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Chapter 347 The battle for the captain [[-]] (for subscription)
Looking at Lu Fei in front of him who was not as tall as his own knees, Lan Ye couldn't help thinking of a sentence:

Jump up and hit your opponent's knee.
I made up my mind-this cute height, coupled with Luffy's 'Luo/Li' sound' that is like sucking nitrogen, the picture is so beautiful, it is an explosion of joy!

Unable to hold back one, Lan Ye also laughed out loud.

"Hey, do you want to continue the game?" Luffy protested dissatisfied - using the "Luo/Li sound"

Lan Ye suppressed a laugh, took advantage of the unpreparedness and stretched out his index finger to quickly scratch the chin of 'Little Luffy', then quickly withdrew his hands to avoid 'Little Luffy''s 'hukou', couldn't help laughing and said:
"Let's wait for you to recover."

"Damn it! Are you teasing your pet? Believe it or not, I'll bite you!" 'Little Luffy' strongly protested against Lan Ye's previous actions.

Lan Ye didn't take it seriously, and changed the topic casually:

"How long will it take to recover?"

"Oh, 5 minutes." Luffy was taken away in seconds.

"Well, then I'll hurry up and play again." Lan Ye stretched out her sinful index finger again.

'Little Luffy' naturally refused to be teased as a pet, with a rubber mouth wide open, as long as Lan Ye's index finger came close, he would bite down hard, even if he bit into the air with great force, there would be a crisp sound movement.

It was obviously a battle for the captain, but Lan Ye and the two played him as the master and teased the pet.
Fortunately.

5 minutes passed quickly.

Luffy, who recovered his body, immediately wanted to go forward and 'reasonable' with Lan Ye with his fists, so as to retaliate against the anger he was teased just now.

Then goose.

Lan Ye had already run to the next checkpoint like a jerk.

Naturally, Lu Fei was chasing after Lan Ye firmly, biting behind Lan Ye, as if he would not give up until he beat you up.

pity.

When reaching the last level, that is, the first stage and the third level, Luffy fainted again.

The third checkpoint is no longer Shimen, but a 45° [-]-meter slope. The end of [-] meters away is the finish line. There is a gong and drum hanging on it. The first person to ring it is the winner of the first round.

The materials for the slope are just ordinary rocks, and there is nothing special about it. The only restriction is that at the beginning of the slope, there are two pairs of black handcuffs placed in place, and there are slogans on them. You must wear black handcuffs and reach the end to be regarded as a A real win.

Lan Ye took the lead and rushed to the starting point, quickly put the black handcuffs on his right hand, and continued to charge as if nothing happened.

Luffy followed closely behind. Seeing that Lan Ye was about to reach the finish line, he grabbed the black handcuffs without any consideration in his anxiety, but before he put on the handcuffs, his body was limp on the ground like noodles.

Damn, these are Hailoushi handcuffs! ! !
bang~
The crisp gongs and drums sounded, heralding the winner of the first round, Lan Ye.

Luffy tried his best to loosen the hands holding Hailoushi's handcuffs, and after recovering a bit, he felt that he was alive again.

As a devil fruit nemesis, Hailoushi is not just a casual talk, the effect is even more terrifying than sea water!
Previously in the torrent of sea water, Luffy could at least stand up against the torrent, and even use the devil fruit ability, but when he held the Shanghai Loushi handcuffs, he could only feel endless emptiness.

That kind of feeling is the same as going through another ten cycles without rest after seven times in one night - except for the void, it's just getting rid of it.

At this time, Lan Ye had come to Lu Fei from the terminal, stretched out his hand to pull him up, and asked:

"Aren't you angry?"

"Why are you angry?" Luffy scratched his head.

"No, it's nothing, I won a game now, you have to be careful." Lan Ye said.

"Don't worry, I will win the next two rounds!" Luffy was full of confidence.

Lan Ye smiled, stopped talking, and turned to look at the referee Bingshan.

"Well, since that's the case, I declare that the winner of the first round is—"

"Wait a minute!" Nami jumped out, "I don't agree! The design of this track is too much. The last one used Hailoushi handcuffs, right? It's clear that Luffy can't win!"

