Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 1

Chapter 40
I looked towards the door strangely, only to hear footsteps at the door, then Xu Liuhai appeared at the door, and asked in a panic: "I seem to hear some voices here."

Halfway through the speech, it was obvious that he saw the little ghost in the room, and he was stunned, pointing at the little ghost and was speechless in panic.

The kid stared at Xu Liuhai, a trace of anger appeared on his expressionless face, and a whining sound came out of his throat. This voice was obviously different from the original tone, with obvious anger.

In the next instant, that little ghost rushed towards Xu Liuhai like a wild dog running wild with lightning speed!

The little ghost opened his fingers, as if he wanted to dig something out of Xu Liuhai's body.

"Ah!" Xu Liuhai let out a scream and sat down on the ground.

But he saw that little ghost passed through Xu Liuhai's body, rushed into the ground, and disappeared.

Xu Liuhai touched his heart, sat on the ground panting heavily.

"What are you doing!" Fang Tao sat up and cursed at Xu Liuhai, "What are you arguing about!"

Only then did Yang Xu get up, and asked: "The courtyard...the dean...have you seen it?"

"See what?" Wang Liang asked strangely.

"No..." Trembling, Xu Liuhai took out a bottle of medicine from his pocket, stuffed a few pills into his mouth, then slowly stroked his chest, and waved, "No... nothing."

Bu Jie trembled, and asked Fang Tao, "Is it... the ghost again?"

"..." Fang Tao glared at her, but said nothing.

"What's the matter?" Li Zhengyi ran over, seeing the situation in the room and Xu Liuhai's mess, he smiled very relieved: "Oh, you saw it too? Let me just say, how can I be the only one to hell, If you want to see us, we all have to see each other, and no one can run away."

Xu Liuhai was so frightened that he was still gasping for breath with his mouth open.

Fang Tao said: "Seeing that you can't be on duty anymore, let's change shifts."

I always felt that this person was very selfish, and I couldn't help being surprised to hear him say such a thing.

Yang Xu nodded and said, "Principal, rest, I'll get you a glass of water."

Wang Liang also sat up and was about to go out to be on duty. When he saw the back of Yang Xu walking out of the room, he was taken aback for a moment, then turned to me and asked, "Do you think this person's background is particularly familiar?"

Having said that, I also feel like I've seen Yang Xu's back somewhere before.

But the back view is no better than the front view, the recognition is not high, and it will not leave a deep impression in my mind.I said, "He's a doctor, I guess we met last time in the hospital."

Wang Liang hesitated and nodded, "Maybe."

The medicine Xu Liuhai took had a calming effect, and he fell asleep not long after he calmed down.Li Zhengyi looked at him and said, "This old man is sleeping soundly. I want to sleep but I'm so scared that I can't sleep."

"I usually don't sleep well," Bu Jie said, "so I take sleeping pills with me, do you want them?"

Li Zhengyi quickly stretched out his hand and said, "Yes! Yes! If I can't sleep anymore, I'm really going to die here."

After hearing this, Yang Xu said, "Then give me two too."

Bu Jie poured a few slices for them and asked me, "Would you like it?"

It’s good for me to keep my body small, and I don’t take much cold medicine, let alone sleeping pills. It sounds like it’s irritating, so I quickly waved my hands and refused, saying: “I fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes.” After finishing speaking, He yawned, lay down and dozed off.

The sleeping pill really worked. After a while, Li Zhengyi and Yang Xu started snoring.

Fang Tao said to Wang Liang in the living room, "I'll go out and have a look."

Wang Liang said: "It's too dangerous, we'd better stay indoors."

Fang Tao said impatiently: "It's okay, I'll admit it if something happens." Then I heard footsteps going out.

Hearing this voice, Bu Jie quickly got off the bed and said unsteadily, "I'll go with you."

Wang Liang was sitting in the living room in a well-behaved manner. Once the couple went out, there was no other sound in the room except snoring.

I was thinking amidst the constant snoring, now it seems that these people have secrets, only Wang Liang and I are relatively innocent, according to the laws of detective films, suspense and cartoons, if there is no secret and involved, then it must be the protagonist , either as a detective or as a savior, so if the two of us don’t solve the mystery and follow the inevitable laws of natural science development, they will die one by one.

I have a heavy burden on my shoulders, and I have to think hard about how to save them.

I was thinking very seriously.

Thinking, thinking, fell asleep.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, someone shook her awake, and when she looked up, it was Wang Liang.

"Those two people haven't come back yet." Wang Liang said, "Could something happen?"

