Chapter 190 If You Don’t Give Up, You Will Never Leave This Life (30)
Spoiler: youngest daughter Ji Meimei
Zeng Weiyi has always been very proud, proud to the point of stinky fart, just because she gave birth to a work she is most proud of, and this work is her precious son who is about to die, Ji Gan.Zeng Wei constantly praised Ji Qixuan, good breeds are good breeds, her son is getting more and more handsome, and at the age of 11, he began to receive love letters, really did not embarrass her.But... this son is like Ji Qixuan.
So Zeng Weiyi began to feel a little unbalanced in his heart.I have a son, but he doesn't resemble her at all, and I always feel that something is missing.So, she begins plotting a second pregnancy...
The reason why it was unfair to discuss with Ji Qixuan was because she had mentioned it before, but Ji Qixuan strongly protested and threatened her with a vasectomy, which made her burst into tears.Wouldn't it be better to have more children?
not good.Ji Qixuan told the truth.With his fallacious explanation, his love is so much, not enough.
Zeng Wei was angry!What a shitty reason.
Ben San's Zeng only got pregnant again, but it was an elderly woman.Hong Dou persuaded her: "What kind of child is it? You should hurry up and have another honeymoon." As a result, Liu Hongtao slapped her away.Liu Hongtao said angrily, "Hongdou, Hongdou, why haven't you given birth to Nanguo yet? I feel like it's the twelfth lunar month."
The two of them have been married for two years, and the young couple has already chosen their child's name, no matter male or female, they will all be called Nan Guo!Explanation... Hongdou Shengnanguo... But Hongdou's stomach is not up to date, and there is no sign at all.In the two years of struggling here, she did not take supplements.
Unexpectedly, Hongdou became pregnant not long after talking about the elderly mother.This made Zeng Weiyi, who wanted to have a baby, envious and jealous.She was envious of red beans holding her swollen belly.
She likes a small waist, but now she looks forward to having a big belly.
So Zeng Weiyi, who was eager to seek a child, asked Hongdou for the secret recipe.Hongdou really regards herself as a teacher, and imparts her "truth" to her.Hong Dou said: "Whether it is possible to obtain a fertilized egg is an art. It is not only about the right time, place and people, but also the manufacturing process." Hong Dou immediately glanced at her, "Is that your passion?"
"Very passionate. I almost cried a few times." Zeng Weiyi nodded very seriously, and concentrated on listening to Hongdou's teaching.
"That's 'shaming'?" Hongdou thought at first that there was some problem in the couple's life.
"He doesn't 'shoot shame', he's very direct."
"The right time, the right place, and the harmony of people?" It's not a matter of the process between the husband and wife, so it's just that the timing is wrong or something.
Unexpectedly, Zeng Weiyi came up with such a sentence: "There are always a few days in a month that are inconvenient, and the others are still saturated."
"..." Hongdou felt a little puzzled.This is so strange.Since the time, place and people are harmonious and the process is perfect, why is the belly not big?Hongdou's eyebrows became tighter and tighter than Zeng Weiyi's, as if she was the one who was worried.
Zeng Weiyi suddenly comforted, "Oh, what is there to think about, he wears a condom, it's strange that he can get a fertilized egg."
"..." Hongdou was in the mood at that time, strangling her to death with two paws!
Zeng Weiyi looked at her with an innocent expression: "I didn't say it, the main reason now is not that I can't give birth, but that the handsome guy in my family doesn't want to have any more children at all, and he threatens me. Just ligate the matter, tell me, how can this make me feel so embarrassed?"
Hongdou also looked deeply sad.
At this time, Liu Hongtao came over with a burnt hoof and said, "It's not easy? Just rub a few holes in all the condoms you want to use, won't there be tadpoles that slip through the net?"
The eyes of the two women who were worrying almost lit up at the same time, and the information in those eyes fully proved that the idea came to light...
Sure enough, after using the "funnel condom", Zeng's only wish came true very quickly. The posture was really lightning fast, so fast that not only made Hongdou speechless, but also made Ji Qixuan dumbfounded.
"Hey, this time I must give birth to a baby who looks exactly like me."
