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Chapter 654 Jing Xing: "Diapers?"

The self-promotional words are written quite professionally.

But - Hunan University also has a major in domestic service?

"What major is this?" Lin Qingyou couldn't help asking.

Xing Xiangxiang glanced at it and said, "Do you major in environmental engineering?"

"..."

"What about this?"

Lin Qingyou pointed to a stand in front of her again.

——Licking dog diary writing, 5 yuan per order, personal biography is preferred, 10 yuan for [-] words, record your ordinary life with extraordinary words.

"This?" Xing Xiangxiang touched his chin and said, "It should be a major in Chinese language and literature."

"..."

It's true that all major majors are showing their special abilities, and eighteen kinds of martial arts are on the battlefield. For this event, they will do everything they can.

The four of them walked around the Lover's Bridge, doing a simple market research. Xia Li asked as they walked, "Hey, Youyou, your boyfriend and the others are going to participate in this event, right? What are they going to do?"

"Uh……"

Mentioning this, Lin Qingyou was really speechless, and hesitated after a while: "I heard from Jing Xing that they...well, their dormitory wants to pick up trash."

Xia Li: "?"

As if she didn't hear clearly, Xia Li asked again: "What are you going to do?"

Lin Qingyou: "Pick up, trash, trash."

Xia Li: "..."

The thoughts of young people are strange.

On the contrary, Xing Xiangxiang nodded thoughtfully as if he had received some inspiration: "I think their idea is not bad, otherwise, we will go too?"

Xia Li: "...?"

Xing Xiangxiang was quite thoughtful: "Since they pick up trash, let's go begging? Don't take their jobs,"

"..." Lin Qingyou said tactfully, "Sister, no, I don't think we have fallen to this point."

"But we don't have any way to make money." Jiang Xiaoyu spread his hands a little worriedly, and said as if proposing, "If we don't pick up trash, maybe we can go to show business?"

Xing Xiangxiang agreed: "This idea is fine."

Jiang Xiaoyu asked again: "Then what can you perform?"

Lin Qingyou thought for a while, then said uncertainly, "A big stone on your chest?"

Jiang Xiaoyu: "..."

This is more technical. If it is not done well, it will not be the boulder on the chest, but the chest will be crushed by the boulder.

Xing Xiangxiang thought about it and said, "Then shall I perform live acupuncture?"

"Ah..." Xia Li looked a little embarrassed, "Then I can't find a corpse and dissect it on the spot, right?"

"..."

"Forget it." Jiang Xiaoyu said decisively, "You will scare the guests."

Xing Xiangxiang said: "I think fortune-telling is okay, Yuyou, aren't you a psychologist? Professional fortune-telling, we can assist you."

"..."

Lin Qingyou explained tirelessly: "Our psychology really doesn't count."

Xing Xiangxiang pretended not to hear it, and said to himself: "Actually, I have thought about this before, and I think this idea is quite feasible. I even made a billboard for you."

Lin Qingyou: "?"

"Look." As he spoke, Xing Xiangxiang touched a billboard out of nowhere.

Lin Qingyou looked up, and saw that it was written horizontally and vertically in extremely professional terms:

Excellent psychology students of Hunan University, help fortune-telling, 10 yuan per order, good and bad fortune, can see fortune, 24-hour online service, special circumstances can open a forum to practice.

"..."

After a moment of silence, Lin Qingyou put the billboard upside down on the ground.

God damn open the altar to do it?

Just treat her like a pot and forget it.

The four discussed for a long time, and after eliminating all kinds of unreliable proposals, there was only one relatively reliable street stall left.

It's just that the lover's bridge is full of students who set up street stalls to sell things, so it's quite difficult to fight a bloody way out of it.

Xing Xiangxiang has always had a lot of ideas, as if he thought of something, he reached out and touched Lin Qingyou's arm, and said as if to discuss: "Isn't the finance department also participating in this event? Youyou, go ask your boyfriend if you want to Will their dormitory unite with our dormitory?"

"Huh?" Lin Qingyou thought for a while, and felt that this idea was feasible, "Okay, I'll ask him."

From her point of view, she doesn't really want her boyfriend to pick up trash and sell junk.

"I agree. In this case, if we really lose money, then our two dormitories can still split the cost equally." Jiang Xiaoyu analyzed calmly.

"..." Xia Li said, "Sister, can you be more optimistic? Before we start selling things, you start to worry about losing money."

"Don't worry, we can't pay." Xing Xiangxiang patted his chest, looking confident, "When the time comes, let Yuyou's boyfriend stand in front of our booth, and you don't need to talk, just show your face."

Lin Qingyou: "..."

Raising a boyfriend for thousands of days, using your face for a while, the time has come to come in handy.

Before Jing Xing knew what happened, it had been clearly arranged.

