Chapter 127 129. Human evolution is not easy until now
The accident happened so suddenly that no one had time to react.
Especially the big bird that hit Xia Yuan in the air.
It probably didn't realize that it would be hit by something that fell from the sky, and its body was shattered and fractured. It met the King of Hades on the spot, and hoped that it would be blessed and reincarnated as a rich second generation in the next life.
And Xia Yuan's right shoulder was severely injured, and it was already a shattered fracture. Fortunately, he had the blessing of blood, so he didn't die, but fell into a coma.
The cameraman who followed was terrified. Xia Yuan was hit by such a collision and flew directly off the established flight path, and as the altitude dropped, even if the cameraman wanted to save him, he was unable to save him.
Generally, the parachute opening height is about 700 meters, and the minimum parachute opening height should not be lower than 500 meters.
For their own safety, the photographer was forced to open the parachute.
Due to the cushioning effect of the opening of the parachute, the photographer's speed dropped immediately, and it felt like someone had pulled a rope on it.
At the end of his eyes, Xia Yuan has turned into a small black spot.
The photographer's heart turned cold, his expression was very desperate and painful, and tears immediately came down.
It is not uncommon for accidents to happen during the filming of the crew, but he did not expect to encounter them, and he even filmed the whole process.
It's a pity that Xia Yuan was a good actor and died at the age of 23, which is really sad.
However, just when he was about to mourn for Xia Yuan and felt that there was no hope of surviving, the little black spot on the bottom suddenly swelled up.
Like a flower blooming, the parachute on Xia Yuan's back opened outwards.
At the same time, the photographer opened his mouth in surprise——
There seemed to be a thin layer of pink mist under the umbrella.
……
Blood clans are actually not the same as vampires in the general sense. In terms of differences, they have many powerful abilities besides sucking blood to supplement nutrition.
For example, the true type of the blood race can transform the human body into a brand new and powerful species form, which will be comprehensively strengthened in terms of strength, speed, burst and reaction.
After entering the second level of evolution, the blood race can also simulate other animal forms, such as bats, hamsters, black cats... and so on.
The specific type of transformation that can be activated varies from person to person, and it depends on whether they have the genetic memory of that species.
The most amazing ability——
Strigoi can atomize themselves into a cloud of blood mist. This ability is only possessed by pure-bred Strigoi and top-notch Strigoi. Blood mist allows Strigoi to come and go freely. Can be controlled autonomously.
Just now, when Xia Yuan was facing a huge crisis, he was knocked unconscious by the big bird, completely unable to open the umbrella and control his progress.
But because the descending altitude was already approaching the minimum parachute opening altitude, the pneumatic parachute was automatically triggered. After the parachute was opened, it was opened and filled by the strong airflow due to the movement, and the speed of the two people suddenly slowed down.
But the danger has not gone away. In this case, because Xia Yuan passed out, the parachute has deviated far from the original flight line, and now it has drifted far away.
Below the soles of the two people is a dense forest and a steep mountain.
If you accidentally fall on top of dense trees or sharp objects, you may be pierced through.
During the Wenchuan earthquake, one of the paratroopers was accidentally pierced by a tree branch when he landed due to the complex terrain below. Fortunately, the treatment was timely and his life was not in danger.
But now Xia Yuan is not like this, he has completely fainted, without the slightest ability to control, no matter what Ying Sitong calls, he can't wake him up.
In desperation, Ying Sitong actually activated the third level of evolution of the blood race——
Turn into a blood mist.
If you look at this scene closely, it will feel a little scary——
A cloud of crimson blood mist filled the air, supporting the parachute from bottom to top, and wrapped Xia Yuan underneath so that he would not be hurt by the impact when he landed. From the middle finger of the mist, one can see a little bit of Xia Yuan's hair and corner of the clothes.
It's just like--
Who threw the aunt's towel into the sky? !
……
Since it was the first time to manipulate the blood mist, Ying Sitong was not very skilled yet, so she drifted crookedly, and the parachute flew towards a forest in the northeast direction.
In less than 2 minutes, the blood mist had disappeared into the woods.
It's been a weird afternoon.
The sun has not fully set in the sky.
