Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

Chapter 266 Boring "Avengers One"

Zhou Youping, whose physical age had returned to his early twenties, looked at the visitor suspiciously, obviously not knowing him.

The leather-clad beauty took out an ID from her breast pocket and opened it in front of Zhou Youping: "I am the deputy director of S.H.I.E.L.D., ninth-level agent, Maria Hill."

As I said before, Zhou Youping has "heterogeneous face blindness". Although the other party is very beautiful, if you just look at the other party's face, even if you add the name "Hahaha~ Hill", Zhou Youping is still very likely I don't know who the other party is.

However, combined with the identity of "Deputy Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.", Zhou Youping finally recognized who the other party was.

Well, Zhou Youping mainly recognized the label "Deputy Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.". As for the opponent's European and American name and face, Zhou Youping was completely "blind", even if the opponent was good-looking.

"Wait, wait for me to deal with the matter at hand first." After finishing speaking, Zhou Youping turned his head and nodded at the false certificate on the opposite side of the seat and said, "Hurry up and take pictures, the certificate will be issued in two hours, I am in a hurry. "

It was rare to meet the Chinese New Year in this world, so Zhou Youping stayed and spent the Lantern Festival from New Year's Eve. However, just after the New Year, the flavor of the New Year has not completely dissipated, so Zhou Youping enjoyed the New Year's atmosphere and stayed in Xiangjiang all the time. up to now.

Because many popular attractions need to show an ID card to enter, and the ID card that S.H.I.E.L.D. helped to make was lost during the battle.

In addition, I have used [Quick Sands of Time] many times, which caused my face to change too much. Even if Zhou Youping is willing to waste some time to go back to apply for a certificate, Zhou Youping will still be younger for several years due to the disappearance of the side effects of the skill, resulting in the photo on the ID card. superior.

No way, the period of rapid face change coincides with the New Year, and if you miss the New Year, you have to wait another year!
Anyway, real certificates whose information cannot keep up with the changes will also be treated as fake certificates. Simply, Zhou Youping directly chose to apply for fake certificates, and apply for an expedited one every two or three days.

Where do you think Zhou Youping got the money to apply for the certificate?
Funny, how could criminals ask Zhou Youping for money?
Reach out for a discount.

After completing the certificate, if the other party has a good attitude, Zhou Youping will only charge half of the other party's money, and then report back. As for how many escapes, it depends on fate.

Well, after all, Zhou Youping is not a devil, and the other party is not a villain.

As for the confiscation of all those with bad attitudes, a bundled process will be added before the report, so that the police uncles can receive "full bonuses" during the Chinese New Year.

After seeing this group of black suits, the criminals in the false certificate den started to tremble.

After Zhou Youping finished speaking, a younger brother from the False Certificate Den subconsciously wanted to go through the process of applying for a certificate for Zhou Youping. Ordinary citizens in a printing shop, where can I get a certificate?"

While speaking, Wo nodded and felt secretly proud of his witty behavior.

The fishing is so obvious, I can't wait to stick the hook directly in my face, do you think I'm stupid?

"Tsk~" Zhou Youping suddenly felt dull, and then turned to Hill and asked, "What's the matter?"

Hill immediately explained what happened to Zhou Youping and conveyed Fury's meaning.

After Zhou Youping finished listening, he suddenly felt a little confused.

Loki stole the Rubik's Cube?

Moreover, he used a shiny "magic wand" to control Hawkeye and the doctor whose name Zhou Youping couldn't remember after hearing it several times?
Then threatened to enslave the earth people?
Isn't this the plot of "Avengers One"?
Zhou Youping took a look at buying a new mobile phone with self-reliance money.
That's right, it's only 2010, the plot of "Reunion [-]" has been brought forward?

Zhou Youping was surprised for a moment, but soon calmed down again.

It's nothing to think about it. Dormammu (in Zhou Youping's opinion) who is stronger than the Chitauri plus the six-gem Thanos has come in advance. What is the New York War?
But soon, Zhou Youping frowned again, and wrinkled very hard.

Zhou Youping suddenly realized that he had encountered a problem.

The problem is-

Loki wants to enslave Earth?
Who with his courage?

Cricket nude makeup (crossed out) nude Thanos?
However, Zhou Youping guessed wrong.

It doesn't take Thanos to give Loki courage.

Because Loki was dizzy early, he didn't see the scene of Zhou Youping fighting Thor and Odin at all.

Therefore, Loki speculates that Zhou Youping's combat effectiveness is based on Loki himself.

When Loki found out that any of the five generals of Obsidian could punch him with three punches and two kicks, and crush him within ten seconds, this "problem-solving idea" instantly appeared in Loki's mind——

Solution: Let Loki's durability (beating ability) be 1 Luo.

It took Zhou Youping about 30 seconds to defeat Loki, and his combat power was set at 1 level.

There is a formula: 1 level = 1 Luo / 30 (1)

It takes less than 10 seconds for Obsidian to defeat Loki by any one of them. Let the person with the weakest combat capability of Obsidian be 1 black.

There is a formula: 1 black (greater than) 1 Luo/10 (2)

Combining formula (1) and formula (2), we get:
1 flat = 1/30 Luo.

1 Black (greater than) 1/10 Lo.

That is, 1 flat (less than) 1/3 black.

Therefore, any one of the weakest generals of Black Yao Wu can beat three Zhou Youping.

Obsidian Friday connects Zhou Youping, who can fight, to lie down the length of a rainbow bridge.

Final conclusion: This game is stable!

Thinking of this, Loki hastily snatched the position of "Pioneer".

Zhou Youping didn't know what Loki was thinking.

But Zhou Youping, who has already cleared "Reunion [-]" and "Reunion [-]" in advance, has no interest in "Reunion [-]".

What's more, Zhou Youping's universe is different from the original Avengers universe, there are mutants here!

Although I heard that the mutants had already been shaved, the skinny camel's head was bigger than a horse.

In case Professor X and Magneto, in order to protect their important people, directly come to a wave of "sit up in a dying illness", a flashback.

Professor X is targeting creatures, and Magneto is targeting machines. The combination of the two will directly kill the whole picture. How can this be called Thanos?
Get a head shot?
To be honest, Zhou Youping even doubted whether the naked Thanos could beat the Ghost Rider version of Frank.
Zhou Youping once said that another version of Ghost Rider is Frank, who is said to be able to torture and kill Thanos.

Including Zhou Youping himself, in this way, there are almost enough people on the earth who can play "Reunion One" alone.

Thinking about it this way, Zhou Youping, who was already feeling dull, almost couldn't resist taking out his mobile phone to play a game.
If there is any way to arouse Zhou Youping's interest, that is.
"Why don't I wait for Loki to open the space wormhole with the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, and then I will step on the nuclear warhead and fly in to kill the Thanos of the universe?
In this way, even if I die in battle one day and go back, I don't have to worry about Frank and the others being "planned for birth" by the strong. By the way, I can save some energy for the axe. "

(End of this chapter)