She is A and Sa at the same table
Chapter 285 Jing Xing's way of speaking
Chapter 285 Jing Xing's Way of Speaking
"...What did you say?" Xu Changhao was almost dazzled by his two rows of white teeth.
WTF?
Retweeted a koi?
As if he was afraid that he might not be able to hear clearly, Du Mingyu deliberately slowed down his tone, and repeated, "I said, I just reposted a koi on Weibo."
Xu Changhao: "..."
Xu Changhao remembered that the last time he asked "What about the essay competition held by the school", Du Mingyu also said "Go to Weibo and forward a koi".
And last time, when he asked "The basketball level of our class is too bad, is there any way to improve the basketball level in the class in a short time", Du Mingyu said again, "Go to Weibo and forward a koi".
And the last time... His answer was still "Go forward a koi on Weibo".
In Du Mingyu's place, it seems that everything can be solved by forwarding a koi on Weibo.
Xu Changhao recalled the results of reposting the koi several times, and he also acted as an honest person, saying: "But I think it is useless to repost the koi."
Their level of basketball in Class [-] was still very poor, and they didn't even make it to the preliminaries, as did the essay competition held. Fang Shitai directly folded their essays twice and used them as table legs.
"NO~NO~~NO~~~ You are still not sincere enough, sincerity will make you better." Du Mingyu shook a finger, and said seriously, "As long as your prayers are in place, your grades will not let you down." broken."
Xu Changhao: "But I still think koi are useless."
It's just that even though he said this, he clicked on his mobile Weibo very honestly, and posted two koi fish in succession.
Du Mingyu was reading Weibo when he saw the two koi fish that suddenly appeared in his circle of friends, he silently forwarded another one manually, then turned his head to the back row, and said, "Sister Yuzu, you can forward one too. , I really find it quite useful.”
"Come on, instead of saying that koi is useful, you might as well say that sister Yuzu is a koi. Didn't you thank her for the first two exams?" Xu Changhao said.
Du Mingyu thought about it, and felt that what he said was quite reasonable.
The first exam was copied by his grapefruit sister, and the second exam was copied by his grapefruit sister's boyfriend. Rounding up, it is roughly equal to his grapefruit sister's credit.
Lin Qingyou couldn't help laughing when she heard what the two of them said. The mobile phone on the table flickered, the screen was on for a few seconds, and then went dark again. She looked down.
It was a message from Jing Xing.
[Jing Xing]: There is a new dessert shop opened at the gate of the school. It sells rice cakes. There are three flavors: strawberry, cantaloupe, and orange. What flavor do you want?
Just now Cheng Xu and Liang Jidong ran over from the third year of high school and said they were going outside the school. Lin Qingyou was too lazy to climb the fifth floor back and forth, so she didn't go down with them.
After two seconds, the phone screen lit up again, and another WeChat message from Jing Xing came over.
[Jing Xing]: There are also small cakes, strawberry and blueberry flavors, which one do you like?
Lin Qingyou tapped the screen to tell him back.
[Grapefruit]: Strawberry-flavored glutinous rice cake, don’t want the small cake, it’s too sweet.
After thinking about it, Lin Qingyou added another sentence.
[Grapefruit]: Don't buy too much, just refer to my food intake. I will have a weekend after the exam tomorrow, or I won't be able to finish it.
Du Mingyu also saw the chat records of the two, and said with a smile: "Oh, I appreciate the way the monitor speaks."
Lin Qingyou looked up from the phone: "Huh?"
Du Mingyu shook his head and said, "Sister Yuzu, look, the class monitor asked you which of the three flavors you like. This is a multiple-choice question."
Lin Qingyou: "?"
So?
Lin Qingyou didn't understand what he meant.
"Generally, boys will say this when they ask, there is a rice cake seller at the gate of the school, do you want to eat it?" Du Mingyu simply dragged the stool, moved it to the edge of her table, and said in the tone of an old love expert, "You taste it, you taste it again, you taste it carefully, these two ways of speaking are fundamentally different."
"Well, I've tasted it carefully." Lin Qingyou said.
It's just that nothing came out.