The sunset at 4 or 5 o'clock is bright and golden in color.
The little animals in the woods raised their heads one after another, looking up in horror.
This scene is very similar to the scene of the end of the world——
A crimson cloud slowly fell from the sky, covering a small half of the sky, and it looked particularly weird when it was illuminated by the sun.
The crimson fog condenses and does not disperse, and even the light that shines through it is crimson.
When it slowly landed above the woods and enveloped the tallest towering giant trees, the leaves immediately made a rustling sound.
The parachute was hanging on the branch, and Ying Sitong cut the rope with blood mist, otherwise Xia Yuan would not be able to land at all.
The blood mist slowly supported Xia Yuan's body and descended, like a large mass of red permeating it.
The little white rabbit was so frightened that his mouth was dumbstruck, his legs were limp, and he forgot to run away for a moment.
It was this day that the animals in the woods finally remembered the fear of being dominated by genes in their bones.
The fear is so deep that they can't help shaking, and some wild goats have even begun to lose control.
The blood mist penetrated the heavy leaves, Ying Sitong asked them to push away the surrounding branches to prevent these things from hurting Xia Yuan, and then slowly landed on the ground.
The bloody mist quickly gathered inward, gradually condensing into a petite girl image.
The surrounding creatures were stunned. In front of Ying Sitong stood a little rabbit, staring blankly at her with its three-petal mouth open.
After waiting for two seconds and seeing the man lying on the ground clearly, the little rabbit came to his senses and ran for his life.
It was like seeing a creature that was a hundred times more terrifying than the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The survival instincts of the animals in the woods were activated. In less than 10 seconds, there was no one within 15 meters where Ying Sitong was standing. moving creatures.
Ying Sitong didn't care too much about these things, she was more concerned about Xia Yuan's life and death than the newly activated ability.
Xia Yuan lay peacefully on the grass, with his head tilted to one side, his right shoulder was severely injured, bones came out of his clothes, and the skin covering the clothes was torn apart.
Ying Sitong lay on his body, and after confirming his breathing and heartbeat, she felt a little relieved.
Fortunately, he just fainted and didn't hang up.
As long as she works harder, she should be able to rescue Xia Yuan.
At this time, Xia Yuan was lying flat on the grass, his face was covered with a layer of golden light by the afterglow, his breathing was steady, and he was still in a coma.
Looking at Xia Yuan's profile, Ying Sitong inexplicably remembered the scene when the two met for the first time.
She looked up at the sky.
Was it similar that day?
In that car window, the blood-stained boy had a nice profile profile and an expression of fascination with death.
……
After dinner at night, Chu Ming sent Jiang Xiaoling home.
Because the place to eat is not too far from her home, the two of them walked.
Originally, Jiang Xiaoling wanted to decline and said no, she could go back by herself.
But out of politeness and worry, Chu Ming insisted on sending her home.
Although Chu Ming is not that emotionally savvy, he is still a good person.
Good guys and scumbags may be similar in behavior, but their starting points are slightly different.
If Deng Zexun had this opportunity, of course he had to do it step by step, first take it home slowly and then talk about other things, if there are more times, he can go back later, eat a supper first, sing a song, do something Like to do things like that.
Chu Ming's thinking is much more single-minded. He just thinks that Jiang Xiaoling, as an actor, may not be well-known, but she is still a girl. In the dead of night, what should I do if I encounter gangsters or hooligans on the way home? manage?
As a man, and Su Qin entrusted Jiang Xiaoling to him before he left, he still had the obligation to send Jiang Xiaoling back safely.
Seeing that Chu Ming's attitude was so sincere and there were no distractions in his eyes, Jiang Xiaoling agreed.
To be honest, it's quite pleasant for two people to walk at night and chat.
I don't know what happened tonight, Jiang Xiaoling felt less restrained and talked a little more.
……
On their way home, they passed a game show.
To be honest, no one felt a sense of disobedience wherever Jiang Xiaoling stopped.
Don't you usually have one of those flat billboards where people take pictures at game shows?
For example, the front is an image of Yasuo, and then Yasuo's face is hollowed out, so that people can put the face on it to make it look like themselves.