Lan Ye was not surprised that Nami jumped out, he smiled and listened to all the 'accusations' of Nami, and then asked:

"Luffy and I are both devil fruit capable users, right?"

"That's right, but." Nami wanted to explain.

Lan Ye didn't give her a chance, and interrupted directly:

"Since both are devil fruit capable users, the two disadvantages of sea water and sea tower stone must be faced. The enemy will not explain the reason to you. What do you think, Luffy?"

"Ah, you're right, I did lose this game." Luffy nodded seriously.

Lan Ye looked at Nami with a smile, indicating if she had any questions.

Nami was obviously unconvinced, and wanted to say something, but this time it was Luffy who interrupted her:

"Nami, since it's the battle for the captain, the captain must naturally be the strongest one. Lan Ye doesn't have my weaknesses, so I should lose, so there's no need to say more."

Nami gritted her teeth unwillingly, and finally obeyed Luffy's words and did not pester her any further.

What Luffy said is not wrong. Since it is a competition, it makes no sense to let your weaknesses not be targeted. To deal with devil fruit ability users, sea water and sea tower stones are the only magic weapons.

In fact, there is also an armed color domineering, but not many people present know it, or only a few know it.

Seeing that the disputes on the scene were settled, Bingshan continued to perform his duties as a referee, and after announcing that Lan Ye had become the winner of the first round, he took a step back, and Granny Ke Keluo took a step forward, laughing loudly:
"Hahaha, it's finally my turn, let's start the second game!"

As Granny Ke Keluo's voice fell, the yellow curtain was torn off by the machine that had been installed long ago, revealing the arena in it - the second arena is not big, it is near the sea and the ground is almost equal to the sea water, with a row of The ejection seats stand on the shore, and a long dark pipe hangs from the top of the ejection seats. There is a water outlet in the pipe above each ejection seat.

This competition venue made most of the players confused and didn't understand how to start the competition.

Grandma Ke Keluo gave a timely speech;
"In the previous round, the comparison was about encountering the enemy's weak point and how to deal with it. Lan Ye performed pretty well, and Luffy. His strength is not bad, but he doesn't like to use his brain very much. Okay, not much gossip Say, let me explain the rules of the second round, before that, except for the participants, all of you sit on the ejection chairs."

Everyone: "?.?"

Why are they still involved?

Although they were confused, Nami, Robin and the others sat on the ejection chairs one by one at the request of Granny Ke Keluo, and each of the nine people was exactly right.

When everyone sat on it, they felt that something was wrong. They twisted their bodies uneasily on the ejection chair, glanced at the hollow pipe above their heads, and the rough sea behind them.

As Granny Ke Keluo said just now, the chairs under their buttocks are called ejection chairs, right?
Does that mean that, under certain conditions, they will be thrown into the sea?
and also.

What's in the pipe above the head?
Why are you so panicked? Hey!

The timid Usopp was about to pretend to be sick and escape, but Lan Ye put his hand on the ejection chair with a smile on his face. That resolute attitude made Usopp feel even more ominous.

"Hahaha~ I'm really looking forward to it. Let me introduce the rules of the second round. The second round is a test of observation. The specific rules are: 'Lan Ye and Luffy chat, when there is a specific action, or After the specific vocabulary appears, Nami and you will receive the corresponding punishment. Lan Ye and Luffy, you have to memorize the corresponding actions and vocabulary. Whoever remembers more will win.' Got it? "

As the rule maker, Lan Ye naturally nodded to express his understanding.

Luffy was stunned.

last resort.

Granny Ke Keluo continued to explain in detail:

"See the chairs under Nami and the others' buttocks. That is a special ejection chair made by Frankie. It will be ejected according to one action, and the people on the seat will be ejected into the sea. Have you seen the water pipes on their heads? It is filled with the cold sea water pumped from the sea behind, and it will be poured down for a word, understand now?"

After Granny Ke Keluo finished explaining, Nami, Usopp, and Chopper all shook their bodies.

What the hell?

It was a good game, why did it turn into a group of lovely spectators like Huaihua?
What made them most desperate was that Luffy was still in a dazed state.

This made Nami and the others feel that they must have suffered in vain, and that Luffy couldn't win yet.

As a referee, Granny Ke Keluo is still very conscientious. Seeing that Luffy still couldn't understand, she just showed up to explain it.