Zeng Weiyi, who invited her to dinner during her pregnancy, was speaking loudly.Hongdou was embarrassed, didn't say anything, and ate in a muffled voice.Ji Qixuan was even more speechless, and the person who was tricked was really speechless.Only the son who made her proud came with such a heart-shattering sentence: "If I still look like Daddy, will Mommy continue to have children?"
As a result, all the adults at the table shivered, especially Zeng Weiyi.She smiled awkwardly, then squinted at Ji Qixuan, smiling extremely falsely, and said, "Honey, you will agree?"
"I'll have a ligation." Ji Qixuan raised his cup and drank tea calmly. Zeng's only glass heart was instantly shattered by that appearance.
"Okay, find another man." Zeng Weiwei curled his lips, looking at ease.
Hongdou choked on water directly, while Liu Hongtao instantly petrified.Only Ji Qixuan is still accustomed to drinking tea from a teacup, so as not to change.
As for whether Zeng Weiyi ever found a man, the answer is that in the three years since Ji Meimei was born, she hasn't made any slip-through condoms.
Ji Meimei is recognized as a beauty, with rosy and tender skin, big shiny round eyes, a small pink mouth that occasionally spits, and long black and beautiful hair.And the beautiful clothes that couldn't be more fashionable, they are simply a fascinating scenery line, every time she is the only one who takes Meimei out, the return rate always reaches [-]%!Zeng Wei still likes to be watched by others, so she takes her daughter shopping every day without getting tired of it.
One day, Zeng Weiyi brought Meimei back from shopping and bought some gifts for the two men in the family. She came to her son's room and was going to put the clothes on the bed to surprise him.When she finished putting it away and was about to go out, the little pink envelope with a heart on her son's desk caught Zeng Wei's attention.Zeng Weiyi turned his head over there and glanced at it, seeing the words on it, his brain congested immediately.
——To my dearest wife, happy birthday to Xia Qiqi.
wife?God!Or Xia Qiqi from the kindergarten?God, puppy love!Her son is only 15 years old this year!What an immature child, even his little dick has just developed, how can he have a wife?His old lady is so coquettish and charming, even if she is really in love.The more Zeng Weiyi thought about it, the more restless he became, and immediately ran to the living room to call out to Ji Qixuan.
At this time, Ji Qixuan was exercising, and his daughter was squatting at the door, not knowing what he was doing.She didn't care too much, and pulled Ji Qixuan to sit on the sofa: "Let's chat with you. My son fell in love early."
"Oh." Ji Qixuan was very calm.
Zeng Weiyi was in a hurry: "He already called that Xia Qiqi's wife, oh my god, it's so disgusting, I can't bear it, the child now is too shameful."
"Xia Qiqi? Is it the one in kindergarten who worked hard because of her words?" Ji Qixuan finally started to be surprised.
Zeng Weiyi was annoyed: "It must be. You said that your son looks like you, so you reluctantly accepted it, but he has a personality like you, and he is prematurely springy and dead-headed. That Xia Qiqi is not beautiful. Fortunately, I have the foresight , gave birth to a daughter like me."
Ji Qixuan's face darkened.His pure liking turned into premature puberty, and his obsession turned into a dead brain!
"Daddy, Mommy." Meimei, wearing a beautiful white dress, dashed over from the garden at the door to offer her treasure.Zeng Weiyi and Ji Qixuan were afraid that their daughter would fall, so they both walked towards her.When I got closer, it turned out that Meimei was holding a live snail in her hand.
"Daddy, Mommy, this rock can move." She squatted down and put the snail on the ground, with a focused look on her face.
She was wearing a long skirt, and the long skirt was winding in the mud, and she was the only one who thought it would be dirty.After all, white color.So she persuaded: "Meimei, don't squat down, the skirt will be dirty."
Meimei raised her head and looked at Zeng Weiyi in a daze, her expression looked ignorant.Zeng Weiyi responded with a smile and explained: "Girls' clothes should be clean, they won't be pretty if they're dirty, and they won't be lovable."
So Meimei took off the skirt directly, handed it to Zeng Weiyi with a smile, and continued to squat down without incident: "Meimei took off the skirt, so it won't become dirty and unattractive."
Zeng Wei: "..."
Ji Qixuan chuckled: "Meimei really looks like you."