Who knows why there's a photo board of the Spider Queen in there.
The Spider Queen has two forms.
One is in human form.
One is in spider form.
The one in spider form will undoubtedly have to crawl on the ground.
And, apparently, the hollowed-out spider's head was larger than a normal human head.
It should look about the same as the shoulder.
When Chu Ming saw the photo board in the form of a spider, he was thinking, which sand sculpture designed this board?
Which sand sculpture would put its head in?
However, he soon found out that I was wrong——
While Chu Ming was hesitating, Jiang Xiaoling had already crawled in on the ground.
==(●●|||)
Chu Ming was frightened ten thousand points.
Jiang Xiaoling got inside and stuck his head out in front of the spider pattern.
She frowned and pouted.
She has also seen similar photo boards. When she was shopping with Ying Sitong before, the female son was very interested in this kind of thing every time, so she insisted on taking her to take a photo together.
Ying Sitong is a curious baby, lively and cute, with a childlike smile on her face.
Every time Jiang Xiaoling sees the girl's smile, she is very happy. You can always feel a burst of vitality from her. It can make you forget your troubles, even the fact that you are over 1800 years old.
Compared to Ying Sitong, Jiang Xiaoling really felt old.
And when she looked in the mirror recently, she also found fine lines at the corners of her eyes, which made this even more certain.
Jiang Xiaoling was particularly worried. Although her body was still young, her mind was really old.
Thinking of Ying Sitong, the corners of Jiang Xiaoling's mouth would involuntarily rise.
Just when she suddenly woke up, she realized——
It turns out that during this period of getting along, it seems that I have changed a lot.
This is probably the so-called red who is close to vermilion and black who is close to ink, right?
When Jiang Xiaoling raised his head, he saw a happy smile on Chu Ming's face.
Chu Ming put his hands in his trouser pockets, like an old father watching his children entertain, with a loving expression on his brows.
Jiang Xiaoling said, "Can you take a picture of me?"
Come on, good people do it to the end.
Chu Ming nodded, because Jiang Xiaoling was wearing Iron Man's costume, it was really inconvenient to hold a mobile phone, so Chu Ming took out his own mobile phone to take a picture.
After filming, he handed it to Jiang Xiaoling.
Jiang Xiaoling glanced at it, and was not very satisfied, mainly because the face did not fit well with the opening of the photo board.
Because the face hole dug out was a bit too big, I drilled a little further.
Chu Ming was taken aback for a moment, and his smile froze suddenly.
After drilling twice, he heard the entire photographic plate shaking.
Jiang Xiaoling suddenly stopped moving.
(#/.\#)
This is called not dying, not dying.
Jiang Xiaoling completely forgot that there was a big suffix of Donald Duck on the back.
So the sphere is completely stuck in the hole in the photo plate.
(Please imagine the painting style at that time by yourself.)
It looks like the Spider Queen is devouring Iron Man.
Half of Jiang Xiaoling's body was hanging outside the spider's mouth, as weird as it could be.
Because the body is suspended in the air and the waist cannot exert strength, Jiang Xiaoling found it quite difficult to tear it apart with bare hands.
It can only be said who the hell made the photo board so strong, isn't it usually made of foam plastic?Today, it seemed to be made of real wood, and when she tried to stand up, she found that the board was really heavy, and she couldn't move at all.
Jiang Xiaoling couldn't help but think of Sun Wukong, she and Monkey King are really in the same boat now.
"How to do?"
She raised her head and looked at Chu Ming helplessly.
What else could it be?
Chu Ming had no choice but to stand behind her, ready to grab her feet and drag her out.
But unfortunately, Jiang Xiaoling's phone rang.
Chu Ming was worried that her company was in a hurry, or it was a call from Su Qin, so he quickly helped her find it.
Handing the phone to Jiang Xiaoling, it turned out that it was Zhang Shiting calling.
Because Jiang Xiaoling hadn't come home late at night, Zhang Shiting was a little worried.
"Hey, where are you? Why haven't you come back? Nothing will happen to you, right?"
Jiang Xiaoling frowned, "No, it's nothing, just got stuck outside and won't be able to come back for a while."
