Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 35 The fog (3)
Because there is still a blind spot there, and my eyesight is not enough to see everything clearly, I can't see all the situation on the first floor, so I watched for a while, and went downstairs bravely, waiting for me to see the candle on the table My scalp was numb when the things were placed-there were some dry food and half a bottle of wine on it!
My brother and that student don't drink alcohol, the only two drinkers are those two soldiers. When they came here, they found wine from somewhere and kept drinking it. Now, the half bottle of wine left over Just put it on the table carelessly.And the positions where they are placed are exactly the same as the positions where the dead are sacrificed!
I comforted myself and said that those dry food and wine might have been placed here during the day, but I was too panicked at that time to see it.

But even thinking this way, it still couldn't explain the candle on the table.

The light from this single candle was not enough to illuminate the entire space, so I turned around to see if anyone was hiding in other places, but after turning around for a while, I heard the sound of chewing behind me.

My body became cold all of a sudden, and when I turned around, seeing the scene in front of me, I almost fainted from fright. I saw the two dead soldiers sitting on the table with candles, stuffing their mouths. Dry Food looked at me blankly. "

Hearing this, the hanged ghost has already covered his ears and is unwilling to listen any more, but I can understand the man's head's thoughts very well. It must be uncomfortable for me to see that dead ghost having a candlelight dinner in the middle of the night, not to mention that both of them are still alive. It's a man.

"That's right, the place they made is the place where our dining table is now." The man turned his head to me and said, "Misterma, think about it, in the silent night, you see two dead people sitting How would you feel when you eat at the dining table with severed limbs and blood all over the table?"

I said: "I feel that you are deliberately disgusting me, so that I cannot eat properly in the future."

Wang Liang said: "Don't interrupt, what then?"

The man's head went on to say: "At that time, I was so irritated that I couldn't speak. I could only point to them and say, 'You...you...' The two soldiers suddenly grinned and stared at me resentfully. Those gazes made my whole body tremble, and there was only one thought in my mind—they have turned into evil spirits! They are coming to harm me!
I wanted to escape, but my legs were so frightened that I couldn't move. At this moment, I suddenly heard a rush of footsteps from upstairs. At the same time, the two soldiers opened their mouths and faced I laugh.

My brother is coming!My body trembled, and I immediately reacted, shouting Guan Wu, don't come out!Then I turned around and ran out, but at the moment of turning around, I felt a chill on my neck, and then I felt like I was flying.I saw my brother run to the stairs and shouted 'Brother! ' Then I fell to the ground, and I saw a body in my clothes fell on the ground, but the body had no head, and the amulet my brother gave me fell out, and I rolled around a few times, rolling To that amulet, and then my eyes went dark, and I couldn't see anything. "

Although the hanged ghost covered his ears, he obviously heard everything and asked, "Then, did you shit?"

I said, "He's turning his head around here, do you think he's shitting or not?"

The man nodded and said, "When I woke up, I didn't know how long it had been. I opened my eyes and found that I was still in that house. But the surrounding furnishings were exactly the same as what we saw on the first day. There was no wine on the table. , There is no body of the soldier on the ground, I want to see how my brother is doing, I want to support my body with my hands, but I feel wrong when I try to support it, I look down, and I don’t even have a body!"

"You became like this after that?" Wang Liang asked, "What happened to your brother and that student?"

"Later, I heard from a nearby ghost that the body of a person who was struck by lightning was indeed found not far ahead in those few days, but the life and death of my brother and that student were unknown, and the bodies of the two soldiers also disappeared without a trace. There is no trace, and the stone lion at the door of the house is also gone, this small second floor looks like an ordinary house, if I have not turned into a human head, I really doubt that everything I experienced that day was just a dream." The man The head said, "I know there must be something strange here, so I have been waiting here for more than 100 years, hoping to find out the whereabouts of my brother."

I said, "More than 100 years have passed. Even if your brother survived by chance, he would have died long ago."

The man sighed and said: "I want to see the dead body when I live. I came out of the house to accompany him. Now I haven't seen his dead body for a day and I haven't found out the truth of the matter. I don't have the face to go to hell to see my parents. "

"When will you be tall if you wait like this?" Wang Liang said again: "More than 100 years, not to mention your younger brother, your parents have already been reincarnated."

The head of the man said: "But I have already waited for it. Now this white mist is exactly the same as that time!"