After hearing this, I got up quickly and went out to see with Wang Liang.We searched around the house, but we didn't see the couple, so we walked to the place where they parked. Heitian couldn't see clearly, and when we got closer, we found that the couple were standing near the car.

Fang Tao scolded: "Do you still think we are not enough trouble? Today I heard from the dean that Ma Shu and Wang Liang seem to be policemen or reporters. No matter which ones, as long as they find out, we will be finished. At this time, you still add trouble to me."

"How do I know who it is?" Bu Jie said, "Suddenly a person popped up. I thought it was her. Who knew there were outsiders here..."

Seeing us approaching, both of them fell silent.

I don't know what they are hiding, and the atmosphere suddenly becomes a little weird.

Wang Liang coughed and said, "Why don't you go back?"

Fang Tao asked: "Are you going back now?" After speaking, he took Bu Jie and took two steps, Bu Jie whispered worriedly: "Che..."

"What's the car? I said it's okay to put it here!" Fang Tao replied impatiently, looking back at us, "Aren't you leaving?"

Wang Liang and I glanced at each other secretly, and said, "You guys go back first, I'm too bored staying in the room, let him come out with me for a breather."

After that, we both walked in the other direction.

Walking through the corner of the wall, the two of us immediately leaned on the wall to watch.The couple stood there and looked over for ten minutes before entering the house.

Seeing them enter the door, Wang Liang asked me in a low voice, "What did you think of?"

I said, "They seem to care about their cars."

Wang Liang nodded: "I think there should be something inside."

I said, "You have a good brain, just like what I think, if you look as handsome as me, you will definitely be more popular."

Wang Liang said, "Then let's go and have a look?"

So the two of us bent our backs and carefully walked back to Fang Tao's car.

I tried to pull the car door, turned my head and said to Wang Liang: "Don't say that it's hard to investigate the black lights and ignorance, even in the daytime, the car is so tightly locked, we can't find anything."

I especially miss Lady Gaga.

When I took my hand back, I suddenly felt that my hand was wet, and I wondered: "Hey, why is this door wet?"

Wang Liang looked at my hand and said, "Gasoline?"

I said, "What does gasoline smell like?"

"What is that, a fishy smell, it can't be blood..." Wang Liang looked up into the car suspiciously, then shook his body and sat on the ground.

I said strangely: "What are you doing, what's the matter?" Then I turned my head to look into the car, and I was so scared that I sat down on the ground.

The car was empty just now, but now a woman sat in the passenger seat at some point, with shoulder-length hair and a long skirt with floral suspenders.

It's over, I was found stealing someone else's car!I quickly said: "Beauty, look, this is a misunderstanding, we didn't steal the car, I'm just curious to take a look."

The woman didn't say a word, she just turned around silently, reached out and pointed at the back of the car.

Wang Liang and I looked in the direction she pointed, but there was nothing there, and when we looked back, the woman was gone!

Well, it's a ghost again.

I remembered that Pixiu told me that there was a woman sitting in the car, and it was probably this one.

But what does she want to tell us?
Wang Liang and I walked to the back of the car. Wang Liang looked into the trunk and said, "It should be here."

As soon as the words fell, a 'bang' was heard suddenly.

We immediately stopped talking and listened carefully.It was quickly recognized that the sound was coming from the trunk.

Bang, bang, bang!

That voice kept ringing.

What's in it!
I pulled the back cover box with both hands, and then lifted it up, and the car cover was opened easily.

The moment it was opened, a round thing flew out and said, "Oh, my God! It's suffocating me!"

The voice was very familiar, and Wang Liang and I immediately realized it and shouted in unison: "Guan Xing!?"

Guan Xing glanced at us and said, "Why are you?"

I said, "I should ask this question, why are you here?"

Guan Xing said: "This is a long story, you first get my body out."

Only then did I realize that Guan Xing’s body was also in the car, and I don’t know how it was stuffed in. Wang Liang and I struggled to pull it out. There was a big plastic bag in Guan Xing’s arms. As soon as Liang pulled hard, the big plastic bag came out together with Guan Xing's body. The contents of the bag were scattered all over the floor, and a foul smell came over him.

"What is so smelly?" Wang Liang waved his hand.

I didn't see anything else clearly, but I saw a tattered floral skirt at a glance.Just about to speak, Guan Xing suddenly heard shouting: "Be careful!"

Just as he was about to turn his head, he was hit hard on the head suddenly, his eyes went dark and he didn't know anything.

Knocking someone with a stick is a technical job. Knocking people to death with a stick is a low-level fight. A real master's knocking force should not be too light, too light to knock people unconscious, and not too heavy. People are knocked to death, so it is necessary to handle the weight just right.

Those are all Lianjiazi, and most people can't learn it.

