The Immortal Xiaoqiang of the Great Desolation

Chapter 3 Eat deliciously, the party is Lang Lang

The flood and famine do not count the years, and it has been leisurely for 1000 years.A thousand years of time may only be used as a short period of retreat for those creatures in the prehistoric land, but for Fatty Xiao, who lives in the 21st century and has a rich and colorful spiritual life, it is a kind of torment, without a computer, without the Internet , without YY novels, apart from practicing and practicing, there is no other thing to do that can make me restless, extremely empty and boring.

"Tianyan Immortal Art" has practiced the seven-fold exercise of physical immortality in the first realm over and over again, but there is still no sign of a breakthrough. Fatty Xiao, who was already in an unstable mood, became more and more irritable, and gradually the spiritual energy in his body began to become chaotic. He strung around in disorder, uncontrollably, his whole body was hot and trembling.The mind also began to be in a trance, arrogance, jealousy, rage, laziness, greed, gluttony, lust, bloodthirsty, all the dark sides in people's hearts and bad desires that hinder cultivation all swarmed out towards Fatty Xiao's spiritual consciousness, He vowed to let Fatty Xiao sink into all kinds of demons and desires of his own, unable to extricate himself, and degenerate to death.

Fatty Xiao was shocked, he only felt that the scenery in front of him was full of scenery, as if he had experienced it before, and it seemed to be extremely far away from him.But seeing flying immortals all over the sky, they are beautiful.See also the fairies all over the sky, all fat and thin, with long hair and hairpins, breasts and buttocks, all of them are extremely seductive.The beautiful celestial maiden danced gracefully in the light gauze, the sky is full of hype, the sound of nature lingers in the ears, the fairy music dances, and the temptation is intoxicated.

With such a scene, even a stone man would be tempted. Cultivators are not unfeminine, and there are quite a few couples who have dual cultivation partners.In such a scene, Liu Xiahui might not be able to sit still.What's more, Xiao Fatty, a wretched man who sat in front of the computer and drool continuously in his previous life, claimed to be an expert in reading girls (in the small movie).Fatty Xiao's mind gradually fell into it.

Just when Fatty Xiao was about to sleep and fly with the beautiful woman in his dream, suddenly a cool air hit from the top of his head, Fatty Xiao’s heart trembled, the singing and dancing in front of his eyes were peaceful, and the bustling and beautiful scenery became floating clouds: "Sun, you have gone mad , It’s so dangerous, otherwise, I would have died before I left the school. Fortunately, there are many trees, grass, dew, and water. One fell early this morning. It was rich in spiritual energy and refreshing, which saved me from the danger of becoming obsessed. "Fatty Xiao wiped his sweat and said with lingering fear.Before reaching the realm of immortality, even Xiao Fatty's miraculous physical ability, still can't stand the end of the soul flying away.

"It seems that I can't do closed-door cultivation like I did before. I have been in the wild for so long, I should go out for a walk and see the world. Maybe it can help my breakthrough. And... Fatty Xiao paused, looked at the belly of the cockroach that was close to the ground, "Every day I eat dewdrops from the bark of grass, leaves, and trees. Although this prehistoric food is rich in aura and has a different taste, after eating it for thousands of years, The mouth is fading out. It’s time for a change of taste. Maybe eat ten thousand years of Ganoderma lucidum, one thousand years of ginseng or something, and I will break through in "Tianyan Immortal Art". The novel is not about those who cultivate the body Are "Eight Nine Xuan Gong" and "Nine Zhuan Yuan Gong" obtained by eating panacea?"

Thinking of doing it, Fatty Xiao immediately chose a direction and headed deep into the woods...

"Wow, I can't hold back the ginseng that is bigger than a carrot." Fatty Xiao jumped at it drooling as if he wanted to see a beautiful woman.

"This peach is really fragrant, sweet and delicious. I want to taste the flat peach even more."

"He Shou Wu, a good thing, um, it nourishes the kidney."

Fatty Xiao has been away for ten years, and he has eaten all the way for ten years. It is really true that geese have plucked their feathers and cockroaches have left stumps.No matter whether it is delicious or not, whether it is poisonous or not (Qingming Island is full of spiritual grasses, but can there be less poisonous grasses in the paradise of snakes, insects, rats and ants), but in the first level of "Sky of Immortality", the power of immortality in the body Fatty Xiao has also become invulnerable to all poisons under the cultivation method, so after he accidentally ate poisonous weeds and was fine for a few minutes, Xiao Fatty became even more unscrupulous, as if he would not take the reputation of being the first to eat The look of not giving up when you get it.

However, eating, drinking and having fun along the way, Fatty Xiao is not indifferent to his own cultivation. He has also encountered many dangers in the past ten years, but he finally saved the day by relying on the perverted effect of "Tianyan Immortal Art", plus Xiaoqiang was originally trying to run away from his ancestors. , the natural instinct always let him spot the enemy first, and then slip away quickly.So, after ten years, Fatty Xiao has gained a wealth of battle experience, and he is no longer a 21st century otaku whose feet go limp when he sees blood.Moreover, after Fatty Xiao devoured many treasures of heaven and earth, although he did not make a breakthrough in his cultivation, the aura in his body was thicker and he could use it more freely.After several battles, Fatty Xiao has a better understanding of his physical body. Although it is not as indestructible as King Kong, it is still difficult to hurt with swords, and it has become more solid after devouring heaven, material and earth treasures.

Of course, Fatty Xiao also found many shortcomings. Although his physical immortality is strong, his healing ability is only average. After being injured, he will still lose some abilities, and cannot achieve the effect of continuous combat.Moreover, cockroaches do not have sharp teeth, claws and other weapons, nor can they produce poisons that are so abnormal that they can kill people. In addition, this cockroach is too small, so its strength is small, and its own attack power is infinitely zero. (Actually, it was a ginseng tree that he had to eat for a long time, so Fatty Xiao could only drool madly at the rest after his stomach swelled after eating, (囧)).Also, I don’t have fire spells, so I can’t cook these delicious ingredients, such as fried ginseng, roasted ginseng, spicy ginseng, etc. Thinking about it, my saliva flowed out again, which really made Fatty Xiao shake his head and sigh that he was too rich. Quite a regretful look (again embarrassing).

After eating too much, Fatty Xiao also likes picky eaters. With years of gourmet experience, which he claims to be the first to eat in the wild, the more spiritual the place is, the more delicious it is.

On this day, Fatty Xiao came to the edge of a small pool and was about to settle down for a while. Suddenly, he felt a wave of spiritual energy, which was very strong. "Haha, I found something good again. It's time for lunch. Haha, I'm here for the lovely food." Fatty Xiao happily flew in the direction of the spiritual energy fluctuation.However, as a novice cultivator, he didn't know that fluctuations in aura could also be produced by battles between advanced cultivators, and it was by no means comparable to the beasts he had encountered before. My own use of spiritual energy only stays in the practice of "Tianyan Immortal Art".

So, Fatty Xiao, who only had food in his heart, rushed towards the place he sensed like a wind.

(End of this chapter)