God-level Supreme Daddy

Chapter 5 The Unique Skill

Chapter 5 The Unique Skill
Chen Hao suffered [-] points of critical damage in his heart, and his face was full of confusion: "Tiantian, why are you talking, who are you talking about?"

"Papa, no, dad, I didn't say anyone every day." The little milk dog showed an innocent expression.

He had resentment in his heart: Didn't you say, is papa just poop? !
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 100 negative energy coins, from the wronged Xiaotian dog baby." The system voice sounded.

Chen Hao was overjoyed when he heard the words: "Hey, you can make money this way, and from then on I will abuse the dog in all kinds of tricks, and get angry with this little milk dog!"

He immediately closed his eyes, focused his consciousness on the main menu, and found that the amount of black coins had changed to 800.

Chen Hao also found that the number at the end of the negative energy attribute bar on the character card has also changed, from (0/10000) to (1/10000).

And under the negative energy attribute bar, a new row of red-eyed fonts appeared.

Hazard warning:

Every time the number on the negative energy attribute bar increases by 100, the Xiaotian dog baby will get angry with the host once, and will shit and pee on the host;
When the number becomes 1000, Xiaotian dog babies will defecate and pee on the host once a day;
When the number becomes 5000, the host will never be able to complete the main task, and must accept that the Xiaotian dog poops and urinates on him ten times a day.

When the number becomes 10000, the host will never see the light of day, and will be killed by Xiaotiangoubao...

Chen Hao felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave after reading it, his hair was standing on end, his handsome face was pale, and he secretly said with great resentment:

"Nimma, it's too scary! This Erha, who looks like a thief, can't be bullied!
From now on, I have to speak more slowly, and I will offer Gouwa as a bodhisattva, this guy must not be messed with, otherwise, if I am not careful, I will be drowned in excrement and urine! "

When he thought of Cheng Yuxue's wet chest, and the scene of Yu holding dog shit, he felt sick and had goosebumps all over the floor.

Chen Hao took a deep breath, and suppressed the fear in his heart. He didn't care about this messy Erha, and said in a good voice: "Tian Tian, ​​​​the old man just spoke a little harshly, I'm sorry!"

"Father, it's okay!" Gouwa said with a pure face.

These two hares are so treacherous, they have already developed resentment towards their father, the number of the negative energy attribute bar has changed from 0 to 1, and they still say that they are all right, so black-bellied!
Chen Hao adjusted his mood, smiled, and said in a gentle tone: "Can you become a human?"

Gouwa nodded Gouwa.

"Then change it into another one for dad to take a look at." Chen Hao asked curiously.

boom--

Accompanied by a slight explosion, the little milk dog emitted a puff of thick smoke, drowning its figure.

"Damn, let's shoot Journey to the West!" Chen Hao was taken aback and complained.

He remembered that in "Journey to the West", every time a monster transformed, it was only with a "bang" that white smoke came out, and the transformation was successful.

It turns out that smoking is a must-do procedure!

The white smoke dissipated, revealing a doll with bare feet, two upturned braids, and a pair of small eyes. It looked very cute, but also a bit cunning.

"It's good to be able to transform. If I take you out like this, I won't arouse the suspicion of that little girl Cheng Yuxue." Chen Hao said.

The little milk dog sticks out her chest, and looks like a big brother covering you: "Father, don't worry! If that little sister dares to bully you again, she will pee and defecate every day, no, she will poop on her!"

"Good Erha, you must do what you say!" Chen Hao smiled from ear to ear, and stretched out his hand to rub Gouwa's head.

As long as the bastard Gouwa is willing to shit and pee on others, everything will be easy to handle. He has already seen a large amount of money rushing towards him, and a broad road to making money is unfolding in front of him.

"Father, I promise to do it every day, shitting and peeing is Tiantian's stunt!" the old God Gouwa said.

"Hahahaha!"

When Chen Hao heard the words, he was so teased that he couldn't stop laughing, almost bursting into tears: Nima, this is actually the stunt of Baby Xiaotiangou. I don't know how your father Erlang will feel when he finds out!
"Father, isn't Tiantian's stunt not good? It's funny?" Erha looked at his father, his small thief eyes were full of puzzlement.

Chen Hao held back his smile, and stretched out his thumb to Erhua: "Hahahaha, this unique skill is really good, awesome, in order to make this unique skill perfect, you must use it more in the future!"

"Hey, thank you for your praise, I will definitely use my skills more every day, practice will become perfect!" Erha, who was standing in the pot, heard the words, with his chest up and his head held high, with a proud look on his face.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 100 positive energy coins, from the happy Xiaotian dog baby!" The beautiful female voice of Miss System sounded.

"You can make money this way, that's great! It seems that you need to flatter more, no, it's more bullshit!" Chen Hao secretly said: "Thousands of clothes are only flattering, the truth!"

He continued to ask: "Erha, how many transformations do you have in total?"

"Father, Tian Tian knows only two things: becoming a human and a dog!" Xiaotian Quanbao said truthfully.

"Well, Gouwa, you are amazing, you can transform into two kinds!"

Chen Hao originally wanted to say Erha, you are really rubbish, you can only change between humans and dogs, think that Zhu Bajie can change 36 times, Sun Monkey can change 72 times, Erha is far behind these two, but This cannot be said.

He didn't want the value of the negative energy attribute bar to skyrocket, and he would live in dire straits every day in the future.

"Hey, thank you for your compliment!" The little baby smiled happily, showing a pair of small canine teeth.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 100 positive energy coins, from the joyful Xiaotian dog baby." A beautiful female voice sounded.

Chen Hao secretly decided: In the future, I must not let go of any chance to make shit!
他闭眼一看,金色钱币果然变成了300,正能量属性条上的数字从(0/10000)变成(2/10000)。

Chen Hao opened his eyes happily, looked at Erha, and asked curiously: "Dog, do you have any other tricks besides the 'shit and pee' trick?"

"Yes, of course!"

"Then you show it to Dad." Chen Hao became more and more curious.

Xiaotiangou Baby nodded, wrinkled his nose, sniffed hard and said: "Father, you still have three pairs of smelly socks and two pairs of underwear in the old house; Dad, the patriarch's mansion is cooking roast suckling pig; Dad , the cake on Miss Cheng Yuxue's hands was not washed thoroughly, and it still smells; Dad, Piaoxianglou is making osmanthus cake..."

Chen Hao recalled it carefully, and it seemed that his predecessor really had three pairs of socks and two pairs of underwear left unwashed in the old house next to the patriarch's mansion: "Damn, your dog's nose is really sensitive enough!"

"That's natural, Tiantian is a baby dog!" The little milk dog said to the host that he had a dog's nose, not only did not get angry at all, but proudly held his head high, he was a dog in the first place!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 100 positive energy coins, from the proud Xiaotian dog baby!"

Chen Hao smiled beautifully when he heard the sound, and continued to ask: "Apart from a very sensitive nose, what other skills do you have!"

Gou Wa suddenly pouted and said, "Father, can we talk about it later?"

"Why wait a while?" Chen Hao was puzzled.

The Xiaotiangou baby looked at his father pitifully, and said in a milky voice, "Daddy, I'm hungry every day."

As if to confirm that he was really hungry, the words just fell.

Gollum!
There was the sound of drumming in the little milk dog's belly.

 Xiaotian dog baby said: Judges, if you don't vote, I will show you a trick!hey-hey!
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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