Like that guy knocked on me.

I don't know how long I've been dizzy, but I suddenly heard someone calling my name: "Horsepower, horsepower!"

I opened my eyes, I was lying in the living room, Wang Liang was sitting next to me in a mess, calling my name non-stop.

I moved my body and found myself tied up too.

Wang Liang breathed a sigh of relief, "You're finally awake."

I cursed angrily: "The enemy is so vicious, they made me lose consciousness for so long."

Wang Liang said, "You were snoring just now."

I said, "I haven't slept well in the past two days, just in time for this rare opportunity, so I just slept for a while."

Wang Liang nodded: "You are not afraid in the face of danger, you are really amazing."

"To each other, I'm not particularly powerful or just average." I asked, "Who tied us up?"

Wang Liang raised his chin behind me and said, "You can see it by the method of elimination."

Not far from us, Xu Liuhai, Yang Xu, and Li Zhengyi were also tied up.

Li Zhengyi just woke up, looked down at his bound hands, and said in a daze, "What's going on? Who tied it up for me? It's haunted again?" Then he looked up and shouted: "Hey , Fang Tao, Bu Jie, you came just in time, help me untie the rope."

The culprit has been revealed.This idiot doesn't know anything.

Fang Tao walked in front, Bu Jie followed, and the two had just come out of the kitchen.

When we were attacked, Xu Liuhai, Yang Xu, and Li Zhengyi were resting because they had just suffered a heart attack, and the other two middle-aged men took sleeping pills because they were afraid they would not be able to sleep. Binding the three of them was no more difficult than killing a few children.

So it shouldn't take much effort for this sick woman and her young and strong husband to complete the job.

Seeing that they were not moving, Li Zhengyi shouted again: "Hey, why are you just standing there, come and untie them for us."

Fang Tao and Bu Jie stood still.

Li Zhengyi still shouted, but Yang Xu said, "Stop shouting, haven't you understood yet?"

Li Zhengyi asked, "Understand what?"

As expected of being a doctor, Yang Xu had a very clear mind and said, "Think about it carefully, if it's really ghosts who tied us up, why did they stay here? This place is so big, and we fell asleep for a while. If you want to untie us, you will wait until now?"

Li Zhengyi shook his body, and said, "He...they are ghosts! But, why did you kidnap me?" He rolled his eyes and said, "Do you want to make movies too? You can do it without this method, I am now preparing to shoot Genghis Khan 2, if you are willing, I..."

"What kind of movie are you making?" I said, "These two are murderers. They killed a woman, chopped up the body and hid it in the trunk of the car. I don't know how many days they hid it. It stinks."

Li Zhengyi couldn't close his mouth when he heard that, he looked at Fang Tao and Bu Jie and said, "Damn it, perverted murderer, he's alive!"

Xu Liuhai trembled, and asked: "We have no grievances, why are you doing this to us?"

Fang Tao said: "I didn't intend to treat you like this, but..." He pointed at me and Wang Liang and said, "They overturned my car and found out, so I can't blame me."

"That's what's wrong with you." Li Zhengyi immediately turned his head and cursed at Wang Liang and me, "Why overturn other people's cars! It's rude!"

I said: "The dead female ghost sits in the car and looks out every day. If we don't turn over, she will come over sooner or later. Maybe she will wipe us out if we don't act bravely."

"Female ghost?" Bu Jie turned pale and asked, "What kind of female ghost?"

"You don't know better than me what kind of person you are." I said, "Wearing a floral dress and shawl hair, sitting in your car, you drive over, she may have been sitting in the car looking at you all the time, it's you have no idea."

"It really is her!" Fang Tao looked at his car again after hearing what I said, and murmured, "Why has she been following us...why..."

"Nonsense," I said, "If you take her body with you, can her soul not follow?"

Several other people were at a loss. Wang Liang and I had been understanding the situation of the couple for a long time, so our hearts were clear.Wang Liang asked: "If I'm not wrong, that woman should have a special relationship with you, she is your mistress..."

Fang Tao nodded, put his hands on his head and said, "But I really didn't want to kill her..."

Bu Jie snorted coldly at the side: "What did they ask you answered neatly, do you want to dump all your wealth?"

Fang Tao raised his head and asked, "You just said to tie them up, but now that they are tied up, what should we do in the future?"

"What do you think we should do?" Bu Jie smiled, showing her right hand that had been placed behind her all the time, holding a gleaming kitchen knife in her hand!

We broke out in a cold sweat immediately, this woman is a real person, she is usually soft and weak, it is hard to see that she is so vicious.

Not only us, but even Fang Tao was startled: "Are you going to kill them?"

