Chapter 117 Who is more disgusting
If you have Internet access on the road, just watch the live broadcast.It's also good to watch the recording and broadcasting tomorrow morning. "
It was indeed very late now, and some gossiping people could not resist the drowsiness and fell asleep.Hearing what Yu Xiaofan said, since you can still gossip tomorrow, let's wait until tomorrow.
Before some people left, they asked Yu Xiaofan about the live broadcast platform before leaving.
Now the rest, except for his own family, are all related to Li Bangguo and the others.
Yu Xiaofan turned on the phone, clicked on the live broadcast platform, and asked his sister to help start the live broadcast, and the sister's phone was recording a backup at the same time.
Li Bangguo didn't show his anger in one place. Although the extra people left, but they were broadcasting live, he still had to be careful when speaking, and he had to put himself in a favorable position.
Clearing his throat, Li Bangguo asked in an extremely bad tone: "Then how do you plan to treat my son?"
Yu Xiaofan was not in a hurry, "Wait for me for 10 minutes, I'll prepare the props. Dad, hurry up and take out the mat from my house and let Li Mu lie on it. It's so cold in the ground at night. What if I get seriously ill?"
Hearing Yu Xiaofan's words, Li Bangguo doubted his own ears. Could it be that Yu Xiaofan was really doing it for his son's benefit?It's so rare!
Li Mu is ticklish, Yu Xiaofan knows it.So Li Bangguo deliberately applied a thick layer of hot pepper on his son's feet before he came, even if Yu Xiaofan wanted to use the itch to force his son to act, it was impossible.
After thinking about all the possible methods Yu Xiaofan could use, Li Bangguo felt that their chances of winning were still very high.
As long as the son persisted for half an hour, he would definitely intervene at that time and strongly demanded to be sent to the county hospital.
Yu Xiaofan's failure to heal his son will definitely have a bad impact on Yu Xiaofan's reputation as a doctor, and at the same time, it can make everyone label Yu Xiaofan as stingy.
After such a calculation, it would only be beneficial to Yu Xiaofan to make a lot of trouble.
After Li Bangguo figured it out, he finally stopped showing annoyance. Instead, he found a chair and sat down leisurely.Get ready to see what tricks Yu Xiaofan plans to make.
According to Yu Xiaofan's medical skills, when he took the pulse just now, he definitely knew that his son was pretending to be dizzy, so what will he do next?
It only took 8 minutes for Yu Xiaofan to come back again. When he went out to find something just now, his sister also went with him.
So the melon-eaters on the other end of the phone know best what Yu Xiaofan has done.
The bullet screen was extremely lively, and netizens were expressing their opinions one after another.
Xiaoba: Wow, this is the first time I heard that such a disgusting thing can cure diseases.
There is a cow in the sky: Then you can use the mountain cannon, this thing is very useful.I heard that it will also be used in the treatment of hepatitis B.
The White Lady under the Leifeng Pagoda: We snakes don't eat this thing, but now humans still eat it.I was more curious about that dark thing, it was a little dark just now, and I didn't see clearly what it was.
Dedicated mistress: Hey, that guy upstairs pretending to be a fairy, you can't be someone's mistress, right?If I find out, you will die a miserable death!
Yu Xiaofan didn't have time to pay attention to the text on the bullet screen, and walked up to Li Mu directly with two white plastic bags, holding back his sinister smile and trying to keep a serious face.
When Yu Xiaofan came over, Li Bangguo immediately approached and took a closer look at the thing in Yu Xiaofan's hand. Why did it have a smell? Li Bangguo frowned and asked, "What is it in your hand? Can this cure a disease?"
Yu Xiaofan looked like an expert, and said without doubt, "Naturally, have you forgotten the person I cured? Your son should be familiar with you?"
Li Bangguo couldn't argue anymore, he waited for Yu Xiaofan to take out those guys so he could take a closer look.
Holding a pair of chopsticks, Yu Xiaofan ordered Xiaohua to bring a bowl, and very gracefully picked up the fat, white, wriggling little guy from the white bag into the bowl.
Li Bangguo almost vomited, and shouted, "Baimaggot, you don't intend to use this to cure my son, do you?"
"Isn't it okay? If you don't believe me, you can look it up in medical books now. White maggots are a good thing. They have been used as medicinal materials since ancient times.
Li Bangguo held back the nausea in his heart, and asked persistently, "I remember you used acupuncture to treat diseases before, why did you use these things instead?"
Yu Xiaofan shouted in his heart: Damn, you think I like to use these things.It's not that you and your son joined forces to frame me. If I don't take the disgusting guy, how can I wake up your son who pretended to be dizzy?