"Stuck?" Xia Yuan's aunt said she didn't understand.
So Jiang Xiaoling explained again, "The buttocks are stuck. I didn't expect the hole to be so small when I drilled the hole just now, but it got stuck just half way in."
"Huh?!" Zhang Shiting's mind was a little confused, and she couldn't figure out how to do this for a while.
At this moment, Jiang Xiaoling's voice came from the phone again.
"Use some strength. Push forward."
Jiang Xiaoling guided Chu Ming.
Because half of her body was stuck in the photo board, who knows how she got in just now, Chu Ming tried his best but couldn't pull her out.
So change to push this time and try again.
As soon as Chu Ming pushed it twice, Jiang Xiaoling couldn't take it anymore.
Because the camera board is really painful when it is stuck, especially when it is rubbed, the Iron Man suit on the outside is useless at all, it hurts badly like being scratched by a stone on both ribs.
"No, no, it hurts."
As a female soldier who has experienced many battles and is also Ying Sitong's tomb keeper, Jiang Xiaoling has never suffered anything. When she says it hurts, it means it really hurts.
Maybe the skin has been strangled and worn out.
Zhang Shiting's doubtful voice came from the phone, "Who are you with? Why does it sound wrong to me?"
"Oh, with a doctor friend I just met, we're on the street now."
Jiang Xiaoling explained, "I just met today, and he sent me home."
"..." Auntie said that she has developed to this level since she just met today?
Since he couldn't push it out, Jiang Xiaoling hurriedly shouted, "Otherwise, pull out the handle and see if you can pull it out."
After tugging twice, it still didn't work, Chu Ming wanted to give up.
Jiang Xiaoling was also very upset.
Chu Ming said, "Otherwise, let's carry it and find a saw to cut it open."
Zhang Shiting couldn't stand it anymore, so she said on the phone, "Then I don't care about you, I will open the door for you when you get home, don't play too late, and oranges are very dangerous, don't do it Something happened."
Jiang Xiaoling nodded, and hung up the phone blankly.
In this kind of place where there are no shops in front of the village and no shops behind, there are not even people on the street at night.
It's creepy to think about.
Maybe passers-by will be more scared when they see the two of us?
Jiang Xiaoling had no better way, so he could only nod and agree to carry it away first.
But once it was implemented, it was found that it was not working.
That photographic plate weighed at least 50 kilograms.
Chu Ming lifted it up and moved with Jiang Xiaoling for a while. Jiang Xiaoling was so tired that he was sweating profusely and said he couldn't do it.
She herself was also wondering.
Thinking back when she carried a knife to the battlefield, a large knife weighed about [-] kilograms, so how could she swing it for a day without any problem at that time, why is her body unable to carry a broken wooden board now?
To sum it up, Jiang Xiaoling boiled it down to a few words——
Times are different.
There is too little exercise, and there are very few occasions for her to exercise now. It is already a peaceful world, and no one needs to shout and kill anymore.
……
From the perspective of passers-by, it is estimated that they saw a dark thing that swallowed half of the female Iron Man wriggling on the ground.
It's too scary to go on like this.
So the two could only sit down and discuss a new method.
It's a bit hot in June.
The two of them walked for a while and did a lot of heavy work. Now they are sweaty from exhaustion, especially Jiang Xiaoling, who is still wearing a heavy costume, feels like he has entered a steamer, and his whole body is hot and dry.
Sweat dripped down her chin.
Her hair was wet against her face.
From Chu Ming's point of view, it is strange that he looks a little charming.
The two rested for a while, when Chu Ming suddenly slapped his head.
He suddenly felt a little silly.
Why put the board vertically, wouldn't it be enough to turn it horizontally?
After hitting horizontally, Jiang Xiaoling was finally able to walk upright.
"Mom, it's really not easy for humans to evolve to the present."
Jiang Xiaoling said.
"That's..." Chu Ming curled his lips, looking helpless, "But I haven't seen spiders evolve into humans."
They stop and go, about 500 meters.
Jiang Xiaoling stopped again.
As they were walking, Chu Ming saw Donald Duck fall to the ground together with the photo board.
Make a bang.