I was a little hairy: "You mean we will die one by one like you did last time?"

The head of the man said: "You can't get out of the white mist, which already explains the problem." He sighed and said, "You should prepare for the funeral."

"But at your time, the white mist appeared when it counted down to zero. Why did it appear so soon?" Wang Liang said, "Why did it appear so early this time, and there are still people trapped by it? Is there a choice? You live on the second floor of the small building, and it is understandable to see the numbers, but I didn’t know you when I first saw the countdown.”

"This house is also advancing with the times. With the development of science and technology, it will definitely not work if it still thunders." I said, "It's really not possible. I bought a lightning rod and put it on top of my head. I don't believe that he can still hit me. As for seeing Counting down..." I looked at Wang Liang and said, "Fate is hard to say, to put it bluntly, you backed up a bit and hit it."

Reddy Gaga licked the lollipop, laughed hehehehe, and said, "That's right, that's right."

What is it, can you understand what we said? I glanced at Reddy Gaga, and suddenly felt that the lollipop in his hand was very strange: "Where did you get this candy?"

Reddy Gaga said: "I went to the village just now, and the sister at the commissary gave it to me."

Just now?I was stunned for a moment when I heard this, and asked: "The fog has been so heavy these two days, we couldn't get out after walking for a long time, where did you find the canteen?"

Reddy squinted at me, eyes full of contempt: "Walk wherever the commissary is."

I was startled. Could it be that Reddy Gaga is a real person who doesn't show his face, and looks silly on the surface, but actually has something like a GPRS navigator inside, and can freely go in and out of the fog without getting lost.

Thinking of this, I respected Reddy Gaga, and asked him cautiously, "How did you get out?"

Reddy Gaga gave me another contemptuous glance: "Let's walk."

The hanged ghost next to him suddenly interjected: "I've been meaning to say it since just now...you keep saying that there are foggy shrimps, but Su-ou can't see anything."

I said, "Maybe you are too far away to see it clearly, but you can get a closer look."

After hearing this, the hanged ghost drifted away to look again, and after a while, he turned back and said to me, "It's still not there."

This is strange, I said: "Can't you see that big fog?"

"There's no fog," Reddy grumbled.

The man's head was also strange and said: "Such a thick fog, can't you all get there? With the fog blocking it, no one can go out, and no one can come in."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard someone laughing and saying: "Oh, they are all standing at the door, are they waiting for us?"

With the sound of talking, Sanniang and Yunmei, who I watched helplessly, came out of the fog.

Wang Liang asked: "You two beauties, have you seen the fog?"

"Fog? What fog?" Both of them looked confused, and the hanged ghost quickly floated over to explain to the two of them: "I'm telling you, it's just..."

We all looked at the man's head.

"Impossible, impossible." The man said repeatedly, "Maybe they can walk out of this fog because they are monsters."

I pointed to Reddy Gaga and said, "But he can do it too."

"That's...that's because..." The man thought hard for a long time to find a reason, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and said, "That's because he is stupid, maybe this fog can't stop people with low IQs."

"You're stupid!" Reddy quacked, "Besides, why can't I see horsemanship?"

"It's true, it shouldn't be the reason." The man lost his head in thought again.

Why do you say that the people around me need to be beaten up so much?

"This fog is an enchantment." Pixiu, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "From now on, it seems that the person who cast this enchantment is very difficult. He was able to erect this enchantment without all the ghosts in this building knowing." It is already very difficult, not to mention now it seems that the people he traps are selective."

"Selective?" Everyone looked at my chest.

Pixiu said: "Looking at it now, it seems that only those who see the countdown will be trapped by the fog."

"What you said is wrong." I pointed to the man's head and said, "He didn't see the countdown like Wang Liang and I did."

Pixiu said, "Think about it carefully."

I thought about it carefully, and slapped my forehead. It turned out that when I saw the countdown on the computer in those few days, the man's head was in my room, so he also saw those countdown numbers!
The man's head was still a little confused: "But why didn't we see anyone walk in that year?"

Pixiu said: "This place is remote and there are few pedestrians. This should be just a coincidence."

I said, "That's easy. Now that Sanniang and the others can get out of the mist, just take us and take us out. We'll stay outside for a few days, and we'll come back after he finishes counting."

After finishing speaking, he looked to the other side. The hanged ghost had already told Sanniang Yunmei what happened, and asked, "It's just like this, do you understand?"

