Chapter 9

Two big men with big arms clapped their hands, glared at Chen Hao and Gouwa viciously, and warned: "You two dead beggars, if you dare to come to Piaoxianglou, it will affect the business of Piaoxianglou and interrupt your dog legs!" !"

They put down their harsh words, turned and left.

These two are thugs raised by the shopkeeper of Piaoxianglou, who specialize in maintaining the order of Piaoxianglou.

Chen Hao gritted his teeth angrily, and cursed secretly: "The guy who looks down on people with a dog's eyes!"

"That's right, I'm so pissed off every day!" Gouwa's small silver teeth were also gritted, and he said in a milky voice.

Chen Hao glanced at the Piaoxiang Building in front of him, and waved to Erha, Erha immediately came to Dad's side: "What's the matter, Dad?"

"Goofy, how much fart can you fart at a time, the kind that stuns a big black dog?" Chen Hao said.

"A lot! You can put as much as you want!" Erha said proudly.

Hearing this, Chen Hao had a treacherous smile on his handsome face, leaned over Gouwa's ear, and said softly, "Very well, you will look like a puppy in a while..."

"Father, if they catch you every day, will you be beaten to death?" Erha looked at so many people in Piaoxiang Building, and couldn't help but feel a little scared.

He smoked so many people with so many farts, it is estimated that it will arouse public outrage.

"You run like a gust of wind, will you still be caught?"

"Tiantian means in case, of course they can't seize Tiantian under normal circumstances!" Erha said to himself.

Chen Hao said firmly: "Goofy, if you are caught, Dad will come to rescue you!"

"En!" Erha nodded.

Gouwa was very angry at those low-minded guys in Piaoxianglou, so he agreed with his father's idea.

Then, the father and son came to a remote street.

boom!
A puff of thick smoke came out of Gouwa's body, and in an instant, he transformed into a fat little white dog, harmless to humans and animals, very cute, just like a little magic dog that can melt a girl's heart.

"Daddy, I'm going every day!" The little milk dog wagged its tail and said in a milky voice.

Chen Hao patted his head: "Go, there are a lot of meaty bones waiting for you."

Erha heard the words "Bone and Bone", drooling non-stop, spread his legs and ran towards the Zuixian Tower, the speed was extremely fast, leaving afterimages on the spot.

Ordinary people's eyes can't catch his figure at all.

Chen Hao also secretly came to the street opposite Piaoxianglou, stood at the corner, and looked at Piaoxianglou curiously.

He clearly saw that a group of white shadows rushed into Piaoxiang Tower like lightning and disappeared among the crowd.

boom! boom! boom!
Soon, bursts of explosions came from Piaoxiang Building, as if firecrackers were being set off.

Immediately afterwards, white smoke rose from the first floor of Piaoxiang Building, and the smoke engulfed the hall on the first floor, and then there were bursts of smoke from the windows on the second, third, fourth, and fifth floors. generally.

"Nimma, it stinks, it stinks to death!"

"Damn, I'm so nauseous, I can't eat anymore!"

"What's the matter with Piaoxiang Building? Why is it so smelly? Could it be that the latrine leaked!"

Groups of well-dressed diners ran out of the Piaoxiang Building, and many of them vomited when they ran outside the door—it was so smelly that they almost vomited their stomachs out!

Not only the diners couldn't stand it, they all ran out, even the cooks, shopkeepers, and guys in the kitchen couldn't bear the pungent smell, and rushed out of the Piaoxiang Building.

Nima, it really stinks!
Chen Hao, who was standing not far from the opposite side, looked at the people who ran out of Piaoxiang Tower with a "compassionate look" on his face, and he couldn't bear to say:

"Amitabha, please don't blame me for killing innocent people indiscriminately! If you want to blame, blame you for entering the wrong place!"

Chen Hao has never been a gentleman, so if it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, it is fart to him.

Whoever has a grudge against him, he never takes revenge overnight.

Unless I can't report myself, I will spend the night thinking of a way, and come back tomorrow for revenge.

"Today, Piaoxianglou will become Piaoxianglou!" He said with a mean smile.

At this moment, the obese shopkeeper with a mustache in Piaoxianglou, with a bitter face, was almost crying.