……
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The accident happened so suddenly that no one had time to react.
Especially the big bird that hit Xia Yuan in the air.
It probably didn't realize that it would be hit by something that fell from the sky, and its body was shattered and fractured. It met the King of Hades on the spot, and hoped that it would be blessed and reincarnated as a rich second generation in the next life.
And Xia Yuan's right shoulder was severely injured, and it was already a shattered fracture. Fortunately, he had the blessing of blood, so he didn't die, but fell into a coma.
The cameraman who followed was terrified. Xia Yuan was hit by such a collision and flew directly off the established flight path, and as the altitude dropped, even if the cameraman wanted to save him, he was unable to save him.
Generally, the parachute opening height is about 700 meters, and the minimum parachute opening height should not be lower than 500 meters.
For their own safety, the photographer was forced to open the parachute.
Due to the cushioning effect of the opening of the parachute, the photographer's speed dropped immediately, and it felt like someone had pulled a rope on it.
At the end of his eyes, Xia Yuan has turned into a small black spot.
The photographer's heart turned cold, his expression was very desperate and painful, and tears immediately came down.
It is not uncommon for accidents to happen during the filming of the crew, but he did not expect to encounter them, and he even filmed the whole process.
It's a pity that Xia Yuan was a good actor and died at the age of 23, which is really sad.
However, just when he was about to mourn for Xia Yuan and felt that there was no hope of surviving, the little black spot on the bottom suddenly swelled up.
Like a flower blooming, the parachute on Xia Yuan's back opened outwards.
At the same time, the photographer opened his mouth in surprise——
There seemed to be a thin layer of pink mist under the umbrella.
……
Blood clans are actually not the same as vampires in the general sense. In terms of differences, they have many powerful abilities besides sucking blood to supplement nutrition.
For example, the true type of the blood race can transform the human body into a brand new and powerful species form, which will be comprehensively strengthened in terms of strength, speed, burst and reaction.
After entering the second level of evolution, the blood race can also simulate other animal forms, such as bats, hamsters, black cats... and so on.
The specific type of transformation that can be activated varies from person to person, and it depends on whether they have the genetic memory of that species.
The most amazing ability——
Strigoi can atomize themselves into a cloud of blood mist. This ability is only possessed by pure-bred Strigoi and top-notch Strigoi. Blood mist allows Strigoi to come and go freely. Can be controlled autonomously.
Just now, when Xia Yuan was facing a huge crisis, he was knocked unconscious by the big bird, completely unable to open the umbrella and control his progress.
But because the descending altitude was already approaching the minimum parachute opening altitude, the pneumatic parachute was automatically triggered. After the parachute was opened, it was opened and filled by the strong airflow due to the movement, and the speed of the two people suddenly slowed down.
But the danger has not gone away. In this case, because Xia Yuan passed out, the parachute has deviated far from the original flight line, and now it has drifted far away.
Below the soles of the two people is a dense forest and a steep mountain.
If you accidentally fall on top of dense trees or sharp objects, you may be pierced through.
During the Wenchuan earthquake, one of the paratroopers was accidentally pierced by a tree branch when he landed due to the complex terrain below. Fortunately, the treatment was timely and his life was not in danger.
But now Xia Yuan is not like this, he has completely fainted, without the slightest ability to control, no matter what Ying Sitong calls, he can't wake him up.
In desperation, Ying Sitong actually activated the third level of evolution of the blood race——
Turn into a blood mist.
If you look at this scene closely, it will feel a little scary——
A cloud of crimson blood mist filled the air, supporting the parachute from bottom to top, and wrapped Xia Yuan underneath so that he would not be hurt by the impact when he landed. From the middle finger of the mist, one can see a little bit of Xia Yuan's hair and corner of the clothes.
It's just like--
Who threw the aunt's towel into the sky? !
……
Since it was the first time to manipulate the blood mist, Ying Sitong was not very skilled yet, so she drifted crookedly, and the parachute flew towards a forest in the northeast direction.
In less than 2 minutes, the blood mist had disappeared into the woods.
It's been a weird afternoon.
The sun has not fully set in the sky.
