Chapter 420 Yan Mofeng Tells Jokes
Tang Qianyu smiled and shook her head: "No, the wind blows."
She straightened her hair with her hands.
"Blown by the wind?" Yan Mofeng raised his head, turned his head to feel it, and nodded, "Well, it's a bit windy today. Get in the car!"
Tang Qianyu: "..."
She took a look at Yan Mofeng, and inexplicably felt that he looked so cute and cute.
She bowed her head and smiled softly. When Yan Mofeng saw Tang Tang smiling, the corners of his lips raised involuntarily, feeling that everything in life had become beautiful again.
Driving to the mall, Luo Ze and Gu Bing were already waiting at the door.
Both were wearing down jackets, with their hands in their pockets, chatting and stamping their feet.
Yan Mofeng opened the door for Tang Tang and held her hand.
They walked towards Gu Bing and the two of them. Yan Mofeng looked at Gu Bing and Luo Ze with the eyes of a fool: "Wandering in the time and space of minus three degrees?"
"Isn't this waiting for you? My feet are frozen. Didn't you see that we have been stamping our feet? The shoes are going to be broken. Brother, today's new shoes are also yours." Gu Bing said.
"Stupid, won't you go in and wait?" Yan Mofeng said contemptuously.
Gu Bing's eyes widened suddenly, and he suddenly realized: "Yes, why don't we go in and wait?"
He poked Luo Ze's arm: "Second brother, why didn't we go in and wait just now?"
With a dark face, Luo Ze put his hands in the pockets of his down jacket and walked straight into the mall.
"How stupid!" Gu Bing muttered.
"Haha!" Tang Qianyu couldn't help laughing at A Bing and A Ze's funny look.
Everyone walks into the mall.
Gu Bing immediately went to pull four shopping carts, like dividing up treasures: "We each have one."
Yan Mofeng looked at him again with disgust: "Your sister-in-law doesn't need it!"
Seeing the disdainful eyes of his elder brother, Gu Bing immediately understood. He curled his lips: "Next time I find a girlfriend, I will push the shopping cart for her too."
"Haha!" Tang Qianyu couldn't help laughing again.
"Brother, my second brother and I are going to buy vegetables first. Today we will buy meat first. Second brother, let's go!" Gu Bing pulled Luo Ze away.
Yan Mofeng's face finally looked better, and he felt that A Bing was finally on the right track.
After Gu Bing and Luo Ze went to the meat section, Gu Bing began to gossip: "Second brother, do you think there is still a problem with elder brother and sister-in-law?"
"Much better." Rose said.
"I don't dare to contact that woman Li Manqing again. That woman's lethality is really too great. Damn, it's too cruel! I thought she would kneel down and beg the elder brother to express that she wanted to come back, and then the elder brother said yes She dismissed it, and after avenging her abandonment at the beginning, she never saw each other again, and never interacted with each other. I never thought that this woman would do such a big trick to plot against the elder brother and sister-in-law." Gu Bing said angrily and angrily.
"That woman is not simple! Fortunately, my eldest brother and sister-in-law are all right now." Luo Ze said.
"Yeah! Fortunately, my eldest brother and sister-in-law are fine now. However, wicked people have their own troubles, and if they do too many bad things, they will be punished. Didn't they deliberately deceive the elder brother away with a fake abortion before, and then let the eldest brother and sister-in-law have conflicts? Now the stomach Something really went wrong, I don’t know if it was beaten by Yan Monan? Anyway, when I was carried out of the villa, I was covered in blood. Later, I went to the hospital to inquire, and the uterus was removed.” Gu Bing relieved explain.
"Have the uterus removed? The womb is too important for a woman. Without a uterus, all physiological functions will be disordered. If you don't come to your aunt, you will age quickly. Moreover, she has not given birth to a child yet. It's a pity," Rose said.
Gu Bing gritted his teeth: "She did it to herself! I guess it was Yan Monan who kicked her. She deserves it!"
