Extraordinary little Shennong
Chapter 81 Lead the snake out of the hole
Chapter 81 Lead the snake out of the hole
Guo Tingting went home after having lunch at Yu's house, no matter how hard Yu Xiaofan tried to persuade her to stay, she never did.
As soon as Guo Tingting left, Zhang Hao, who had been watching the fun, walked up to Yu Xiaofan, patted Xiaofan on the shoulder, and comforted him, "Boss, although your kung fu and IQ are worse than ours, but your way of chasing women is really good." It’s not as good as brothers! Shall I tell you the cheats of chasing girls?”
"Go away, if you really have good cheats for chasing girls, are you still single now?" Yu Xiaofan gave Zhang Hao a blank look, and walked away.
Fortunately, Tingting didn't show any displeasure when she left today, otherwise I guess I would have been anxious all the time.
After finally sending the goddess back, it's time to start planning.
Yu Xiaofan called Zhang Hao, Crayfish, and Squid to his room.
"What's the matter, Boss? Today we have to help your father, Li Tian?"
"Of course I came to you for something. Have you visited the pumpkin patch recently?"
"What's so good about pumpkins? You don't need to worry about them after they are planted. Your father taught us that pumpkins are the best to feed."
"Hurry up and take a look, there are already small pumpkins growing in the pumpkin patch."
"Boss, are you kidding us? It's only been planted for a few days, how can it grow so fast?"
"Why am I lying to you, Nuo, this is a pumpkin I picked in the pumpkin patch just now, take a look."
The three hugged the big pumpkin that Yu Xiaofan took out from under the bed, and began to study it carefully.
"No, boss, this is too unscientific!"
"What kind of science do I need here? The medicine I gave you when you went to the county a few days ago, is it easy to use? Can you buy it in the market?"
Zhang Hao was a little embarrassed by Yu Xiaofan's words, he laughed and stood up, "Boss, that medicine is so easy to use, it makes me feel like I'm in heaven. Give me some next time I go to the county town!"
"Don't worry, you guys are indispensable. Let's take a look at this pumpkin first. Although I haven't tasted the taste yet, it is definitely delicious. I will make a meal for you tonight!"
Several people studied for a while, still a little disbelieving, and decided to go to the pumpkin patch to have a look.
Yu Xiaofan led them to the pumpkin patch and took a good look at it.
"Boss, that's not right. With such a large pumpkin seedling, only one pumpkin seedling covered the vegetable field, and a lot of full-sized pumpkins grew. The other pumpkin seedlings did not blossom and bear fruit, but grew faster than usual. A lot?"
Yu Xiaofan really wanted to hit Zhang Hao on the head a few times, it was this pumpkin, it could be said that he spent all his efforts, except using gold and jade to absorb the aura between heaven and earth.
Every day, Yu Xiaofan would secretly come to infuse this pumpkin seedling with spiritual energy in his body, and he would not leave until his whole body was exhausted.This is not only as an introduction to lure snakes out of the hole, but also as a new product to be launched.
In fact, Yu Xiaofan knows that his behavior is a bit of spoiling the seedlings, which is completely against the rules of plant growth.
But he had to find out the ghost before the watermelon was ripe.Only in this way can we hit Qian Zhaocai well, and really sell the watermelons to the entire Dragon Kingdom.
"Maybe this pumpkin is a godsend, so it can grow so well in such a short time."
Yu Xiaofan also specially warned, "Don't spread the word about this matter, if others find out, it would be bad to dig up this pumpkin."
Since the inner ghost is on the side of Qian Zhaocai, and there is such a good new baby, he has no reason not to secretly tell Qian Zhaocai.
The four of them studied the pumpkin seedlings carefully for a while, but they didn't have any clues, so each of them hugged another watermelon back.
The translation in Zhang Hao's words is, if such a good treasure is really a gift from God, it may have the effect of immortality.
However, there are more pumpkins on the pumpkin, and there are two or three left for each person to hold one.
If they couldn't move anymore, they really wanted to move all of them back home.
After the four of them returned home, Yu Xiaofan deliberately went back to his room, locked the door, and said he was going to take a nap for an hour.
"Oh, why are you looking for me again?" Gui Sheng appeared impatiently from Yu Xiaofan's cell phone.
"Do me a small favor. There is an inner ghost in the house. I need you to help me identify it."
Hearing that there was an inner ghost, Gui Sheng's eyes showed a little bit of curiosity, but his mouth was still not happy, "Let me make it clear to you in advance, in your words, I am more realistic, if there is no benefit, I will not help you .”
"Then I'll download more short videos for you?" Yu Xiaofan tentatively asked.
