Dad's Pastoral Life

Chapter 343 Don't treat yourself as a guest

Cheng He remembered that when he was a child, it was almost the same.

Once I ate watermelon too fast and swallowed a few seeds, and I was terrified at that time.Because someone older than him told him: If you eat watermelon seeds and go in, the watermelon seeds will germinate, and then grow leaves, and a watermelon will grow.

At that time, Cheng He was very worried, but those people told him every other day: Heizi, there are leaves growing on your head, and they will bloom in a few days.

This kind of panic lasted for a long time, until I studied nature in elementary school and learned that plants need sunlight for photosynthesis to grow, and they also need soil, and there must be no soil in my stomach, and the sun can’t shine in, so watermelon seeds can’t survive. , this is not afraid.

Later, when he pointed at the crooked moon in the sky, his mother always said to him: "Don't point at the moon, or else you will sleep and the moon will come and cut your ears."

This also scared him enough that when he touched his ears at dawn, he always felt that something was really missing, wondering if it was cut by the moon.

It seems that everyone's childhood is the same.

Cheng He hugged Cheng Jinbao, sent him home, and asked his adults to help him quickly change his clothes.

When the kid was put on the ground, his stomach suddenly let out a "cuck, cluck". He was crying a little softly, but now he was crying louder.

Cheng Jinbao cried and said, "It's over, I've turned into frogs... I blame Xiao Lin for pushing me..."

The boy was still crying until he went in to change his clothes.

Cheng He took the opportunity to teach Cheng Xinxin: "Honey, don't go to the pond alone next time! It's dangerous. Did you see that? My brother fell into the water and drank the tadpoles. Tomorrow, frogs will grow in his stomach." .”

Cheng Xinxin said in a milky voice, "Father, I also want to raise frogs...croak..."

Well, it didn't scare her, it piqued her interest.

Cheng He felt that he still had a long way to go, and he didn't dare to relax for a moment.

Cheng Xinxin asked again: "Father, will the tadpoles really turn into frogs when they get into their stomachs? Isn't the frog going to eat Jin Bao's stomach?"

A strange picture appeared in the little girl's mind: the frog in Jinbao's belly gave birth to a bunch of tadpoles, and the tadpoles turned into frogs again, so his stomach was full of frogs. "Sound, opened his mouth, and a frog came out of his mouth.

Ya, it was terrible, he turned into a frog monster.

Cheng He hesitated for a while, not to cause panic to the child, and said seriously: "It won't turn into a frog, the tadpole will be digested by Jin Bao, and will be pulled out tomorrow as poop."

I don't know which word in this sentence hit Cheng Xinxin's point of laughter, the little girl suddenly burst into giggles, and laughed so hard that if Cheng He didn't hold her tightly, she would almost fall off.

The little madman!
Cheng He said: "Cheng Xinxin, you are a girl, you have to pay attention to your image! If you laugh like a little lunatic, no one will play with you, you know?"

However, these words did not scare Cheng Xinxin at all.

The little girl repeated what her father said just now with great interest: "...it turns into poop and pulls it out..."

It turned out that this sentence made her laugh!

Like all little kids, shit, piss, and farts make them laugh...and for a long time.

Cheng He had no choice but to stop it at this time must be ineffective.

He raised one hand, pretending to hit her, and said, "Xinxin, Dad just told you that you are a girl, you should pay attention to your image, if you do this again, Dad will hit you!"

Cheng Xinxin was fearless, and said again provocatively: "...turned into poop and pulled out..."

This time he spoke quickly and unclearly, and then looked at Dad's raised slap, as if to see if he would really call.

When she saw that the slap really came, she laughed and hugged her father's neck tightly with both hands, and said in a milky voice: "Daddy, I love you, I am your little baby..."

Then kiss Dad on the cheek.

Cheng He's slap suddenly turned into a finger gently scratching her face, and the scolding sound became soft: "You little lunatic..."

Alas, there is absolutely no way to take her!
Cheng Xinxin laughed coquettishly, hugged him like a loach, and kissed her father twice on the cheek.

At this moment, Cheng He's phone rang, and he took out his cell phone to see that it was Liu Zhicheng calling.

Liu Zhicheng had previously asked Cheng He to take care of an old veteran, but the veteran came without saying hello to him, but he had a good relationship with Cheng He.

Not long ago there was a case of poaching giant pandas. Liu Zhicheng even made a special phone call to ask about it, saying that he would come over to see them again in a few days.

Now, he's calling again.