The sunset at 4 or 5 o'clock is bright and golden in color.
The little animals in the woods raised their heads one after another, looking up in horror.
This scene is very similar to the scene of the end of the world——
A crimson cloud slowly fell from the sky, covering a small half of the sky, and it looked particularly weird when it was illuminated by the sun.
The crimson fog condenses and does not disperse, and even the light that shines through it is crimson.
When it slowly landed above the woods and enveloped the tallest towering giant trees, the leaves immediately made a rustling sound.
The parachute was hanging on the branch, and Ying Sitong cut the rope with blood mist, otherwise Xia Yuan would not be able to land at all.
The blood mist slowly supported Xia Yuan's body and descended, like a large mass of red permeating it.
The little white rabbit was so frightened that his mouth was dumbstruck, his legs were limp, and he forgot to run away for a moment.
It was this day that the animals in the woods finally remembered the fear of being dominated by genes in their bones.
The fear is so deep that they can't help shaking, and some wild goats have even begun to lose control.
The blood mist penetrated the heavy leaves, Ying Sitong asked them to push away the surrounding branches to prevent these things from hurting Xia Yuan, and then slowly landed on the ground.
The bloody mist quickly gathered inward, gradually condensing into a petite girl image.
The surrounding creatures were stunned. In front of Ying Sitong stood a little rabbit, staring blankly at her with its three-petal mouth open.
After waiting for two seconds and seeing the man lying on the ground clearly, the little rabbit came to his senses and ran for his life.
It was like seeing a creature that was a hundred times more terrifying than the Tyrannosaurus Rex. The survival instincts of the animals in the woods were activated. In less than 10 seconds, there was no one within 15 meters where Ying Sitong was standing. moving creatures.
Ying Sitong didn't care too much about these things, she was more concerned about Xia Yuan's life and death than the newly activated ability.
Xia Yuan lay peacefully on the grass, with his head tilted to one side, his right shoulder was severely injured, bones came out of his clothes, and the skin covering the clothes was torn apart.
Ying Sitong lay on his body, and after confirming his breathing and heartbeat, she felt a little relieved.
Fortunately, he just fainted and didn't hang up.
As long as she works harder, she should be able to rescue Xia Yuan.
At this time, Xia Yuan was lying flat on the grass, his face was covered with a layer of golden light by the afterglow, his breathing was steady, and he was still in a coma.
Looking at Xia Yuan's profile, Ying Sitong inexplicably remembered the scene when the two met for the first time.
She looked up at the sky.
Was it similar that day?
In that car window, the blood-stained boy had a nice profile profile and an expression of fascination with death.
……
After dinner at night, Chu Ming sent Jiang Xiaoling home.
Because the place to eat is not too far from her home, the two of them walked.
Originally, Jiang Xiaoling wanted to decline and said no, she could go back by herself.
But out of politeness and worry, Chu Ming insisted on sending her home.
Although Chu Ming is not that emotionally savvy, he is still a good person.
Good guys and scumbags may be similar in behavior, but their starting points are slightly different.
If Deng Zexun had this opportunity, of course he had to do it step by step, first take it home slowly and then talk about other things, if there are more times, he can go back later, eat a supper first, sing a song, do something Like to do things like that.
Chu Ming's thinking is much more single-minded. He just thinks that Jiang Xiaoling, as an actor, may not be well-known, but she is still a girl. In the dead of night, what should I do if I encounter gangsters or hooligans on the way home? manage?
As a man, and Su Qin entrusted Jiang Xiaoling to him before he left, he still had the obligation to send Jiang Xiaoling back safely.
Seeing that Chu Ming's attitude was so sincere and there were no distractions in his eyes, Jiang Xiaoling agreed.
To be honest, it's quite pleasant for two people to walk at night and chat.
I don't know what happened tonight, Jiang Xiaoling felt less restrained and talked a little more.
……
On their way home, they passed a game show.
To be honest, no one felt a sense of disobedience wherever Jiang Xiaoling stopped.
Don't you usually have one of those flat billboards where people take pictures at game shows?
For example, the front is an image of Yasuo, and then Yasuo's face is hollowed out, so that people can put the face on it to make it look like themselves.