Gui Sheng rolled his eyes, "After watching so many short videos, I didn't even have the chance to actually fight. I wasted so many nosebleeds."
"Then what do you mean?"
"I want a beautiful woman, the kind of beautiful woman who came to my home last time."
It turned out that the ghost sage still couldn't forget the beauty Zhang Hao invited to deal with Li Mu last time. Although it was his job, Yu Xiaofan couldn't bear to find such a beauty to be ruined by the ghost saint.
It's a trivial matter to spoil it. If you scare a beautiful woman to death, you still have to bear criminal responsibility.
This will not work!
Yu Xiaofan thought for a while, the ghost sage is still a ghost after all, isn't it popular in Longguo to burn paper money, houses, and paper figurines for the dead old people.
"By the way, if I burn some beauties for you, is that okay?"
Hearing this, the ghost sage yelled, "Ordinary beauties are not good. I want someone like Japan, with big breasts and thin waist, and she is obedient. It sounds very sweet."
It turns out that burning paper people is really good, Yu Xiaofan patted his chest and assured the ghost saint, "Don't worry, beauties from all over the world will burn a few for you after the matter is done. Now you can follow me."
"Tell me, who should I stare at?"
Yu Xiaofan was in a bit of trouble again, Zhang Hao trusted him more, so who exactly should the ghost sage stare at for the crayfish and squid?
"Crayfish or squid, you can focus on whichever you want. As long as he calls Qian Zhaocai, it means that there is something wrong between them. Otherwise, it means that the other person has a problem."
"Okay, remember what you said about beauties from all over the world, I remember it!"
The ghost sage has gone through the wall, leaving Yu Xiaofan still there foolishly, no matter who the ghost inside is found out in the end, his heart hurts.
It's hard to feel betrayed by someone close to you.
Facts have proved that it is absolutely stupid for Yu Xiaofan to ask Guisheng to investigate crayfish or squid.
Ghost Saint's enthusiasm for small videos recently is not as strong as it was initially. It has been a day, and Ghost Saint has not returned.
Yu Xiaofan went to the pumpkin patch to see, the few pumpkins left before had been stolen.
The three of them, Zhang Hao, did not have any abnormal behavior. They should eat and drink. When they finished their work and had dinner, they praised the deliciousness of pumpkins, saying that there is no fruit that can compare with pumpkins.
(End of this chapter)
Guo Tingting went home after having lunch at Yu's house, no matter how hard Yu Xiaofan tried to persuade her to stay, she never did.
As soon as Guo Tingting left, Zhang Hao, who had been watching the fun, walked up to Yu Xiaofan, patted Xiaofan on the shoulder, and comforted him, "Boss, although your kung fu and IQ are worse than ours, but your way of chasing women is really good." It’s not as good as brothers! Shall I tell you the cheats of chasing girls?”
"Go away, if you really have good cheats for chasing girls, are you still single now?" Yu Xiaofan gave Zhang Hao a blank look, and walked away.
Fortunately, Tingting didn't show any displeasure when she left today, otherwise I guess I would have been anxious all the time.
After finally sending the goddess back, it's time to start planning.
Yu Xiaofan called Zhang Hao, Crayfish, and Squid to his room.
"What's the matter, Boss? Today we have to help your father, Li Tian?"
"Of course I came to you for something. Have you visited the pumpkin patch recently?"
"What's so good about pumpkins? You don't need to worry about them after they are planted. Your father taught us that pumpkins are the best to feed."
"Hurry up and take a look, there are already small pumpkins growing in the pumpkin patch."
"Boss, are you kidding us? It's only been planted for a few days, how can it grow so fast?"
"Why am I lying to you, Nuo, this is a pumpkin I picked in the pumpkin patch just now, take a look."
The three hugged the big pumpkin that Yu Xiaofan took out from under the bed, and began to study it carefully.
"No, boss, this is too unscientific!"
"What kind of science do I need here? The medicine I gave you when you went to the county a few days ago, is it easy to use? Can you buy it in the market?"
Zhang Hao was a little embarrassed by Yu Xiaofan's words, he laughed and stood up, "Boss, that medicine is so easy to use, it makes me feel like I'm in heaven. Give me some next time I go to the county town!"
"Don't worry, you guys are indispensable. Let's take a look at this pumpkin first. Although I haven't tasted the taste yet, it is definitely delicious. I will make a meal for you tonight!"
Several people studied for a while, still a little disbelieving, and decided to go to the pumpkin patch to have a look.
Yu Xiaofan led them to the pumpkin patch and took a good look at it.
