Cute goods vs. beautiful imperial doctor

Chapter 19 Strange Little Animals

Dongfang Yu'er sobbed and said: "I won't talk about it on the way, I will keep her when I come back, Yu'er doesn't want it."

Dongfang Li was puzzled: "Why? She is dumb, deaf and ugly, why don't you?"

Dongfang Yu'er said pitifully: "She is like an old monster, causing Yu'er to have nightmares all day long, Yu'er doesn't want it anymore."

Dongfang said with a headache, "Then don't want this or that, who will take care of you when you dress and bathe?"

Dongfang Yu'er sucked her lips, her eyes that had just cried were shining and she looked at Dongfang Li and said, "You, isn't daddy the one who likes to look at Yu'er's body the most?"

Dongfang Li felt a rush of heat, he was about to die of anger from her, but he heard her childish voice saying: "Father, you have a nosebleed."

Dongfang was very embarrassed, and hurriedly wiped her nose with one hand and covered her mouth with the other, and said, "Dongfang Yu'er, my father is about to die of anger from you, you see that you are so angry that your orifices are bleeding, are you happy?"

Dongfang Yu'er helped Dongfang Li stop the bleeding with her small hands, and said innocently, "Father, there is only bleeding from one orifice, and there are six more, so I can't die."

Dongfang Li was about to vomit blood, and if he continued to fight with her, he would really bleed from all seven orifices. In fact, Dongfang Li couldn't say for sure whether the bleeding just now was due to genuine anger, but why did he have a nosebleed?Even if he was beaten to death, it would be impossible for him to admit that he was teased by Dongfang Yu'er. She is only six years old this year, okay?

"Yu'er, don't be self-willed. You don't have to leave other maids and mothers, but not the dumb woman. If you drive the dumb woman away, you can take a bath, change clothes, comb your hair, and dress up. You can do it yourself. You can't even use a finger for your father." Can you help me?" Dongfang Li decided to adopt a dictatorial decision in the future and not to ask her opinion again, so as not to be pissed off without knowing the reason.

Dongfang Yu'er sucked her small mouth and thought for a while and nodded: "Okay, father, anyway, the dumb woman will get used to it after watching for a long time." At least there will be no threat of seducing the Patriarch to climb the dragon bed, and it is okay to stay. OK.

Dongfang Li was silent for a while and suddenly said: "Actually, being a father can remove the birthmark on her face, and I think she is a pretty and lovely woman."

Dongfang Yuer was taken aback for a moment, and then she felt a sense of crisis. She grabbed Dongfang Li's clothes and refused to leave. The most dangerous enemy is by your side, this woman has learned a lot about lurking.

Dongfang Li smiled and opened Dongfang Yuer's little fingers one by one, then pinched her in the palm and continued to pull her out, saying as he walked, "If you don't memorize that tendon and acupoint map, my father doesn't mind treating it at all. A woman's face, by the way, I took her as a concubine."

Damn it, Dongfang Yuer understood in an instant that Dongfang Li, an old fox, actually used her weakness to threaten her, but sadly, she had to accept the threat, just because she couldn't just watch other women sleep with her. A man still has to be her mother.

"Father, you are so stingy, you don't want to take any losses, I hate you to death." Dongfang Yu'er complained with a small mouth.

Dongfang Li smiled lightly and said, "No one has ever been able to plot against me, Dongfang Li, Yu'er, you remember, no one is an exception."

Dongfang Yu'er rolled her eyes, and she didn't know who was being tricked just now, but she still said obediently: "Okay, dad, I'll memorize that damn tendon and acupoint map by heart." Carrying her is the most annoying thing, so it's better to practice it, so Dongfang Yuer looked at Dongfang sternly and said: "But father, I really can't afford it, why don't you make a sacrifice and let me actually observe the possibility on you I'll remember it faster."

Dongfang Li frowned: "You mean you want me to be a naked villain in the book?" She wasn't serious, right?

Dongfang Yu'er nodded seriously: "Teaching students according to their aptitude can get twice the result with half the effort, Dad, I don't mind being another female villain. If you don't want to be a male one, I can order Xiao Zhuzi or find Brother Che. Yu'er misses them." Should be happy."

Dongfang Li was furious immediately, even thinking about that kind of scene made him furious, and shouted: "No, you are not allowed to find anyone else except for your father, have you heard that?"

Dongfang Yu'er held back her smile and said obediently: "I got it, Dad. In fact, I promise that I will never reveal the contents of the book. Why are you so nervous?"

Dongfang Li was also taken aback, yes, how could he have such a big mood swing?Then he quickly attributed this fluctuation to the father's discipline of his daughter, saying: "No father would allow his daughter to observe other men's bodies."

Dongfang Yuer sneered, she was really dishonest, she was already so sour that she could smell it, and she could still give such a reason in a high-sounding manner, but fearing that her father would become angry from embarrassment, Dongfang Yuer could only nod her head in agreement and said: " Oh, that's right, Yu'er is confused, Dad, from now on, Yu'er will learn from you." The opportunity to eat tofu blatantly makes my mouth water when I think about it.

Dongfang Li still felt that it was not appropriate, but in order to prevent his daughter from learning from other men, he could only nod his head in agreement. He always felt that he was cheated, but he was not sure, and a six-year-old baby could Even if it was designed to kill him, he would not believe it.

Dongfang Yuer yawned, and she was so sleepy after tossing and tossing almost all night. At this moment, a little thing with sharp eared monkey cheeks drilled out from a garden they passed by. The scales looked very strange, sniffed and sniffed, and followed Dongfang Yu'er step by step, the beard around the mouth kept shaking, and the body stuck to the ground without making a sound, so Dongfang Li didn't notice it.

Following them out of the palace gate and getting into the carriage, Dongfang Yuer fell asleep almost as soon as she got in the carriage, while Dongfang Li hugged her and closed his eyes to rest his mind, while the strange little thing was hiding under the seat. However, the imperial medicine storehouse was full of chaos. They lost a holy beast, the weasel that could taste all kinds of herbs. All the medicinal materials can even be used to detoxify, so they were placed in the imperial pharmacy, but now they suddenly disappeared. The imperial pharmacy was in chaos. Losing the holy beast is a death penalty. All the imperial doctors, eunuchs, eunuchs and maids on duty will die. After going all over the palace, there was no sign of Molin Weasel. The imperial doctor in charge fell to the ground and lamented that it was really lost.

Back at Dongfang Mansion, Luo Bing immediately came to report that Mingzhu Pavilion had been cleaned up, and the little master could live in it, and those maids and nuns were temporarily arranged in Mingzhu Pavilion, Dongfang Li felt a little tired at this moment, just nodded, He carried Dongfang Yuer into the room and went to sleep, and went back to the room to rest. At this time, the little thing with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks got into Dongfang Yuer's quilt consciously, found a comfortable place, and fell asleep, Dongfang Yuer She only felt that there was something warm next to her leg, but she couldn't open her eyes because of her tiredness, so she didn't go into it, and after a while, she sank into a dream again and didn't know anything.

(End of this chapter)