On the other hand, he said something else, "Cure is a matter of taking different measures according to the patient's condition. Believe me, this is the best treatment for your son's condition.
There was already cheers on the bullet screen, and the heavy-tasting netizens couldn't wait to see this alternative treatment method.
Li Bangguo was praying in his heart: Son, you must hold on, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted!
When the second bag was taken out, Li Bangguo almost fainted, and Yu Xiaofan picked up a large pile of smelly cow dung from somewhere in the middle of the night, it looked like it was quite soft, not hardened and dried.
Li Bangguo's voice trembled a little, "You, what are you using this for?"
"It was used to treat my dear little friend, obviously."
The white and fat maggots have been picked by Yu Xiaofan and put into the bowl, and Yu Xiaofan picked out some relatively fresh feces from the cow dung and put them in the bowl.
The white maggots in the bowl, facing the cow dung, started the party happily like a human seeing delicious food.Lively tasting and rolling in cow dung, so lively.
In fact, when doing these things, Yu Xiaofan also felt extremely disgusted.But he had to hold back, otherwise the plan would be ruined.
While "appreciating" Bai Maggot's carnival, Yu Xiaofan described Bai Maggot's behavior. It seemed that he was describing it to the netizens on the live broadcast, but he was actually describing it to Li Mu.
Even he, Yu Xiaofan, finds it extremely disgusting, but he doesn't believe that Li Mu can hold his breath.
Hearing Yu Xiaofan's description, Li Bangguo couldn't help but shudder a few times, now he's pretty sure that Yu Xiaofan's tactic is to disgust his son, until his son can't take it anymore and reveal his true colors.
Li Bangguo still did not give up and asked again, "Could it be that you are going to just give these maggots to my son?"
"of course not."
Li Bangguo breathed a sigh of relief, thank God, Yu Xiaofan is not so perverted yet.
Yu Xiaofan continued, "Li Mu is my good friend, so I naturally want to treat him better. After these white maggots are full, I plan to fry them in boiling oil.
Yu Xiaofan: The author, why did you treat me like this, asking me to catch white maggots in the latrine and pick up cow dung in the grass at night?Am I your own?
Author Da Da: Of course not, I can't give birth to a son as old as you.No way, the enemy is too cunning and wronged you.At worst, I will send you a few more beautiful wives after a while to make up for your injured little soul.
(End of this chapter)
If you have Internet access on the road, just watch the live broadcast.It's also good to watch the recording and broadcasting tomorrow morning. "
It was indeed very late now, and some gossiping people could not resist the drowsiness and fell asleep.Hearing what Yu Xiaofan said, since you can still gossip tomorrow, let's wait until tomorrow.
Before some people left, they asked Yu Xiaofan about the live broadcast platform before leaving.
Now the rest, except for his own family, are all related to Li Bangguo and the others.
Yu Xiaofan turned on the phone, clicked on the live broadcast platform, and asked his sister to help start the live broadcast, and the sister's phone was recording a backup at the same time.
Li Bangguo didn't show his anger in one place. Although the extra people left, but they were broadcasting live, he still had to be careful when speaking, and he had to put himself in a favorable position.
Clearing his throat, Li Bangguo asked in an extremely bad tone: "Then how do you plan to treat my son?"
Yu Xiaofan was not in a hurry, "Wait for me for 10 minutes, I'll prepare the props. Dad, hurry up and take out the mat from my house and let Li Mu lie on it. It's so cold in the ground at night. What if I get seriously ill?"
Hearing Yu Xiaofan's words, Li Bangguo doubted his own ears. Could it be that Yu Xiaofan was really doing it for his son's benefit?It's so rare!
Li Mu is ticklish, Yu Xiaofan knows it.So Li Bangguo deliberately applied a thick layer of hot pepper on his son's feet before he came, even if Yu Xiaofan wanted to use the itch to force his son to act, it was impossible.
After thinking about all the possible methods Yu Xiaofan could use, Li Bangguo felt that their chances of winning were still very high.
As long as the son persisted for half an hour, he would definitely intervene at that time and strongly demanded to be sent to the county hospital.
Yu Xiaofan's failure to heal his son will definitely have a bad impact on Yu Xiaofan's reputation as a doctor, and at the same time, it can make everyone label Yu Xiaofan as stingy.
After such a calculation, it would only be beneficial to Yu Xiaofan to make a lot of trouble.
After Li Bangguo figured it out, he finally stopped showing annoyance. Instead, he found a chair and sat down leisurely.Get ready to see what tricks Yu Xiaofan plans to make.
According to Yu Xiaofan's medical skills, when he took the pulse just now, he definitely knew that his son was pretending to be dizzy, so what will he do next?
