I am waiting for you on the left side of noon
Chapter 187 What should I do if my husband gets sick?
Chapter 187 What should I do if my husband gets sick?
"How can this be called bullying? It's just touching you a few times, but it didn't really eat you up." Mouyin smiled mischievously, with happiness in his eyes.
"Stop talking!" She hammered his chest hard, "I'm going to sleep, I'm sleepy."
"I haven't showered for two days. Would you like me to wipe your body?" Mouyin seemed to see a ray of dawn illuminating his life, and he must not miss such a good opportunity.
"Go away." Zuo Xiaogu slightly deviated from his embrace, pulled up the quilt to cover his face, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm going to sleep, good night."
"Gu Gu, don't you feel bad if you don't take a shower for two days?"
"Actually, it's a bit..." Well, she can't take it anymore. Not taking a shower for two days doesn't mean that she can put it aside if she wants to bear it, but she will never do such a shameful thing as asking him to help wipe her body. .
"Miss, give me a chance to atone for my husband's sin, and make sure that my husband will serve you obediently, okay?" Mouyin coaxed and lied, his tone a bit yin and yang.
Zuo Xiaogu couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body, and said angrily, "Even if you kneel down and beg me, I won't agree to your shameless request."
"My lady, let me tell you a story for my husband." Mouyin took a deep breath, and then began to tell the story, "Once upon a time there was a handsome guy who didn't smoke and cruelly quit his favorite drink. Abandoning his group of cronies, just to spend more time with his wife. Unfortunately, his wife still won't let him touch it, so he has been abstinent for years and years, and finally one day, he has something wrong with his body ... Guess, what disease did he end up suffering from?"
"What disease?" Zuo Xiaogu convinced himself, knowing that he was talking nonsense, but still wanted to know the answer to this question.
"Infertility." A certain Yin said nonsense seriously.
"..." Zuo Xiaogu had the urge to crush him to death.
"Ma'am, you've said so much for your husband, aren't you afraid that you'll get sick for your husband?" Seeing that she was unmoved, a banker simply changed to another trick - pretending to be pitiful.
Zuo Xiaogu decided to plan, and said coldly: "You have a sickness, come and show me."
"Ah..." Mou Yin suddenly let out a strange cry, "Ah~ah~ah~"
"..." Zuo Xiaogu's head was full of black lines, can she kill this psychopath now?
"My lady, my husband is about to die, my lady, save me..." Mouyin deliberately put on a dying expression, and his body was still curled up very cooperatively.
Zuo Xiaogu rolled his eyes towards the sky, and said angrily: "Little bastard, can you face life like a man?"
Hearing the words, a certain banker immediately recovered his serious appearance, and said solemnly: "My lady, my husband is very strong and manly. You can only know if you are a real man if you try it. Do you want to try it right away, lady?"
"Ha..." Zuo Xiaogu breathed a sigh of relief. She was defeated by him, so she simply closed her eyes and said weakly, "I decided not to take a bath for five days. You have a cleanliness, right? From now on, you can Get away from me."
"My lady..." Mouyin blinked innocently, "Do you really want to go five days without a bath? Are you afraid of getting lice?"
When talking about lice, Zuo Xiaogu suddenly felt a little itchy on his back, turned around immediately, and asked for help: "My back is a little itchy, please scratch it for me."
"Gu Gu, it's better to wipe your body, or you will get mites." Mou Yin finally recovered his normal tone, raised his finger and gently slid across her back.
In fact, I feel sorry for her appearance. Because of the injury on her thigh, she will still not be able to take a bath in the next few days. Normal people will not be able to bear not taking a bath for a few days.
"I'll just wipe it myself." After she finished speaking, she wanted to sit up, but he sat up before her, gently picked her up horizontally, and walked slowly into the bathroom.
"Gu Gu, let me help you, this time I'm serious." He smiled softly, his eyes full of pure light.
Zuo Xiaogu sighed helplessly, forget it, there will be no result if she fights him any longer, she is definitely no match for him now, so she has no choice but to compromise.
This tossing took almost an hour, and the two came out of the bathroom.
Zuo Xiaogu's face has been red since she came out of the bathroom. As for what happened in the bathroom, she doesn't want to think about it, anyway, it's nothing serious.
Finally able to lie down, she stared at the ceiling with her big round eyes, not feeling sleepy for a long time.Mouyin was still taking a shower in the bathroom, the sound of running water was very clear, but her thoughts were very chaotic, and things that she didn't want to think about were always circling in her mind and couldn't get rid of them.
After waiting for quite a while, Yin got into the bed with only a pair of underpants on after taking a shower, hugged her in his arms contentedly, and said with a light smile, "Miss, are you satisfied with your husband's performance just now?"
"I'm going to sleep, shut up." Zuo Xiaogu chose to close his eyes and pretend to sleep.
