Dad's Pastoral Life

Chapter 520 How about a name?
Cheng He's family watched the news, and then spent time in the discussion of "whether the man wants to celebrate his birthday". The result of the discussion was that it was getting late, and they had to go to bed quickly.

Cheng Xinxin was still hanging on her father's back, refusing to get off, and said coquettishly, "Daddy will carry me."

"Okay, then hold on tight and don't fall." Cheng He stood up and said while supporting her.

It's strange to say that for a child as young as Cheng Xinxin, she can hang on Cheng He's back for a long time with her own strength, and she won't fall off if she doesn't support it.

And Bai Qian's arms seemed to have no strength. When carrying her, Cheng He almost relied on Cheng He to hold her legs, otherwise, she probably wouldn't be able to hold her for three seconds.

Cheng He carried his daughter on his back and said, "Look, your daughter is much better than you, and I don't even need to support my arms. How is it like you..."

Bai Qian was full of anger: "I know, I know, I don't want you to memorize it in the future, is it okay?"

"You said that, if you go to the mountains to play in the future, you can't have to memorize it, manly man, one spit and one nail." Cheng He ran on her.

Bai Qian expressed that she would not be fooled, and said calmly, "I'm not a man."

Cheng He knew it, and she just talked about it.

Carried Cheng Xinxin to her small bedroom, sat on her small bed, and said, "Come down quickly."

Cheng Xinxin pouted and said, "I won't come down."

"Why don't you come down?"

"I won't come down." Cheng Xinxin lay tighter on his back, her arms and legs seemed to have grown suction cups.

Cheng He also talked to her patiently: "If you don't come down, how can you sleep?"

"I'll just sleep like this." Cheng Xinxin began to play tricks.

"Just sleep like this, what should I do if I fall asleep and fall?"

"Dad can catch it if it falls."

This guy can't scare her at all!
Cheng He said: "Lie down quickly, Dad will tell you a story today, okay?"

As soon as she heard that her father was telling a story tonight, Cheng Xinxin immediately got down, got into bed, opened her round eyes, and waited quietly for the story to be told.

Cheng He covered her with a quilt, then took a copy of "Andersen's Fairy Tales", and asked, "Which one will we talk about today?"

Cheng Xinxin could memorize the stories by herself, but she never got tired of listening to them, so she basically picked the stories by herself and let her father tell them.

"Today we'll tell...the story of the mermaid." Cheng Xinxin thought for a while and said.

"Okay, then close your eyes and get ready to sleep, and Dad will tell you." Cheng He said.

Cheng Xinxin obeyed and closed her eyes quietly.

Cheng He dimmed the lights for her to a brightness suitable for sleeping, and then told her according to the book.

Maybe it was because his voice had a hypnotic effect, or maybe it was because listening to his voice gave her peace of mind. Cheng Xinxin soon fell asleep, and her breathing became more soothing.

Cheng He closed the book and looked at her sleeping face. He couldn't get tired of looking at her. A child is like an angel when he is asleep.

Compared with last year, she has grown up a lot this year.

Cheng He turned off the light for her, leaving only a dimly lit weak light, and walked out gently.

Back in the bedroom, he found that Bai Qian was holding a book in his hand, and he wondered, "Why are you serious now?"

She is not the type who likes to read too much, especially after being pregnant. She has not touched a book for a long time, so Cheng He was a little surprised.

When she walked in this time, she didn't even fall asleep.

Bai Qian turned a page of the book and said, "Don't make noise, I'm thinking of my name!"

What she was flipping through was an ancient poem, which Cheng He bought when he was in school. It had been kept in a box and wrapped in a plastic bag, so it was not broken.

In the summer, the ones that have been taken out to dry are now placed on the bookshelf.However, this book is usually not read by anyone, so it is not very popular.

Cheng He said: "This is a poem, how did you name it?"

"Poetry is good. I saw an official account push today, saying that whoever named the name is very good, and whoever named the name is very poetic. I am so envious. I think I should read it too." Bai Qian is very serious Said.

Cheng He took off his clothes and went to bed, squeezed over to look at it, and asked again: "Then are you naming your son, or a girl?"

"Prepare both of them first, and just use them when you choose them." Bai Qian said, turning another page.

She thinks these poems are so beautiful, but why is it so difficult to name them?The words chosen by others sound poetic, but why can't she come up with a poetic name?
Cheng He said: "Is it so particular about naming names now? The names we used to call Goudan, Stone, and Hairy Boy are so simple that anyone who hasn't studied can think of them."

Bai Qian looked at him with contempt and asked, "Then what's your name?"

"My name is Heizi, look, how nice it sounds." Cheng He said solemnly.

