She is A and Sa at the same table
Chapter 153 Goose Fighting
Chapter 153 Goose Fighting (two more in one)
Not only Jing Xing was watching, but Lin Qingyou and Ji Anran also heard his pitiful screams. Before they could understand what happened to him, they heard Xu Changhao, who was surrounded by geese, also "Aww ~" he yelled out, and his wailing voice sounded even more miserable than Du Mingyu's.
So, their eyes moved to Xu Changhao again.
Xu Changhao was also bitten by a fierce-looking big white goose, but he was even more unlucky than Du Mingyu, and was bitten by the big white goose directly on his ass.
At this moment, he was frantically dancing youth disco, twisting his butt left and right, trying to get rid of the big white goose that seemed to be stuck to his ass.
The two voices that went straight to the sky howled out one after another, like a stone stirring up a thousand waves, the big white geese all over the yard started to commotion in an instant, and they all started the fighting mode of denying their relatives, and started to bite people when they caught them.
Xu Changhao finally got rid of the big white goose that fell in love with his ass, and his mentality completely collapsed: "What the hell is this! My ass hurts so much!"
"Fuck, shit, shit!" Du Mingyu bounced off the big white goose that was biting his sleeve, and the school uniform jacket was almost torn off by a piece of cloth.
The big white geese in the yard stretched their necks and screamed, while flapping their wings, Lin Qingyou hooked the schoolbag from Ji Anran's arms with quick eyes and hands, and swung it on the body of an oncoming big white goose.
The big white goose staggered, shook its wings, stretched its neck and rushed towards it without admitting defeat. Lin Qingyou understood why it was said on the Internet that the big white goose had a strong desire for revenge.
This goose has a tough personality, and it hates people when it sees people. Usually, it would go up and fight if it disliked anyone, let alone that they came to catch it on purpose now.
The yard was in chaos, geese yelled, people yelled, mixed with dogs barking and chickens crowing in the yard next door, Lin Qingyou wanted to sigh from the bottom of her heart—what a live version of "Ventrilo"!
Du Mingyu was chased by the leading white goose and screamed, and Ji Anran hid behind Xu Changhao with a terrified expression: "Rat! Quickly strangle its neck! Stretch its neck!"
"Damn it! I fucking pinched it!"
Lin Qingyou watched a big white goose rushing towards her aggressively, and quickly hid to the side, but Jing Xing also hid from the goose that was rushing over there, and she ran headfirst into his arms in a panic.
"This fucking choke doesn't work! I threw it on the ground, and it got up and came over with vigor!"
Xu Changhao was a little bit broken, and even broke down to the point that his language level rose rapidly, and he used an idiom - full of energy.
Du Mingyu also held one in his hand, and swung the goose by its long neck, temporarily driving away the circle of geese surrounding him, but when he threw the goose that was used as a weapon far away On one side, not only the goose that retreated just now surrounded it again, but also the goose that he threw aside also rushed over.
No one in the group cared about anyone else, they fought on their own.
"Obviously! Fucking think of a way! Your goose!"
"My goose doesn't even recognize me!"
"My day! Hurry up! Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and retreat!"
"Fuck my schoolbag!"
"Don't fucking care about the schoolbag! Life is more important than the schoolbag?!"
Lin Qingyou was dizzy from being chased by the geese. She ran into Jing Xing's arms in a panic just now, and was pushed back by him just as she pushed away a little.
Jing Xing protected her all the time, but he was not bitten by a goose, but he pulled her back and forth to hide, and his head was held in his arms all the time, and now he was in a daze.
A group of people walked and ran to retreat to the door. Xu Changhao pouted his buttocks and began to fiddle with the bolt on the wooden door, but he didn't know if it was in disrepair. The bolt was stuck behind and couldn't be pulled.
Du Mingyu took a broken broom in the corner of the wall into his hand, and while driving away the big white goose that was crazily attacking this way, he hurriedly urged him: "Rat, what the hell are you doing? Why don't you open the door quickly?!"
Xu Changhao was even more anxious than him, his ass was facing the big white goose, while he was fiddling with the latch, he also had to worry about whether his ass would be bitten again: "I fucking want to open it too! But this thing It seems to be stuck, I can't move it!"
While he was talking, a big white goose spotted a gap, stretched its neck, went up to his buttocks and gave a snort, Xu Changhao immediately wailed into the sky.
