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Chapter 398 Cough Uh—Ah Bah! (seeking subscription)

"Master Heizu is really joking. Now I feel that my life will be rosy from now on. Although I want to go back to the countryside immediately to live a free life, if I go back without repaying my kindness, I will have nightmares. Are you guys Is this the first time you come to this sea area? If you can use me, please tell me!"

As he said that, Di Baru rolled his eyes and forced a smile that was uglier than crying. The point is that he didn't know it. With those confident little eyes, he probably thought that his current expression was very handsome.

With that confidence, Lan Ye silently used 'Mind Control' to break the eyes of Robin and the two girls, otherwise if you watch too much, I'm afraid there will be a needle's eye, but it's okay!
"I said, if you're not used to that face, don't wink. Be careful that your bones will be squeezed back." Sanji said helplessly, "It's fine if you are satisfied. If you have to ask for something, please don't appear in the we face"

Then goose.

Di Baru didn't listen to Sanji's words at all, he just took out a mirror and was smug there, with an expression of 'there is such a handsome man in the world', he was invincible!

"Hey! Chief! The one riding the fish!"

"Are you listening to me?"

"You're going too far Hey!"

"When did I say you were handsome?"

"Believe it or not, I'll fix it for you?!"

No matter how Sanji roared, Di Baru was always indulging in his own beauty and couldn't extricate himself, and he didn't see the existence of Sanji at all.

At last.

It's still not the threat of Sanji's "plastic surgery to go back" that makes Di Baru wake up, but Nami who is wiping her mouth after eating a takoyaki—in fact, his eyes were on Yi Lusi at first, but He glanced at Lan Ye where Yi Lusi was snuggling up to, and decisively moved his gaze to Nami.

then.

This guy Dibalu was actually shy. He snapped his fingers and said casually:
"Although I'm very embarrassed, I still accept this gift, your blown kiss!"

Nami: "The old lady is obviously wiping her mouth, hello!"

Bang!
Snapped!
Bang!

Whispering!
Even Nami didn't need to do anything, Sanji, who had been ignored for a long time and was so angry, kicked himself, and Di Baru almost couldn't take care of himself with a combination of kicking skills.

Usopp, who is a takoyaki-eating crowd, couldn't stand this face anymore, and complained:

"Handsome is handsome, right? It's this hopeless IQ. Negative scores and bad reviews."

Di Baru was originally slumped on the deck, but when he heard Usopp's complaints, he got up from the ground slightly tremblingly, and said in a trembling and firm voice:

"Long nose is ugly, you are jealous!"

Everyone: "."

Usopp: [(她盘哦)]

What about the 'pocket' of this warrior?What about the warrior's ammo?

What?Are they all on board?
Cough uh - ah bah!
【Convex(艹盘艹)==))·····】

Usopp is worthy of being a sharpshooter, even the accuracy of spitting is astonishingly high, a mouthful of thick phlegm fell into Dibaru's mouth accurately across a distance of six or seven meters.
Everyone: 【!!!∑(Дノ)ノ】

Di Baru: [(⊙⊙)! ! ! 】

next moment.

Di Baru vomited, kind of sputtering.

In spite of Usopp's astonishing precision, the instigator and the onlookers who ate takoyaki silently put down the takoyaki in their hands. Even the two big eaters, Luffy and Minov, temporarily lost control Food cravings - how the fuck do you eat this!

There was a serious sense of doubt in the mouth of 'what the hell did I eat', which made them dare not open their mouths for a long time.

Fortunately.

After Lan Ye silently put down the takoyaki in his hand, he conveniently put a batch of takoyaki baked by Xiao Bacai into the dimension space. After the nausea passed, it was still warm when he took it out—of course, Usopp wouldn’t even think about it. I can eat it again.

"Eh, should I continue to bake?" Xiao Ba touched his forehead in embarrassment.

"It's okay, just keep baking, I'll keep it so it won't go bad." Lan Ye responded.

Xiao Ba nodded, lowered his head and was busy working on the ground in front of him, not daring to look up at the poor man who had already polluted his deck.

At last.

A certain poor man who couldn't vomit on his own left a note with a number written on it long ago, danced and signaled that this was his phone bug number, jumped on the flying fish and fled quickly.

The figure of vomiting while driving the flying fish successfully dispelled the appetite of everyone present, and even felt a little nauseous.

Without people to eat, this 'Takoyaki Party' naturally broke up badly, and came to rest on the deck of the Wanli Sunshine, but Xiaoba rejected the proposal to rest and continued to work on his own takoyaki boat with.

Doesn't Lan Ye have a space where food can be stored without spoiling?Hachi's goal is to fill it with takoyaki!

Only by doing so can he feel a trace of redemption.

Lan Ye just smiled when he heard the words, and didn't persuade him, let him go, after all, the taste of this takoyaki is indeed top-notch.

