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Chapter 601 Jing Xing: "Who lost his girlfriend?"

Jueding Garden, the male dormitory building of the Business School.

Different from the girls' dormitory, the boys' entire building was in a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

In the meantime, there were various unidentified flying objects flying around the human scalp.

It seems that this is not a dormitory building, but a slaughterhouse where chickens and ducks are slaughtered.

Jing Xing had just gone up to the second floor, and before he could lift his legs to go inside, a UFO struck head-on.

At the same time, in the corridor in front, a boy's roar broke out: "Fuck! Brother, get out of here!"

Jing Xing subconsciously turned his body sideways.

In the next second, the UFO brushed past him, and then slapped onto the white wall behind it. After a while, it slid softly down the corner of the wall.

Only a clearly visible water mark was left on the wall.

"..."

Jing Xing turned his head to look over, and only then did he see clearly what the UFO that flew towards him just now was - a piece of wet and black rag.

The students should be doing the cleaning.

In front of the corridor, two or three meters away from him, stood two boys fighting with brooms in their hands.

Seeing that the boy who dropped the rag almost hit someone, he hurried over at a trot, and bowed his head repeatedly to apologize: "I'm sorry bro, I didn't mean it, I really didn't see the person coming from behind just now."

"It's okay." Jing Xing didn't care, looked up and glanced at the house number of the dormitory next to him, walked around the two of them and walked into the corridor.

Behind him, the voices of two people can still be heard faintly.

"Hey, this dude is pretty handsome, but I don't know why, but he always looks familiar."

"I also feel familiar, is it a freshman?"

[-] dormitory.

The door wasn't locked, only half-hidden.

In the dormitory, there was a voice of a boy talking.
"Fuck, brother, touch it lightly, don't touch it and damage it."

"Don't say it, it feels really good, Yiming, would you like to touch it?"

"Indeed, it's silky and soft. I can score 99 points for the touch. I'm afraid it will be proud if it gets any more points."

"Yeah, I'll just say it's very comfortable. Make sure you touch it once, and you want to touch it a second time."

"Give me, let me hug and touch."

"No, no, first come, first come first, you fucker wait a while before hugging, let me suck for a while."

"Hey brother, take it easy, don't talk, my girlfriend is going to die!"

"..."

A rather magical conversation.

Jing Xing stood at the door and listened for a while, then raised his eyes to confirm the house number of the dormitory again - 216, and then raised his hand and opened the anti-theft door in front of him.

The three boys in the room were writhing together with hands and feet, fighting fiercely for something. With a wail of "Fuck, my girlfriend's arm is broken", the three of them didn't know that they were killed by one of them. Someone tripped over his leg and began to fall to the ground involuntarily following the gravity of the earth.

Their positions were quite close to the door, so the moment the door opened, Jing Xing saw three people rushing towards him, and they knelt down in front of him without saying a word.

The kneeling posture is pretty standard.

The momentum was also very large, where the knees touched the floor tiles, there were several muffled bangs clearly.

"..."

It's not the beginning of the Chinese New Year, so it's such a big gift?

Jing Xing was stunned for a moment, then slowly lowered his head, and the three stunned people also slowly raised their heads at the same time.

eye contact.

Immediately, a delicate atmosphere spread from the four of them.

Coincidentally, the thing they were scrambling for just flew to his feet, Jing Xing glanced out of the corner of his eye, and finally saw what the boy called "my girlfriend".

A humanoid rag doll.

Not big, only half a meter high, with the face of an anime girl printed on it, it looks quite Two-dimensional.

But the puppet at this moment is in a miserable state. A crack was torn out of one arm, exposing the cotton wool inside, and the white skirt on her body was also dirty, with a few more black paw prints.

It looked horrible.

The two sides looked at each other silently for three seconds, the three boys who rolled into a ball on the ground finally came back to their senses, hurriedly got up from the ground, and then pretended to be calm as if nothing happened Nodding her head, she said deeply, "Ah, it's the new roommate who came."

"..."

Jing Xing's expression paused slightly, then he took half a step back, bent down, reached out and picked up the lonely doll lying on the ground, and asked calmly, "Who lost his girlfriend?"

As his ending sound fell, the eyes of the three people all fell on the puppet he was holding in his hand.

One of the boys with a baby face raised his arm belatedly, and noticed his empty palm——his girlfriend disappeared at some point, and suddenly cried out in grief and indignation: "Bao'er! My baby!" Son!"

Jing Xing: "..."

Jing Xing suspected that he had come to the wrong place, he probably came to the psychiatric dormitory of the medical school, right?

Babyface grabbed his girlfriend, screaming, distressed and wronged: "Bao'er, what's wrong with you! Why don't you talk? Wake up, don't scare me!"

Jing Xing: "..."

How should I put it, the boy looks quite normal, but his behavior and speech don't look like normal people.

Babyface hugged his girlfriend on the seat and began to cry. A tall and thin boy next to him couldn't stand it anymore. He raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder with a look of disgust on his face: "Okay bro, don't cry, I'll see you off." a new one."

Babyface immediately stopped humming, raised her face and asked, "Really?"

"Really, I'll place the order now." The boy took out his mobile phone while talking, "It will definitely be delivered by this time tomorrow."

"Okay." With a new love, forgetting about the old love, Babyface immediately threw the bad girlfriend who was still a baby into the trash can, and waited for his new love that was about to arrive with a smile on his face.

The boy with the mobile phone finished placing the order online, remembered that he had introduced himself, and turned around with the bench: "Hi, new classmate, I'm Xi Zheng, why do you—"

Before he could say "what's your name", he stopped abruptly.

Instead, another sentence full of shock: "Fuck, Jing Xing?"

Just now, the few of them were all focused on Shao Wenxi's broken girlfriend, and they didn't pay attention to the appearance of the person who came. In addition, after entering, he was busy watching Taobao to place orders, and Xu Yiming was busy picking up puppets on the ground. Minafu and Shao Wenxi were busy mourning for their girlfriends, while their new roommates packed their things with their backs.

(End of this chapter)