"Hold on to the rat!" Du Mingyu spread out a hand, pinched the big white goose that was biting his buttocks, and pulled it down vigorously, "Hurry up and open the door, I'll help you pull it down!"
Ji Anran was behind Xu Changhao, also holding a broken mop in his hand, while driving away the big white geese that gathered here, he beat the ass of the biting goose vigorously.
It's a pity that the big white goose just gnawed and refused to let go. Xu Changhao yelled like a crow mourning in a cemetery: "Aww! Fuck me! It hurts me to death!"
Lin Qingyou also wanted to help, but Ji Anran was in charge of the goose's butt, and Du Mingyu was in charge of the goose's neck. She really had nowhere to do it. She couldn't take off Xu Changhao's pants, could she? !
"Get out of the way." But Jing Xing couldn't stand it anymore, he stepped forward sideways, and directly kicked the biting big white goose unceremoniously.
The big white goose was kicked away by his magical kick. Its white and fat body fluttered and slid in mid-air in a perfect streamlined shape, and then landed on the haystack in the corner. Get out.
Du Mingyu: "Damn it!"
Ji Anran: "Damn it!"
Lin Qingyou: "The same table is mighty."
Xu Changhao almost knelt down for Jing Xing who saved his ass, and was so moved that he cried bitterly: "Thank you, Squad Leader!"
Lin Qingyou glanced at the big white goose that was kicked away from under Jing Xing's arm, and felt that it would be dazed for at most ten seconds, and would definitely make a comeback, and now it's time to get out as soon as possible.
"That's enough, thank you when you go back! Get this thing out of the way first! If you don't leave, I think we're all going to die here." Du Mingyu touched a brick out of nowhere and faced the door The bolt was smashed twice, but the door bolt did not budge.
Ji Anran was very anxious, running around like a headless chicken: "Is there a knife? A kitchen knife or something like that? You have to use a kitchen knife to cut it off, right?"
Lin Qingyou: "..."
She didn't think anyone would carry a kitchen knife with them.
Xu Changhao covered his buttocks, and said with a painful face: "Knife, there is, but it's not a kitchen knife. Can you look at nail clippers?"
Ji Anran: "...No way!"
(End of this chapter)
Not only Jing Xing was watching, but Lin Qingyou and Ji Anran also heard his pitiful screams. Before they could understand what happened to him, they heard Xu Changhao, who was surrounded by geese, also "Aww ~" he yelled out, and his wailing voice sounded even more miserable than Du Mingyu's.
So, their eyes moved to Xu Changhao again.
Xu Changhao was also bitten by a fierce-looking big white goose, but he was even more unlucky than Du Mingyu, and was bitten by the big white goose directly on his ass.
At this moment, he was frantically dancing youth disco, twisting his butt left and right, trying to get rid of the big white goose that seemed to be stuck to his ass.
The two voices that went straight to the sky howled out one after another, like a stone stirring up a thousand waves, the big white geese all over the yard started to commotion in an instant, and they all started the fighting mode of denying their relatives, and started to bite people when they caught them.
Xu Changhao finally got rid of the big white goose that fell in love with his ass, and his mentality completely collapsed: "What the hell is this! My ass hurts so much!"
"Fuck, shit, shit!" Du Mingyu bounced off the big white goose that was biting his sleeve, and the school uniform jacket was almost torn off by a piece of cloth.
The big white geese in the yard stretched their necks and screamed, while flapping their wings, Lin Qingyou hooked the schoolbag from Ji Anran's arms with quick eyes and hands, and swung it on the body of an oncoming big white goose.
The big white goose staggered, shook its wings, stretched its neck and rushed towards it without admitting defeat. Lin Qingyou understood why it was said on the Internet that the big white goose had a strong desire for revenge.
This goose has a tough personality, and it hates people when it sees people. Usually, it would go up and fight if it disliked anyone, let alone that they came to catch it on purpose now.
The yard was in chaos, geese yelled, people yelled, mixed with dogs barking and chickens crowing in the yard next door, Lin Qingyou wanted to sigh from the bottom of her heart—what a live version of "Ventrilo"!
Du Mingyu was chased by the leading white goose and screamed, and Ji Anran hid behind Xu Changhao with a terrified expression: "Rat! Quickly strangle its neck! Stretch its neck!"