"They know everything." Bu Jie said, "Should we let them go out and call the police?"

Xu Liuhai said tremblingly: "Two, two, calm down... We have, we have something to talk about." Li Zhengyi nodded desperately beside him: "We will never say it when we go out, we will never say it!"

Fang Tao frowned and said to Bu Jie, "They won't tell."

"Can you believe this? Can you believe a word of you stinky men?" Bu Jie sneered, "What did you say when you got married? You only love me in your life." She raised her hand and pointed to the car "As a result, when you are rich and prosperous, you run out to find a woman, Fang, you forgot how I ate steamed buns and pickles with you when you were poor, and looked for connections to help you?"

Fang Tao said nothing.

"Do you want to know how she died?" Bu Jie asked us, and we all shook our heads, but Bu Jie obviously just wanted to talk, completely ignoring our opinions, and asked himself, "This woman was pregnant and hospitalized during my pregnancy. He even flirted with my husband, and that day the man said he was going out to buy something." She pointed to me and Wang Liang, "It was the day you came, and after you left, I waited for a long time, but he still hasn't come back. , I thought he saw you guys chatting, so he went to the window to look." She snorted and asked, "Do you want to know what I saw?"

We continued to shake our heads, Bu Jie still ignored our objection, and said to himself: "I saw this man standing downstairs flirting with that woman!" She raised the knife in her hand and pointed at Fang Tao Said, "It's a pity I have endured it for so long, and I still foolishly thought that as long as the child is born, you will definitely change your mind and come back to me! I was so angry that I wanted to go downstairs to show some color to this dog and man. I slipped, fell, and was sent to the operating room due to fetal gas, and finally lost my child!"

Wang Liang and I looked at each other. What she said completed what happened after we left that day. We knew very clearly that the child in her belly was reincarnated by Kong Ting, and Kong Ting did not go to reincarnate, so no matter what, the baby won't live either.

But we know, Bu Jie doesn't know, when it comes to this matter, she has shown a state of madness.

"I know you're here!" Bu Jie looked at the direction of the car with contempt, and shouted: "You bitch! It's just right to die, don't think that I'm afraid of you when you die, come here if you have the ability! Tell you, this man My wife is me! No matter whether you are a man or a ghost, you can't grab me!"

The female ghost in the car was lying on the car window with all her might, blood was gushing out from the place where her body was cut by the knife, and she kept pulling on the car window with her hands, but she couldn't get out.

We were completely overwhelmed by Bu Jie's ferociousness at this time, so when Bu Jie turned to look at us again, we big men shuddered for no reason.

"But now, it's all over. There are only a few people in this place." Bu Jie glanced at Fang Tao affectionately, "As long as we kill them, there will be only the two of us left, and no outsiders will come to participate in our relationship. "

Fang Tao has been sullen, watching us do not speak.

"Honey, tell me..." Bu Jie raised the knife and asked Fang Tao with a smile, "Where should I start killing?"

Li Zhengyi shouted repeatedly: "Think about it! Murder is against the law!"

Bu Jie ignored him at all, walked up to Xu Liuhai, and said, "Let's start with the old stuff first. You're still the director of the hospital when you're young, and you've already enjoyed enough glory and wealth. You've lived enough."

Xu Liuhai was so frightened that he trembled all over, he shook his head repeatedly and said: "Let's think of a way together, maybe we can still get out. If you kill us, you won't have a helper."

Li Zhengyi said: "That's right, we came in together, if you kill us, you two might not be able to get out!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't get out." Bu Jie smiled, "If you go out, the murder of us will be exposed."

"What is this!" Seeing the knife dangling in front of his eyes, Xu Liuhai was incoherent, "Wh-who doesn't have a secret, and I may not be innocent if you kill someone! Everyone is on the same path!"

The implication of this is that he also killed someone?

Yang Xu shouted: "Dean!"

Fang Tao turned to look at Xu Liuhai: "What did you say?"

Xu Liuhai said: "You saw the female ghost you killed, and we also saw a little ghost, and I killed that little ghost!"

A dignified hospital director actually killed a child? !

Hearing this, not only us, but even Bu Jie was stunned.

Yang Xu said: "He died because the operation failed."

"The little boy is a patient in our hospital. Before the operation, he signed an organ donation operation. The family of the donated child donated a lot of money to our hospital. They have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time. The roads in other places are paved. Okay, but the only thing missing is the organs needed for the operation. If there are no more qualified organs for the operation, their child will not be able to survive." Xu Liuhai swallowed, and said, "So, the little one The boy's operation cannot be successful!"

"You did it on purpose!" I got goosebumps on my back, it was pure murder.

(End of this chapter)