Sanniang nodded while thinking, "Probably... maybe...."

Yun Mei also said more implicitly: "I think it is really important to promote Mandarin."

I said, "It doesn't matter if you don't understand, let's experiment now, you take me away first, and see if you can take me out."

Hearing what I said, everyone nodded and said: "This is a good way."

Wang Liang nodded and walked up to the charming and enchanting San Niang: "Then let them take us out."

I hurried over to hold Sanniang's hand, and said, "Come on, take me away."

Wang Liang walked up to the slim Yunmei again and said, "Then you and I..."

I grabbed Yunmei with my other free hand and said, "I'm relieved to have the two of you take me with you."

Wang Liang said: "You have taken over the two monsters, so what should I do?"

I pointed to Reddy Gaga: "Isn't there another one?"

Wang Liang glanced at Reddy Gaga, and then at me. As a man, I could see many deep-seated expressions from his expressionless face.

I said: "You have to understand my good intentions, I just want to test the difference between being led by a man and being led by a monster."

Wang Liang asked again: "Then why didn't you and Reddy go away?"

"These two monsters are so powerful, what if something happens to you when you go over there?" I can’t even tell, will the hanged ghost not slap you to death? I’m doing it for your own good, do you believe it or not?”

Wang Liang shook his head firmly: "I don't believe it."

Whether he believes it or not has no effect on our itinerary. When Reddy Gaga heard that he had been assigned a task, he ran over happily and took Wang Liang's hand. Wang Liang didn't have time to say anything. Dragged into the mist by Reddy rattling.

I held Sanniang in one hand and Yunmei in the other, and said confidently, "Then let's go in too!" After speaking, I also walked in from another direction.

On the left is holding Sanniang's hand, her skin is as warm as jade, and on the right is holding Yun Mei's hand, her skin is as creamy as fat.I have the right and left, all the horrors are left behind, leisurely like walking in the clouds.

Just like last time, after walking for a while, a mist appeared around me.

Sanniang let out a "huh" and said with a smile, "It's really foggy."

I asked, "Can you still see the road?"

Yun Mei replied: "I can still see a little bit, but we didn't see anything when we came here just now."

"It's a strange feeling..." Sanniang said, "Let's go further."

Same as last time, the fog got bigger and bigger as I went forward. In the end, there was a vast expanse of whiteness in front of my eyes, and my whole body seemed to be wrapped in fog, and I couldn't see any roadside scenery.

I asked, "Can you still see the road?"

I asked the question but there was no response for a long time. I thought my voice was not loud enough, so I asked again with a higher volume, but this time there was still no sound. So the hands of those two people are still holding in my hand.

No matter how powerful a person is, there should be no way to remove me from the side of two powerful monsters while holding hands tightly without anyone noticing.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "Why don't you say anything?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I suddenly felt that the hand that was supposed to hold Sanniang didn't feel right. I touched it with my thumb a few times, and goose bumps immediately appeared on my back.

This is Sanniang's slippery skin, it's clearly a pair of furry paws!
I was shocked, I threw that hand away, and then touched Yunmei's hand on the other side - the hand felt the same as before, I quickly grabbed Yunmei and ran, saying while running: "It's over, Sanniang is gone." Already!"

Yun Mei faltered and said, "You... said... what... what?"

The hesitant voice seemed to be difficult to utter, and I asked while running, "What did you say?"

Yun Mei asked: "What... what?"

After I ran for a while, the fog around me became thinner again, and I could vaguely see the small second floor in front of me. Before I had time to think about why I ran back again, I turned my head to look at Yunmei and said, "Sanniang... ..."

As soon as she uttered two words, her back felt a chill, and she almost sat down on the ground. She saw that Yun Mei still had human skin on her body, but her head had already peeled off. The skin had just faded to her mouth, so she couldn't speak clearly. The bloody face against the white mist is particularly horrifying.

I felt like crying: "We'll just walk in the fog for a while, what kind of skin are you shedding!"

Yun Mei shook her head, stepped forward and said, "I..."

"I'm a gentleman!" I took a step back while clutching my chest and said, "I won't take advantage of the fog to do that shitty thing with you! But if you really want to do it, you can put the skin on me first!"

"It's not that she wants to shed her skin." Sanniang's voice suddenly came.When I heard her voice, I quickly turned my head to look, but I didn't see Sanniang when I looked left and right.

