The Immortal Xiaoqiang of the Great Desolation

Chapter 13 Show your skills in the purple bamboo forest, the drool man is a gourmet fanatic

Hehe, my name is Xuewu, and I belong to the butterfly family.Maybe you don't know what I look like now, but you took away other people's treasures cruelly?People will remember you forever, so you are so irresponsible. "Fairy Butterfly looked at Fatty Xiao with resentment. I really feel pity for her sad and beautiful appearance. Gu Junyue looked at Fatty Xiao with even more ambiguous eyes.

It's a pity that Fatty Xiao was puzzled, "Baby? But fellow daoist, I really don't know you, I think you have misunderstood. Second brother, let's leave quickly. Fellow daoist, did you just pass through the catastrophe or not?" Hurry up and consolidate your cultivation, we won't bother you anymore." After finishing speaking, he pulled Gu Junyue who was about to watch a good show, turned around and left.

One must know that, as a 21st century house god of a fat man, Fatty Xiao knows that he has very few women, but once a beautiful woman pesters him for life and death, there is only one thing, he is in trouble.As soon as the Butterfly Fairy said baby, Fatty Xiao, who thought he was "extremely clever", immediately understood that this beautiful lady was playing for his baby's attention.In other words, this is a typical nouveau riche mentality, and Fatty Xiao is just a nouveau riche.

"Don't go! How come, I will always remember your smell, you don't want to turn your face and deny anyone. Although you only wanted to leave my baby at that time, I still think that saving my life is hard to repay." Butterfly Fairy Xue Wu The figure blocked Fatty Xiao's way in a flash, and said sincerely.

"You are..." Fatty Xiao pointed blankly, as if thinking hard.

"Yes, you remembered, I am..." Fairy Butterfly saw that Fatty Xiao finally seemed to remember herself again, and finally felt that she was still very attractive, and she was a little happy. "Hmph, you snatched my baby and didn't know me in a blink of an eye. Am I that unattractive? Think of me as a bully. See if I don't kill you this time." Fairy Butterfly thought to herself.

"Second brother, run." Fatty Xiao grabbed Gu Junyue and fled all the way while Fairy Butterfly was having fun.

"Hmph, how dare I lie to others, am I so annoying?" Fairy Butterfly frowned slightly, stomped her beautiful jade feet, turned into a streak of white clouds and chased after her.

The purple bamboos all over Luojia Mountain became Fatty Xiao's best cover. The Zixia he transformed into was constantly shuttling through the purple bamboo forest. After a while, Xue Wu who was chasing him lost his trace. "Hmph, don't think you can get rid of me like this." After walking around in the purple bamboo forest for a long time, Fatty Xiao was still nowhere to be seen. The white light stopped and passed through, revealing Xue Wu's beautiful figure. After gracefully turning twice in the air, he showed a conspiratorial smile and headed towards another mountain of Luojia Mountain.

"Well, I finally got rid of that little goblin who is so addictive. Now, it's time to have a full meal." Fatty Xiao left Gu Junyue behind him, like a big bad wolf seeing a little white rabbit Plunge into the lotus pond. "The fragrant and glutinous lotus root and lotus seeds are also good, but I caught it, haha, I finally have a delicious carp soup, woo woo woo, it's really not easy for me these years." Fatty Xiao stirred the beautiful and clear lotus pond The earth-shaking, muddy.Fatty Xiao fished two live and fat golden-scaled carp onto the shore, and jumped helplessly on the ground, while Gu Junyue at the side watched all this in astonishment.

The figure flashed, Fatty Xiao burrowed into the purple bamboo grove regardless of getting wet all over his body, "Well, this bamboo shoot is so tender, ah, there are some fresh mushrooms here, it must be good for making soup." Back with a bunch of purple bamboo shoots and colorful mushrooms.Although these mushrooms were poisonous, Fatty Xiao didn't care about them in order to satisfy his desire for tongue and tongue, so he used the Youlan Orb to absorb all the toxins in the mushrooms into the Youlan Orb. "Hmph, with this treasure, even if I dare to taste the dragon liver and phoenix gall that are known to be highly poisonous, is there anything else in the world that I dare not eat?" Fatty Xiao couldn't let go of the Youlan Orb, holding it in his palm to play with.

A small spell was cast out, and a pile of firewood was instantly ignited.Under Gu Junyue's puzzled eyes, Fatty Xiao took out a mantis arm knife and cut some bamboo tubes as containers, and then cut out a bamboo knife.The mantis arm knife is covered with the blood of all kinds of bugs, it is a bit evil to use it as a kitchen knife.In order to make containers and bamboo knives, Fatty Xiao repeatedly wiped the mantis arm knife with lotus flowers and lotus leaves, and covered the knife with magic power when cutting.As for the size of the bamboo tube, it must be known that Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea lacks everything, except for purple bamboos. The purple bamboos here are extremely thick, and some of them need to be hugged by a person with both arms. They are also hard enough, but it does not affect their toughness.It is definitely a good material for refining, but in the eyes of Fatty Xiao, making a cooking utensil is just so-so.

"It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice, and I need some qualified kitchen utensils to match my prominent status-the first food in the wild, um, the Qiankun Ding for the pot, the Bajing Palace Lantern for the fire, the Tiger Soul Knife for cutting vegetables, and the banana fan for Fan the wind, the killing gun can be grilled, and the innate gourd can make wine." Thinking about it, Fatty Xiao's saliva flowed down unconsciously again.Unexpectedly, although he did not complete this powerful lineup of magic weapons in later generations, he also assembled a good set of Lingbao kitchen utensils, so that countless people later scolded him for his prodigal behavior.

The golden-scale carp took a few tails to grill, and then chopped a few tails to cook with mushrooms, bamboo shoots and lotus roots to make soup.Fatty Xiao was taking good care of him, but suddenly he became ashamed, and looked at Gu Junyue, a fly who had never seen the world, inexplicably.

But the fly family is an "elegant nation" who knows how to eat food. The fish soup boiled in the fire is full of fragrance, and Gu Junyue's saliva is overflowing.The figure jumped towards the soup pot in a flash, Fatty Xiao looked at it and waved his hand, Gu Junyue's figure flew out in a flash, and fell to the ground gorgeously.

"Boss, why don't you let me taste it, but I am so hungry, I have never smelled such a delicious food, even the most fragrant fruit in Qingming Island is not as fragrant. Boss, let me taste it Taste it, I will later..." After getting up, Gu Junyue looked aggrieved, staring straight at the fresh fish soup that Fatty Xiao was stirring constantly, foaming from his mouth.

"Stay there, it's not good yet, wait, I won't lose your share." Fatty Xiao concentrated on turning the grilled golden carp. (It seems that this fish is also golden.) This time Fatty Xiao never dared to eat alone again. If there is another time travel, wouldn't he die again?Moreover, Gu Junyue is also her own brother.

"Okay, it's ready, here's a bowl for you." Fatty Xiao took out a purple bamboo bowl, and poured the delicious fish soup into it.

Gu Junyue snatched it up like a chop, and poured it into her mouth, almost swallowing her tongue. She only regretted that she hadn't practiced the law of voice well enough, and her mouth was still clumsy...

(End of this chapter)