It only took 8 minutes for Yu Xiaofan to come back again. When he went out to find something just now, his sister also went with him.
So the melon-eaters on the other end of the phone know best what Yu Xiaofan has done.
The bullet screen was extremely lively, and netizens were expressing their opinions one after another.
Xiaoba: Wow, this is the first time I heard that such a disgusting thing can cure diseases.
There is a cow in the sky: Then you can use the mountain cannon, this thing is very useful.I heard that it will also be used in the treatment of hepatitis B.
The White Lady under the Leifeng Pagoda: We snakes don't eat this thing, but now humans still eat it.I was more curious about that dark thing, it was a little dark just now, and I didn't see clearly what it was.
Dedicated mistress: Hey, that guy upstairs pretending to be a fairy, you can't be someone's mistress, right?If I find out, you will die a miserable death!
Yu Xiaofan didn't have time to pay attention to the text on the bullet screen, and walked up to Li Mu directly with two white plastic bags, holding back his sinister smile and trying to keep a serious face.
When Yu Xiaofan came over, Li Bangguo immediately approached and took a closer look at the thing in Yu Xiaofan's hand. Why did it have a smell? Li Bangguo frowned and asked, "What is it in your hand? Can this cure a disease?"
Yu Xiaofan looked like an expert, and said without doubt, "Naturally, have you forgotten the person I cured? Your son should be familiar with you?"
Li Bangguo couldn't argue anymore, he waited for Yu Xiaofan to take out those guys so he could take a closer look.
Holding a pair of chopsticks, Yu Xiaofan ordered Xiaohua to bring a bowl, and very gracefully picked up the fat, white, wriggling little guy from the white bag into the bowl.
Li Bangguo almost vomited, and shouted, "Baimaggot, you don't intend to use this to cure my son, do you?"
"Isn't it okay? If you don't believe me, you can look it up in medical books now. White maggots are a good thing. They have been used as medicinal materials since ancient times.
Li Bangguo held back the nausea in his heart, and asked persistently, "I remember you used acupuncture to treat diseases before, why did you use these things instead?"
Yu Xiaofan shouted in his heart: Damn, you think I like to use these things.It's not that you and your son joined forces to frame me. If I don't take the disgusting guy, how can I wake up your son who pretended to be dizzy?
On the other hand, he said something else, "Cure is a matter of taking different measures according to the patient's condition. Believe me, this is the best treatment for your son's condition.
There was already cheers on the bullet screen, and the heavy-tasting netizens couldn't wait to see this alternative treatment method.
Li Bangguo was praying in his heart: Son, you must hold on, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted!
When the second bag was taken out, Li Bangguo almost fainted, and Yu Xiaofan picked up a large pile of smelly cow dung from somewhere in the middle of the night, it looked like it was quite soft, not hardened and dried.
Li Bangguo's voice trembled a little, "You, what are you using this for?"
"It was used to treat my dear little friend, obviously."
The white and fat maggots have been picked by Yu Xiaofan and put into the bowl, and Yu Xiaofan picked out some relatively fresh feces from the cow dung and put them in the bowl.
The white maggots in the bowl, facing the cow dung, started the party happily like a human seeing delicious food.Lively tasting and rolling in cow dung, so lively.
In fact, when doing these things, Yu Xiaofan also felt extremely disgusted.But he had to hold back, otherwise the plan would be ruined.
While "appreciating" Bai Maggot's carnival, Yu Xiaofan described Bai Maggot's behavior. It seemed that he was describing it to the netizens on the live broadcast, but he was actually describing it to Li Mu.
Even he, Yu Xiaofan, finds it extremely disgusting, but he doesn't believe that Li Mu can hold his breath.
Hearing Yu Xiaofan's description, Li Bangguo couldn't help but shudder a few times, now he's pretty sure that Yu Xiaofan's tactic is to disgust his son, until his son can't take it anymore and reveal his true colors.
Li Bangguo still did not give up and asked again, "Could it be that you are going to just give these maggots to my son?"
"of course not."
Li Bangguo breathed a sigh of relief, thank God, Yu Xiaofan is not so perverted yet.
Yu Xiaofan continued, "Li Mu is my good friend, so I naturally want to treat him better. After these white maggots are full, I plan to fry them in boiling oil.
Yu Xiaofan: The author, why did you treat me like this, asking me to catch white maggots in the latrine and pick up cow dung in the grass at night?Am I your own?
Author Da Da: Of course not, I can't give birth to a son as old as you.No way, the enemy is too cunning and wronged you.At worst, I will send you a few more beautiful wives after a while to make up for your injured little soul.
(End of this chapter)
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