Who knows why there's a photo board of the Spider Queen in there.
The Spider Queen has two forms.
One is in human form.
One is in spider form.
The one in spider form will undoubtedly have to crawl on the ground.
And, apparently, the hollowed-out spider's head was larger than a normal human head.
It should look about the same as the shoulder.
When Chu Ming saw the photo board in the form of a spider, he was thinking, which sand sculpture designed this board?
Which sand sculpture would put its head in?
However, he soon found out that I was wrong——
While Chu Ming was hesitating, Jiang Xiaoling had already crawled in on the ground.
==(●●|||)
Chu Ming was frightened ten thousand points.
Jiang Xiaoling got inside and stuck his head out in front of the spider pattern.
She frowned and pouted.
She has also seen similar photo boards. When she was shopping with Ying Sitong before, the female son was very interested in this kind of thing every time, so she insisted on taking her to take a photo together.
Ying Sitong is a curious baby, lively and cute, with a childlike smile on her face.
Every time Jiang Xiaoling sees the girl's smile, she is very happy. You can always feel a burst of vitality from her. It can make you forget your troubles, even the fact that you are over 1800 years old.
Compared to Ying Sitong, Jiang Xiaoling really felt old.
And when she looked in the mirror recently, she also found fine lines at the corners of her eyes, which made this even more certain.
Jiang Xiaoling was particularly worried. Although her body was still young, her mind was really old.
Thinking of Ying Sitong, the corners of Jiang Xiaoling's mouth would involuntarily rise.
Just when she suddenly woke up, she realized——
It turns out that during this period of getting along, it seems that I have changed a lot.
This is probably the so-called red who is close to vermilion and black who is close to ink, right?
When Jiang Xiaoling raised his head, he saw a happy smile on Chu Ming's face.
Chu Ming put his hands in his trouser pockets, like an old father watching his children entertain, with a loving expression on his brows.
Jiang Xiaoling said, "Can you take a picture of me?"
Come on, good people do it to the end.
Chu Ming nodded, because Jiang Xiaoling was wearing Iron Man's costume, it was really inconvenient to hold a mobile phone, so Chu Ming took out his own mobile phone to take a picture.
After filming, he handed it to Jiang Xiaoling.
Jiang Xiaoling glanced at it, and was not very satisfied, mainly because the face did not fit well with the opening of the photo board.
Because the face hole dug out was a bit too big, I drilled a little further.
Chu Ming was taken aback for a moment, and his smile froze suddenly.
After drilling twice, he heard the entire photographic plate shaking.
Jiang Xiaoling suddenly stopped moving.
(#/.\#)
This is called not dying, not dying.
Jiang Xiaoling completely forgot that there was a big suffix of Donald Duck on the back.
So the sphere is completely stuck in the hole in the photo plate.
(Please imagine the painting style at that time by yourself.)
It looks like the Spider Queen is devouring Iron Man.
Half of Jiang Xiaoling's body was hanging outside the spider's mouth, as weird as it could be.
Because the body is suspended in the air and the waist cannot exert strength, Jiang Xiaoling found it quite difficult to tear it apart with bare hands.
It can only be said who the hell made the photo board so strong, isn't it usually made of foam plastic?Today, it seemed to be made of real wood, and when she tried to stand up, she found that the board was really heavy, and she couldn't move at all.
Jiang Xiaoling couldn't help but think of Sun Wukong, she and Monkey King are really in the same boat now.
"How to do?"
She raised her head and looked at Chu Ming helplessly.
What else could it be?
Chu Ming had no choice but to stand behind her, ready to grab her feet and drag her out.
But unfortunately, Jiang Xiaoling's phone rang.
Chu Ming was worried that her company was in a hurry, or it was a call from Su Qin, so he quickly helped her find it.
Handing the phone to Jiang Xiaoling, it turned out that it was Zhang Shiting calling.
Because Jiang Xiaoling hadn't come home late at night, Zhang Shiting was a little worried.
"Hey, where are you? Why haven't you come back? Nothing will happen to you, right?"
Jiang Xiaoling frowned, "No, it's nothing, just got stuck outside and won't be able to come back for a while."