"Damn it! I fucking pinched it!"
Lin Qingyou watched a big white goose rushing towards her aggressively, and quickly hid to the side, but Jing Xing also hid from the goose that was rushing over there, and she ran headfirst into his arms in a panic.
"This fucking choke doesn't work! I threw it on the ground, and it got up and came over with vigor!"
Xu Changhao was a little bit broken, and even broke down to the point that his language level rose rapidly, and he used an idiom - full of energy.
Du Mingyu also held one in his hand, and swung the goose by its long neck, temporarily driving away the circle of geese surrounding him, but when he threw the goose that was used as a weapon far away On one side, not only the goose that retreated just now surrounded it again, but also the goose that he threw aside also rushed over.
No one in the group cared about anyone else, they fought on their own.
"Obviously! Fucking think of a way! Your goose!"
"My goose doesn't even recognize me!"
"My day! Hurry up! Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and retreat!"
"Fuck my schoolbag!"
"Don't fucking care about the schoolbag! Life is more important than the schoolbag?!"
Lin Qingyou was dizzy from being chased by the geese. She ran into Jing Xing's arms in a panic just now, and was pushed back by him just as she pushed away a little.
Jing Xing protected her all the time, but he was not bitten by a goose, but he pulled her back and forth to hide, and his head was held in his arms all the time, and now he was in a daze.
A group of people walked and ran to retreat to the door. Xu Changhao pouted his buttocks and began to fiddle with the bolt on the wooden door, but he didn't know if it was in disrepair. The bolt was stuck behind and couldn't be pulled.
Du Mingyu took a broken broom in the corner of the wall into his hand, and while driving away the big white goose that was crazily attacking this way, he hurriedly urged him: "Rat, what the hell are you doing? Why don't you open the door quickly?!"
Xu Changhao was even more anxious than him, his ass was facing the big white goose, while he was fiddling with the latch, he also had to worry about whether his ass would be bitten again: "I fucking want to open it too! But this thing It seems to be stuck, I can't move it!"
While he was talking, a big white goose spotted a gap, stretched its neck, went up to his buttocks and gave a snort, Xu Changhao immediately wailed into the sky.
"Hold on to the rat!" Du Mingyu spread out a hand, pinched the big white goose that was biting his buttocks, and pulled it down vigorously, "Hurry up and open the door, I'll help you pull it down!"
Ji Anran was behind Xu Changhao, also holding a broken mop in his hand, while driving away the big white geese that gathered here, he beat the ass of the biting goose vigorously.
It's a pity that the big white goose just gnawed and refused to let go. Xu Changhao yelled like a crow mourning in a cemetery: "Aww! Fuck me! It hurts me to death!"
Lin Qingyou also wanted to help, but Ji Anran was in charge of the goose's butt, and Du Mingyu was in charge of the goose's neck. She really had nowhere to do it. She couldn't take off Xu Changhao's pants, could she? !
"Get out of the way." But Jing Xing couldn't stand it anymore, he stepped forward sideways, and directly kicked the biting big white goose unceremoniously.
The big white goose was kicked away by his magical kick. Its white and fat body fluttered and slid in mid-air in a perfect streamlined shape, and then landed on the haystack in the corner. Get out.
Du Mingyu: "Damn it!"
Ji Anran: "Damn it!"
Lin Qingyou: "The same table is mighty."
Xu Changhao almost knelt down for Jing Xing who saved his ass, and was so moved that he cried bitterly: "Thank you, Squad Leader!"
Lin Qingyou glanced at the big white goose that was kicked away from under Jing Xing's arm, and felt that it would be dazed for at most ten seconds, and would definitely make a comeback, and now it's time to get out as soon as possible.
"That's enough, thank you when you go back! Get this thing out of the way first! If you don't leave, I think we're all going to die here." Du Mingyu touched a brick out of nowhere and faced the door The bolt was smashed twice, but the door bolt did not budge.
Ji Anran was very anxious, running around like a headless chicken: "Is there a knife? A kitchen knife or something like that? You have to use a kitchen knife to cut it off, right?"
Lin Qingyou: "..."
She didn't think anyone would carry a kitchen knife with them.
Xu Changhao covered his buttocks, and said with a painful face: "Knife, there is, but it's not a kitchen knife. Can you look at nail clippers?"
Ji Anran: "...No way!"
(End of this chapter)
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