, as if she was a little bird.
At this time, Li Shan had borrowed a parasol and came back. He saw Wang Wu holding a beautiful woman in his arms from a distance, and whistled involuntarily.
Well, now Wang Wu is really convinced that there is no need to explain.
Seeing Wang Wu holding the two beauties in his arms, those foreigners knew that they already had their own lovers, so they had no choice but to turn to Lorna.
The E cup of Rona is more in line with the aesthetics of Westerners.
"They are also mine." Wang Wu pointed at Lorna and Ellie, and then at himself.
After the foreigners heard this, their expressions became very angry, and they babbled a bird's language very fast. Wang Wu's English was not bad, but he hardly understood what he was saying.
One of the muscular men suddenly saw Yi Meiren, licked his lips, pointed at Yi Meiren, and asked Wang Wu with his eyes.
Wang Wu shrugged, with a casual look on your face.
So the muscular man excitedly walked towards Yimeiren.
Yimeiren was studying how to put up the sun umbrella at this time, completely unaware that a pervert was walking towards him.
The muscular man came up behind Yi Meiren and slapped his ass with his hand.
"what!"
A scream spread throughout the beach.
I saw the muscular man clutching his forearm that was broken at 90 degrees, rolling on the beach, screaming like a pig being killed.
~
PS: Xie Xie voted for your cuteness, so please compare your heart.If you like this book, please bookmark it!I created a penguin group: 794036695, everyone can come in and chat when you have time, mainly for the convenience of me urging you to vote.
(End of this chapter)
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