The Emperor's Favorite: The Beauty Disturbs the World

Chapter 115

At this time, the two princes came to the hall hand in hand, the queen hurriedly waved: "Heng'er, come to the queen mother!"

Prince Heng said to Li Ying politely: "Brother, I'm going to Queen Mother's place!"

"Okay!" Prince Ying let go of Li Heng's hand, and when he saw him running to the queen, he also took small steps, and got into Li Longji's arms like a monkey.

"Don't be so unruly!" Li Fei stood up and scolded.

Li Longji waved his hand, "This is a family banquet, there is no need to be formal, and Yinger misses me too, so don't scold him."

Li Ying saw that his father was speaking for him, so he showed a mischievous side and made a face at Concubine Li who was sitting down.

"Aren't you the elder sister who gave me fun last time? Why don't you follow the queen mother, but sit here instead?" Li Ying looked at Chang Xi curiously, and blinked.

Chang Xi felt a little embarrassed after hearing his words.

Feng Lu hurriedly said: "Ying'er is not allowed to speak like that, this is your father's new talent."

"Oh!" Li Ying replied, but dared not speak any more.

The queen straightened her dress with her hands, and said, "The time for offering sacrifices is approaching, why haven't Concubine Hua and Beauty Lu come back?"

Before the words were finished, Concubine Hua and two beauties, Lu and Liu, came from outside to give alms.

"Didn't Sister Lu go to change clothes? Why did you come together with Sister Hua Concubine!" Gao Jieyu asked, stretching her snow-white neck.

Lu Meiren was annoyed that she laughed at herself, and turned her face away coldly, while the angry Gao Jieyu cursed secretly.On the contrary, Beauty Liu smiled and said: "Just after changing clothes with Sister Lu, I saw Sister Hua alone on His Highness's long table looking at the box that begged for clever spiders this year. Seeing that it was almost time for the sacrifice, we came back together!"

"No need to say too much, let's start! Weaver Girl will blame you if the auspicious time is missed!" The Queen helped You Lan's hand to get up, and walked up the red carpet to the high platform.

Several maids brought the golden basin, the queen washed her hands and rinsed her mouth with salt water, before she dared to take the high fragrance presented by the servant.

Immediately afterwards, the concubines of the various palaces also slowly went up to the high platform, not daring to make any mistakes, and lined up in order according to their positions and knelt down.

The queen lit three sticks of incense as usual, and the smoke curled up, making her look even more solemn under the starry night. With a flick of her long palace skirt, she knelt down behind the table, concentrating on her thoughts, just about to ask for a trick, but Hearing a strange sound of '呲啦' coming from nowhere behind him, the stench filled the air instantly.

"Ahem! It smells so bad! Who is farting at this juncture." Gao Jieyu slapped her nose with her hands in dissatisfaction, feeling sick.

"Stop talking nonsense!" The queen reprimanded, feeling very annoyed in her heart, for such an important festival for the Daughter's Day, someone is so undignified!But thinking that His Majesty, the Three Kings, and the wives are still under the stage, how can they lose face, so they stopped looking for who was ruining the scene, raised the high incense to the top of their heads, and said loudly: "Faithful girl Limen Wang, no one is here!" She has no virtue, and she is in the back seat. Now I lead all the concubines in the six palaces to bow down sincerely to the weaver girl, and wish her blessing."

"Puff." Before the queen finished speaking, there was a wave of farting behind her.

This time, everyone kneeling on the stage also looked at each other in blank dismay, and some even looked around to find the source of the sound, and there was an endless chatter on the stage.

Chang Xi was pregnant, so kneeling was uncomfortable, but she was almost fainted by the strong smell.

Li Fei also said angrily: "Who is so ignorant!"

The queen, who originally wanted to calm things down, couldn't bear it any longer, stood up suddenly, put Gao Xiang on the case, and said angrily: "Who dares to be so rude!"

Li Longji and the other ministers in the audience had clearly noticed that something went wrong, but they were too far away, and saw the queen with one hand behind her back, while raising her hand, pointing at a person's face and saying something, her eyebrows were raised upside down, showing Very annoyed.The rest of the concubines either smiled or covered their mouths, with different postures.

"Lu Meiren, you are too presumptuous!" The queen found out the source of the indecent voice, and cursed at Lu Meiren with a halberd.