"I'm here." Sanniang's voice said again.

That voice actually came from below me, I looked down and saw an orange fox standing by my feet.

The fox is orange all over, only the four claws and the tip of the tail are white, it looks very cute.

I squatted down and reached out to touch it, but before I touched it, the fox jumped on my lap, opened its mouth, and began to speak human words in Sanniang's voice: "It's not that she wants to shed her skin, it's that she can't." Control your demon power."

I was taken aback and asked, "Are you San Niang?"

The fox nodded in a rather human way, and said: "This fog is really an enchantment, which can deprive us of our demon power. The farther we go, the more the demon power will be lost. I couldn't even maintain my human shape just now."

Yunmei's skin was rotten to the mouth, and it was inconvenient to speak, so she could only nod repeatedly from the sidelines.

I said, "Let's talk about it later." Then I walked out of the fog with Fox and Yunmei in my arms.As soon as he went out, he saw Reddy dragging Wang Liang, shouting "Chong!" and ran out sullenly, almost colliding with Yunmei. Reddy slammed on the brakes, looked at Yunmei's face and shouted, "Wow! ", Yun Mei hurriedly ran into the small second floor covering her face.

The man's head and the hanged ghost looked at her strangely, and Wang Liang asked me, "What's wrong with Yunmei?"

I said, "Her skin is broken, I guess I need to go back and mend it."

Wang Liang said: "You are still talking about me, look at you, if you want to tear your clothes off, what are you doing with your skin..." Halfway through the speech, he suddenly realized, and asked me, "Skin?"

He still doesn't know the true colors of these two monsters, so I pointed to Reddy and asked, "He didn't show his original shape?"

Wang Liang said: "It's not a monster, so there is no such thing as the original."

I said, "But the people think he is a monster."

Wang Liang asked: "What? Where are the people?"

I said: "You don't have to worry about it, what did you encounter just now?"

Wang Liang said: "It's the same as before, but that guy has been dragging me to run, and I'm exhausted."

Reddy giggled, stretched out his hand and gestured: "It's so foggy, I can't see anything, it's fun."

It seems they are going through the same thing as me.

The fox in my arms said: "I didn't see the fog when Yunmei and I came together, but I could see the fog when we walked together holding your hand. When you let go of my hand, then The fog disappeared without a trace." The fox stretched out its front paws, stepped on my arm, and said, "But when I jumped on you, I could see the fog again, so it is obvious that the fog is trying to sleep hold you."

Wang Liang was startled: "Foxes can talk!"

"I didn't feel any abnormality from you, Wang Liang and the men who saw the numbers, but these fogs can selectively trap you." Pixiu said, "In addition to the demon power that can deprive monsters, The person who set up this enchantment is very powerful."

Sanniang nodded and said: "I have never seen such a subtle person who can use Qimen Dunjia."

I was dumbfounded: "So, we can't get out?"

San Niang jumped down from my arms and said, "I'll talk to you guys after I recover my human form."

Wang Liang looked at her: "Return to human form?"

I quickly walked over and blocked Wang Liang's sight with my body. This fox has nothing but fur on her body. According to common sense, she should have no clothes when she becomes a human.Looking at Sanniang's usual obsequiousness, one can think of Sanniang's naked appearance, which is too irritating to people. An honest gentleman like me can see it, but others will definitely not be able to stand it.

The fox turned around on the ground, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a woman.

Wang Liang was dumbfounded: "San Niang! So you are a fox?"

I was also dumbfounded. Sanniang was wearing a red cheongsam: "Clothes! Why are there clothes?"

Sanniang cast a coquettish look at me and said, "You can even transform into a human figure, so why can't you transform into clothes?"

Play out of common sense!Desperate!I am desperate for this monster!This is simply bluffing!
The head of the man said, "Can't you go out now?"

Pixiu said, "Theoretically, it is so."

I asked, "Aren't I going to follow in the footsteps of men's heads?"

Sanniang smiled and said, "What stupid things are you talking about? At the beginning, they were helpless and helpless humans, but now that we are here, what are you worried about, Brother Ma?"

Pixiu also said: "Let's wait until that number becomes zero, I want to see what else the person who casts the barrier will do!"

Hearing what they said, my heart was filled with energy, and I nodded and said, "That's right, if there are ghosts coming out to harm people, we will fight them!"

(End of this chapter)