One Piece playing card emperor

Chapter 394 The spring of Sanji is coming

"Hehehe~ let's go!"

"It's pitch black all around, I can't see anything."

"Wait, wait a minute! My eyes are glowing!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"I'm dead, um, I'm already dead, hehehe~"

"Miss Nami, can I ask you a question, please. What kind of underwear are you wearing today?"

"Is there something creaking? Oh~ It turns out that the submarine has reached the limit of 5000 meters. Wait, wait a minute, Miss Xia Ji, please drive back, or we will be crushed by the water pressure!"

"Huh? The monster from just now is still there?"

"Oops~ I escaped in a thrilling manner, hehehe~"

Although Lan Ye knew that Mermaid Island was below 10000 meters under the sea, he didn't remind Nami and the others, seeing them busy sending submarines to explore underwater, the 5000-meter limit of the submarine can only take an ordinary road, and it will be impossible. It's back.

This made Nami frown, even Sanji's special desserts could only make her recover a little bit, and she was still depressed.

Seeing that the red end in her hand was pointing straight down, Nami was really powerless, and cast a distressing gaze to the only savior, Lan Ye.

"Hey? Are you sure you want me to tell you?"

Because Lan Ye has been omnipotent and omniscient recently, it seems that there is nothing he doesn't know or can't do, so shortly after Lan Ye joined, he was asked not to solve everyone's "difficulties" unless necessary, unless someone Ask him for help.

Nami is the duty of Nami navigator, if not encountering unsolvable difficulties, Nami is even more arrogant than Enilo in this profession, it is a shame to ask Lan Ye for help
But there is no way, she has tested all the methods, but it doesn't work.

Lan Ye was just about to answer something, but suddenly there was a big commotion on the sea surface, a huge sea beast broke out of the sea, and the submarine 'Shark' was bitten in its mouth.

"Ok?"

Lan Ye frowned, and stretched out his hand to pull the 'Shark' out of the sea beast's mouth, but he couldn't pull it out. Lan Ye's eyes flashed fiercely, and two sharp repulsive forces instantly pierced into the sea beast's mouth. In the eyes, the sea beast, whose vital parts were devastated, rolled in pain on the surface of the sea, and the prey that was clenched tightly in its mouth was naturally released, and was pulled by Lan Ye to the side of Wanli Sunshine.

The sea beast rolling in the sea was naturally not so easy to let go. Luffy hit the center of its stomach with a powerful "rubber bazooka", and the huge force knocked his huge body away from the sea. , two figures, one big and one small, shot from its mouth towards the sky, and it itself fell on the sea surface and continued to roll.

But no one cared about it anymore, all eyes were attracted by the large and small figures in the sky.

At the beginning, due to the reflection of the light, everyone couldn't see very clearly. The two figures in a daze were a little closer. Although they still couldn't see the faces clearly, it could be vaguely judged from the black figure that the big figure was a long-haired figure. Humans with fishtails and small stature are a five-pointed star.

and.

From the high and sharp scream, it is not difficult to hear that this human with a fish tail is a woman.

The answer is already on the horizon.

In the expression of Sanji [()], Miss Mermaid successfully hit him, but he is happy!
because.

He finally saw the face of the mermaid lady. Although it was not absolutely beautiful, compared to the first female mermaid he had ever seen, it was as beautiful as a fairy!
That moment.

Sanji thinks he is in love!

the other side.

The head-sized starfish, which is suspected to be a five-pointed star, landed on both feet (tentacles?) smoothly, with a frightened expression on its face, indicating that it possesses a human emotion—fear.

Miss Mermaid seemed to admire that the starfish could stand still after falling from such a high height, and shouted:

"It's amazing! It's amazing!"

"What kind of effort are you cooperating with!" Hai Xing's face was stern, "It was almost digested, and it's all because of you swaggering past such a big sea beast!"

"Ah, I'm sorry!" Miss Mermaid sincerely apologized, "But I didn't notice it."

As soon as he mentioned this starfish, he got angry and shouted gesticulating:
"Such a big body, what on earth do you need to not notice it? Also, are you still stepping on someone under your feet?"

"Huh? 【!!!∑(Дノ)ノ】"

The little mermaid noticed Sanji who had passed out, hurriedly slapped the fish tail to move away, and then shook Sanji's body vigorously, trying to wake up the person who was crushed by herself.

Because seeing the mermaid lady whom he dreamed of, Sanji is so happy now, even the mermaid lady has no time to worry too much, and is immersed in his own world and cannot extricate himself.

A kind of other people on the deck also looked shocked. There was one person present, except for Granny Ke Keluo who deliberately wanted to get rid of her mind. The murloc lady in front of her was indeed their first A mermaid I saw once.