Zeng Wei: "..."
(End of this chapter)
Spoiler: youngest daughter Ji Meimei
Zeng Weiyi has always been very proud, proud to the point of stinky fart, just because she gave birth to a work she is most proud of, and this work is her precious son who is about to die, Ji Gan.Zeng Wei constantly praised Ji Qixuan, good breeds are good breeds, her son is getting more and more handsome, and at the age of 11, he began to receive love letters, really did not embarrass her.But... this son is like Ji Qixuan.
So Zeng Weiyi began to feel a little unbalanced in his heart.I have a son, but he doesn't resemble her at all, and I always feel that something is missing.So, she begins plotting a second pregnancy...
The reason why it was unfair to discuss with Ji Qixuan was because she had mentioned it before, but Ji Qixuan strongly protested and threatened her with a vasectomy, which made her burst into tears.Wouldn't it be better to have more children?
not good.Ji Qixuan told the truth.With his fallacious explanation, his love is so much, not enough.
Zeng Wei was angry!What a shitty reason.
Ben San's Zeng only got pregnant again, but it was an elderly woman.Hong Dou persuaded her: "What kind of child is it? You should hurry up and have another honeymoon." As a result, Liu Hongtao slapped her away.Liu Hongtao said angrily, "Hongdou, Hongdou, why haven't you given birth to Nanguo yet? I feel like it's the twelfth lunar month."
The two of them have been married for two years, and the young couple has already chosen their child's name, no matter male or female, they will all be called Nan Guo!Explanation... Hongdou Shengnanguo... But Hongdou's stomach is not up to date, and there is no sign at all.In the two years of struggling here, she did not take supplements.
Unexpectedly, Hongdou became pregnant not long after talking about the elderly mother.This made Zeng Weiyi, who wanted to have a baby, envious and jealous.She was envious of red beans holding her swollen belly.
She likes a small waist, but now she looks forward to having a big belly.
So Zeng Weiyi, who was eager to seek a child, asked Hongdou for the secret recipe.Hongdou really regards herself as a teacher, and imparts her "truth" to her.Hong Dou said: "Whether it is possible to obtain a fertilized egg is an art. It is not only about the right time, place and people, but also the manufacturing process." Hong Dou immediately glanced at her, "Is that your passion?"
"Very passionate. I almost cried a few times." Zeng Weiyi nodded very seriously, and concentrated on listening to Hongdou's teaching.
"That's 'shaming'?" Hongdou thought at first that there was some problem in the couple's life.
"He doesn't 'shoot shame', he's very direct."
"The right time, the right place, and the harmony of people?" It's not a matter of the process between the husband and wife, so it's just that the timing is wrong or something.
Unexpectedly, Zeng Weiyi came up with such a sentence: "There are always a few days in a month that are inconvenient, and the others are still saturated."
"..." Hongdou felt a little puzzled.This is so strange.Since the time, place and people are harmonious and the process is perfect, why is the belly not big?Hongdou's eyebrows became tighter and tighter than Zeng Weiyi's, as if she was the one who was worried.
Zeng Weiyi suddenly comforted, "Oh, what is there to think about, he wears a condom, it's strange that he can get a fertilized egg."
"..." Hongdou was in the mood at that time, strangling her to death with two paws!
Zeng Weiyi looked at her with an innocent expression: "I didn't say it, the main reason now is not that I can't give birth, but that the handsome guy in my family doesn't want to have any more children at all, and he threatens me. Just ligate the matter, tell me, how can this make me feel so embarrassed?"
Hongdou also looked deeply sad.
At this time, Liu Hongtao came over with a burnt hoof and said, "It's not easy? Just rub a few holes in all the condoms you want to use, won't there be tadpoles that slip through the net?"
The eyes of the two women who were worrying almost lit up at the same time, and the information in those eyes fully proved that the idea came to light...
Sure enough, after using the "funnel condom", Zeng's only wish came true very quickly. The posture was really lightning fast, so fast that not only made Hongdou speechless, but also made Ji Qixuan dumbfounded.
"Hey, this time I must give birth to a baby who looks exactly like me."