"Look, when a boy asks a girl if you want to eat or not, the girl is of course embarrassed to say I want it or I will eat it. Instead of asking, it is better to give an option directly." Du Mingyu said, "It's like a boy wants to give a girl a gift. Ask her in advance if you want this gift. Can a girl really say yes? Of course you have to be reserved."
Lin Qingyou: "Ah..."
"So, less tricks and more sincerity. When giving a gift to a girl, don't ask her if she wants it. Just give it away. A person who really wants to give you something will not ask you before buying it. Do you want it? If he asks you, it means that he doesn't really want to give it away, but just expresses his intention." Du Mingyu analyzed clearly.
Xu Changhao was also listening to his love master's lecture, and couldn't help but interjected: "Obviously, since you know so much, why are you still single?"
Du Mingyu: "..."
He finally knew why Xu Changhao asked him "Why are you so honest" just now.
The preparatory bell had already rang on the radio, and there were still 10 minutes before the evening self-study. Lin Qingyou came back from the water room with boiling water, and Jing Xing was already sitting in his seat.
Of course, the first thing she noticed was not Jing Xing, but the big bag of things piled up on her desk.
Lin Qingyou: "???"
She went over, sat down on the seat, tightened the cap of the thermos cup, placed it on the upper right corner of the table, and then went to see what was in the bag—strawberry-flavored rice cake.
Lin Qingyou counted, no more, no less, a total of twenty.
"..."
She carefully recalled the message she sent to him just now, and made sure that what she said was "Don't buy too much, just refer to my appetite" instead of "Buy more, my appetite a bit big".
After being silent for a while, she lowered her head and counted again. It was still twenty, and she did not count wrongly just now.
Lin Qingyou: "..."
Why, in Jing Xing's heart, is she just a glutton?
During the two days of the exam, there was no need for morning self-study. When Lin Qingyou went to the exam room, she was deliberately late, and waited for the temperature of the air conditioner in the exam room to rise before entering the classroom.
Sure enough, as Xu Changhao expected, this time not only Lin Qingyou's seat was moved to the front, Jing Xing's was also moved there, and the two sat across the desk, one left and one right.
There are still ten minutes before the exam. The invigilator looked at the first grade on the left and the second grade on the right. He felt that life is really fantasy. In the examination room.
(End of this chapter)
"...What did you say?" Xu Changhao was almost dazzled by his two rows of white teeth.
WTF?
Retweeted a koi?
As if he was afraid that he might not be able to hear clearly, Du Mingyu deliberately slowed down his tone, and repeated, "I said, I just reposted a koi on Weibo."
Xu Changhao: "..."
Xu Changhao remembered that the last time he asked "What about the essay competition held by the school", Du Mingyu also said "Go to Weibo and forward a koi".
And last time, when he asked "The basketball level of our class is too bad, is there any way to improve the basketball level in the class in a short time", Du Mingyu said again, "Go to Weibo and forward a koi".
And the last time... His answer was still "Go forward a koi on Weibo".
In Du Mingyu's place, it seems that everything can be solved by forwarding a koi on Weibo.
Xu Changhao recalled the results of reposting the koi several times, and he also acted as an honest person, saying: "But I think it is useless to repost the koi."
Their level of basketball in Class [-] was still very poor, and they didn't even make it to the preliminaries, as did the essay competition held. Fang Shitai directly folded their essays twice and used them as table legs.
"NO~NO~~NO~~~ You are still not sincere enough, sincerity will make you better." Du Mingyu shook a finger, and said seriously, "As long as your prayers are in place, your grades will not let you down." broken."
Xu Changhao: "But I still think koi are useless."
It's just that even though he said this, he clicked on his mobile Weibo very honestly, and posted two koi fish in succession.
Du Mingyu was reading Weibo when he saw the two koi fish that suddenly appeared in his circle of friends, he silently forwarded another one manually, then turned his head to the back row, and said, "Sister Yuzu, you can forward one too. , I really find it quite useful.”
"Come on, instead of saying that koi is useful, you might as well say that sister Yuzu is a koi. Didn't you thank her for the first two exams?" Xu Changhao said.
Du Mingyu thought about it, and felt that what he said was quite reasonable.
The first exam was copied by his grapefruit sister, and the second exam was copied by his grapefruit sister's boyfriend. Rounding up, it is roughly equal to his grapefruit sister's credit.