Bai Qian also wanted to be serious like him, but she still couldn't help laughing, and said, "I wanted to praise you for having a good name..."

I thought the name came from something like "famous" or "prominent", but I didn't expect the name to come from such a reason.

So earthy!
She flipped through a few more pages in the book, but looking at the beautiful poems, it was difficult to come up with a good name, and it seemed that the good ones had already been taken by others, which was really troublesome.

Looking at it, she yawned and said, "Okay, I can't think of it today, and I'll continue tomorrow. Anyway, there are still a few months, so think about it slowly. I don't believe it, I can't even think of a name. "

She probably suffered from drowsiness again. When she fell asleep, she put down the book and fell asleep within half a minute.

As a result, Cheng He took the book and flipped through it again. Looking at this old paper book, there were still some words and notes he had written before, and he couldn't help but think of the time when he bought this book.

Before, he also had a literary dream for a while.

It's just that the wheel of time does not go according to people's will, and many things just pass by like this.Picking up the book I bought a long time ago, it feels like a long, long time has passed.

A person has to go through a lot in his life, including being smug about the future, being ruthlessly hit by reality, and occasionally seeing some sunshine in his life. Until now, he is about to have his second child.

How should I put it, fate once hit him, but now, it has begun to repay him in the same way.

Looking at Bai Qian's sleeping face, Cheng He couldn't help shaking his head. Once this guy fell asleep, he didn't care about anything, and fell asleep with his head tilted.

He took her arm, gently stuffed it into the bed, and covered her up.

……

The next day, something quietly changed.

The news that Cheng He read last night, the scam news about desert greening, actually got more and more people's attention.

how to say?Some things were beyond his expectation.I thought it was just a piece of news, but I didn't expect someone to intercept the video and forward it.

The forwarded content almost all revolved around Hu Youqing's broken voice, "Comrade policeman, I'm not a liar, Cheng He and I are really classmates, you have to believe me, it's really him who entrusted me to attract investment, you have to believe me ..."

Hu Youqing's broken gong voice is very characteristic, and it has a little local accent. When he said this, it sounded like a comic effect;

And the situation was like that at that time, other policemen ignored him at all, and he was still talking there with a serious expression, which somehow made people feel like laughing.

Especially in the video, there is another section where the police showed Cheng He's photo and said, "This is Cheng He, are you classmates with him?"

The guy glanced at the photo, and then said suspiciously: "Isn't this Boss Zhang?"

It has already been stated in the news that Cheng He pretended to be a certain boss to hook him, so the case was solved quickly, so the audience also knew that the "Boss Zhang" who had chatted with him for several days was the "classmate" he called ", which is even more joyful.

I don't know if people are too idle or something, but I thought this video was interesting, so I cut it down and started spreading it.

This incident is not a special case. Almost every once in a while, a certain sentence pattern will be popular on the Internet, such as "what kind of hatred", "I won't give me 100 yuan", "Lan Shou, mushroom", "I am Starve to death, die outside, jump from the window, and never eat", etc., this time may be one of them.

Looking back now, these words seem to be ordinary. I don’t know how they became popular back then.

However, it was indeed a fire for a while.

Yesterday's news was probably the same as last year's thief Guevara Zhou. After being caught, he said, "It is impossible to work part-time. It is impossible to work part-time in this life. I can't do business. I just steal this kind of thing. Only then can we maintain a life like this..."

"Entering the detention center is like coming home. I feel that everyone inside is talented, and they speak nicely. I really like the inside..."

Especially Zhou's personalized appearance and very personal accent are unforgettable.

That video was also very widely circulated. It was used in various emoticons, various adaptations, and various ridicules. It also occupied a hot topic for several months.

This time, by chance, it was Hu Youqing's turn.

That very characteristic broken voice, that tone of voice that resembles passing (harmonious) sales, and the words with a local accent, "Comrade policeman, I'm not a liar, Cheng He and I are really classmates, you have to believe me, it's really true." He entrusted me to attract investment, you have to trust me..." It touched the cuteness of some people again, and I began to think that this sentence was very nice.

After the animation video was circulated and forwarded, it was quickly changed to ridicule the lines:

"Comrade policeman, I'm not here to whore, Xiaofang and I are really classmates, you have to believe me, she really invited me here, you have to believe me..."

"Old man, you're all thankful, she's only 20 years old, when were your classmates?"

Similar jokes are flying all over the sky.

There are also some imitation videos, which also received a lot of hits, mainly because of Hu Youqing's broken voice and some accents, which are so unique that people want to laugh when they hear it.

In just two days, the video unexpectedly went viral.

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