Zeng Weiyi, who invited her to dinner during her pregnancy, was speaking loudly.Hongdou was embarrassed, didn't say anything, and ate in a muffled voice.Ji Qixuan was even more speechless, and the person who was tricked was really speechless.Only the son who made her proud came with such a heart-shattering sentence: "If I still look like Daddy, will Mommy continue to have children?"
As a result, all the adults at the table shivered, especially Zeng Weiyi.She smiled awkwardly, then squinted at Ji Qixuan, smiling extremely falsely, and said, "Honey, you will agree?"
"I'll have a ligation." Ji Qixuan raised his cup and drank tea calmly. Zeng's only glass heart was instantly shattered by that appearance.
"Okay, find another man." Zeng Weiwei curled his lips, looking at ease.
Hongdou choked on water directly, while Liu Hongtao instantly petrified.Only Ji Qixuan is still accustomed to drinking tea from a teacup, so as not to change.
As for whether Zeng Weiyi ever found a man, the answer is that in the three years since Ji Meimei was born, she hasn't made any slip-through condoms.
Ji Meimei is recognized as a beauty, with rosy and tender skin, big shiny round eyes, a small pink mouth that occasionally spits, and long black and beautiful hair.And the beautiful clothes that couldn't be more fashionable, they are simply a fascinating scenery line, every time she is the only one who takes Meimei out, the return rate always reaches [-]%!Zeng Wei still likes to be watched by others, so she takes her daughter shopping every day without getting tired of it.
One day, Zeng Weiyi brought Meimei back from shopping and bought some gifts for the two men in the family. She came to her son's room and was going to put the clothes on the bed to surprise him.When she finished putting it away and was about to go out, the little pink envelope with a heart on her son's desk caught Zeng Wei's attention.Zeng Weiyi turned his head over there and glanced at it, seeing the words on it, his brain congested immediately.
——To my dearest wife, happy birthday to Xia Qiqi.
wife?God!Or Xia Qiqi from the kindergarten?God, puppy love!Her son is only 15 years old this year!What an immature child, even his little dick has just developed, how can he have a wife?His old lady is so coquettish and charming, even if she is really in love.The more Zeng Weiyi thought about it, the more restless he became, and immediately ran to the living room to call out to Ji Qixuan.
At this time, Ji Qixuan was exercising, and his daughter was squatting at the door, not knowing what he was doing.She didn't care too much, and pulled Ji Qixuan to sit on the sofa: "Let's chat with you. My son fell in love early."
"Oh." Ji Qixuan was very calm.
Zeng Weiyi was in a hurry: "He already called that Xia Qiqi's wife, oh my god, it's so disgusting, I can't bear it, the child now is too shameful."
"Xia Qiqi? Is it the one in kindergarten who worked hard because of her words?" Ji Qixuan finally started to be surprised.
Zeng Weiyi was annoyed: "It must be. You said that your son looks like you, so you reluctantly accepted it, but he has a personality like you, and he is prematurely springy and dead-headed. That Xia Qiqi is not beautiful. Fortunately, I have the foresight , gave birth to a daughter like me."
Ji Qixuan's face darkened.His pure liking turned into premature puberty, and his obsession turned into a dead brain!
"Daddy, Mommy." Meimei, wearing a beautiful white dress, dashed over from the garden at the door to offer her treasure.Zeng Weiyi and Ji Qixuan were afraid that their daughter would fall, so they both walked towards her.When I got closer, it turned out that Meimei was holding a live snail in her hand.
"Daddy, Mommy, this rock can move." She squatted down and put the snail on the ground, with a focused look on her face.
She was wearing a long skirt, and the long skirt was winding in the mud, and she was the only one who thought it would be dirty.After all, white color.So she persuaded: "Meimei, don't squat down, the skirt will be dirty."
Meimei raised her head and looked at Zeng Weiyi in a daze, her expression looked ignorant.Zeng Weiyi responded with a smile and explained: "Girls' clothes should be clean, they won't be pretty if they're dirty, and they won't be lovable."
So Meimei took off the skirt directly, handed it to Zeng Weiyi with a smile, and continued to squat down without incident: "Meimei took off the skirt, so it won't become dirty and unattractive."
Zeng Wei: "..."
Ji Qixuan chuckled: "Meimei really looks like you."
Zeng Wei: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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