She pulled Nami out of the seat, gestured in a certain direction, and said:
"Assumption: the action of 'smiling' corresponds to ejection, and the word 'cute' corresponds to pouring, so now I say 'Nami, you are so 'cute' in the conversation!"

slam-la-

As soon as Grandma Ke Keluo said the word 'cute', a large gust of sea water gushed out of the black hole in the pipe above her head, cooling Grandma Ke Keluo from head to toe.

This is not bad, except for Robin and a few devil fruit capable users, the others are not afraid of anything. Warriors at sea, how can they be afraid of sea water.

Grandma Ke Keluo wiped her face and said again:

"Then the next step is the action. When I was chatting with Nami, I smiled a little."

duan~
There was a very Q-bomb sound, and the ejection seat under Granny Kekeluo's buttocks was ejected suddenly, with such force that Granny Kekeluo, who weighed more than [-] kilometers away, was ejected into the air at a height of more than [-] meters. It formed a long parabola and fell on the sea surface [-] meters away from the shore, splashing a lot of water.

Gollum—

There was a sound of swallowing saliva neatly.

Even Nami's complexion changed slightly when she saw this situation.

The most important thing is that you don't know when you will be ejected, and the torment in your heart
Usopp's lips were already purple, and he was about to sneak away when he was pushed back to his seat by the smiling Lan Ye.

During the three seconds of delay, Granny Ke Keluo suddenly jumped out from the bank, that big slender fish!tail!
This made Sanji and Chopper stunned.

This. Is this a fish tail?
Grandma Ke Keluo is a mermaid?

It doesn't mean to belittle people, but Granny Ke Keluo's face is really different from the mermaid they expected, and it's too far behind. At least it's missing a great route!

Granny Ke Keluo took a strange look at the petrified Chopper and Sanji, but didn't pay much attention to it. Instead, she turned to look at Luffy and asked him if he understood the rules.

Luffy didn't answer Granny Kekoro's question, but stared at Granny Kekoro's fish tail curiously, and asked:

"Grandma Ke Keluo, are you a murloc? Why do you have a fish tail?"

"Hahaha~ People with fish heads and human bodies are called murlocs. I am a mermaid with a human body and fish tail." Granny Ke Keluo replied with a big laugh.

Luffy: "VOV"

Unlike Luffy's astonishment, the one on the other side
Sanji: "TOT"

Chopper: "TOT"

other people:"-.-"

Although Nami and the others don't have much expectations for mermaids, but you told them that Grandma Ke Keluo is a mermaid. This reality is still a bit hard to accept!

"Ahem, Luffy, are you ready? If you understand the rules of the game, we should start the game." Lan Ye reminded.

Luffy glanced curiously at Granny Ke Keluo's fish tail, and then asked:
"What are the rules?"

Granny Ke Keluo: "."

Lan Ye had such an expression as expected, and suggested:

"How about we understand the rules as we proceed?"

"Okay!" Lu Fei nodded without hesitation, "Then how do we start?"

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Co-authored.

This guy doesn't understand the rules at all!
Then why were you nodding your head before?What about bullshit?ah!

No matter how much he roared in his heart, Lan Ye still wanted to keep a smile in his heart, saying:

"Just chatting normally, and then your words and deeds are bound to Nami and the others. If the hidden setting is triggered, they will be doused or bounced into the sea, understand?"

Luffy said simply:
"don't know!"

"."

I don't understand why you answered so simply?So righteous?You still have reason, right?

Holding his forehead, Lan Ye looked at Granny Ke Keluo and asked:

"Shouldn't this link be cancelled? Change it, I always feel that it's useless to talk to Luffy about this."

"Hahaha~ I've already arrived here anyway, let's try it first, don't you agree? Hahaha——" Granny Ke Keluo laughed loudly.

The latter sentence was addressed to Nami and the others who were sitting on the ejection chair.

What can Nami and others do?

They are also very desperate to have such a captain!
But can it be done halfway?
That must be possible!
Usopp was the first to jump up from his seat, patted his chest for the rest of his life, and said:
"Let's change the link, this link is too scary! I seem to be suffering from the disease of 'I will be weak at the beginning of the game'."
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