One Piece playing card emperor

Chapter 246 IQ Overwhelms Smoker

Lan Ye was laughing unscrupulously.

Smoker unceremoniously threw a white fist and interrupted it.

"I'm sorry, I got a little carried away." Lan Ye scratched his head and said.

Smoker took a deep look at Lan Ye.

This person who has been giving him an inscrutable look recently has such a naive side, which makes Smog suddenly remember that Lan Ye is only 17 years old this year.

"If this son is not killed, the threat to the world government in the future will definitely not be lower than that of Drago!" Smoker thought in his heart.

With the birth of this idea, Smoker uncontrollably developed a killing intent, and was immediately suppressed by him.

What does world government have to do with him?

All he wants is justice.

Even if he won't let Lan Ye go in the future, he will still arrest him when he sees Lan Ye, but at least not now—he can stop arresting him temporarily until the Ambala Pirates are destroyed.

"Next time, next time I see him, I will definitely catch him!" Smoker made up his mind.

Lan Ye didn't know that Smoker's thoughts were changing rapidly, but he could sense the fleeting murderous intent.

But well.
He didn't take it seriously.

To put it bluntly, the current Smoker is no match for Lan Ye at all.

"Ahem, then Smoker, there is only one thing I need your help with, and that is."

After listening to Lan Ye's 'request', Smoker's eyes widened, he almost missed the cigar in his mouth, and growled out of composure:

"Say it again, what do you want me to do?!"

"That's right, it's the one you just heard." Lan Ye nodded as a matter of course.

"Are you sure?" Smoker frowned, with a trace of suspicion: "You don't have the idea of ​​'Ambala Pirates' at all, but you have my idea? You want me to stop For the navy?"

"How is it possible, I'll post 4, this is really just a part of the plan." Lan Ye said 4 righteously.

Even so, Smoker still looked up and down Lan Ye suspiciously, hesitating.

It's not his mother-in-law, but Lan Ye's request, which is too outrageous.

Who is Lan Ye?

Recognized revolutionary army cadres.

The sworn enemy of the world government.

and.

Just now, he actually wanted to get in touch with Smoker.

This is unavoidable, too unbelievable!
Smoker usually seems rebellious, but he still values ​​his navy status very much. After all, in the eyes of the world, the navy is the embodiment of justice.

Helping Lan Ye this favor, if he is not careful, he will lose his navy status and even be classified as an undercover agent of the Revolutionary Army.

Seeing that Smoker is still hesitating, Lan Ye already had the guts to say:
"Don't worry, you should have a white phone bug, right? It won't be bugged."

"In his capacity, do you think there won't be a backup for phone bug calls?" Smoker glared at Lan Ye, "Although most of the ideas promoted by your revolutionary army are rebellious, I have to say that the world government is really annoying. The existence of displeasure, the official communications of naval officers above the rank of major general are all... bastard, you actually set my words!"

Lan Ye turned a blind eye to Smoker, but nodded thoughtfully.

The official communication, like the office landline in the previous life, is a large phone that is fixed in one place for use, and it is different from the portable phone that is carried around, which is a personal phone.

However, this is not difficult to solve.

"I can communicate with him on the private phone." It was a matter of course.

Smoker looked at Lan Ye up and down with strange eyes like an idiot, saying, "Do you think I look like a fool?" ' expression.

Lan Ye's complexion turned black.

"I didn't ask you to give me his private phone and number, but you can ask him to call with a public portable phone."

After a little silence, after weighing the pros and cons, Smoker said 'wait', turned and left.

Half an hour later, Smoker came back again, put a portable phone bug the size of a fist on the side of the boat, and then put down a white phone bug the size of a baby's fist beside him.

porp porp porp porp porp porp porp porp porp porp porp porp porp porp porp
Without Smoker's explanation, the bell of the portable phone bug had already rang at the right time.

Lan Ye unceremoniously picked up the microphone.

The phone bug didn't imitate the appearance of the opposite party. It seems that the other party doesn't use that phone bug often, and the phone bug is not familiar with it, so it can't be simulated.

"Hey, Moxi Moxi, this is the Cave Demon, who are you looking for?" Lan Ye said with a strange tone.

The opposite party obviously didn't expect this opening remark, and after a few seconds of immersion, a majestic and majestic tone came from the microphone:
"I didn't expect that the famous black devil has such an interesting side. I heard Smoker said that you are looking for me, what's the matter?"

"Ah, I really didn't expect Smoker to be able to contact you?" he said in surprise.

Smoker was so angry that he clenched his hands behind his back.

If it weren't for the person who was talking to Lan Ye at this time, he wouldn't be able to interrupt him. As for Smoker's violent temper, he might have already rushed up, and he would have to fight first.

On the other side of the phone bug, he knew that Lan Ye changed the topic so much to let him bring it up first, so as to gain an advantage in the conversation and gain more benefits.

The method is good, but unfortunately, he is even more sophisticated.

Just listen to the other person say directly:
"I'm very busy, so I'll hang up first if I have nothing to do."

The ultimate negotiating technique - I slipped away beforehand, bye bye.

Alright.

After all, it was Lan Ye who had needs from others, so she had to be cowardly when the time came.

"Ahem, what, I have something very important. It's the 'Ambala Pirates', you must have a headache, right? I can help you out."