Lin Qingyou couldn't help laughing when she heard what the two of them said. The mobile phone on the table flickered, the screen was on for a few seconds, and then went dark again. She looked down.
It was a message from Jing Xing.
[Jing Xing]: There is a new dessert shop opened at the gate of the school. It sells rice cakes. There are three flavors: strawberry, cantaloupe, and orange. What flavor do you want?
Just now Cheng Xu and Liang Jidong ran over from the third year of high school and said they were going outside the school. Lin Qingyou was too lazy to climb the fifth floor back and forth, so she didn't go down with them.
After two seconds, the phone screen lit up again, and another WeChat message from Jing Xing came over.
[Jing Xing]: There are also small cakes, strawberry and blueberry flavors, which one do you like?
Lin Qingyou tapped the screen to tell him back.
[Grapefruit]: Strawberry-flavored glutinous rice cake, don’t want the small cake, it’s too sweet.
After thinking about it, Lin Qingyou added another sentence.
[Grapefruit]: Don't buy too much, just refer to my food intake. I will have a weekend after the exam tomorrow, or I won't be able to finish it.
Du Mingyu also saw the chat records of the two, and said with a smile: "Oh, I appreciate the way the monitor speaks."
Lin Qingyou looked up from the phone: "Huh?"
Du Mingyu shook his head and said, "Sister Yuzu, look, the class monitor asked you which of the three flavors you like. This is a multiple-choice question."
Lin Qingyou: "?"
So?
Lin Qingyou didn't understand what he meant.
"Generally, boys will say this when they ask, there is a rice cake seller at the gate of the school, do you want to eat it?" Du Mingyu simply dragged the stool, moved it to the edge of her table, and said in the tone of an old love expert, "You taste it, you taste it again, you taste it carefully, these two ways of speaking are fundamentally different."
"Well, I've tasted it carefully." Lin Qingyou said.
It's just that nothing came out.
"Look, when a boy asks a girl if you want to eat or not, the girl is of course embarrassed to say I want it or I will eat it. Instead of asking, it is better to give an option directly." Du Mingyu said, "It's like a boy wants to give a girl a gift. Ask her in advance if you want this gift. Can a girl really say yes? Of course you have to be reserved."
Lin Qingyou: "Ah..."
"So, less tricks and more sincerity. When giving a gift to a girl, don't ask her if she wants it. Just give it away. A person who really wants to give you something will not ask you before buying it. Do you want it? If he asks you, it means that he doesn't really want to give it away, but just expresses his intention." Du Mingyu analyzed clearly.
Xu Changhao was also listening to his love master's lecture, and couldn't help but interjected: "Obviously, since you know so much, why are you still single?"
Du Mingyu: "..."
He finally knew why Xu Changhao asked him "Why are you so honest" just now.
The preparatory bell had already rang on the radio, and there were still 10 minutes before the evening self-study. Lin Qingyou came back from the water room with boiling water, and Jing Xing was already sitting in his seat.
Of course, the first thing she noticed was not Jing Xing, but the big bag of things piled up on her desk.
Lin Qingyou: "???"
She went over, sat down on the seat, tightened the cap of the thermos cup, placed it on the upper right corner of the table, and then went to see what was in the bag—strawberry-flavored rice cake.
Lin Qingyou counted, no more, no less, a total of twenty.
"..."
She carefully recalled the message she sent to him just now, and made sure that what she said was "Don't buy too much, just refer to my appetite" instead of "Buy more, my appetite a bit big".
After being silent for a while, she lowered her head and counted again. It was still twenty, and she did not count wrongly just now.
Lin Qingyou: "..."
Why, in Jing Xing's heart, is she just a glutton?
During the two days of the exam, there was no need for morning self-study. When Lin Qingyou went to the exam room, she was deliberately late, and waited for the temperature of the air conditioner in the exam room to rise before entering the classroom.
Sure enough, as Xu Changhao expected, this time not only Lin Qingyou's seat was moved to the front, Jing Xing's was also moved there, and the two sat across the desk, one left and one right.
There are still ten minutes before the exam. The invigilator looked at the first grade on the left and the second grade on the right. He felt that life is really fantasy. In the examination room.
(End of this chapter)
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