"Oh..." Mou Yin sighed helplessly, "Gu Gu, you are more shy than I imagined, but I am also very satisfied with your performance just now."
"Shut up, I want to sleep." Zuo Xiaogu closed his eyes and raised his hand to cover his mouth.
"Woooo..." Mou Yin protested, and then she moved her hand away, and said angrily: "It's just a back rub, don't describe the matter so ambiguously!"
"oh~" Mou Yin suddenly let out a strange cry, "The dream of being a husband is broken..."
Zuo Xiaogu didn't want to express any opinion on this.
"The dream is shattered, then go to sleep." Mou Yin finally resigned to his fate, and gently patted her forehead, "Gu Gu, good night."
"Good night." She replied softly, but it's a pity that there was too much noise in the bathroom just now, and now she really can't sleep, and she doesn't feel sleepy at all.The big hand on her waist was very warm, which made her feel very comfortable, but she was also unwilling, so she simply picked up that hand, moved it to her mouth, and bit down hard.
"Ah—" Mou Yin screamed, "Gu Gu, why are you biting people, it hurts so much."
"It's okay, I'm going to sleep." Zuo Xiaogu took his hand away as if nothing had happened, and closed his eyes again.
Mou Yin raised his hand to his mouth and blew a few breaths, and said pitifully, "Gu Gu, you are not cute at all, I said good night and you still bite, it really hurts."
Zuo Xiaogu raised his eyes to look at his lowered eyelids, feeling a little pity in his heart, so he held his hand again, moved it to his mouth, and kissed the back of his hand this time.
"Oh..." He was startled by her sudden gentle behavior, "Gu Gu, you little villain, you will bully me and hate to hurt you."
He raised his hand that had been kissed by her, and gently rubbed her cheek, his eyes were soon filled with tenderness, and being able to have her by his side when he slept, this feeling was simply blissful.
"Isn't that good?" She rubbed her face into his palm, she liked the tenderness of his palm, "Don't keep talking about those messy things, I like you better now."
"I couldn't control it for a while, and fell ill again. Don't blame my lady."
"..." When she didn't say the last sentence.
"I suddenly remembered something."
"What's the matter?" Zuo Xiaogu couldn't help asking him.
"Gu Gu, what do you think our future child's name should be? I prefer girls, and boys will rob you. I don't like boys, so let's have a daughter."
"Ah~" Zuo Xiaogu couldn't help but yawned, he was really sleepy, and directly ignored this guy's jumping thinking, she wanted to sleep.
(End of this chapter)
"How can this be called bullying? It's just touching you a few times, but it didn't really eat you up." Mouyin smiled mischievously, with happiness in his eyes.
"Stop talking!" She hammered his chest hard, "I'm going to sleep, I'm sleepy."
"I haven't showered for two days. Would you like me to wipe your body?" Mouyin seemed to see a ray of dawn illuminating his life, and he must not miss such a good opportunity.
"Go away." Zuo Xiaogu slightly deviated from his embrace, pulled up the quilt to cover his face, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm going to sleep, good night."
"Gu Gu, don't you feel bad if you don't take a shower for two days?"
"Actually, it's a bit..." Well, she can't take it anymore. Not taking a shower for two days doesn't mean that she can put it aside if she wants to bear it, but she will never do such a shameful thing as asking him to help wipe her body. .
"Miss, give me a chance to atone for my husband's sin, and make sure that my husband will serve you obediently, okay?" Mouyin coaxed and lied, his tone a bit yin and yang.
Zuo Xiaogu couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body, and said angrily, "Even if you kneel down and beg me, I won't agree to your shameless request."
"My lady, let me tell you a story for my husband." Mouyin took a deep breath, and then began to tell the story, "Once upon a time there was a handsome guy who didn't smoke and cruelly quit his favorite drink. Abandoning his group of cronies, just to spend more time with his wife. Unfortunately, his wife still won't let him touch it, so he has been abstinent for years and years, and finally one day, he has something wrong with his body ... Guess, what disease did he end up suffering from?"
"What disease?" Zuo Xiaogu convinced himself, knowing that he was talking nonsense, but still wanted to know the answer to this question.
"Infertility." A certain Yin said nonsense seriously.
"..." Zuo Xiaogu had the urge to crush him to death.
"Ma'am, you've said so much for your husband, aren't you afraid that you'll get sick for your husband?" Seeing that she was unmoved, a banker simply changed to another trick - pretending to be pitiful.
Zuo Xiaogu decided to plan, and said coldly: "You have a sickness, come and show me."
"Ah..." Mou Yin suddenly let out a strange cry, "Ah~ah~ah~"
"..." Zuo Xiaogu's head was full of black lines, can she kill this psychopath now?
"My lady, my husband is about to die, my lady, save me..." Mouyin deliberately put on a dying expression, and his body was still curled up very cooperatively.