Lu Meiren endured a strong desire to fart, and kowtowed like garlic: "Queen Empress, calm down!"

"Chi Chi!" This sentence, empress empress, calm down was very melodious against the sudden sound of fart.

"Haha!" The concubines on the altar laughed together, and even Guo Shunyi, who was always dignified, couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing, making Beauty Lu's ears red with embarrassment.

The queen pointed up angrily and shouted: "Come on, drag her down!"

When Lu Meiren heard the queen's words, she turned from embarrassment to fear, and shouted: "My lord, forgive me! My lord, please forgive me! This concubine has no intentions!"

The queen ignored her and winked.The two servants held Lu Meiren's arm with one hand and covered their mouth and nose with the other, and dragged Lu Meiren down who was farting and unseemly.

The queen straightened her clothes and said, "The sacrifice begins!"

Speaking of picking up the high incense on the table, the concubines held back their strong smiles and followed the queen to bow down slowly.

After offering sacrifices to Zhinu, the queen walked down from the high platform without saying a word and with a dark face.

"What happened to Aiqing!" Li Longji looked at the cloudy queen and asked in confusion.

Gao Jieyu trotted past the queen, grabbed Li Longji's arm and said coquettishly: "Your Majesty, Sister Lu has no dignity at all, and even made indecent moves on the altar, you don't care about her!"

"Huh?" Li Longji frowned, "Bring Meiren Lu here!"

"Your Majesty, the concubine has no intentions!" Beauty Lu knelt at Li Longji's feet in disheveled clothes, dripping with tears.Chi chi, there were a few strange noises, and the concubines who had gathered around covered their mouths and noses and retreated.

"Haha!" Li Ye was not shy, and laughed out loud.King Qi stood up, stretched his neck and kept looking this way, even the always serious King Ning couldn't help laughing.

The queen said angrily: "Even if you are unintentional, you should pay attention to the occasion. You have ruined a good sacrifice. Empress Zhinu blames it, can you bear it!"

Lu Meiren was crying, her temples were loose, and her tears were messy: "The concubine did not have any intentions, and did not eat anything that should not be eaten. I really don't know why this happened! Please have mercy, Your Majesty and Empress!"

A trace of disgust flashed across Li Longji's handsome face, and he said coldly: "Since it's unintentional, I don't blame you! If you feel uncomfortable, go back!" After speaking, he flicked his long sleeves.

Seeing this, Lu Meiren knew that although Li Longji didn't blame her, but she was really disgusted in her heart, so she kowtowed a few times and took the maid down.There was a constant chirping sound on the road, causing a group of ministers to order their wives to cover their mouths and hide their laughter, losing all face.

The queen looked at her back in a state of embarrassment as she left, and said angrily with a flick of her sleeves: "Things that can't be on the table!"

Li Ye raised his wine glass and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, don't get angry with her! I'm going to open the box and test the spiders soon, so don't ruin the atmosphere of the Girl's Day!"

"That's right!" Gao Jieyu snorted, and said sweetly beside Li Longji: "Your Majesty, the spider begging was won by Concubine Li last year, and the empress last year. This year, my concubine also prepared a very powerful wedding cake Spider, if the concubine wins, Your Majesty will accompany Shu Er to spend the Qixi Festival!"

"This is a good prize!" Feng Lu clapped her hands, and said with a thin face, "every year on Qixi Festival, the rewards for the victorious concubines are nothing more than antiques and artifacts, which are very tasteless! This year, it's not as good as sister Yigao's method, who will win the first prize?" , Your Majesty will only spend the holidays with whoever you want!"

Guo Shunyi clapped her palms and said with a smile: "How can I say that Gao Jieyu and Huangfu Xianyi are each winning, it seems that this year I will celebrate the festival alone!"

"It's your fault that His Majesty doesn't know how to clone, otherwise, wouldn't everyone be happy!" Concubine Li jokingly said.

Li Longji smiled heartily, and agreed: "Just as Shu'er said!"

After hearing this, Gao Jieyu was even more proud, and said delicately: "Your Majesty, my concubine is tired! Give me a stool as well!" Two white hands held Li Longji's sleeves and shook them back and forth.

(End of this chapter)