"I hope she won't do anything to alienate her elder brother and sister-in-law again." Luo Ze said.
"She also has to have this opportunity. When she was in the hospital, Yan Monan guarded her every day, and even sent someone, just like watching a prisoner." Gu Bing said.
"That's good. Let's celebrate our new year. Never have any contact with this woman again, and don't reveal the whereabouts of your elder brother and sister-in-law again. Otherwise, your elder brother will find out and expose you."
Gu Bing gave Luo Ze a speechless look: "It seems like you didn't participate when I came up with the idea."
Luo Ze reached out and touched his nose: "Aren't you planning to make big brother poor? I think the shrimps are pretty good today. If you buy more, you can eat them from New Year's Eve to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month."
"Buy!" Gu Bing immediately went to get the shopping bag.
Yan Mofeng knew that A Bing and A Ze were going to buy meat, so he pushed the shopping cart with one hand and led Tang Qianyu in the opposite direction with the other.Yan Mofeng said: "Tang Tang, you are on vacation, and you will be at home every day, and you have time to eat fruit. Let's go buy some."
"Okay." Tang Qianyu felt her heart warm.
"You can buy more nuts, which are very good for your health. After the holiday, you should slow down your pace, relax your body and mind, and rest well to benefit your study and competition next year." Yan Mofeng said.
"En." Tang Qianyu responded.
Yan Mofeng gently let go of Tang Qianyu's hand and began to pick nuts.
He took a bottle of pistachios from the shelf, looked at them carefully, and then took a look at a small handful of pistachios in the bulk area.
He raised his head and smiled at Tang Qianyu: "I won't tell you that the pistachios in the bulk section are better than those on the shelf!"
"How did you find out?" Tang Qianyu was curious.
"Look here!" Yan Mofeng held a pistachio in his hand and pointed it to Tang Qianyu, "Look in from this opening and see if the meat inside is plump? Is it fresh? Obviously, these loose ones are better .”
"Then we'll buy in bulk," Tang Qianyu said.
"En." Yan Mofeng responded.
After weighing some pistachios, Yan Mofeng picked pine nuts.
Tang Qianyu looked at the pine nuts and said, "This is very small and hard to peel."
"I'll strip it for you!" Yan Mofeng said.
Tang Qianyu's heart trembled slightly.
Yan Mofeng asked Tang Qianyu while picking pine nuts: "Do you want to listen to a joke?"
"En." Tang Qianyu responded.
Yan Mofeng said: "There is a pair of brothers and sisters. The elder brother is very greedy, and the younger sister likes shells very much. One day, the elder brother asked the younger sister, "I saw a very beautiful shell in the market. Do you want it?" The younger sister was very excited. I was very excited and said I wanted it. My brother said it was more expensive, and my sister said she was rich, so she gave all the pocket money she had saved for a year to her brother.
The elder brother brought back a bag of shells for the younger sister that night, and the younger sister was very happy to see those shells.She even took care to clean all the shells and store them all in beautiful glass bottles.
Until Chinese New Year, when her father bought a few cans of pistachios and came home, the younger sister suddenly understood everything, and was so angry that she wanted to bite her brother to death. "
"I didn't find something funny!" Tang Qianyu said.
Yan Mofeng said: "Those shells are pistachio shells. My brother ate all the pistachios and left all the shells to my sister, saying they are shells."
"Pfft, hahahahaha!" Tang Qianyu burst into laughter suddenly, her waist was bent, she couldn't straighten up at all, she supported the shopping cart, "No, I'm laughing to death, this brother is too wicked, if I have A brother like this, I will bite him to death."
"Haha!" Yan Mofeng also laughed.
Xu Yang was going back to the UK, and Chu Ming accompanied him out for shopping. He happened to see this scene, and the corners of his lips raised involuntarily, and he smiled and said, "Book a ticket for me, and I will go back to England with you!"