Zuo Xiaogu rolled his eyes towards the sky, and said angrily: "Little bastard, can you face life like a man?"
Hearing the words, a certain banker immediately recovered his serious appearance, and said solemnly: "My lady, my husband is very strong and manly. You can only know if you are a real man if you try it. Do you want to try it right away, lady?"
"Ha..." Zuo Xiaogu breathed a sigh of relief. She was defeated by him, so she simply closed her eyes and said weakly, "I decided not to take a bath for five days. You have a cleanliness, right? From now on, you can Get away from me."
"My lady..." Mouyin blinked innocently, "Do you really want to go five days without a bath? Are you afraid of getting lice?"
When talking about lice, Zuo Xiaogu suddenly felt a little itchy on his back, turned around immediately, and asked for help: "My back is a little itchy, please scratch it for me."
"Gu Gu, it's better to wipe your body, or you will get mites." Mou Yin finally recovered his normal tone, raised his finger and gently slid across her back.
In fact, I feel sorry for her appearance. Because of the injury on her thigh, she will still not be able to take a bath in the next few days. Normal people will not be able to bear not taking a bath for a few days.
"I'll just wipe it myself." After she finished speaking, she wanted to sit up, but he sat up before her, gently picked her up horizontally, and walked slowly into the bathroom.
"Gu Gu, let me help you, this time I'm serious." He smiled softly, his eyes full of pure light.
Zuo Xiaogu sighed helplessly, forget it, there will be no result if she fights him any longer, she is definitely no match for him now, so she has no choice but to compromise.
This tossing took almost an hour, and the two came out of the bathroom.
Zuo Xiaogu's face has been red since she came out of the bathroom. As for what happened in the bathroom, she doesn't want to think about it, anyway, it's nothing serious.
Finally able to lie down, she stared at the ceiling with her big round eyes, not feeling sleepy for a long time.Mouyin was still taking a shower in the bathroom, the sound of running water was very clear, but her thoughts were very chaotic, and things that she didn't want to think about were always circling in her mind and couldn't get rid of them.
After waiting for quite a while, Yin got into the bed with only a pair of underpants on after taking a shower, hugged her in his arms contentedly, and said with a light smile, "Miss, are you satisfied with your husband's performance just now?"
"I'm going to sleep, shut up." Zuo Xiaogu chose to close his eyes and pretend to sleep.
"Oh..." Mou Yin sighed helplessly, "Gu Gu, you are more shy than I imagined, but I am also very satisfied with your performance just now."
"Shut up, I want to sleep." Zuo Xiaogu closed his eyes and raised his hand to cover his mouth.
"Woooo..." Mou Yin protested, and then she moved her hand away, and said angrily: "It's just a back rub, don't describe the matter so ambiguously!"
"oh~" Mou Yin suddenly let out a strange cry, "The dream of being a husband is broken..."
Zuo Xiaogu didn't want to express any opinion on this.
"The dream is shattered, then go to sleep." Mou Yin finally resigned to his fate, and gently patted her forehead, "Gu Gu, good night."
"Good night." She replied softly, but it's a pity that there was too much noise in the bathroom just now, and now she really can't sleep, and she doesn't feel sleepy at all.The big hand on her waist was very warm, which made her feel very comfortable, but she was also unwilling, so she simply picked up that hand, moved it to her mouth, and bit down hard.
"Ah—" Mou Yin screamed, "Gu Gu, why are you biting people, it hurts so much."
"It's okay, I'm going to sleep." Zuo Xiaogu took his hand away as if nothing had happened, and closed his eyes again.
Mou Yin raised his hand to his mouth and blew a few breaths, and said pitifully, "Gu Gu, you are not cute at all, I said good night and you still bite, it really hurts."
Zuo Xiaogu raised his eyes to look at his lowered eyelids, feeling a little pity in his heart, so he held his hand again, moved it to his mouth, and kissed the back of his hand this time.
"Oh..." He was startled by her sudden gentle behavior, "Gu Gu, you little villain, you will bully me and hate to hurt you."
He raised his hand that had been kissed by her, and gently rubbed her cheek, his eyes were soon filled with tenderness, and being able to have her by his side when he slept, this feeling was simply blissful.
"Isn't that good?" She rubbed her face into his palm, she liked the tenderness of his palm, "Don't keep talking about those messy things, I like you better now."
"I couldn't control it for a while, and fell ill again. Don't blame my lady."
"..." When she didn't say the last sentence.
"I suddenly remembered something."
"What's the matter?" Zuo Xiaogu couldn't help asking him.
"Gu Gu, what do you think our future child's name should be? I prefer girls, and boys will rob you. I don't like boys, so let's have a daughter."
"Ah~" Zuo Xiaogu couldn't help but yawned, he was really sleepy, and directly ignored this guy's jumping thinking, she wanted to sleep.
(End of this chapter)
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