Squeezing out from the Lover's Bridge, Lin Qingyou sent a message to Jing Xing: [Boyfriend, have you gone to pick up the trash? 】

Jing Xing: […]

Jing Xing: [Not yet. 】

Lin Qingyou: [Then when are you going? 】

Jing Xing: 【You want to be with me? 】

Lin Qingyou: […]

This, is it okay?
Jing Xing asked her slowly: [Didn't you say before that you share the blessings and share the difficulties?Why don't you want to go with me just picking up trash right now? 】

Lin Qingyou responded dryly: [... Ah. 】

Jing Xing took his time: 【Ah, what do you mean? 】

Lin Qingyou: […]

Maybe it means that the husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster is imminent?
After a while, Lin Qingyou sighed: [Boyfriend, let's skip this question tacitly, I have something to tell you. 】

Jing Xing: [Huh? 】

Lin Qingyou: [It's the charitable donation event. Our dormitory said that we are going to set up a stall to sell things tomorrow. Do you want to come together in your dormitory? 】

Jing Xing: [I'll ask them. 】

Xi Zheng and the three of them were arguing about where to pick up junk.

"Go to the entrance of the express station on the North Campus. There are many discarded cardboard boxes there. You can pick them up and sell them for money."

"You want to compete with the courier station for business? They must not be willing to give up the cardboard boxes to us, why don't you go to the cafeteria?"

"Why, are you going to pick up the slop bucket?"

"This is not good, brother. I can bear picking up cardboard boxes, but I really can't pick up slop buckets. I don't have the courage."

"I'm not going either. If I smell bad, my mother will definitely not let me in, and maybe even break my dog's legs."

"Then what should I do? The courier station won't work, and the cafeteria won't work either. Should I go to the garbage disposal center in the west of the city?"

The three of them were arguing fiercely, Jing Xing tapped twice on the table with his mobile phone, temporarily interrupting the quarrel between the three: "Can I interject a word—"

"Ah?" The three of them temporarily turned off the fire and turned their heads at the same time.

"Youyou and the others asked in their dormitory if you want to set up a stall with them tomorrow."

Three people: "?!"

Happiness came too suddenly, Xi Zheng was the first to react, slapped the table and stood up: "Go!"

"Go, go!" Shao Wenxi said cheerfully, "You don't need to pick up trash, and you can play with the girls, why don't you go?"

Excited, Xu Yiming eagerly asked, "By the way, is my sister's roommate single?"

Jing Xing glanced at him: "I don't know."

Xu Yiming's tone rose instantly: "Why don't you even know this?"

Jing Xing raised his eyebrows slightly: "Go away, why do I need to know whether my girlfriend's roommate is single or not?"

Xu Yiming smiled and got close to him: "Brother, can I treat you as my own brother now? For my brother's happiness, you ask."

"..." Jing Xing looked at him wonderingly, "No, what does it matter to you whether they are single or not?"

Xu Yiming said confidently: "You are a full man who doesn't know the hunger. You have a girlfriend, so of course you don't know the pain of us single dogs."

Jing Xing: "..."

Xu Yiming urged: "Brother, dear brother, hurry up, ask quickly, brother, my happiness is in your hands."

Jing Xing: "..."

After a while, Jing Xing raised his head from the phone and said plainly, "Two of them are single."

Xu Yiming's eyes lit up: "Then I have to dress up tomorrow."

Shao Wenxi rolled his eyes to him: "Put yourself up, brother, can you be sober, you are going to set up a stall to make money, not to go on a blind date."

Xu Yiming: "Earning money is secondary, the main thing is to go on a blind date, ah bah, no, the main thing is to go for a friendship."

Shao Wenxi: "?"

Xu Yiming: "High school life suppressed me. Now that I am in college, I want to release my nature and strive to get out of the single soon."

Shao Wenxi: "..."

Xi Zheng recalled the fellowship talk in the class before, and interjected: "If you want to go for a fellowship, there seems to be a fellowship event with the Faculty of Arts in the department in two days, when you take Jing Xing there, there must be many girls around you Two turns."

Jing Xing, who was innocently lying on the gun: "?"

"I refuse." Xu Yiming said decisively, "Are you going to circle around us, or around him? I don't take him with me wherever I go, he steals my limelight."

"..." Jing Xing said, "I didn't want to follow you either."

Xu Yiming thought for a while, and then said, "You guys think, what kind of clothes can you wear to look younger?"

"I don't know." Shao Wenxi said depressedly, "I have a baby face, I just want to wear some clothes to look mature."

Xu Yiming turned his head and looked at Jing Xing again: "Brother, dear brother, what do you think? Are there any pants you can recommend?"

Jing Xing lowered his head and nodded his phone without raising his head: "Napers, these are the most youthful pants I can think of."

Xu Yiming: "..."

is a cruel man.

Back in the dormitory, Xing Xiangxiang took a pen and paper, dragged a stool and sat down: "What do we sell? Headbands and hair ties for girls, or small plush toys and pendants?"

Lin Qingyou made room for her: "I see that the stalls on the Lover's Bridge seem to be selling the things you mentioned."

(End of this chapter)