Cheng He answered the phone: "Hello, Mr. Liu..."

"Cheng He, why do you still have guards in your village? Why don't you let me in?" Liu Zhicheng said on the phone.

This is strange, if you start a tourism business, you can tell me how many tickets you want, why are you still not allowed to enter?Is it easy for him to come all the way?
Cheng He laughed suddenly, and said, "Okay, let me explain it for you."

Because of the shooting of a celebrity reality show, a sentry box was set up outside the village entrance, and the crew hired villagers to guard it to prevent irrelevant people from entering, so as not to disturb the filming.

In other words, although the contracting fee for the production crew was only [-] yuan, and the venue was required to be cleared, it did provide some jobs for the village, such as security guards, and meals for the entire production crew.This can be regarded as stimulating economic growth for Taohua Village.

Liu Zhicheng belonged to the group of irrelevant people, and the guards dutifully stopped him.He had no choice but to call Cheng He for help.

Cheng He called someone and asked them to let them go before Liu Zhicheng drove in.

Cheng He also hurried back, because Liu Zhicheng said he was going to his house later.

When he got home, Liu Zhicheng's car just arrived.

Liu Zhicheng complained and said: "Your village is getting more and more advanced now! You even set up a security guard box. Do I look like someone who does bad things with a dignified appearance like me? You can stop them!"

While talking, he brought up two more bags and handed them over.

Another two bags of foreign snacks.

Cheng Xinxin's eyes widened.

It looks delicious, she swallowed.

Cheng He stepped back with "fear" on his face, and said, "Anyone else wants to eat?"

The last time I brought a bag of snacks, and then said that Lao Yang and the others were coming to Taohua Village.

This time I brought two bags.

Liu Zhicheng didn't expect Cheng He to have such a funny side, and said with a smile: "No, don't be so afraid. Xinxin, this is for you, do you want it?"

He simply ignored Cheng He and asked Cheng Xinxin directly.

Cheng Xinxin also looked at him, feeling as if he had seen this person before.Then he looked at the bag in his hand.

The expression you want is clear at a glance.

Liu Zhicheng handed it to her and said, "Let's see if you can mention it..."

Cheng Xinxin immediately stretched out her hands and said, "I can lift it!"

Liu Zhicheng handed the two bags to her, and Cheng He had no choice but to hold them up for her, or else they would fall to the ground.

Liu Zhicheng asked again: "Why are there so few people in your village now?"

When I came here, it was quite lively.

Cheng He said: "Our village is filming a TV show, and a celebrity comes to perform a reality show, and the other party asks to clear the scene, fearing that some fans will do bad things."

Liu Zhicheng was surprised and said, "Star reality show? Did I hear you right?"

How could such a bumpkin-like village still invite celebrity reality shows?This village needs to develop!
Today's private enterprises are really impressive.

He asked, "Who is there?"

Cheng He said: "This can't be said, they asked to keep it secret. Otherwise, you can see how strict the guard box is set up."

It looks more and more like that.Liu Zhicheng gave a thumbs up and said, "It's awesome."

Cheng Xinxin was carrying two bags in her hand, she couldn't help opening them, and poked her head inside to have a look.

As Cheng He expected, the bag fell without him holding it with his hands.This girl can't see delicious food.

Cheng He said: "Come here next time, don't bring things up again."

He is still a hospitable mountain person in his bones, and every time someone comes to carry things, he is quite embarrassed.

Liu Zhicheng put on a serious face and said, "Actually, I want to thank you. My grandfather said that after Grandpa Yang came to Taohua Village, his physical and mental condition improved a lot. I know that it must be thanks to your family's food." .”

Although I don't know why his food is so good, or maybe it's because he feels better after coming to Taohua Village, in short, Lao Yang's physical condition seems to be better.

He thanked Cheng He for this, and the things he mentioned were totally worthless.

Cheng He said: "It's okay, the two old men came to the village to play, and they also spent money. They are the guests of Taohua Village. Of course, we should be more enthusiastic about the guests."

Well, I accepted other people's things, it seems that I will keep him for dinner tonight.

Liu Zhicheng immediately took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said, "Grandpa, are you still fishing? Come to Cheng He's house in a while, call Grandpa Yang, and I'll have dinner here too..."

Cheng He: "..."

This man really doesn't treat himself as a guest.Besides eating by himself, he also invited two people...

Liu Zhicheng hung up the phone and smiled happily.Obviously, it is very suitable for him to use Shisui Zhiwei.He ate at Cheng He's house once.

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