(End of this chapter)
Tang Qianyu smiled and shook her head: "No, the wind blows."
She straightened her hair with her hands.
"Blown by the wind?" Yan Mofeng raised his head, turned his head to feel it, and nodded, "Well, it's a bit windy today. Get in the car!"
Tang Qianyu: "..."
She took a look at Yan Mofeng, and inexplicably felt that he looked so cute and cute.
She bowed her head and smiled softly. When Yan Mofeng saw Tang Tang smiling, the corners of his lips raised involuntarily, feeling that everything in life had become beautiful again.
Driving to the mall, Luo Ze and Gu Bing were already waiting at the door.
Both were wearing down jackets, with their hands in their pockets, chatting and stamping their feet.
Yan Mofeng opened the door for Tang Tang and held her hand.
They walked towards Gu Bing and the two of them. Yan Mofeng looked at Gu Bing and Luo Ze with the eyes of a fool: "Wandering in the time and space of minus three degrees?"
"Isn't this waiting for you? My feet are frozen. Didn't you see that we have been stamping our feet? The shoes are going to be broken. Brother, today's new shoes are also yours." Gu Bing said.
"Stupid, won't you go in and wait?" Yan Mofeng said contemptuously.
Gu Bing's eyes widened suddenly, and he suddenly realized: "Yes, why don't we go in and wait?"
He poked Luo Ze's arm: "Second brother, why didn't we go in and wait just now?"
With a dark face, Luo Ze put his hands in the pockets of his down jacket and walked straight into the mall.
"How stupid!" Gu Bing muttered.
"Haha!" Tang Qianyu couldn't help laughing at A Bing and A Ze's funny look.
Everyone walks into the mall.
Gu Bing immediately went to pull four shopping carts, like dividing up treasures: "We each have one."
Yan Mofeng looked at him again with disgust: "Your sister-in-law doesn't need it!"
Seeing the disdainful eyes of his elder brother, Gu Bing immediately understood. He curled his lips: "Next time I find a girlfriend, I will push the shopping cart for her too."
"Haha!" Tang Qianyu couldn't help laughing again.
"Brother, my second brother and I are going to buy vegetables first. Today we will buy meat first. Second brother, let's go!" Gu Bing pulled Luo Ze away.
Yan Mofeng's face finally looked better, and he felt that A Bing was finally on the right track.
After Gu Bing and Luo Ze went to the meat section, Gu Bing began to gossip: "Second brother, do you think there is still a problem with elder brother and sister-in-law?"
"Much better." Rose said.
"I don't dare to contact that woman Li Manqing again. That woman's lethality is really too great. Damn, it's too cruel! I thought she would kneel down and beg the elder brother to express that she wanted to come back, and then the elder brother said yes She dismissed it, and after avenging her abandonment at the beginning, she never saw each other again, and never interacted with each other. I never thought that this woman would do such a big trick to plot against the elder brother and sister-in-law." Gu Bing said angrily and angrily.
"That woman is not simple! Fortunately, my eldest brother and sister-in-law are all right now." Luo Ze said.
"Yeah! Fortunately, my eldest brother and sister-in-law are fine now. However, wicked people have their own troubles, and if they do too many bad things, they will be punished. Didn't they deliberately deceive the elder brother away with a fake abortion before, and then let the eldest brother and sister-in-law have conflicts? Now the stomach Something really went wrong, I don’t know if it was beaten by Yan Monan? Anyway, when I was carried out of the villa, I was covered in blood. Later, I went to the hospital to inquire, and the uterus was removed.” Gu Bing relieved explain.
"Have the uterus removed? The womb is too important for a woman. Without a uterus, all physiological functions will be disordered. If you don't come to your aunt, you will age quickly. Moreover, she has not given birth to a child yet. It's a pity," Rose said.
Gu Bing gritted his teeth: "She did it to herself! I guess it was Yan Monan who kicked her. She deserves it!"
