The Age of Holographic Pirates

Chapter 139 I'm So Handsome, How Could I Be a Pirate 【Ask for a reward】

"Ah Choo! Is someone talking about me?"

Standing against the wind, Tang Shen, standing at the bow of the Swan, rubbed his nose and said.

"Master, our ship is about to dock for supplies, and in front is the village of Xi Luobu."

Sailor Nami, who was wearing a maid outfit, reminded her.

"Is it Xiluobu Village? I don't know how far the plot has developed now, Kebi, let the Swan dock!" Tang Shen said with a smile.

"Yes! Captain!"

Kirby straightened up immediately.

Originally, he wanted to throw Keby down. After all, he had no strength and was timid, but there was a handyman on the boat who did odd jobs, and he could cook some food, so Tang Shen kept it.

Well, apart from timidity, cowardice, and weakness, it is still somewhat useful.

……

……

There are lush trees in the distance, typical of the country style, and the roads are crisscrossing them. In the distance, you can see an elegant castle standing in the most conspicuous direction.

Picturesque, peaceful and quiet little village.

Suddenly, a hoarse and anxious roar broke the silence of the village.

"Everyone! The big thing is bad!"

"The pirates are attacking!! Pirates! Pirates!!"

"Everyone, run away—"

……

A guy with spinach curly hair and an amazingly long nose was panting and screaming down the village trail.

As he ran past, the closed doors opened one after another, revealing angry residents with brooms, pans, and shovels.

"Stop and don't move!"

"You big liar, I must give you some color today!"

"Teach him a lesson! Usopp bastard!"

"What a worrying little kid, I won't forgive him lightly if I catch him!"

……

Apparently, they had been tricked by the same tricks many times. This time, the villagers could no longer tolerate this old-fashioned prank. They swarmed towards Usopp with brooms and spatulas, shouting to teach Usopp a good lesson. Punch.

Looking at these angry residents, Usopp's forehead was nervously sweating, but the more he did, the more exciting he felt, and he shouted excitedly!

"Come and catch me! Come and catch me! Hahahaha~~~"

bang——

As he turned his head and was about to run away, Usopp suddenly felt that he had been hit by a wall and stumbled to the ground, his laughter stopped abruptly, and he looked in front of him in astonishment.

The villagers who were chasing behind also slowed down, their faces changed wildly, and they looked behind Usopp in horror.

"Sea... pirates! The pirates are really here! The pirates are really here—"

Usopp, who fell on the ground, was so nervous that his whole body trembled, his face was as pale as paper, and even his voice changed, and his constricted pupils stared at Tang Shen in front of him, full of fear!

Tang Shen curled his lips. He didn't expect to meet Liaobu just after landing, but this time he came to Xiluobu Village mainly for supplies. I heard that the people here are simple and hospitable.

"Excuse me……"

Tang Shen had just opened his mouth, but before he finished speaking, Usopp, who fell on the ground, had already crawled out, pointing at Tang Shen's back and screaming.

"They're pirates! The pirates are really here! I'm not lying!! This time it's true!!"

Maybe it's because I never dreamed that the pirates would really come, even though Tang Shen, Nami, and Kebi were the only ones who disembarked, but the whole Xiluobu Village was boiling instantly, and the villagers present were even more excited. Staring at the three of them as if they were facing an enemy.

"Pirates! You are not welcome here!"

"Go away, if you want to invade our village, I will kill you!"

"Pirates are not welcome here!"

……

The villagers looked at the three with vigilance, apprehension, and fear. The villagers of Xiluobu Village hated pirates and were ashamed of them. And the pirate flag fluttering in the wind, all of them are showing that the three guys in front of them are those murderous pirates!
"We're not pirates! We're just stopping by to buy some supplies!"

Kebi quickly explained that even though his legs were already weak from fright, he felt that if he didn't say anything at this time, the next situation might be even worse.

"Buy supplies? Do pirates buy them too! Don't try to deceive us!"

"Hurry up and call someone over! Damn pirates must not let them in!"

"Everyone, hurry up and bring your weapons!"

……

The villagers in Xiluobu Village glared at each other, this fierce aura directly frightened Kebi's legs and he sat down on the ground.

But Usopp didn't know where he went at this moment. In the consciousness of the villagers, if the damned pirates invaded the village, the women, children and old people inside would definitely be killed!The whole village will be looted!

"What an unreasonable group of guys, hello! Uncle, do you think we are like pirates?"

The navigator Nami couldn't bear it anymore, she stepped forward with her hips akimbo and shouted.

"You? You're not a pirate or something! Only a pirate woman would dress like this!"

Seeing Nami in a maid outfit, the middle-aged villager blushed and cursed.

"Get out of our Xilob Village!"

"Damn woman, have you sold your conscience to these demons?"

……

What the villagers said made Nami speechless, her pretty face flushed, and she felt like crying.

She had had enough of Keby's daily canned fried rice, enough of the days without fruits and vegetables to eat, she took a sneak look at Tang Shen, only to find that the other party was still extremely calm, her teeth itching with hatred in her heart, but her pretty face only Can pretend to be innocent and pitiful of a little thief.

"Ugh……"

Sighing lightly, Tang Shen slowly put his hand on the long knife, and the surrounding villagers immediately looked at him with great vigilance in their hearts.

"Do you think I'm a pirate who is handsome, kind-hearted, well aware of the core socialist values, and often shows off her grandma?"

The harmless expression of humans and animals, coupled with the clear and sincere eyes, and the handsome face that made the eyes of many girls in Xi Luobu Village glow with small stars.

"..."

Everyone was silent for a while.

"What he said makes sense... I'm actually powerless to refute."

"Yeah, he... looks like he's not a pirate?"

"How can such a young and handsome brother be a pirate? I think what he said is true."

"It seems so, but we can't let it go so easily!"

……

The man was silent when he heard it, and the woman cried when he heard it. For a while, the villagers in Xiluobu Village hesitated and hesitated.

"..."

Nami was speechless, and there was a sentence that MMP didn't know whether to say or not.

Tang Shen couldn't help but raise a sunny smile at the corner of his mouth. Obviously, he can rely on his talent to make a living, but it's a pity that I still rely on his face. This is strength!

(End of this chapter)