Look at the naked lower body, look at the crystal fish scales, look at the grass green hair color, look at those sexy fish lips, tsk tsk tsk, Luffy can even imagine how delicious she should be!
Yes, Luffy's first reaction when he saw the mermaid was!yes!eat!

Fortunately.

Except for Luffy, who is an abnormal person, the others are normal. When Luffy excitedly went up to catch the mermaid and rushed to the entrance of the fish pond, everyone immediately reacted to Luffy's thoughts and stopped them collectively. His terrible behavior!

"Hey? Mermaids can't eat it?" Most of the excitement on Lu Fei's face faded.

After getting popular science, Luffy's interest in mermaids dropped instantly, and everyone was able to regain Miss Mermaid from Luffy.

The mermaid lady was really confused, she still didn't know what happened just now, and said solemnly:

"Thank you very much for saving me. I was almost digested. I am often easily eaten, and this time there are 21 times."

Usopp glanced at the dispirited Luffy, and gave a friendly reminder:

"You must have misremembered, it was 22 times."

"Huh? I remember it right, it was indeed 21 times." The mermaid lady was abnormal, and it was her own calculation.

"Well, I just promised, you're sure you have more than 22 times." Usopp concluded, but the voice was so small that the other party couldn't hear it.

"What should I use to express my gratitude? How about I invite everyone to eat takoyaki?"

"Yo—really?" Luffy revived instantly, "Can I really eat takoyaki? I love takoyaki the most!"

"is it?"

"Well, yes! Yes!"

"That's really great, 500 Baileys per person, thank you for your patronage!" Miss Mermaid said very naturally.

Luffy, who was still very excited, collapsed in an instant and turned into [(Д)ノ].

Snapped!
Starfish leaped vigorously and slapped Miss Mermaid, and taught her a lesson:
"It's not business!"

"【Σ(д!!!)】Ah—I made a mistake!" Miss Mermaid presumably was used to being slapped, and didn't care about being slapped.

On one side, the mermaid lady has a confused look on her face, while on the other side, Sanji is circling around the mermaid lady tirelessly, cheering incessantly:

"Ah—mermaid! Mermaid! The most anticipated mermaid of all mankind!"

"That's right, the gem mermaid in the sea!"

"My first mermaid!"

At this time, there is always someone who likes to spoil the atmosphere, and Usopp is particularly good at this. He said, "This is not the first time you have seen Granny Kokoro", and Sanji was knocked down instantly. His fragile heart is falling apart.

Tsk tsk, it's really a tragedy.

It's not just Sanji, Franky, Chopper, Robin and others also have various 'discomfort' expressions on their faces, even the most nervous Luffy is no exception.

Usopp also realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said again, and his strong desire to survive forced him to change the subject:
"Ah, Miss Mermaid, what's your name?"

"Oh, my name is Kemi." Miss Mermaid, that is, Kemi replied happily.

"Hehehehe~ This is the first time I've seen a mermaid." Brook walked out of the crowd, and suddenly approached Cammy, "Ah, can I have a look at your underwear?"

Kemi's first reaction was not to refuse, but: [(Д#)] Mom, here is a talking skeleton, it's so scary!
Sanji, the flower and fish protector knight, immediately kicked Brook, who was easily dodged by Brook. By the way, he performed a coquettish operation of 'opening the skull' for Cammy.

Kemi, who used to have a look of 'Mom, he's so scary', now calmly accepts the setting of 'moving skeleton'. This nervous person is almost on par with Luffy.

While Sanji was chasing and killing Brook, Luffy also came forward and asked curiously:

"As a mermaid, can you take a shit?"

"Ah~ Shit, I am sure" Kemi is really ready to answer this question
that moment.

Sanji refuses.

When I think of such a beautiful mermaid lady, she would use her charming mermaid tail to poop. Sanji is in a bad mood!I almost knelt down directly【＿|＼○＿】.
Standing between Luffy and Kemi, he suppressed Kemi's figure with his super high voice, roaring:
"I can't shit! I can't shit! Your whole family shit! My little mermaid sister can't shit!"

The two were noisy and happy, but Lan Ye found a starfish muttering in the corner, and beckoned to pull it over with its gravity, holding it curiously, it felt surprisingly good.

"Hey, even if you are a lifesaver, you can't be so rude to others! I'm a male starfish and I'm not interested in the same sex!"

Lan Ye's face was black.

God damn androgynous!God is so interested in you!
I'm already satisfied with Robin and Yi Lusi, and the empress doesn't love her anymore, so why would you say such things to me!

(End of this chapter)