"Boss, that's not right. With such a large pumpkin seedling, only one pumpkin seedling covered the vegetable field, and a lot of full-sized pumpkins grew. The other pumpkin seedlings did not blossom and bear fruit, but grew faster than usual. A lot?"
Yu Xiaofan really wanted to hit Zhang Hao on the head a few times, it was this pumpkin, it could be said that he spent all his efforts, except using gold and jade to absorb the aura between heaven and earth.
Every day, Yu Xiaofan would secretly come to infuse this pumpkin seedling with spiritual energy in his body, and he would not leave until his whole body was exhausted.This is not only as an introduction to lure snakes out of the hole, but also as a new product to be launched.
In fact, Yu Xiaofan knows that his behavior is a bit of spoiling the seedlings, which is completely against the rules of plant growth.
But he had to find out the ghost before the watermelon was ripe.Only in this way can we hit Qian Zhaocai well, and really sell the watermelons to the entire Dragon Kingdom.
"Maybe this pumpkin is a godsend, so it can grow so well in such a short time."
Yu Xiaofan also specially warned, "Don't spread the word about this matter, if others find out, it would be bad to dig up this pumpkin."
Since the inner ghost is on the side of Qian Zhaocai, and there is such a good new baby, he has no reason not to secretly tell Qian Zhaocai.
The four of them studied the pumpkin seedlings carefully for a while, but they didn't have any clues, so each of them hugged another watermelon back.
The translation in Zhang Hao's words is, if such a good treasure is really a gift from God, it may have the effect of immortality.
However, there are more pumpkins on the pumpkin, and there are two or three left for each person to hold one.
If they couldn't move anymore, they really wanted to move all of them back home.
After the four of them returned home, Yu Xiaofan deliberately went back to his room, locked the door, and said he was going to take a nap for an hour.
"Oh, why are you looking for me again?" Gui Sheng appeared impatiently from Yu Xiaofan's cell phone.
"Do me a small favor. There is an inner ghost in the house. I need you to help me identify it."
Hearing that there was an inner ghost, Gui Sheng's eyes showed a little bit of curiosity, but his mouth was still not happy, "Let me make it clear to you in advance, in your words, I am more realistic, if there is no benefit, I will not help you .”
"Then I'll download more short videos for you?" Yu Xiaofan tentatively asked.
Gui Sheng rolled his eyes, "After watching so many short videos, I didn't even have the chance to actually fight. I wasted so many nosebleeds."
"Then what do you mean?"
"I want a beautiful woman, the kind of beautiful woman who came to my home last time."
It turned out that the ghost sage still couldn't forget the beauty Zhang Hao invited to deal with Li Mu last time. Although it was his job, Yu Xiaofan couldn't bear to find such a beauty to be ruined by the ghost saint.
It's a trivial matter to spoil it. If you scare a beautiful woman to death, you still have to bear criminal responsibility.
This will not work!
Yu Xiaofan thought for a while, the ghost sage is still a ghost after all, isn't it popular in Longguo to burn paper money, houses, and paper figurines for the dead old people.
"By the way, if I burn some beauties for you, is that okay?"
Hearing this, the ghost sage yelled, "Ordinary beauties are not good. I want someone like Japan, with big breasts and thin waist, and she is obedient. It sounds very sweet."
It turns out that burning paper people is really good, Yu Xiaofan patted his chest and assured the ghost saint, "Don't worry, beauties from all over the world will burn a few for you after the matter is done. Now you can follow me."
"Tell me, who should I stare at?"
Yu Xiaofan was in a bit of trouble again, Zhang Hao trusted him more, so who exactly should the ghost sage stare at for the crayfish and squid?
"Crayfish or squid, you can focus on whichever you want. As long as he calls Qian Zhaocai, it means that there is something wrong between them. Otherwise, it means that the other person has a problem."
"Okay, remember what you said about beauties from all over the world, I remember it!"
The ghost sage has gone through the wall, leaving Yu Xiaofan still there foolishly, no matter who the ghost inside is found out in the end, his heart hurts.
It's hard to feel betrayed by someone close to you.
Facts have proved that it is absolutely stupid for Yu Xiaofan to ask Guisheng to investigate crayfish or squid.
Ghost Saint's enthusiasm for small videos recently is not as strong as it was initially. It has been a day, and Ghost Saint has not returned.
Yu Xiaofan went to the pumpkin patch to see, the few pumpkins left before had been stolen.
The three of them, Zhang Hao, did not have any abnormal behavior. They should eat and drink. When they finished their work and had dinner, they praised the deliciousness of pumpkins, saying that there is no fruit that can compare with pumpkins.
(End of this chapter)
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