After many diners rushed out of the restaurant, they kept running to the distance, as if avoiding the plague—Nimma, these people haven't paid their bills yet!
Moreover, most of the diners today order precious delicacies, which are of great value!

The mustache must have lost a lot of blood today, he wanted to vomit three liters of blood.

"Hey... don't run away, you haven't paid yet!"

"Damn it, it's so smelly, it's causing labor and management to vomit, and it's fine if the labor and management haven't asked you for compensation, but they still have to charge for food!"

Facing the aggressive customers, the guys dare not obstruct them any more.

In the kitchen of Piaoxiang Building, a little white milk dog is facing a pile of delicacies from mountains and seas, eagerly eating sea food.

His little belly seemed to be a bottomless pit that could never be filled.

To be exact, Erha was eating meat and bones like crazy, but he didn't eat meat, as if he didn't like it.

At this time, Chen Hao, who was opposite the Piaoxiang Building, almost burst into laughter.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 1500 negative energy coins from the shopkeeper of Piaoxianglou."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 500 negative energy coins from the resentful Ma Ming."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 200 negative energy coins, from the angry opening."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 200 negative energy coins, Xu He from Youyuan."

"..."

一连串的叮叮声,在陈浩脑海中响起,他美滋滋的闭上双眼,看到购物商店下方的负能量币数额在快速飙升:1650、3150、3500、4500……6000、6500……35000。

The amount of negative energy coins has soared to 35000 before stopping.

"Haha, I made a lot of money this time, and made a lot of money!"

"It seems that the group attack skill is really awesome. If Erha wants to, he must use this invincible big move more often in crowded places."

Chen Hao burst into tears of joy, and his saliva also flowed down.

More than 3000 energy coins were searched at one time, which is really making a lot of money every day.

Soon, a round white ball fell from the third floor of Piaoxiang Building, landed on the ground, bounced high and flew several feet high, fell again, bounced again, and bounced several times before it stabilized on the ground.

It wasn't until now that Chen Hao realized that it was a dog baby with a severely deformed figure. Even a woman who had given birth to ten babies would not be deformed into his figure.

Erha, who was in the shape of a ball, with four slender legs that were almost negligible, moved at a high speed, turning into a whirlwind and rushing towards Chen Hao.

He disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Soon, Erha came to Chen Hao, hiccupped, and said in a milky voice, "Daddy, I'm too full every day, I have to go back to sleep!"

"Goofy, are you alright?" Chen Hao asked with concern.

"It's okay, it's just that I fart a little too much, and it's a little empty."

Erha patted his big belly indifferently, and said in a milky voice, "However, take a nap, digest the meat and bones, and replenish your energy!"

Chen Hao felt relieved when he heard the words, and asked curiously, "Goofy, how many bones have you eaten?"

"I forgot every day, but there are at least five hundred! Uh~~~" Erha burped several times in succession as he spoke.

"Then how much fart did you fart in total?"

"It is estimated that there are hundreds of them!"

Chen Hao nodded, and said: "Then you go back to sleep, Dad will go to the awakening meeting by himself!"

Erha nodded his head, and flew towards the dilapidated courtyard as if flying.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 1000 positive energy coins from the very satisfied Xiaotian dog baby." The system's beautiful voice sounded.

Hearing this, Chen Hao hummed a ditty with a smile on his face, and walked towards the central square of Whirlwind City where the Wulun Awakening Conference was held.

When he passed by Piaoxianglou, all the diners had left, only the shopkeeper and the guys stood there with dark faces, like eggplants beaten by frost.

"Hmm... Nima, why is this Piaoxianglou so stinky? It seems that it will be renamed 'Piaoxianglou' in the future!" Chen Hao pinched his nose and said strangely when he walked in front of the shopkeeper.

As soon as he finished speaking, he ran wildly.

Hearing this, the fat shopkeeper's face turned green with anger. This is sprinkling salt on the wounds of labor and capital. The mustache on his lips trembled, and he shouted: "Catch that dead beggar, my shopkeeper, and break his legs!" !"

A group of guys chased after Chen Hao...

(End of this chapter)

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