"I hope she won't do anything to alienate her elder brother and sister-in-law again." Luo Ze said.
"She also has to have this opportunity. When she was in the hospital, Yan Monan guarded her every day, and even sent someone, just like watching a prisoner." Gu Bing said.
"That's good. Let's celebrate our new year. Never have any contact with this woman again, and don't reveal the whereabouts of your elder brother and sister-in-law again. Otherwise, your elder brother will find out and expose you."
Gu Bing gave Luo Ze a speechless look: "It seems like you didn't participate when I came up with the idea."
Luo Ze reached out and touched his nose: "Aren't you planning to make big brother poor? I think the shrimps are pretty good today. If you buy more, you can eat them from New Year's Eve to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month."
"Buy!" Gu Bing immediately went to get the shopping bag.
Yan Mofeng knew that A Bing and A Ze were going to buy meat, so he pushed the shopping cart with one hand and led Tang Qianyu in the opposite direction with the other.Yan Mofeng said: "Tang Tang, you are on vacation, and you will be at home every day, and you have time to eat fruit. Let's go buy some."
"Okay." Tang Qianyu felt her heart warm.
"You can buy more nuts, which are very good for your health. After the holiday, you should slow down your pace, relax your body and mind, and rest well to benefit your study and competition next year." Yan Mofeng said.
"En." Tang Qianyu responded.
Yan Mofeng gently let go of Tang Qianyu's hand and began to pick nuts.
He took a bottle of pistachios from the shelf, looked at them carefully, and then took a look at a small handful of pistachios in the bulk area.
He raised his head and smiled at Tang Qianyu: "I won't tell you that the pistachios in the bulk section are better than those on the shelf!"
"How did you find out?" Tang Qianyu was curious.
"Look here!" Yan Mofeng held a pistachio in his hand and pointed it to Tang Qianyu, "Look in from this opening and see if the meat inside is plump? Is it fresh? Obviously, these loose ones are better .”
"Then we'll buy in bulk," Tang Qianyu said.
"En." Yan Mofeng responded.
After weighing some pistachios, Yan Mofeng picked pine nuts.
Tang Qianyu looked at the pine nuts and said, "This is very small and hard to peel."
"I'll strip it for you!" Yan Mofeng said.
Tang Qianyu's heart trembled slightly.
Yan Mofeng asked Tang Qianyu while picking pine nuts: "Do you want to listen to a joke?"
"En." Tang Qianyu responded.
Yan Mofeng said: "There is a pair of brothers and sisters. The elder brother is very greedy, and the younger sister likes shells very much. One day, the elder brother asked the younger sister, "I saw a very beautiful shell in the market. Do you want it?" The younger sister was very excited. I was very excited and said I wanted it. My brother said it was more expensive, and my sister said she was rich, so she gave all the pocket money she had saved for a year to her brother.
The elder brother brought back a bag of shells for the younger sister that night, and the younger sister was very happy to see those shells.She even took care to clean all the shells and store them all in beautiful glass bottles.
Until Chinese New Year, when her father bought a few cans of pistachios and came home, the younger sister suddenly understood everything, and was so angry that she wanted to bite her brother to death. "
"I didn't find something funny!" Tang Qianyu said.
Yan Mofeng said: "Those shells are pistachio shells. My brother ate all the pistachios and left all the shells to my sister, saying they are shells."
"Pfft, hahahahaha!" Tang Qianyu burst into laughter suddenly, her waist was bent, she couldn't straighten up at all, she supported the shopping cart, "No, I'm laughing to death, this brother is too wicked, if I have A brother like this, I will bite him to death."
"Haha!" Yan Mofeng also laughed.
Xu Yang was going back to the UK, and Chu Ming accompanied him out for shopping. He happened to see this scene, and the corners of his lips raised involuntarily, and he smiled and said, "Book a ticket for me, and I will go back to England with you!"
(End of this chapter)
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