The person on the other side didn't continue to pinch it, and gave a soft 'huh', signaling Lan Ye to continue talking.

until he is convinced.

Lan Ye doesn't care, because of his identity, he has the right to hold his identity like this.

"As for the plan, I can't tell you for the time being. After all, our identities are at opposite positions. As for the reward, I can't give you anything substantial. On the contrary, you have to promise me a condition. Regarding the success rate, I'm not 100% sure .”

Smoker: "."

Opposite phone bug "."

The veins on Smoker's forehead exploded, and he felt that he must have been tricked by Lan Ye.

Is this the way you ask someone to help you?

Just like attracting investment for your own movie, you don’t show the script to the investor, don’t show the actor to the investor, and don’t promise the investor that it will be a big hit at the box office?

People are stupid!Invest in you?
Facing Lan Ye's explanation, which can be said to be 'unconvincing', the other side was silent for a while, and finally hung up the phone reluctantly, and spit out six words:

"Needs, demands, results."

"Tsk tsk, after all, he is the commander-in-chief of an army, and he is calm, unlike some people who can't hold their breath." Lan Ye said, and glanced at the 'certain people' who had pulled out the Hailou Stone cross gauntlet behind him.

Accompanied by the words, even more surging anger rushed to his face.

Lan Ye calmly changed the subject, forcing Smoker to suppress his anger.

"The demand is very simple. I want Arendelle to be free of even a single fluctuation in the phone bug signal within a month. The request, don't you think the name 'Black Devil' is too low? The reward will definitely increase afterward, At that time, the title will be changed for me! The final result will naturally be the one that everyone is happy with."

These words are really without sincerity!
Everyone in marketing knows that drawing a big cake will make people greedy. Even if you can't eat it, you can at least whet your appetite.

Blue Night is fine.

I made a lot of requests, blocked the phone bug signal, and changed the title, okay, but I didn't mention any of the benefits.

Without looking behind him, Smoker was already gearing up, waiting for the person who was talking to Lan Ye to hang up angrily, and then started a game called 'Insulting my IQ will make you look good! 'battle.

But don't want to.

Under Lan Ye's almost unreasonable explanation, the other party not only didn't get angry, but responded very calmly:

"No problem, the Navy did have a disturbing snail recently, which was lost in the waters near Arendelle. It was just discovered late, and it took a month to report to me. But Arendelle has contact with CP-0, and they You will definitely notice something is wrong at the first time, and someone will take back this disturbing snail in as short as 20 days or as long as a month."

Disturbance snails, a different species among phone bugs, take pleasure in interfering with phone bugs' radio waves.

"Well, it's natural, we each get what we need. But I have to say, you are much smarter than Smog. You don't have to take responsibility for such a small effort, but you can get so much. Your navy has made a lot of money. "

The other end of the phone bug was noncommittal and did not make a sound, which seemed to be acquiescence.

"Uh, well, the positions are different, and there is really nothing to talk about, so that's it?" Lan Ye asked.

His answer was——

"Come on!"

The phone bug was hung up.

It's quick and neat.

Lan Ye was not angry, and hung up the microphone in his hand casually. When he raised his head and met his eyes, it was a face burning with anger, and he squeezed out words word by word:
"You! Say! Who! Stupid! You!"

"Why, you still don't admit it. After all, it's people who are in charge of you, not you. You don't have any self-knowledge." Lan Ye slammed her in the slightest.

Your use value is gone for the time being, is it possible that I am still spoiling you?
Okay.

This time, the gunpowder barrel was ignited, and Smoker stabbed Lan Ye with the Hailou Stone Cross Gauntlet. Don't look at the force of this blow, in fact Smoker also knows this kind of attack method. invalid.

Unexpectedly.

This stab actually actually stabbed Lan Ye's... forehead... left kidney!

Fortunately, it only smashed a few dragon scales, but did not go deep.

Smoker looked suspiciously at Lan Ye, not knowing why.

Just now, why didn't Lan Ye hide?
suddenly.

Smoker's face changed drastically, and he left Lan Ye in front of him and rushed quickly into the cabin.

Too bad it's still a step too late.

boom!
wow~
The side cabin of the warship was shattered, several navy sailors were thrown into the sea, and then a figure flew out of it with a person in his hand, and rushed towards Arendelle.

Smoker stood at the opening of the cabin, his face livid.

Whoever is the person who flies away, if not Lan Ye!

As for the one on the deck?

As you can guess, it is a mirror image.

Until now, Da Siqi, who still had a grain of rice on the corner of his mouth, hurried over and bowed and apologized to Smoker in a hurry.

She obviously only left for less than 2 minutes, how could she be robbed?

Smoker didn't say much, even if Da Siqi was there, so what?
It's just one more person who goes swimming in the sea.

Asking Da Siqi to pull up the navy sailor who fell into the sea, Smoker didn't return to the deck, but stayed at the hatch of the ship with a solemn expression.

He found.

From Lan Ye's boarding to the present, everything has been led by Lan Ye.

In the end, Smoker still didn't know, how did Lan Ye get that one to agree to cooperate with him? !
Obviously, the total amount of dialogue is only a few sentences.

If Smoker and Kerra knew each other, they would definitely meet each other.

That's an IQ crushing conversation.

It can only be understood, not spoken.

　Ask for a wave of monthly tickets~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)