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Chapter 81 Mr.5 Must Die

Wait, you must be the first to kill this disgusting guy!
The cliff must focus on killing this guy first! !
Otherwise, his thoughts will not be clear! ! !
Didn't I see that even Zoro, who loves to drink the most, put down the bottle from his mouth with a constipated look on his face! ?

It's really too special and has a sense of picture.

When Lan Ye and the other two made small crosses for Mr.5's disgusting behavior, Miss. Valentine's Day over there also jumped over a distance of more than ten meters, completely blocking Weiwei's way out.

Even though Ikram, who was knocked down, begged her to run quickly, she still stubbornly drew out her weapon, ready to fight to the death!
Well, with her scumbag fighting power, I'm afraid she will get killed in anger.

Seeing that the "elementary student" Weiwei was about to angrily kill the little boss, her partner Mr. 9 suddenly pulled out his "big guy" and joined the battle.

"Although I don't understand the situation at all, but since we've been partners for so long, I'll buy you some time!"

After Mr. 9 finished speaking, he carried his "big guy" baseball bat and started a bloody somersault—well, it is said that it was his unique move.

It's really a low-to-explosive trick.

Mr.5 doesn't move at all, and once again kills the enemy with a booger.

On the other hand, Weiwei was concerned and yelled 666, no, she yelled "Don't let me fall", and then watched Mr. 9 being knocked to the ground by Mr. 5's booger.

It wasn't until this moment that she realized that her "general situation" was over, and she got on the horse and ran as fast as she could.

Mr.5 and the two chased after them in a calm manner, popping a few boogers from time to time, it was completely cat and mouse.

Well, the name of Vase Weiwei really deserves its reputation, and Lan Ye has finally seen it.

Lan Ye didn't go with the team chasing Weiwei, but instead landed beside Sauron, looking at Ikram with a bloated figure with great interest.

Noticing Lan Ye's gaze, Ikram hurriedly said, "I have an unfeeling request."

"Since it's an unfeeling request, don't say it." Lan Ye suppressed Ikram's next words with one sentence.

Zoro: "Ugh—ah, my wine! Hahaha!"

Ikram: "."

This special code is so reasonable, I can't continue to say it with a cheeky face
However, the original goal of his coming here was not Lan Ye, but——

Ikram crawled to the feet of Sauron who was watching the play, grabbed his feet and begged:

"Because both of them are devil fruit capable users, we can't resist at all, please return"

"Don't grab me! Who cares about you, Hun Dan! Let go!" Sauron was full of disgust, I was just a theatergoer.

". Please also escort the princess to Alabasta in the far east. You will definitely get a great reward at that time!!!"

This time, Ikram learned a lot from a pitfall, ignored Sauron's refusal, and spoke out in full.

"Stop joking!!!" Sauron's angry eyes were only white, "You all wanted to kill us until just now! You want me to cut you again"

"Is the great reward you said true?" Nami suddenly interjected: "What if the reward I want is one billion Baileys?"

"Ten billion Baileys!!!" Ikram's voice was out of tune.

Lan Ye, who turned on the movie watching mode, couldn't help laughing out loud when she saw the interesting scene in front of her.

Sure enough, this scene is worth staying for yourself.

It's a pity that there is no camera, otherwise it can be photographed.

"Aren't you asleep?" Zoro asked.

"How is it possible, in this kind of super strange town that welcomes pirates, who will be there? Well, it's all acting skills, I can still drink it!"

Originally, Nami wanted to say "who would be fooled into falling asleep", but when she looked at Luffy who was being stabbed in the belly by Lan Ye, and then thought about Usopp and Sanji, she had no choice but to change her words.

"By the way, how is this uncle? We will escort your princess back home with a billion Baileys."

Ikram got stuck again when he was asked, and didn't dare to look at Nami at all, so he could only murmur: "A soldier like me can't promise you such a large amount of money."

"What, isn't the princess of your country worth the price?" Nami squatted down, showing a sinister look of profiteer bargaining to Ikram: "Promise!"

It's already blatant intimidation.

Ikram's face was very unnatural, but Lan Ye's eyes lit up.

Nami, who squatted down, put her hands on the ground, just to squeeze her plumpness again, and there was an amazing arc in the small vest that made it impossible to look away.

Goooooooooooooooooo~
There was a violent swallowing sound, but it was Sauron who took a sip of the fine wine.

"Since you have proposed an amount that I cannot agree to, why don't you go and discuss it with Princess Weiwei in person? She has the right to agree to this condition." Ikram said very "sincerely".

The meaning in the words is to save first and then speak.

Naturally, Nami would not be fooled.

She has never done a loss-making business.

Seeing Nami's treacherous smile, Ikram couldn't help adding: "When we were bargaining, the princess her life"

"Hey, I see." Nami said helplessly, "Then I'll save the princess first."

"Wait a minute!" Lan Ye, who had been watching the play silently, interrupted.

"Huh?" Nami, Ikram and Sauron couldn't help turning their heads to look at Lan Ye.

"If it's an escort, I can also participate, but my condition is that I will pick something in Abalastan." Lan Ye said.

Ikram blinked, not quite understanding.

In his cognition, the name of "Vice Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates" is clearly written on the Lanye Reward Order, so now it is a pirate group with one mission and two rewards?

Nami, on the other hand, seemed to be clear in her heart, and explained: "Lan Ye has not officially joined our pirate group, and is now a 'paying passenger' on our ship. His strength is very strong!"

Ikram: "⊙﹏⊙‖∣°"

And this operation! ?
"If you don't decide, your princess will have to" Lan Ye's 'good faith' reminder.

"Then I don't know what your Excellency wants." After all, Ikram was cautious and did not dare to agree directly.

"One thing you don't need now." Lan Ye still didn't say clearly.

"Then you see, why don't you discuss it with the princess yourself? After all, the princess is now." Ikram tentatively asked.

"It's ok, anyway, it's just to inform you." Lan Ye said indifferently.

Ikram: "."

"Yoxi! Then the agreement has been reached for the time being." Nami announced the establishment of the agreement, and pointed at Sauron in the direction of Vivi's escape: "It's decided to be you, Sauron, go!"
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