He also didn't know the size of Lan Ye's current dimension control space, it would fill up 10 m3 of space, even if more than half of it was occupied by miscellaneous things, the rest would be enough for Xiao Ba to work for a month.

Drinking the lemon tea thoughtfully prepared by Sanji on the deck, the strong sour taste finally dispelled some of the nausea. Only then did everyone recover from the speechless atmosphere, and then silently distanced themselves from Usopra.

It's not terrible if you can't beat it. What's scary is that you're an adult, and you still spit if you can't beat it. What the hell!

Tsk tsk, can't be provoked, can't afford to be provoked, cowardly.

Usopp burst into tears.

Finally, one day, he also had a day to make others coax him!Although it is a way that even he himself finds it disgusting
Fortunately.

Usopp's embarrassing situation didn't last long. Mermaid Kemi spread out his map, pointed to one of the islands and introduced Nami the Navigator:

"Now you need to go to the Chambord Islands, which are only about six nautical miles away from here, and you can reach them by heading south."

"Hey? Why don't you go directly to Mermaid Island?" Luffy asked with a frown.

Mermaid!
Although there is also a cute mermaid in front of me, but that is completely different from Mermaid Island. Can a pirate who has never been to Mermaid Island be One Piece?

It must not be possible!

"No way, Luffy, you can't go directly to Mermaid Island." Kemi shook his head decisively, "Mermaid Island is [-] meters below the sea. If it's us mermaids or murlocs, you can naturally dive directly. But if it's humans, it will be because If the water pressure is too high, you will be crushed by the strong water pressure and die halfway, and even if you have strong people who can reach it independently, what about your boat?"

"Indeed, at a depth of [-] meters, no matter how hard I strengthen the submarine, I won't be able to reach that position." Franky agreed.

"So, what should we do? There should be a way?" Nami asked with a frown.

At this moment.

The well-behaved starfish Pappagu jumped out, snatched Kemi's talk, and said excitedly:
"Yoxi, everyone is paying attention! At this time, we need an all-knowing starfish to tell you the secrets of hidden trevally in this area, so who is this starfish? Of course it is, yes, me!"

Then goose.

No one paid attention to it, because Kemi was already explaining how to pass the red land.

There are two methods.

One is to abandon all the ships, walk through the holy land of the red earth continent 'Marie Joya', and then set sail on a new ship in the new world at the other end.

Everyone: 【Σ(っ°Д°;)っ】

This method is obviously ineffective for them who are pirates.

The holy land 'Marie Joa' is the 'nest' of the Celestial Dragons. The world government has deployed many troops there to protect this group of 'creators'. Those who understand the horror of the navy's highest combat power!
Without even thinking about it, Luffy directly rejected this approach.

Tacitly ignoring the starfish Pappagu who was jumping up and down, Kemi continued to talk about the second method.

The second method is to use a boat to dive down to [-] meters under the sea, and then pass through the Haitian Passage under the Red Earth Continent, and then float up to the surface of the New World.

"It's true to say that, but, this method also has to abandon the Wanli Sunshine, right?" Nami's expression was not good.

As a navigator, Wanli Sunshine is the best boat she has ever seen. It is strong, fast, comfortable, and multi-functional. It can't be better.

Like the Meili, the Sunshine is already a member of their Straw Hat Pirates.

Now you want them to abandon the Sunshine and go to the new world by themselves?
it's out of the question!

"You don't need to change the boat, this boat can dive." Kemi's tone was so natural.

"Hey, you can't pay for the Sunshine, otherwise why would I build the submarine-Shark?" Franky, the builder, said dissatisfiedly.

"It's okay!" Kemi didn't care about Franky's dissatisfied attitude at all, "On the huge cliff that surrounds the world, right below the holy land 'Marie Gioia', there is a passage that can pass through the red earth continent. , and the diving boat naturally uses its own boat, otherwise, how can One Piece’s boat sail the great route for a week? There is only one step in the middle, and the boat can dive!"

Speaking of this, Kemi, who was so simple and terrifying, turned out to be a secret. He didn't say it directly, but let everyone guess.

Starfish Papagu's body shook, and all the grievances around him dissipated. It's time for it to express itself, and Kemi still loves him!
Then goose.

Before Starfish Pappagu opened his mouth, Kaimi couldn't help revealing the secret.

"It's easy to say, just coat the boat with a layer of film." Kemi said very simply.

Papagu: [(;д;)]

Nami and the others looked at Kemi expectantly, and Kemi returned with shining eyes.

"."

The atmosphere became inexplicably awkward.

half rate.

Still Nami couldn't hold her breath, and took the initiative to say:

"and then?"

"Ah? What then?" Cammy looked confused.

"What's the matter with coating the boat?" Nami asked patiently.

"It's just to coat the boat with a film." Kemi opened her big innocent eyes, and said in a natural tone, as if she didn't understand why Nami asked such a question.

"."

It's not unreasonable for this mermaid to be caught more than 30 times and still fall into a pit!
　There are two more later.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)