"Stuck?" Xia Yuan's aunt said she didn't understand.
So Jiang Xiaoling explained again, "The buttocks are stuck. I didn't expect the hole to be so small when I drilled the hole just now, but it got stuck just half way in."
"Huh?!" Zhang Shiting's mind was a little confused, and she couldn't figure out how to do this for a while.
At this moment, Jiang Xiaoling's voice came from the phone again.
"Use some strength. Push forward."
Jiang Xiaoling guided Chu Ming.
Because half of her body was stuck in the photo board, who knows how she got in just now, Chu Ming tried his best but couldn't pull her out.
So change to push this time and try again.
As soon as Chu Ming pushed it twice, Jiang Xiaoling couldn't take it anymore.
Because the camera board is really painful when it is stuck, especially when it is rubbed, the Iron Man suit on the outside is useless at all, it hurts badly like being scratched by a stone on both ribs.
"No, no, it hurts."
As a female soldier who has experienced many battles and is also Ying Sitong's tomb keeper, Jiang Xiaoling has never suffered anything. When she says it hurts, it means it really hurts.
Maybe the skin has been strangled and worn out.
Zhang Shiting's doubtful voice came from the phone, "Who are you with? Why does it sound wrong to me?"
"Oh, with a doctor friend I just met, we're on the street now."
Jiang Xiaoling explained, "I just met today, and he sent me home."
"..." Auntie said that she has developed to this level since she just met today?
Since he couldn't push it out, Jiang Xiaoling hurriedly shouted, "Otherwise, pull out the handle and see if you can pull it out."
After tugging twice, it still didn't work, Chu Ming wanted to give up.
Jiang Xiaoling was also very upset.
Chu Ming said, "Otherwise, let's carry it and find a saw to cut it open."
Zhang Shiting couldn't stand it anymore, so she said on the phone, "Then I don't care about you, I will open the door for you when you get home, don't play too late, and oranges are very dangerous, don't do it Something happened."
Jiang Xiaoling nodded, and hung up the phone blankly.
In this kind of place where there are no shops in front of the village and no shops behind, there are not even people on the street at night.
It's creepy to think about.
Maybe passers-by will be more scared when they see the two of us?
Jiang Xiaoling had no better way, so he could only nod and agree to carry it away first.
But once it was implemented, it was found that it was not working.
That photographic plate weighed at least 50 kilograms.
Chu Ming lifted it up and moved with Jiang Xiaoling for a while. Jiang Xiaoling was so tired that he was sweating profusely and said he couldn't do it.
She herself was also wondering.
Thinking back when she carried a knife to the battlefield, a large knife weighed about [-] kilograms, so how could she swing it for a day without any problem at that time, why is her body unable to carry a broken wooden board now?
To sum it up, Jiang Xiaoling boiled it down to a few words——
Times are different.
There is too little exercise, and there are very few occasions for her to exercise now. It is already a peaceful world, and no one needs to shout and kill anymore.
……
From the perspective of passers-by, it is estimated that they saw a dark thing that swallowed half of the female Iron Man wriggling on the ground.
It's too scary to go on like this.
So the two could only sit down and discuss a new method.
It's a bit hot in June.
The two of them walked for a while and did a lot of heavy work. Now they are sweaty from exhaustion, especially Jiang Xiaoling, who is still wearing a heavy costume, feels like he has entered a steamer, and his whole body is hot and dry.
Sweat dripped down her chin.
Her hair was wet against her face.
From Chu Ming's point of view, it is strange that he looks a little charming.
The two rested for a while, when Chu Ming suddenly slapped his head.
He suddenly felt a little silly.
Why put the board vertically, wouldn't it be enough to turn it horizontally?
After hitting horizontally, Jiang Xiaoling was finally able to walk upright.
"Mom, it's really not easy for humans to evolve to the present."
Jiang Xiaoling said.
"That's..." Chu Ming curled his lips, looking helpless, "But I haven't seen spiders evolve into humans."
They stop and go, about 500 meters.
Jiang Xiaoling stopped again.
As they were walking, Chu Ming saw Donald Duck fall to the ground together with the photo board.
Make a bang.
……
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