Mingshi

Chapter 131 Waiting for Dates!
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At this time, the magistrate naturally couldn't let go of this opportunity, for fear of Li Zhixian's rebuttal, he immediately said with a final word:

"That's right, how can us elders bully a boy? This matter is settled like this, and Li Zhixian will answer Luo Xin's question."

The magistrate was really angry, and he stopped calling Li Zhixian, but called Zhixian directly!
Li Zhixian's heart was shaking at this time, but he was relieved.In any case, although Luo Xin's method may embarrass him, it does not need to offend all the officials and celebrities present, which made him feel relieved.Of course, he would not and would not dare to refuse the prefect's order.Immediately there was a smile on his face and said:

"Then let the next official answer Luo Xin's question on behalf of everyone."

"Hmm!" The chief envoy over there said calmly, "You have to answer seriously, you represent us. Don't be stumped by Luo Xin, you will lose face."

Li Zhixian was in the mood to cry right now, and really wanted to give himself a big slap in the face, what kind of mouth is he talking about?Isn't this cheap?It seems that I don't want to be promoted for a long time, it's not bad if I don't get dismissed!well……

"Yes! I will do my best!"

After Li Zhixian finished speaking respectfully, he looked at Luo Xin. Seeing that Luo Xin was looking naive again, he gritted his teeth and thought to himself:

"I don't believe I can't answer the question you asked? Even if I can't answer... it's just another embarrassment. Anyway, since the beginning of this Wendou, I have been humiliating. If there are too many lice, don't bite, and if you have too many debts, don't worry about it." !"

"Cough!" Li Zhixian coughed and said, "Luo Xin, have you thought about the topic?"

Luo Xin scratched his head drunkenly.He didn't want to leave a bad impression on the people on the third floor that they must retaliate. The only person he wanted to take revenge on was Li Zhixian, and he didn't want to make all the officials and celebrities on the third floor wary of him. said:

"My mind is a little confused..."

"Hahaha……"

Seeing Luo Xin's drunken and dazed appearance, everyone couldn't help but smile, and the dignified atmosphere on the third floor couldn't help but relax.Luo Xin also laughed, scratched his head again and said:
"I couldn't think of any questions for a while. When I was young, a passer-by came to my house to beg for a bowl of water and asked me a question. Why don't I just say this question."

At this moment, Zhou Tingyu's mood was completely relaxed, no matter whether Luo Xin's question asked by Li Zhixian could be answered, Luo Xin would not offend the officials and celebrities present, so he asked with a smile:

"Then did you answer it then?"

"Of course I got the answer!" Luo Xin pouted his neck and said, "It's very simple!"

Li Zhixian's face was twitched, and Luo Xin's "very simple" sentence pushed him into a corner. If he couldn't even answer very simple questions, he would really become a joke of Shilin.

At this time, the prefect also joked: "Luo Xin, you just said that you answered the question when you were a child, so you are now a child, right?"

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed again.

Luo Xin said with an extremely serious expression: "I'm talking about when I was younger!"

"Pfft..." This time it was the chief envoy who couldn't help laughing and said, "How small is that?"

Luo Xin tilted his head and said in a thoughtful manner: "It's either three years old or four years old, some of them can't remember."

Li Zhixian's face was twitched again, Luo Xin could answer the questions at the age of three or four, if he couldn't answer them...

will not!

I must be able to answer it myself!

At this time, the third floor was silent, everyone's eyes were on Luo Xin, waiting for Luo Xin to come up with a question.Luo Xin said:
"A woman was washing dates in the room, and at this time two men came in..."

The faces of all the officials and celebrities on the third floor changed, and Li Zhixian's face turned green.At this time, Luo Xin did not stop talking:

"One of the men asked: 'Haven't finished washing yet?', and the woman said: 'It will be finished soon.' The two men turned around and went out to sit outside and wait. May I ask Mr. Li, what are those two men waiting for?"

Everyone's gazes converged on Li Zhixian again with a "swish", and the expression of pity on his face became even stronger.Regardless of whether Li Zhixian can answer this question, this reputation... I'm afraid it will be rotten!

At the same time, they also had contempt for Luo Xin in their hearts, such a young child has such dirty thoughts.This is really telling the truth after drinking!When Luo Xin was drunk, he showed his true nature.

Li Zhixian over there took a deep breath, a little unsure that Luo Xin really asked such an obscene question, so he confirmed:

"You mean there was a woman taking a bath in the room?"

"Yes!" Luo Xin nodded drunkenly.

"And then two men came in?"

"Yes!" Luo Xin looked at him innocently.

"And when can I finish washing?"

"Ok!"

"Woman, will you finish washing right away?"

"Ok!"

"Then the two men went out and waited?"

"Ok!"

"You ask me what are those two men waiting for?"

"Yes! You are right! Master Li has a really good memory!" Luo Xin smiled drunkenly and slapped his hands.

Li Zhixian's face turned dark, how should he answer this?A woman was taking a shower in the room, and two men went in, asking when the shower would be over?Then go out and wait?

What are they waiting for?
Of course it's waiting... and it's still two dragons and one phoenix!How can I answer this!Isn't this kid harmful?This is going to kill me!

Once I answer this answer, I will immediately become a joke of scholars, despised and alienated by all scholars.

But, don't answer...

Correct!
I won't answer, let this kid tell the answer by himself, let everyone recognize the nasty nature of this kid, and from now on, this kid will honestly farm at home!I still want to take an official career, dream about it!
Thinking of this, a taunt appeared in Li Zhixian's eyes: "Luo Shentong, you are really a child prodigy. I didn't expect that I couldn't answer the questions you could answer at the age of three or four. This county admires you and asks Luo Shentong to tell you the truth." Answer."

Zhou County Magistrate was really in a hurry, and hurriedly said: "Everyone, Luo Xin is drunk, let him go down!"

"Don't!" Li Zhixian hurriedly stopped him: "I'm still waiting for the answer!"

Zhou Zhixian's complexion changed, just as he was about to speak, Luo Xin took the conversation away and said, "Master Li, you really don't know how?"

Li Zhixian thought to himself, of course I will, but I just didn't say it, but a smile appeared on my face and said:

"I really can't answer it, so please ask Luo Shentong to announce the answer!"

"Waiting to eat dates! Master Li can't answer such a simple question?" Luo Xin slapped his hands drunkenly.

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